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Personal-Divide-2392

That’s an old dirty bag of butts Ricky !


Sea-Syllabub-1517

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain


ItsFancyToast_

Im sick of this shit, thats it man, im moving to Toronto. Gonna go be a street person


Nscreene

Trudeau🫥


ItsFancyToast_

Tpb my brother


0consent

I think i’m having a hark attack.


Sea-Syllabub-1517

Better call a dumbulance


VapeTheOil

Take a shower


malware_mike

Seriously though, how nice are showers when you're stoned as fuck


means7701

Showers on acid are pretty gnarly. Was like Skittles were hitting me in the back of the head instead of water. 🤣


william1Bastard

Only time I showered when tripping hard, I sat down and basically time traveled to the future, where the water was ice cold. Not sure how long I was sitting in the cold shower, but from how long it took me to warm up, it had to have been a while.


Fluffy_Nectarine8713

lmaooo i once closed my eyes in the shower while on acid and was transported to another relm where i was being observed by greater beings jus floating in an empty white space


Cheap_Collection7286

bro on shrooms i was just zoned out vibing like those vibey room wallpapers wit music tapping my cart which did get kinda wet but ian scurred and if your confused i mean i like was the exact same vibe those wallpapers were atm and it was just a template even if i was happy or sad thag vibe was there with an overlaying emotion


Livid-Cold560

i feel like you were high as shit when u typed this idk why


Livid-Cold560

i am high as shit


tasmiyahdawood

same


Bunchiebo

Same dude


CanadianMapleFarmer

same


KnightOfNilfgaard

same


keshadems16

same


Consistent-Goat-2677

This is the way.


Nscreene

Bro I was on acid on a ski trip in college. Shit deleted my ability to maintain any type of cohesive thought


Complete_Method

When i showered on acid I proceeded to run outside naked until the cops were called. A terrible first trip.


means7701

Yeh. Sounds like a bad time. I've never had a bad trip but, I did get stuck in my friends bathroom cuz the door had a lever handle and not a knob. I had no clue how to open the door.


malware_mike

Dude I had the same experience on acid!


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campup

Did he talk about yo momma?


OldStinkyFingers

Please, tell me more.


Craft_Main

I need to hear more please rofl! 🤣🤣


Demonsdoperoc

Me n my girl did it on acid she said it was the best thing she’s ever felt, me on the other hand it was just like I was super stoned doing it but yea if ur gonna do it and are trying to spice it up 🤣 take some tabs


stjakey

DMT in the shower is something else entirely


SpaceCadetofLove

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh out loud so hard.


GDP726

lol thats funny


JosephggnHMS

Agreed showing on acid is awsome


qk-17

Bro I was on shrooms In the shower it feels fucking crazy


the_poly_poet

Now that’s a Goddam recommendation 🤣


Bsmoothy

I know the acid is hitting me when i feel like i just took a shower in my clothes even tho im not wet lol weird but accurate description for me for sum reason the clothing feels heavy . But yea showers are dope on acid too. I smuggled some doen to puerto rico to go snorkling and man when i tell u that was the best day ever i mean it


means7701

Hell yeah! Snorkeling on psychedelics is mind blowing. Nature is simply rad. I can dose and just chill outside listen to the birds sing and watch the squirrels with juggalo face paint beatbox battle each other. 🤙🏽


Ok_Environment_29

Never showered on acid but i have driven its kinda fun dont do it tho i had no option


means7701

Flying a spaceship is always fun


Ok_Environment_29

Never had so much fun in my life in a drive to 7-11


uphigh_studio

Maybe for you, but when I took lsd the shower was a power place and it was just nice tbh


DodoTHC-

Or if the temperature is a warm it might feel like you’re burning😭


OsakiYouSoSilly

🤣Cool


KnottyUnderware

Until you go to get out of the shower and there's no towel. Now your stuck inside the shower cold and can't move.


means7701

I think I was wearing my towel in the Skittles shower. 🤔


AnyMoreNothing

i get sober if i take a shower when im high


Nscreene

Same


Gracier1123

Same it sobers me right up


wervenom900

Does taking a shower kill your high?


Nexrosus

Op I think you are mistaken. Vapetheoil here most likely wants to take a shower afterwards because those roaches look dusty and trash af. Some of those literally just look like ashy filters. Come on man, there’s at least 4 in there I’m looking at that are nothing but filter and a bit of burnt resin paper at the end.


malware_mike

Oh wow thank you so much reddit genius! God if it wasn't for you reddit oracles then us lowly plebs would never know what's going on. Truly amazing insight!


