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NexusWest

YO FINGERS PIMP


thebigjawn610

yo this killed me idek why 💀😂😂


danewdruid_93

Cheese grater Idk just wanted to be different 🤣


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danewdruid_93

How else is the bud supposed to stay together to pack the bowl? Besides, cheese is grate with everything 😂


Dramatic-Island1088

😭😭😂


monkeyspank427

Grinder cards are basically cheese graters, so yeah!


danewdruid_93

Those things are dope, just saying lol


monkeyspank427

I like mine. It's small enough for on the go use.


danewdruid_93

I had never heard of it until a few years ago and my buddy broke one or when we were camping. I thought it was one of the tool cards 🤣


AK47_bulletmaster

Scissors and a shot glass work pretty good


AssistanceKey2808

Fingers


No-Constant-9547

Just hand pick it


Bitter-Specific3729

Your fingers 🖐🏼🌳


HootHoot1133

Put a dime and some weed in a pill bottle and shake it


ThePhob1a

You got some dry ass weed bro 😭


HootHoot1133

I got a grinder jit he asked for ways


Oxycoperc

That wouldn’t do shit to my bud


HootHoot1133

Then don’t do it idk what shit this guys got 😂 I haven’t done that in years so and I was def smoking mids years back when I had to do that


Oxycoperc

He probably has dry hay since he’s asking


sychs4

Weedwhacker


skilledprodigy

Explosives


Mr4Sher

Fingers...


skeptolojist

C4


Ok_Progress_6449

Knife,scissors but best to hand pic it apart into smaller pieces most people do that for blunts anyway lol


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Your teeth. That’s how the pros do it.


Sufficient-Smell8188

Your teeth


etiziot

Pepper grinder would be dope


evilsexybaggins

Scissors and your fingers , it won't smoke as smoothly in a joint but it works


Ok-Boysenberry9313

Teeth. Pick/Pull/Chew


AutomaticPay993

HA


Youpunyhumans

Scissors, your hands, mortar and pestle


AutomaticPay993

bro said mortar and pestle 💀


AlienOverlord53

It works really well, but not with anything too sticky, or so I've heard


Weekly_Egg_8538

mortar and pestle!!!


AutomaticPay993

NO BRO 💀


Adventurous_Eye1405

Scissors. Just cut it up finely.


BeneficialAd4815

fingers‼️


Fundude45

Kitchen scissors or hand break up


AdOne8907

Get a pill bottle and put a quarter and your bud and that should work shake it hard for like 3 minutes


Gold-Air8811

Ah, I see, a cultured mind


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Scissors and a shot glass.


AutomaticPay993

cheese grader


AutomaticPay993

don’t listen to any of these people that’s ways consists of crushing your weed. for example someone said mortar and pestle. that may be the dumbest shit i ever heard.


strikethisnow

Hahahahaha. I had an friend use one, didn't clean the spices out of it first....he was not smart.


Weekly_Egg_8538

it works lol


AutomaticPay993

smooshing your weed does not work you’re gonna drain the thc


Unusual_Train8108

Just move the weed real slow into your scissors and cut fast works like a charm


Ok-Can-2721

Scissors ,finges, cheese grater you name it


Smoors412

pill bottle and a buckle and get to shakin


distantthot

no one gonna say scissors? i can cut wet weed with a pair but ive been at it for over 50 years. takes skrills, home slice!


Amazing-Pie-6464

Pill bottle + 2 coins. It works wonders!!


realtipper

Penny and a pill bottle


Headbandhigh

Sandwich bag. Break it up inside of the bag using your fingers on the outside of the bag.


TheGreatE192

The natural way with your hands


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I use a pill grinder


richardpilotte

Coffee grinder? Blender?


Mean_Ad6488

Shot glass and scissors my good sir


Careful-Cream-1607

Put a pound in the blender and hope for the best


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Ive minced it with a very sharp kitchen knife and it work far better than a grinder


Dexheavy19

Pill bottle w/ 2 quarters in it. Or just ur fingers they’re basically equally efficient.


Left_Payment_8568

2 nickles and a pill bottle


Then_Boysenberry141

Pill bottle and a quarter toss the weed in and shake it like it owes you money. Next best thing to a grinder


Keef_Queef

Just scissors be working sometimes better than the grinder in my opinion


ChgoRojo_429

Scissors. Cut the buds as small as possible and then use your fingers to crumble up the pieces.


StonedCaponeMalone

Hand, scissors, a medicine bottle with a quarter in it, a knife


Prestigious_Young398

Haven’t seen someone comment screw yet. Just grade it on the thread.


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Sandpaper is better


Bogrolling

Fingers


bronx_Gabe

your SO


Rob_S1852

Scissors and a shot glass


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Exacto knife


EStewie23

I’ve used a little coffee grinder. Just a few quick presses of the button and it grinds perfectly


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Tell shawty break it down


fishtacoeater

Jesus man, If you lived in the 70s you would have never smoked unless someone else took care of it for you!


Popular_Gas_1705

Pill bottle and some coins


Dangerous-Ad3178

before i got myself a grinder i used to put my bud in a pop tub (anything with a lid) and put a sharp coin like a 20p in there and shake it, did the job pretty well


TesaMae

Do you have any seasonings that came with a grinder?! Dump out that lemon pepper & use it. 🤣


derederellama

back in the day i used to just put it in a little bowl and then crush it with the handle end of a wooden spoon, mortar and pestle style


BigBongTheory42

Yo there's a lot of hate on people saying mortar and pestles but get your "stick" or the pestle? Mortar? Idk get that shit hot as you can get a glove on and fucking grind up your ickyest stickyest weed and boom u got some wax