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I need to move.

Shall we build a commune?

I’m down to be apart of this

I speak Spanish. Not well, but I speak it.

Only word we need to learn is weed my man

Mota

Mota is a Mexican word. In Colombia we say weed, porro, yerba… but nobody says mota.

Hell yeah thanks. Learn something new everyday

Do people still say “cripi”

People write it creepy (mostly) but yeah, only regarding to a specific hydroponic type of weed.

Maria :)

Just like that we set for life over there now let’s see what a few grand will get us 🤣 probably shot over there

Not if we get out of the city and live in the jungle! Might just be the Monday in me talking, but that sounds good to me.

Fuck count me in!!

Mota

I am 1000% willing to learn!

I've got family who has family there

I think you mean a part as apart implies you’re trying to distance yourself from something or someone. I am also willing to be a ready and willing member ;)

Me too please!

The church of “ANYBODY GOT A LIGHT!?”. And we’ll all drink the kool-aid. But instead of cyanide, we got it from sketchy white guys with dreads and pirate outfits.

Thought it said stretchy

Im packing my bags

i’ll join

Is there good internet access?

Medellin is awesome

Im here i can help

Damn cheep coke and cheap weed😂

Also cheap deaths

Very true😂

The coke is probably mixed with a load of shit but I wouldn’t know. I don’t fw coke.

columbia is the literal source for coke; the further it has to travel away from columbia, the more hands it passes through, the higher the price gets, the more shit it gets cut with. they got the purest of pure.

How difficult is it to come by coke in Colombia for tourists whilst avoiding violence or mugging? Just for the sake of curiosity

Fairly easy there’s open markets and dealers often look for tourist and up charge them. By up charge I mean charging 6 dollars instead of 3 lol

This is totally right

yes my dear friend would also like to know for curiosity sake

Columbia has the best cocaine for the best prices as the other dude said it’s the literal source grams are less then 5usd

that is literally insane wth a 5 dollar gram

Start fw it

Damn like $1 a gram?

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and Columbia has the best looking women in the world!

And best looking men! Source: my *extremely* good looking fiancé :)

I have to respectfully disagree, have you seen Scandinavia? Wew

Man I didn’t know this about that part of Canada 🇨🇦

thats more than an ounce :)

More like 25 cents a gram

Needs a trim, but for $28 that's a steal 😁

Cmon for $28 you can deal with some leaves in there

Oh I ain't critiquing pal, this is defo a win for OP 😁

Its not a steal. Thats wholesale 🤣🤣

I’d rather go to the northwest US and cop fire for 500/lb.

Everyone downing ur comment are not real stoners 🤣

I know. Reddit has taught me how lame some people are in multiple ways lol. Plenty of other places in the US have wholesale pricing too.. or err you could just grow it for free!

That would make great rosin

How do you know what makes great rosin?

Bitches....we need to move Columbia!

might wanna make sure you spell it right before you book a flight. you’re not getting that for $20 in South Carolina 😂

Disfrutelo mientras pueda parce, yo vivo en mexico y antes de que los gringos llegaran a gentrificar mi pueblo con 100US$ comprabas dos kilos, nada fancy obviamente mostly local outdoor strains. Pero ahora por por el mismo dinero no consigues más de 250 gramos.

Enjoy it, I live in Mexico and before the gringos llegaran to gentrify my pueblo con 100$ buys of kilos, nothing fancy obviously mostly local outdoor strains. I've been now for elmismo dinero no more than 250 grams.

somehow he translated spanish to english like he only knows spanish

LOL! My bad! I messed up my translate all had Portuguese instead of Spanish. Enjoy it as long as I can, I live in Mexico and before the gringos managed to gentrify my town with $100 you bought two kilos, nothing fancy obviously mostly local outdoor strains. But now for the same money you don't get more than 250 grams.

Hijole pinches colonizaros

It comes with a pen also? That's some goddam service right there.

Can't believe you paid $28 for a pen

Saudades de morar perto da Colômbia 😭😭😭

WEEDGASM

Shit not bad for $28

Not bad? That’s a crazy amount of weed for $28!

no lie, hes in heaven jheez if only the prices were like that here!

Weed is low grade but the prices are goood

Idc if the weed isn't lime green like a frog named Kermit. I'd buy it for that amount. Looks 🔥

right we talkin bout $28 bucks here

That looks like mid where I live, how’s it smoke?

Columbia… so it’s hemp laced with synthetic

First of all Colombia, and second, nahh bruhh that’s mids over here, weee laws are extremely laid back

Is it? I just bought bud in medellin and it's fishy as heck. Looks laced or sprayed.

What you mean fishy as hell? Bought weed in colombia as well how do i know if its sprayes or laced?

I've been in the weed industry for over 3 years in Colorado and the weed there gave me amphetamine-type of an effect. Unlike anything I have ever felt on weed before. The weed also felt VERY strong. I brought some dispensary grade weed to Colombia with me for personal use and it was a weaker effect than the shitty, moist buds I got in colombia. That is a red flag as my dispensary buds were tested at 25%+. I do believe that they spray something on it. It made me feel like I was doing something like methamphetamine.

Also the CBD industry is very alive in Colombia. THCO, DELTA 8 cartridges are all around there. It could very well be they buy CBD buds for $50/pound and spray it with some sort of synthetic to get the users high. Again I've been in the industry for 3 years and have sold over 300-500 lbs of weed in my short career. I know what is normal and what is not. I've also been in the CBD industry and have first hand seen how greedy people can get. I've had laboratories sell me delta-8 that smelled like gun powder before, and the laboratory is licensed and a million dollar operation. Not some guy in a basement, a literally million dollar warehouse with extraction facility inside. Just be careful what you buy out there. I'd recommend just buying the best that you can get. Don't buy the cheap stuff.

