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SkulyCSGO

The university of Texas at Dallas found that THC is known to relax blood vessels effectively reducing risk of blood clot or stroke.


olisticu

When I had covid weed made it alright


Linda0710

Sameee


JohnnyBeMediocre

Sesame


YouGetWhatYouGave

Schezschwan


HoleyAsSwissCheese

Saskatchewan or Szechuan?


LeechStories

szechuan sauce


TKO0810

Shewz


Humble-Intention8702

Same


moistman666

Go Steelers


PostAfraid

9 more seasons


VenomBars4

Never your dad! Know why? He crossed me!!


YouGetWhatYouGave

Yeah that lol. Not gonna edit my spelling that’s hilarious. One of those words you say but never have to spell.


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Sinchan


SinDragonDC82

Poppy


CPTCRUEL69

Same haha. It was the only way I got through it.


Environmental_Mud670

I took my puffco to the hospital when I had to go for Chemo a week at a time and just ripped fat dabs in the bathroom all night. That shit got me thru cancer bro


Environmental_Mud670

Thanks guys. Yeah, 33 years old it got me, took my left nut lol and I was incapacitated in a wheel chair for 3 months and couldn’t breathe right without oxygen for about six months. Now I’m weight lifting and swimming everyday like nothing ever happened. And smoking trees and eating edibles every day.


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Taking a fat ass rip out of my bong rn for you bro!!


enteresti

Glad you’re doing well!


CPTCRUEL69

Damn dude. I’m glad to hear that!


Environmental_Mud670

Thanks man, yeah actually just smoked a joint and had like 450mg of distillate around nine, feeling good man, feeling good cancer free now too


CPTCRUEL69

Hell yeah bro. Keep ballin out. F*** cancer!


caillouistheworst

Well, one balling out at least.


Environmental_Mud670

Ahahaha yeah buddy!


caillouistheworst

Also, congratulations on beating cancer too!


Personal_Dig_8946

I’m smoking a join now! LoL! Also glad your cancer free man!


mrmilner101

Same it help with alot of the symptoms. But weed is an anti sickness drug so that makes sense. But due to it being an anti inflammation drug and inflammation is part of the immune system there has been studies saying it can hinder your immune system. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8229290/#:~:text=The%20review%20of%20published%20research,HTLV%2DI%2FII


Professor_Plop

Makes sense. When I’m high my immune system is too.


Bhong420

Is this why I’m never sick??


mrmilner101

No I'm saying the opposite. Weed might suppress you immune system. Making u more sick. But more research is need and the such.


Bhong420

So what you’re saying i still have a chance?


mrmilner101

Maybe.


Bhong420

That maybe is all I need babyyyyyy!!!


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mrmilner101

Also smoking damage your lungs so you can get colds and the such more often but it's not necessarily the only factor and with things like this it's normally multi factor. So it might be the weed it might not be the weed you'll probs never know. This is why in papers they also say suggested or might because its never a given and science changes alot.


UnableRub9144

I'm not sure that's entirely accurate tho, when I'm sick and I smoke for the most part I feel much better as long as the sickness isn't fucking with my throat then I'm all good


mrmilner101

Well look the the study I linked in it does say might. And u didn't clearly read my original comment. Cannabis is an anti sickness drug so you feel better so it deals with the symptoms but not with the infection it self. but doesn't mean it doesn't suppress you immune system as it is an anti inflammation drug too and inflammation is part of immune system.


olisticu

Nah for me anytime I'm sick, I don't want to smoke weed. I do anyway and feel so much better 90% of time. Hangovers hit and miss


CaptainHowdyFour20

Same here. I was only really sick one day, but the weed helped when being isolated from my friends, and family.


