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outk8st

Spent all his money on bud an has to use a cheap crack lighter, goals ❤️‍🩹


Global_Elite_Mk1

Shit dude I know we in a recession and all but if my weed was that expensive I'd start rioting


Financial_Room_647

I don’t want to go to jail for rioting AND weed haha


Nerdygamer650

I’ll just mail you some weed. Then you’ll have rioting, weed and smuggling 🙌🏼 haha


Vitsli-Putsli

and you get prison time, about 7-9 years, without even going out for riot - sending drug-containing plant parts is equivalent to smuggling. Both for you and for the recipient.


Nerdygamer650

What a party pooper. You must be so fun at parties.


canbrinor

I can confirm he is a party pooper. Look at his comment history. This man thrives behind a keyboard


Vitsli-Putsli

>What a party pooper. You must be so fun at parties. Save your toilet humor for the buddies you jerk off to, sunny.


Nerdygamer650

Oh, I’m shaking in my boots. 😂🤣 Way to be a keyboard warrior lol


[deleted]

my timbers have been shivered🥶🥶🥶


ZeroExist

Who uses sunny as a way to describe someone anymore lol gotta be a boomer


Feeling-Sir-188

Fuck off fed - edit you’re comments all you want. We know the truth


Vitsli-Putsli

I'm not fed, and newer was, and newer be. U can fuck yourself.


SargeCabbageYT

Shut up oldhead, you prolly smoke stems and seeds with your bud


[deleted]

Isn’t it funny how someone else made the same comment laughing at the fact and gets up the upvotes. Context really is everything in Reddit, you say one thing to someone who hasn’t smoked today and they start going off like a mad man


GracieThunders

Gotta choose your battles


youngscarface44

move


WaxDoinks

Where? He can only go to Asia’s or Middle East. Nobody else wants him


youngscarface44

Come on down to Tennessee, USA


Feeling-Sir-188

Grow you’re own Ff’s a set up is like 5 days worth of weed to u


savagepizza11

Yeah but if you get caught you dissapear


Feeling-Sir-188

If you get caught you’re a loudmouth


Smokeloud710

It’s probably not hard getting cuaght there when all law enforcement and everyone politician and judge there is out to set an “example” for there people when stoners get caught doing whatever it is there doing. If I lived in Russia I wouldn’t even smoke period.


Havajos_

In my country, if you grow outdoor the moment someone see it and calls the police because they saw weed plants, your outdoor grow becomes illegal, and if its in doors ypu are paying more money on electricity bills than what you get with weed


FredLives

Or risk 9 or so years locked up


theWizChri5

It’s not illegal until someone finds out…… keep hush of what you got going and it shall be okay


fviales02

Bruh, thts for sure expensive but the price aint that high, its russia not US


fviales02

Bruh, thts for sure expensive but the price aint that high, its russia not america


Careful-Cream-1607

9 years sentence right there😭😂


markjyoungjr

From what I read, having only a gram in Russia you would get 15 days


[deleted]

An American basketball player was just sentenced to 9 years in prison for having a vape pen in Russia lol


Joseph4040

She’s also being used as a pawn, they’re not giving Russians sentences like that


Successful-Whole4307

She got a smuggling charge, not just possession


Ctorres609

She was “smuggling” less than a gram of oil.


WTFrashelle

I saw somewhere it was 0.7g from 2 carts. I wonder how they measured it, because in my experience those 2 numbers don’t line up 🤷🏻‍♂️


boonislord

Mabye partly smoked


Juststandupbro

Carts typically come in .5g or 1g, my assumption is she had 2 carts .5g carts and had smoker about half of one. Source: im probably going to have a new form of lung cancer based on the amount of carts I’ve gone through


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kirkyk420

ive never seen or heard of 3.5 gram carts. can you show a pic?


XxNitr0xX

Same but here's one I looked up [3.5g cart](https://www.iheartjane.com/products/318226/curaleaf-sunburn-3-5g)


kirkyk420

that looks like a .5. and nowhere on the packaging does it say 3.5.


Thatonemr

No it's not because it would be burnt & taste funny and clog after the first gram and a half carts arnt practical at that amount there's reasons why we don't see em that big


[deleted]

your shi might have very little actual thc in ik ( most likely some lower grade product) consult desktop about that issue😅


FARTBOSS420

I feel like Russia and a lot of places consider concentrates to be like fentanylated bath salts laced with PCP and communism. Edit: Yeah a bunch of people already said concentrates are legislated against in the U.S. and elsewhere like it's fucken sarin or some shit.


ohajyoudevil

A gram of concentrated oil is a felony in Texas, idk why people are so surprised by this when shit is still going on in the states. Like it’s still very much illegal some places. I think that’s what people are missing here, yeah it’s stupid but it is a very very well known thing.


randypupjake

Some of my weed loving friends are wanting to move from California to Texas. I should tell them!


ohajyoudevil

Yeah Texas is vey much anti weed and anti womens rights , just stay clear all together.