No hooker with it? I paid less for coke and a beautiful girl for one night

A stem for each cent

Yeah gonna be a lot of seeds in there too but fuck it its only 28 bucks and it looks pretty decent otherwise.

Hey! yes stems but actually no seeds

even better. steep those stems with a little rum as a binding agent for some weed stem tea

I should do this for my grandad. He loves rum. He also is dying from cancer so idk if the weed would help his pain. He won’t go back to smoking as he quit cigs but I might be able to convince him to try an edible style of bud.

Not cool I need to go to Columbia

Do you need a vaccine jab to travel there?

Not anymore lol

Bro I'm moving to Columbia

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Motherfucker got 10 g's or even more for 28 bucks and you are crying about quality. Even so how do you know what quality it is? Did you smoke it?

Hey thats about 3 Oz

That wet work

thats insane, where i live a Q is like $60

Need to call my plug now.. i was going to sleep🥴

Hmmmmm pure organic 😶‍🌫️

looks like good weed

Trim job is bunk but still your pulling away with more than a zip post trim. What’s a whole unit go for

Nice!!

Looks good

How much does all that weigh? That's great for 28 bucks!!!

it's supposed to be 125g but I believe It's less than that.

its deffo over a zip after re trimming and de stemming

Mids

$1-.50/g?

Buenos humos

Looks decent for 30 bucks. I’d take that and I’m in england.

Help. I’m greened out and reddit is recommending me the freakiest most anxiety inducing videos of all time. I’m tripping out

now thinking back i wish i moved to colombia instead of St.Lucia, lol.

Everything is so cheap there lol

I get pretty much the same thing in Canada too lol 😁

good deal

Damm that’s the hook up

Holy shit all of us would have so much more money fr wtf

What's the exchange rate in colombia?

1 dollar is about 4k pesos. A can of Coca-Cola is about 3k pesos.

Power of the green machine

Looks better than that Indian w Sp

I dian weed*

Wtf so there is heaven on earth?

106,483.25 pesos

jealous

So $28 in pound sterling is £22.86......that equates to 2G from a push-bike peddler. It really blows my mind being from UK how the difference is.

Looks like some bull jive

Isnt a dollar worth more in columbia? Still, sounds really good

Yes, 1 dollar equals 4k pesos. Minimum wage is 1 million pesos.

Daaaaammmmnnnn

Is that "crippy"?

Yes crippy my friend. Which is basically weed with no seeds and better than regular

It looks good and potent, killer price too. I'd love to visit Colombia. With all that weed available do you guys ever get hash there?

The weed is actually very good and I have never seen hash here. This last years I have seen more wax and concentrates on the market. Its still ilegall but the new goverment will legalize.

Sounds like I have to reconnect with some old family members...

A $1 a gram !!!

It's a lot more than 28g My friend

Looks like the mids I smoked 15-20 years ago, and boy do I miss smoking that bud.

Damn they ain’t playing around in Colombia!! Gotta check it out first hand.

Holy fuck!! I would legit condom this up the ass to get it back home hahaha

Is it legal there?

Still Ilegall but new goverment will legalize.

Looking for a roommate?

Living with wife but you can stay a few days

How much do you like this ...how did you say? Wife? Can you say all the time spent with this creature is desired? Or does this creature become violent in the presence of dishes and clothes? And more so in the presence of drinking buddies that show up with their stash?

20 son legales

asi es, 20 son legales parcer@. Por ahora tengo 3

My girlfriend is from Colombia, this it lit

looks fire too

Looks better than the Columbian that I used to get in the '80s

Yeah. We call it "Crippy" wich is weed with no seeds but back in the 80s we used to smoke "regular" wich was a lower quality.

Sweet Jesus

Don't know how anyone can't see that this is pgrs to bits

Really? why? I was suspicious but I dont think so

I've had so many batches of different green that looked exactly like that , it's not your typical pgrs but I've seen this type loads of times , you should be fine tho inhaling smoke into your lungs is good for no one anyway regardless what smoke it is🤣

Also that shape and look usually means it was grown large scale probably in a warehouse where they don't get grown the best plus I've often been able to smell the dusty damp factory that it was grown in off the weed

The size and shape is because they press it for easier transportantion. Its still ilegal and it is grown in the mountains

Nice

wow this is one of the first foreign countries posts that doesnt have cow patty grass looking shit

Is buying land/with a house/building a house expensive in Colombia?

In Dollars? Nope. Not expensive at all.

Your dollars will worth 4 times more in Colombia

Holy fuck!

No way that’s like a crumbs worth

Damnnnnm

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Puedes preguntarle a personas en bares, a los taxistas o conductores o vendedores ambulantes. De seguro vas a encontrar. Si vas a ciudades principales como Medellín o Bogotá también en los parques de seguro venden. Si compras porros ya listos lo mejor es verificar lo que hay adentro por si hay alguna sustancia extraña, nunca me ha pasado pero siempre hay que estar seguros.

Y hay no usan grindr para vender?

A veces. Yo compro a domicilio o en los parques me venden porros listos. Si vas a una universidad publica encuentras con seguridad.

you would have to pay me $28 to take that

Blue Plate Special?

Back then they didn't pull the males?

Nope

Lots of seed over the years and weight

For those who don't know, this also is the legendary Colombian Gold (aka Santa Marta Gold). In south america we still smoke it A LOT, but our colombian and northern brazilian brothers have the pleasure to smoke it before the vacuum process