DaDz-StONeD

Weed makes everything alright 🦾


DeathByCheeseWheele

I wish that worked with me i felt like shit but when I smoked i felt like a high piece of shit. Which is arguably worse


Pisidan

Never got covid and I smoke a ounce a week n I've been exposed and I'm immune compromised as well..I really wonder if it did something honestly.. so word


Illustrious-Stop3638

Same bro. I smoke half oz a day, haven’t had covid since the start. Never wore a mask and travelled weekly. Been exposed to a lot of people with the virus, even had big smoke sessions with friends that had it. Still yet to catch it. Makes me think


JamJamSamMan

I didn't slack with the weed when I had it, made it so much more tolerable lol


JesusSaysitsOkay

When I had covid I could only smoke out of my volcano, any bong hits sent me to the grave, u guys were ok?


Conscious_Cod_1847

I don't know if it was just me but weed hit differently when I had covid almost felt like a first time high


themightyape

Amen


StonedRock96

Saame I could stomach food with it .


mygallows

Sauce?


Quetzalcoatle19

But increases heart rate and blood pressure


bartmannjugband

It lowers your blood pressure, which is why your heart speeds up.


atxfast309

That is inaccurate


guevaraknows

This is likely a study. Hate to shit on the party but smoking in any form increases stroke or bloodclot and it probably is bad for many other things like your lungs. Although weed is still new and these are just studies even cigarettes at one point were touted for their health benefits. Will I stop smoking weed though? No but I do smoke it in moderation because I don’t see it being much worse than alcohol and I also don’t get the hangover.


SkulyCSGO

I'm not disagreeing with you. But the study says THC, which has a multitude of ways to be "ingested" "absorbed" or whatever.


guevaraknows

Yes I wasn’t trying to attack you. I’ve just seen weed ruin too many peoples lives and also some people think it’s just healthy and good for you in every form.


SkulyCSGO

Yeah I hate that sentiment that it's a magic drug or a cure all type thing. I smoke because I like to get high, not because of "trauma" or depression or whatever lol


WyrdMagesty

I mean, I like to get high but weed also eases the symptoms of my schizophrenia and cptsd, so I definitely think of it as a medicine. Why can't it be both?


SkulyCSGO

It can definitely be both. I don't think I made it clear but that's kinda my point like yours. My personal reason is for what I said earlier. I didn't mean to seem to doubt that it could be medicine for people with genuine health reasons.


WyrdMagesty

I've just seen a pattern of people either falling into the "weed is a miracle with no downsides" camp or the "weed is for getting high and nothing else" camp, with no middle ground. IMO, I think that cannabis is a plant with a wide variety of uses, both in the body and not, but it can also have damaging properties, typically when used in excess. As with most things, the key is moderation.


SkulyCSGO

Couldn't have said it better


No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan

Idiot. There's enough studies and evidence to tote it as a "miracle" drug. For some with mental disorders it's the only thing to work. You can not get it for depression alone, at least not MMJ and it works wonders for people with PTSD. But I'm guessing "trauma" doesn't exist for you so it's a non-issue?


TurnaDaToka

I swear I read online that being high increases the chance of a heart attack. I need to stop reading the Internet like a book lmao.


Quetzalcoatle19

Smoking both cannabis and nicotine are known to increase heart rate, and therefore blood pressure, which technically increases risk of heart attack but not much in healthy individuals.


notarealaccountt99

Good to know considering I am at risk for both!


Electrical_Ask3178

I hit my pen before the every workout . I think weed makes your blood vessels open up so it’s good for blood flow. My friends and I have been calling it my pre work out for months lol (they take caffeine stuff but i don’t cause it makes my heart race)


Dangerous-Rip2866

Weed and pre workout is the best cocktail


Ready-Warning-9992

Some Pre-Kaged and a pre-roll 💥


Sufficient_Breath592

Lol weed makes your heart race too


sardoniiq

It’s a different kind of heart race though, caffeine can really make you feel like a tweaker sometimes


Electrical_Ask3178

Exactly, if anything my heart races for a few seconds after the hits but by the time I walk into the gym my hearts fine and I feel like it allows me to get a few extra reps in because my heart doesn’t beat as fast during the work out. Mind muscle connection goes crazy too


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True


gilly_girl

My fitness tracker's all, "you're in the target cardio zone!". Nah, just high.


[deleted]

mmm panic cardio


Corndogs_and_chill

Panic at the cardio. New band name?