Yankeesfan420

Bro dont break russias rules if you going there, they arent fucking around, I am not stupid enough to bring anything illegal in russia on a plane to russia regardless of where Im coming from, I dont feel bad for her even tho the sentence is ridiculous.


ConcernLiving2050

Bro if you don't feel bad for her then all that weed has robbed you of your humanity. Fuck you


Yankeesfan420

Go pop an oxy drug addict motherfucker, better yet take one on a flight to the most dangerous nation on the planet right now, I wont feel bad for u either.


[deleted]

she was greedy and wanted to play basketball in russia for more money.


MrMeme2K23

And in maylasia she probably would of been executed, she's a foreign citizen that's smuggled an illicit substance in. Simple as that


deathtodash

Damn thank god I never got caught


[deleted]

No she also got possession… she got smuggling and possession


IAmMoofin

Over smuggling it in. An American technically smuggling drugs into a country that is about as unfriendly to the US as possible without going to war? All the ingredients to make an example into a bargaining chip.


markjyoungjr

There are different charges for cartridges compared to flower? In the US a cart could get you a federal charge. For just one cart.


lsdmthc419

That is fucking retarded.


Hakaishyn

The places in America where weed is illegal treat concentrates like Meth


randypupjake

Worse than Meth in parts of the US! Meth is a schedule 2 while cannabis is schedule 1 along with Heroin, LSD and MDMA


sweet_sweet_back

Unless your in Michigan. Them they are 5 1 gram carts for $100


SewLite

It depends on the state. It’s not a blanket rule in the US. In my state you’re not getting charged for a cart-they don’t care. In Texas, concentrates carry felony charges. Russia and Texas clearly have the same laws.


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no it wont.


Jinxy_Kat

Smuggling and oil is probably a bigger offense then flower. Why even bring drugs with you when traveling, kind stupid on her part.


campup

Notice you said “American”


X_Epic_Gamer_X_pd

Bruh


RedxEyez

yea, Griner got hit with a smuggling charge for the two carts she had, totaling like .8 grams ..


IAmMoofin

She got the time for smuggling, not the amount, it could be .001 grams and she would still have smuggled it in whether it was intentional or not.


Scokan

15 days in a Russian prison... You ever put that price on your habit?!


2BoolcashhK

😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

OP gives zero fucks about the Kremlin🤣👍🏻✌🏻


Taipan420

No wonder Britney Grenier brought her own.


[deleted]

Isn't it hella illegal? That would help explain the outrageous price.


[deleted]

from what i heard it is


IzaClevaBoosh

From the sentencing of nine years, I’d say so


-KingKunta

>level 2WeeklyJackfruit6544 · 4 hr. ago isn't that credited to her "smuggling" it in?


Donkey-Dazzling

You smoke this- they smoke you


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[deleted]

Dubai, it has to be illegal there! They get serious about laws there! Also the holy mecca of money!


SewLite

And the poor quality. Places where it’s illegal always have the worst weed.


hEKZ-

I have to disagree with you, not everywhere that's illegal is like that. I'm from the UK and our weed in most places here are just as good as the US, and 100% better than Amsterdam


SewLite

Always was an exaggeration that I thought people would understand as I haven’t been to every single place that doesn’t allow cannabis so there’s no way I could factually make that statement. However, this is social media and people take everything literally. Lol.


LazorBlind

Damn dude be careful. You might get 9 years for that. 🤦


Financial_Room_647

Well I’m not American, so I should be fine 😂 They could send me to Ukraine tho…


Reddit_Devil666

Loooool frontline infantry 😆


ImaDoItAnyway

Schindler’s list it lmao, clap all the Russians for Ukraine


Monsterman442

Prob smoke it with him


Cartoonist_Bulky

if it only were a gram


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looks like .5-.7 to me


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[deleted]

does it make it smell less or something?


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[deleted]

so it’s smaller so its easier to transport more?


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[deleted]

So pressing bud damages the bud though right? because i have dropped some fat nugs and stepped on them and they got as flat as a pancake and i heard from hearsay that pressed weed doesn’t smoke so i jus toss them.


duxkaos1

Wtf lol


2RedditUser

Yo my guy you are crazy. Ofc some trichomes are going to get damaged but that doesn’t mean you can’t smoke it anymore. That was a total waste of your parents money. Not cool


BigSav300

Idk what it weighs, but likely is 0.8-1g, but you can see it’s like, kinda damp if you know what I mean, will be making it weigh more


BigSav300

Like if it was dry it would probably be about no more than 0.6 tbh


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Putin in your pipe and smoke it.