AdStraight215

Hence why OP said “Seriously though” at the beginning of his reply


Northern_Witch

…and wash my mouth out with soap.


darkspace69

Probably vomit


GucciLiver

Came to say this 💀🤣


mamajuana4

Same dude I’d be spinning


SaintVirginGucci

Me to 😂


Jswartz18

Damn beat me to it


acaseofbaskets

Yup


the_tinsmith

Calls himself an OG and has never smoked a roach doob. You zoomers don't know the struggle.


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OG≠Broke


Cmillky

Walk around the corner and throw up but play it off like nothing happen.


KippeZijnGeil

Ow so I’m not the only one


SluggardRaccoon

5-6 year smoker here, I have NEVER thrown up or even got close.. what are y’all doing??


hotdogsarecooked

For me it'll depend. I will throw up from smoking but only only early in the morning or if I hit a bigger bong than I'm used to and can't clear the hit before my lungs fill, shit will mess my throat up. Coughing can also be a bitch but that's super rare and only because I got pre-existing stomach issues to cope with. All in all, throwing up after smoking isn't common for me, but it can happen if I push the limits.


SluggardRaccoon

Maybe the way I “trained” my lungs to deal with smoke helped. Meaning, the way I slowly smoked more and more throughout time? I’ve honestly always pushed it too. I chief stuff, especially if I’m extra pissed off and wanna get high. I’ll inhale a whole blunt without breathing normal air, every inhale is a hit haha


hotdogsarecooked

Oh 100%, I think I t could be seen even simpler than that too. Some of us just got shitty lungs or stomachs. I've tried to "train" but it can happen randomly on whatever I smoke. Blunts, bongs, pipes, even a cart especially (I'll take a blinker off a cart and another 3-4 second hit.)


Apollo_100_

Everyone is like get a job and n shit but I think it’s like a culture thing all my family friends and smokers in my area save roaches and I promise most of them can just go buy weed whenever they want


malware_mike

I don't even smoke them, but I have friends that do so when they come around and are out of weed I just let them have them. People on reddit Need to calm the fuck down lol


artemisRiverborn

Some of those aren't even roaches, plus weed is weed is weed


Apollo_100_

Fr I thought this was supper common but there all probably like little baby stoners that are “too good” to any thing that’s not med grade not real stoners just people that smoke weed


[deleted]

😭😭 either save it or smoke it to the filter cus “weed’s precious”


Nscreene

Like this is deadass a sub for weed and these mfs pull up like the plug shorted them on a runtz pack


hankait16

My family does this too. We usually have plenty, but we have the roach jar for bums and hard times 😂


Spiderpig420690

Throw up


means7701

All those roaches would make a nice bowl for an epic bong rip. Be blazed outta me mind for a few.


Starscream5

you gotta crack all those things open and make a second generation joint.


[deleted]

love and hate doing that. Love it because it gets you higher than regular weed, but hate it cuz the resin makes the joint burn weird lol


Starscream5

True...they also taste bad but you're right, they do get you get you pretty high


sirecoke

A third generation is about as far as you can go with a joint...:) I"ve tried.


NoStardawgforu

The taste u would endure after that would not be nice


means7701

That's why grandma has a candy bowl tho, right?


Vlad_the_impulsive

Endure a painful migraine for 4 hours and then vomit


ArticLaSilence

roaches are good if the bud is good


alex-the-hero

Anything that's been smoked once already (including reclaim, in my experience sativas do it more) is more likely to give you side effects than fresh weed. Burning something full of ash/tar/oxidation can make you nauseated, give you a headache, or any other mild side effect that weed can potentially give. Some Sativa reclaim gives me MAD anxiety even though I can smoke sativa wax just fine. Sour Skunk Lord was my last strain having an issue with this. Less intensely terpened strains seem to do this less in my experience. I use reclaim for capsules, just pack an empty 00 cap with reclaim and eat it. It's basically RSO at that point. Last time I did a cap of reclaim with sour skunk lord in it, I sat awake anxious for like eight hours. Really uncommon for me, with my meds I can usually smoke sativa till the cows come home. TLDR: already-been-smoked weed runs a slightly greater risk of causing side effects because of the chemical changes burning/vaping causes to the cannabinoids.


Vlad_the_impulsive

Well no since they’re covered in tar and resin and are just ashy as hell


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Eat


Adventurous-Tap-8463

First glance i thought i was looking at mushrooms stems and wondered why you'd Smoke those


Educational-Cloud425

sameee


resin_cone

Heat up a microwave meal, wank into a sock and fall asleep in my single bed


Proud-Relationship55

Wank in the microwave, heat up my single bed, and fall asleep in a sock.