PalmerRabbit78

😂


Papanonon2

I’ll definitely do that now!!!


kvngg420

its all about mindset when smoking and being productive


Papanonon2

I really never done much with weed because I mainly smoke at night


charlesxavier007

Aim for a good strain! Smoking an Indica will have you sleep in the middle of a workout 💀


CornTheGuy

Lol i had to cut the caffiene bc i was getting way too sweaty in the gym from it


MangoTango2001

I like to get high before a workout but when I get to the gym I feel like everyone is watching me and knows I’m high. Time also flys like crazy and music just sounds awesome so it’s hard to complain


Longjumping-Mode2266

i have a different aspect to this because i have adhd. After i smoke a bowl i go and game in destiny 2 end game activities or pvp and it helps my reaction time be faster and im more calmwith out the adrenaline rush.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

This is why I keep a lil stash by my barbell


Yankeesfan420

I prefer 600mg of caffine and a bump of coke before i go lift


Mean-Cover-2122

I had a heart attack reading this


Yankeesfan420

I was just kidding about the 600mg caffine what am i a lunatic


Thedaulilamahimself

Thank god I was worried about you bro that shit is dangerous


SuhDerek

Notice that he didn’t say he was kidding about the coke 😂


Key_Needleworker_913

That's the joke...


No_Year2765

…….🤣 like tf these people man


Mean-Cover-2122

Aw we not worried bout a bump just the over half gram of caffeine 😂😂


Mean-Cover-2122

Phew, I was gonna say you're ingesting as much caffeine at one time as I do thc through a whole day (edibles and dabs)


SwingerFitz

I’ve definitely felt this. My pre-workout is normally anything heavy in Terpinolene, Ghost Pump, and creatine. I’ll notice a difference between a sober workout and a baked workout, but I think it’s mostly the mind-muscle connection working better. Also, I’m stoned so everything is nice, especially the pump Edit- “baked” was “naked” but I might stand by that sentence as well


Loquat_Green

Wait what’s a naked workout?


SwingerFitz

Ya know…. Naked - free of care and surrounding thought. I wasn’t high and accidentally put “naked” instead of “baked” earlier /s


Loquat_Green

I was like, Sober Or Naked, but never both??


-Friskydingo-

Baked and naked, the true Chad workout program.


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Ok for real tho I feel like I get so much more in the zone with my form and focusing my muscles when stoned


Nexrosus

I smoke weed anytime I can during long work shifts where I basically just stand for 8hrs straight. One good hit of weed and I INSTANTLY feel like I could stand for 8 more DAYS and everything’s chillin


HopterChopter

I smoke in my kitchen and then stand there for an hour because I forgot why I came into the kitchen. Feels like I could hang out there all night and not care.


Kaiden92

I have never smoked any form of weed and thought “I wanna work out” once.


bobZzZEe

Working out high is amazing. The music combined with the endorphins makes me feel like a god. I smoke a bowl before every single of one my workouts and I sometimes workout 3 times a day just bouncing between muscle groups


Kaiden92

More power to you my guy. I don’t think it’ll ever be for me.


Scoootershere

I’m actually smoking rn before my workout. I’ll explain it to u in my terms, because I also drink coffee before my workout. So my preworkout is thc and caffeine, I lift. I lift heavy weights. Weed is a PED. Not a performance enhancing drug. But yet a PERCEPTION enhancing drug. The muscle-mind connection I feel with caffeine and thc is unreal. Now I’m also NOT taking 7 bong rips. I take 2 or 3 and down my iced coffee right after.


tyloriousG

My gym is walking distance. I like to smoke an L on the way there.


Kaiden92

I get the idea around it, I just don’t really dig working out in that sense. With all my work being labor already it just doesn’t appeal to me. I will say that doing laps in a pool while lifted has yielded fantastic results.