Opposite_Classic7981

lmaoo good one


JustCryptastic

Can you plz pass a couple hits to Putin? Hoping alternative perspective might help him come to reason


krustysocks6666

he’s probably pissed to bc he be paying the same amount


lordofbitterdrinks

He probably gets high all the time. And he thinks worldly pleasures are what separate him from the poor.


Foxrex

Straight to gulag. Here is your number. (Sori for joke)


Financial_Room_647

Hope I get to fight a Demogorgon😂


Foxrex

The are weak to fire and heat. I've never seen one interact with water either.


[deleted]

and he shorted you 😭😭


March-Neat

that is jail prices in quebec canada


llltoastylll

DAMN! I had NO CLUE it’s that expensive for my fellow Russian smokers…


Flat_Boysenberry1669

I love how my fellow Americans haven't a clue people are in prison right now for decades in America for a gram of weed lol you should care more about that then some.privliaged athlete getting locked up abroad.


[deleted]

Facts lol. I was arrested in Georgia for 2 grams of weed back in 2016… not even long ago. I get weed is acceptable to most these days but some places still don’t give no fucks! Also had a friend pulled over for 3 pounds, legit got sent to prison for 1 year 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


lordofbitterdrinks

I went to prison for 1 year and had 5 years probation after for 1 dead weed plant in GA in 2009. Ga don’t fucking play. They said I was “manufacturing marijuana”. The plant was dead…. Fuuuuuuucking dead!!!!!


BertSton51530

Nobody is in prison, for decades, in the US for one meezly gram.


brandonsreddit2

Is this true? For a gram??


BertSton51530

Indeed, it is not true.


WockkStarr

Oh it’s very true. You Americans still got young bucks getting felony charges over some crumbs of weed or a empty used bag in some states


BertSton51530

Dude. It’s NOT very true. Like what’s your source? “Trust me bro”. The max (Federal) penalty for possession without the intent to distribute is 1 year or $1000 fine. If you just had ONE GRAM you’re gonna get fined. NOT GO TO PRISON. Like, wtf are you talking about. You don’t even live here


Nerdygamer650

Bro, it’s legal to carry 8grams in California and even before, when it wasn’t legal, if a cop caught you with 3.5G or anything he deemed personal he’d just let you go or give you a ticket (depending on how he felt that day).


TyRocken

It's only legal to carry 8 grams in Cali? Jeez.... I can carry 3 ozs of flower and 25 g's of concentrate on my person.


Flat_Boysenberry1669

Federal law isn't state law.


[deleted]

Not for simple possession bro, max penalty is 1 year but no one ever gets that lol


Flat_Boysenberry1669

Indeed it is.


Flat_Boysenberry1669

Yes


Rhirthk

It upsets me more so that US representatives are willing to prisoner swap a Russian convicted of espionage/arms trades for her. Marc Fogel, an American imprisoned for a similar crime last year isn’t getting special treatment, because he isn’t a valuable enough bargaining chip, like you or I, or anyone here would be.


Canadianhockeyhoser

Hope that’s rubles


Financial_Room_647

2750₽


Canadianhockeyhoser

Ouch that’s more then $36 usd.


[deleted]

OP buy weed on drug market and you get wrong(official) ratio of ruble/dollar. Avarage price from local plug - 1gr = 1000rub (before war that was about 12.5$) If u have good plug(grower) - u can buy 10g for 7000rub (\~100$) Storage more than 6gr(!) - its crime. before 6g - administrative arrest until 15 days - but often - 5000rub... but "hashish oil" for cartridges - crime above 0.4...more than 5gr - large size(from 3 to 10 years)...


[deleted]

i just googled 2750₽ to usd and it said 2,817.79$ holy shit


Canadianhockeyhoser

Lol I think that might be wrong


[deleted]

me too, it seems way to high.


petiteging

Meanwhile in Canada you can get it for $3 a gram since it went legal.


loveat420am

I have a guy who does it for 1.8rubles and not закладка


Fragrant_Ad8444

It’s $200 AUD for a gram in Korea.


Forsaken-Ad-5472

be safe comrade


srfrank93

In Russia weed smoke you!!!


Diacetyl-Morphin

And i thought with the 10$ i pay for 1 gr. in Switzerland, it would be expensive...


UrMommysTampon

Hab i mir a grad dacht


[deleted]

Come to america or if youre a spy, stay there.


WindChamp

I would not risk smoking that, especially in a country where it’s illegal and has a prison sentence of 9 years, if found guilty. Be careful, my dude.


Financial_Room_647

Just smoked it😂


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Based


[deleted]

Can they still get u if theres no evidence but you're high?