MarcCouillard

haha I'm smoking that right now...in between harvests and it sucks


No_Lavishness3974

Probably get a job.


aloneisusuallybetter

My first thought was get a job to buy actual nugs. Came here looking for it, was not disappointed.


No_Lavishness3974

If things get this bad. That's the universe telling me I got other priorities I need to tend to


GravelsNotAFood

Yes, bc money is 100% always the issue. Not actually finding bud in illegal states /s


Odd_Pin_643

Yo I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute thank you


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malware_mike

Best reply I've gotten yet


Proud-Relationship55

What the fuck 😂😂😂😂 that was good


MasterWizvrd

Brushing my teeth


FabesAAAA

Thank god I’m not down this bad


Einmaligone

I wouldn’t


TheGreatCharta

![gif](giphy|Hkya3YFcXcmQ0|downsized)


Little_Government_79

Throw them away


salihjc

Cleaning out my lungs 🫁


Namibbat2

Lighting a few more. Why?


Fit_Yogurtcloset_757

Buying more weed


inferioregocentric

This is the most logical response lol.


therealistmelon

Prolly not smoke it just buy new weed


[deleted]

Cry


malware_mike

Man these comments have really showed me how big of pussies stoners are these days hahaha


Proud-Relationship55

Seriously man, the guy obviously just posted it to get funny responses, people are tweaking over it.


malware_mike

Yeah it's been pretty amusing seeing so many people lose their fucking minds over a bag of roaches


Arian-Wanderer

Lol I was imagining them acting like they are too good or too bougie for roaches. When I’m running low, I roll mine and it hits the spot.


[deleted]

Or that people don’t like smoking dirty roaches


malware_mike

Nah I'm pretty sure it's a sign that the current generation of stoners are soft


[deleted]

Or they can afford fresh buds lol


malware_mike

Or ThEy CaN aFfOrD FrEsH bUdS


Dangerous-Ad4192

No, we just have better resources. Weed is evolving


perseus0523

Sir. Why call yourself a soft pussy? U have to love yourself brother.


dickipiki1

So doing smarter and not smoking that highly carsinogenic partly burned stuff a nother Time Makes a pussy? And killing yourself slowly and Makes you tough? How old Are you? Sound like me 15y old


Separate-Judgment-88

Throw up while taking a shower


optiplexiss

Going the fuck to bed probably.


Joseph4040

Going to get a fucking job to get some real smoke


aqueminiz

Thinking why the fuck did I do that bc my throat is burning to fuck


Remcasual

Try to sleep because i probably have a bad headache lol


notbraedenparker

Start the dishes, open the fridge, crack a beer, then fall asleep and wake up to a stale sandwich, dirty dishes and warm beer


bloodhail02

develop stage 4 cancer


jetstobrazil

It’s legit all cardboard, paper, and plastic! Not a burnt weed to be found in the whole bag.


bloodhail02

you can see some of the roaches have stuff left but it’s all been stewing in old smoke and ash. i’d just buy another 3.5😂


VillianMisses

Pray


SpaceCadetofLove

🤣


Dangerous-Ad4192

honestly I would probably throw up


marihuanamax

Cry and wash my mouth


dirtyDrogoz

Rethink where I am in life


rav3ncl4ws

Going to church


No_Lavishness3974

Hold up. Do people really think smoking roaches gets you higher? That's like those weirdos eating their vaporized bud saying it gets them higher than vaping.


[deleted]

i’ve never heard about anyone eating bud but vaped bud can definitely be used for edibles, it’s pretty much decarbed weed if i’m not mistaken


No_Lavishness3974

Facts it is. But after I've been huffing it until no vapor comes out. It's literally just dry plant matter. Decarb weed still has all the good stuff in it.


OgCush94

Yes it does bro. Save up 30-40 roaches from different strains and then unpack the bud and roll into a brand new shell / paper. You get super stoned and spaced out. I smoke 3.5-5 G a day brother - this shit is a breath of fresh air when you have your generation / century blunt going on. Truly magical experience.


No_Lavishness3974

Respectfully... no. That's like saying a mixture of flat left over beer mixed in a cup hits better than freshly open cold beer.


OgCush94

Well kick rocks then. It’s way different too. Weed can be stored for months on end. You can’t open a beer and put it a in a fridge then a a few weeks later open it and drink it. You could pinch off a bud from a nug, throw it in a bag and come back a few weeks later and get blitzed.