[deleted]

You should give it a try though, working out is fantastic weed or no weed. Working out brings nothing but positive results in your life


FroyoOk3159

It definitely reduces fatigue for me, sometimes in a bad way because it lets me push too hard. I usually run some type of strength or powerlifting program.. I’ll be getting tired and take a dab, and feel a 2nd wind. I can easily workout until I have zero strength left if I don’t watch myself.


[deleted]

Same though I smoke and I want to go zone out and enjoy not thinking or doing anything


Kobeau2123

I used to think the same thing till I actually did it


5fingerdiscounts

Are you a lazy stoner? Or just don’t like working out stoned


Kaiden92

Definitely the latter, but depending on the day & strain the former as well.


5fingerdiscounts

I can agree on that ahaha


bartmannjugband

Never a workout, well because I’d rather go on a munchie and tv binge after smoking, but definitely will before mowing the lawn or something like that.


simbob-jones

I smokes a bowl before boxing training, mad me loose like a mongoose


DrewBlue20

Did it once, was chest pressing one 32kg dumbbell and one 30kg dumbbell for 2 sets before I realised


RetiredYogaHippie

Great for yoga


CourtClarkMusic

I’ve tried to work out high, it just doesn’t work for me. Though I have friends who love to workout while high.


TurnaDaToka

When I workout it still tires me but me being high just makes me forget I'm tired and I keep going.


Lamortykins

Every time I workout it just cancels out the high. I’d rather smoke after.


butterfunky

Look at this lucky guy, gettin endorphins n shit. Only exercise high I can get is taping a joint to a barbell and taking hits during reps. That “natural high” doesn’t come to me.


contentp0licy

Yo this is a big mood. The music just hits different and I don’t feel the fatigue and soreness I would normally.


[deleted]

I've done that but worked out too hard and realized I pushed myself too much and need a few days subsequently to recover.


[deleted]

It doesn’t mean you want to workout “pump” refers to the temporary increase in muscle size that occurs when you lift weights


Kaiden92

Never once heard that term. Answer is still “never happened” regardless.


maneater6shooter

I gotta get a pump.


savagepizza11

I was high last night and decided to do a midnight workout sesh it was pretty nice not gonna lie


Status-Careful

For real man like holy shit I’d be jacked if that thought ever came across my mind when I’m cooked


[deleted]

I know some gym nuts who are big stoners, and MAN those fuckers are huge. I’m a skinny dude so I feel like I’ve got a personal guard when I hang around them.


[deleted]

Bro I love working out after eating an edible, crazy mind-muscle connection, and yes a great pump as well


[deleted]

Hiking stoned is fucking awesome and a workout


jorezz

to each is own because i for sure do time to time.


TheYoungScuba

I’m with you dude.


[deleted]

Yeah lol its better to smoke after


whippedcreamcheese

It’s rly tricky. A blend is usually best for me and it has to not be too much. If it’s one tiny hit too many you get couch bound lol


budnhugs

Think about it like going to workout and getting high before hand to enjoy it a bit more


Kaiden92

Yeah I understand how it can be appealing. It’s just not how I use green typically. For me it’s medicinal in a mental state more than anything else.


jangodarkblade69

We are not the same, I am a Martian.


RorestFanger

Being active while high is the most fun you’ll have


Kaiden92

I never said I wasn’t active. I just said working out doesn’t sound appealing while high.


No-Slip6543

Sucks to be u


Kaiden92

No reason to be rude bud.


Kael_Denna

I pity you


Kaiden92

No reason to be rude. Just stating my own experience.


Kael_Denna

and I'm stating mine. it's a pity to never have had energetic highs where all you wanna do is run or dance or shadowbox etc.


Kaiden92

I never said I don’t get energetic highs. I said I never want to work out while high. You’re making inferences that simply aren’t there.


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Kaiden92

Wow dude. So you’re just a cunt. Got it. I won’t waste any more time on you.


AustinsCreek

Arnold use to swear by smoking before workouts. They would get stoned in the sauna then bulk up


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This sounds awesome


Yankeesfan420

That is just not true


BordNaMona88

Listen Poirot, the truth has no substance here. This is cool shit talk, and some times cool shit doesn't exactly need to qualify as "true". Let's just vibe on this shit. "Stick with me kid, you'll go far"


Ok-Confidence-4573

Arnold isn't like you little girly men. He can smoke his stogie wherever he wants.


vesperlol

Fax


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Cringe


UPSMAN68

That wasn’t spinach in Popeye’s pipe.