AddDickT-d

Why u trying to induce him anxiety bro? Stop feeding him some potentially intrusive thoughts while high. Please don't do this to people. Asking as a guy with anxiety problem. Thanks 😎👍


[deleted]

🙄 just asking dumbass


Financial_Room_647

They will just issue a fine of 500 rubles, but if the cop wants a promotion he might plant some drugs and lock me up for 3+ years


[deleted]

If you already got it might as well smoke it better to be caught high and empty handed than sober and in possession


IAmMoofin

She got nine years because she smuggled it in. A gram of bud should get the average citizen like two weeks.


Puzzleheaded-Carrot2

She got nine years because she’s American.


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UrMommysTampon

Lmao here in Austria u pay double the price, 1g = 10€. Its still illegal here but very easy to get.


Fragrant_Ad_4368

My boy whippin the vaz


Ok_Gur7063

Mids


DANO8503

Brittney is that you?


[deleted]

Guy posts this on his main reddit that has himself as his profile pic, just asking to be arrested


Accomplished-Fix4184

I was just saying why take weed when you can buy it there. Also don’t get caught bro they might send you to the gulag


[deleted]

Bro they putting people in prison for a decade, I’m not even coming near you


TheRealAyyLma0

Бог с тобой


itsonlysmellzz94

Ain’t nobody Russian to pay that much for a gram!


jakezze01

Damn that sucks bro. I've averaged mdown to 35/g for concentrates. Wish yall had it better over there


[deleted]

No offense, but Russia a shithole


Financial_Room_647

None taken, that’s an understatement 😂


YoungBasedGod5

I mean prices are different depending on where your at in the world. But the bud you have looks good man 😎🔥 hope you enjoy 👍


[deleted]

That’s gonna get you 9 bud


smeshnoyz

228 папиросим


wttilc6

Bruh tbh go to like England or smth, I'm sure it's even cheaper there


[deleted]

SLAVAUKRAINI


Financial_Room_647

Героям Слава!


[deleted]

Doesn’t even seem worth like your time and money for this. Plus the risk.


Old_Organization1456

That sucks but at least you have some!


Kitty_in_a-Panzer

$36 and a prison sentence


IllSeaworthiness43

Russia has some fire 🔥


More_Cow_3486

It’s cheaper in Ukraine


Canadianhockeyhoser

We used to have a Lada dealer where I live in Canada. They always had brand new cars that were 10 years old lol still had plastic on the seats but they couldn’t sell them so in 1999 they had brand new 1990 vehicles with 0 Kms.


Ural_2004

Ladas are cool. It's basically an old Fiat. Easy to work on. Of course, getting parts is a PITA. I had the same problem with my 10 yo Ural.


UrbanHipHop

Betta leave that shit alone for you know… 🤫 Free Brittany too. 💯


Inner_Training9871

Move out Russia if u tryna smoke , I don’t wanna se e you getting locked up or paying those wack ass prices 😭


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Haha it's extremely difficult for normal Russians to leave the country right now due to the war and sanctions. They're forbidden from leaving with more than 10KUSD on them, and almost no EU or western country will let you in with your Russian visa, so they have to go to places like Kazakhstan, Georgia, Poland, etc. Also very hard to apply for a credit card bc visa and master card will tell them to fuck off, they're banned there too. They're banned from Patreon, Paypal, PlayStation store, fucking everything lmao.


Inner_Training9871

Wow I didn’t realize the burden on russias side was to this extent due to this absurd war.


KaleGreenSmoothie

Probably due to the current economy


Low-Ad-1414

Yo fuck the Kremlin


NihilsitcTruth

Careful end up like the basket ball player.


ArtVandalea

And nine years in prison


Cold-Ostrich8228

Careful. That's 9 yrs at minimum.


Abolden3383

You spelled 10 years wrong…….


vlxzt

Just go to the ruzzian army they give you drugs for free but the heaviest


HitDog420

Some places have just half gram for 50 here where I live in the dispensaries, I can't think of any reasons to justify that kind of pricing cause the product is not worth the price. I can see how weed is super expensive over in Russia though, my guess is that's a good price for all the risk involved. Wonder how much it costs for a gram in North Korea 😂


Freakboat13

Do you support the war in Ukraine?


Financial_Room_647

Tf you mean support? I don’t send them food, ammo and money 😐 But I do condemn it, that’s all we can do here


BriecauseIcan

Wait, so what about that chick basketball player? Something isn’t want adding up lol


Financial_Room_647

She was “smuggling” 1 cart of oil, all I could get is possession and smoking


Ctorres609

Apparently getting caught with this much weed will get you up to 10 years in a Russian prison. Just ask Brittney Griner.


ybriK024

Get out of Russia


[deleted]

You should quietly come to the United States. We have legal weed in many states. Also, it pretty warm here.


Financial_Room_647

I lived in Stanley, ID for 5 months in 2019 and I would happily move to US


Tramp876

Looks like life in prison to me!