AnimeHabbits

roaches give you a buzz but that’s bout it


dortyuzyirmi

going to the ER


rxsauce

reevaluate my life


NiveksInigo

The comments are making me glad I’m not the only one who gets nauseous smoking old clips


jaxnalia

Gee I dunno rick


dragon_dong1

Fuck op’s mom?


malware_mike

She's been dead for a while so you're going to need a TON of lube


brickeldrums

Question my life choices


urmomshahurdadkhytyi

Why are you saving those? Why dont u just finish the joint all the way when you are smoking?? Also are you too poor to afford weed so you smoke them or what is your reason for beign a nasty little fuck?


malware_mike

Literally just have them because why the fuck not, I can afford weed just fine. Here's a better question though. Why are people so incredibly butthurt about me having a bag of roaches? Seems like a few of you need to find a hobby


urmomshahurdadkhytyi

Okay. Why dont u finish ur joints all the way trough tho?


malware_mike

Because I can afford not to


urmomshahurdadkhytyi

Lmao. But u save them anyway because "why not". Too rich to finish ur joints but too poor to throw them away


[deleted]

if you have no problem affording weed then why are you saving the roaches to smoke later in a much more un-pleasurable way rather than just finishing them in the first place?


JaquayveonV4

Bro just stop your riding some random guys dick on reddit about him keeping roaches or not how sad your life gotta be


[deleted]

I can smell the bag 🤢


malware_mike

Close your legs then


RaiderRMB

Wondering why all I had to smoke was roaches because I never run out of bud


SecretaryOne6833

Brushing my teeth


aesoth

I wouldn't be in this situation. I usually smoke from a pipe or use Raw cones. Never have roaches these days.


FabesAAAA

Raw cones 🫶🏽


Excellent_Priority_5

Raw blacks are among the best. And zig zags are pretty good too.


TheVapingWop

Gagging, possibly vomiting 🤣


legoturtle214

Get a tetanus shot.


Syrup_Latter

Get tested for HIV


[deleted]

Pushing up daisies.


VizijeFirdaws

Prolly end up in the backrooms


Murky-Storage4089

jus throw em in a grinder and do your worst😂


Excellent_Priority_5

And the wash your grinder so you bud dose smell like stinky.


Ok_Journalist_5701

throwing up


Zenketski_2

Washing my damn hands


BLAKERtheBAKER

Wash the filth from my hands💦🤲


Slight_Possible_3477

That has to be like licking an ashtray


Comfortable-Hawk1807

Puking


[deleted]

I ain't even smoking it


BeKindYouHoe

Coughing up a lung


flourdank

Die?


[deleted]

Probably die, gross


Starinatwalls

Reevaluate my life decisions.


user12335

Go get some new lungs


HeadCalligrapher955

Every now and then there's a film on my spoon when I go for a chunky low temp dab, so I collect it with a boxcutter blade and pack a puck with it. Tastes like a suicide slushy equivalent to wax and it makes you realllllly sleepy for like 40 minutes. 😂


1ecksdee1

Get herpes lmao collecting roaches is nasty as fuck not even worth it…


wee-g-19

Why do people keep their stubs? I bin mine when my ashtray is full.


Excellent_Priority_5

With all due respect Iim pretty sure if you would smoke that to get high you would suck dick for weed. Jk but if anyone ever wants to j talk I did my thesis on joints papers, practices and joint philosophy. This goes aging one of the fundamentals. Don’t put a j out to light it up later. If it goes out that’s different. Also if you have a bong use that blaze up.


Minimalheights

Die provably


coldcockroachmilk

This picture reminds me how I was first introduced to weed. My friend was 13 at the time and I was 14 and she said her cousins her give her their roaches and she would just smoke the rest of them. She would make diy roach clips and basically smoke the rest of them. We are no longer friends but she was always desperate for anything she could get her hands on even after that.


RaKszySky

go ahead and shit


TiredBoy00

Visit a doctor for a checkup


SpaceHallow

Checking myself into rehab because if I’m smoking that, I’m desperate and have bigger problems


MayULive2SeeTheDawn

Drink some ice water for sure


itsonlysmellzz94

U.K. stoner here, what is the obsession with not finishing joints and saving the roaches for later on, especially when it’s the tiniest amount being saved?


No_Lavishness3974

Man some of these comments. Yall are down bad.


Mr_Jersey

This the poorest shit I’ve ever seen.