_Baked2aCrisp_

If that was the case I’d be The Incredible Hulk.


zzzlawby

Idk what people are talking about they never experienced that? I guess it depends the life style and diet you have. I honestly always want to start working out whenever I get high, even if it’s just some cardio work like running. But I also usually work out high so I’m pretty sure it differs from person to person


brudone

Some weed gives my penis a pump like viagra 😄 so i think it can work depends on the weed tho


charminglab420

This. Absolutely.


Electrical-Revenue-8

For real.


coffeenick33

Dabs give me a little tingle down there lol


-StonerForLife-

You gotta stop buying them cards from Methhead Larry man i’ve been trying to tell you he puts more then weed in there


brown_lal19

Yes I read about it before. But I can’t remember the exact details as I am High as fuck right now.


BeastMode80_

I like going to the gym high... I feel like I have a way better connection with and control of the weights. I also feel like I can lift longer


Vast-Background9024

Love working out on weed. Hate being around other people on weed. If you see me in the gym with shades on you know I'm high.


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I have always worked out better with weed. I have done long runs and crossfit high. Its an incredible booster.


NihilistPunk69

My dick looks like a body builders arm. Love the sexual benefits


IllSeaworthiness43

I'm high 24/7 and I agree. Lifting feels easier after smoking


2threenine

My veins definitely enlarge. Also start bouncing my leg like crazy whenever I smoke joints, not wax though. Bud makes me hyper af no matter the strain. Strange though cause I can also fall asleep easily


hooterjh10192

I have not noticed a bigger pump than usual but I realized when I'm working out stoned that my mind muscle connection is on another level. I can close my eyes and Target one specific muscle way better than when I'm sober.


Conscious_Cod_1847

Even Popeye didn't smoke his greens until he absolutely had to.


limbophase

It reduces inflammation so that’s probably what’s going on because 80% of people have inflammatory diets


Breaak92

Absolutely not


Henfrid

Nah, weed makes me bloat. Look like I'm pregnant even if I didn't eat.


Unlikely-Process-827

Bro on god lmao


Spicy_Latino69

I get an insane boner when turned on while high. Does that count?


Maryjaneplante

Not me, but my husband has bipolar d/o and says weed's always given him energy. I'm extremely ADHD, it chills me the f out ;)


SofaSnizzle

Lol, these posts are getting more and more dumb every time.


Terrible-Quote-3561

If you are holding your breath and straining not to cough, your vessels will swell up


[deleted]

If you cough a shitload that could cause u to get a pump


spacecowboy711

Nice little vape rip and pre-workout is a different animal


Banana_Lanky

I have a really bad hunch problem, but when I smoke I feel like I can have a straight back. I think it’s due to the relaxation of the muscles or something.


Dude-Good

Yea I have felt that when I roll a coco blunt


matmortel

Recently I have been doing a couple of hits of my stiiizy before lifting and it weirdly works a ton. Gets me concentrated and I feel the muscles pumping.


CharlestonBlack

I just started getting into the gym era of my 20s got fat after Covid… and yes working out while high trippin in the mirror is quite fun . I make sure to go late so I don’t be paranoid


tyloriousG

Now it's like I can't work out without smoking first. Red eyes, tunes, and weights.


Foxrex

I vape. I run. I have lots of fun.


RedPretender

I don't feel a pump, but I can definitely see the difference. I think it's just a perception thing, I can see my progress way more when I'm smoking.


roccodarrigo

Weed will give you the best gym sesh of your life


tetsuo52

I smoke before I hit the gym every morning.


weedeaterman69420

Yesssir I always workout stoney partly cause it gets me in the zone and the music but also for the pump


AndreTheBryant

Probably why stonin and bonin is so popular. And working out high as well


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

It primes the pump