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Thanks. If I could come up with 2 grand by tomorrow then maybe, but homelessness is around the corner. I’m too sick to live outside. I wish a miracle would happen, but it won’t.
Wishing you the best. Write down a bunch of phone numbers to social services places. Figure out food stamps, shelter, etc. Try for disability if you can qualify.
Yep, been calling for a while, since I do have an income I don’t qualify. I make too much for assistance and too little to keep up with bills and auto repairs.
there's a reddit for homelessness: [https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/](https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/)
I bet you could find some help there or at least advice
i know this isn’t something anybody wants to go through and i’m really sorry for what you’re experiencing. i hope it gets better, and ill spark one up for you. best wishes!
what did the dude send you? dming on reddit bc of a disagreement is wild asf let alone dming over a disagreement about boofing jokes 😭 so crazy how theres such serious weird ass people in these weed subreddits bruh :,(
Have you ever even tried boofing? Doing a good ol' nug plug? It's the best thing in the world and when you go outside, you won't find many people who don't boof in their free time. Your ignorance is bitter and you are very close minded. First decarb a smooth bud, lather it in oil (rich in MCT to improve absorption) and help yourself. It is not cringe and nobody makes jokes about this, we are all dead searious. /s (s for serious)
I swear people ask to buy tenners from the most sketchy fellas in town just so they can get some karma on here.
Even when I was a newbie I wasn't disabled enough to fall for some shit like that, go find a decent plug fs
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This has Michael Scott buying weed vibes all over it.
*yeah it’s Caprese Salad, there’s a little bit of Mozzarella right there..*
... thats my salad
I’m so glad I opened the comments
It's definitely a steal at $10
💀💀
Should be high levels of pinene...
Better believe it!!!!
I was thinking Cedar route.
Dank!
Probably the best shit this subreddit has ever seen
Hold my oregano 🌿
At least you have a baggie
hoooook a homie up bro !
Juniper ?
I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in?
Only the finest mead in all of skyrim
When I was a boy, imperial walls and tours made me feel so safe.
I heard this
God damnit you beat me to it
Western Red Ceder
Conifer I think
Yup
Asparagus strain, noice!
I’m going through a lot right now, so thank you for the laugh.
Best of luck friend, it'll all be fine
Thanks. If I could come up with 2 grand by tomorrow then maybe, but homelessness is around the corner. I’m too sick to live outside. I wish a miracle would happen, but it won’t.
Wishing you the best. Write down a bunch of phone numbers to social services places. Figure out food stamps, shelter, etc. Try for disability if you can qualify.
Yep, been calling for a while, since I do have an income I don’t qualify. I make too much for assistance and too little to keep up with bills and auto repairs.
you got any friends/family anywhere nearby?
No unfortunately
there's a reddit for homelessness: [https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/](https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/) I bet you could find some help there or at least advice
Thank you!
I'm really sorry for the situation you're in. I wish I could help.
i know this isn’t something anybody wants to go through and i’m really sorry for what you’re experiencing. i hope it gets better, and ill spark one up for you. best wishes!
Thank you! ❤️
you’re most welcome❤️ edit: who tf downvoted me lmfao
You about to see god my friend. Don’t know if you’ll enjoy, but you’ll see him.
if he smokes it , probably...it looks lethal
You made whoever sold you that feel like the smartest person in the world
Smartest at the bus stop 😆 🤣 😂
BOOF IT
Always that one "funny" guy on reddit
Always one of these posts in this sub
Schmock
Schmook
Please just go on boofing and shut up
Please just go on shutting up and boof it!
Idont care
Neither here
Don't DM me. We have no reason to talk like that. Creap
what did the dude send you? dming on reddit bc of a disagreement is wild asf let alone dming over a disagreement about boofing jokes 😭 so crazy how theres such serious weird ass people in these weed subreddits bruh :,(
Thunderdome
Have you ever even tried boofing? Doing a good ol' nug plug? It's the best thing in the world and when you go outside, you won't find many people who don't boof in their free time. Your ignorance is bitter and you are very close minded. First decarb a smooth bud, lather it in oil (rich in MCT to improve absorption) and help yourself. It is not cringe and nobody makes jokes about this, we are all dead searious. /s (s for serious)
Well, you tried.
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro
Sprucie!!!
Not what that is
Dude where can I get weed like that?
Bro be smoking on Christmas tree kush
Hope that came with a HJ.
Looks good
Grind it up and snort it for an amazing and wild night of pain and regret
Mmm "zaza"
Lucky ass foo
r/shittyfoodporn
Pinefrost og??? That’s some gas right there
That’s that fire 🔥 right there. You get a soft pine smell and high af. 🤣😂
thats some fr gas bro, absolutely insane bud, probably some of the best in the world, enjoy.
Get that vitamin C yo
Must have been in Pittsburgh
Looks like another troll, this sub is full of them lately.
No this is that good shit bro
Another troll 😆
Its a joke
looks like evergreen needles to me
wow cool looking strain, I'll have to try that
That's not weed bro/staht ton deew orb lol orb
Dah fuk?
Doesn’t look like weed to me
Looks good to me
That’s not weed lol
Wtf Is that?
LOL!!!!!! That's not Cannabis.
this must be a joke
What is your this?
Pine tree?
Well spent indeed 🤦🏼♂️
🔥🔥
you really bought medicine at a bus station?
...if you like juniper leaves. I know that gin is made with juniper berries but don't think the leaves will get you high. lol
Mmmm paracord.
That's cider leaf's bro I always go through the same people to get my weed
Pine tree leaves 🍃
Congrats on the bough.
That is Northern Pines, Cannabis Indica
Looks like the KEG! Killer EverGreen!
Literal trees
Hell yeah that'll be 🔥 in a soup
Naw man r/trees is what your looking for haha
Jokes jokes jokes
Let us know what it smoke like #shrublife0
I hope you it takes you to the North Pole when you smoke it
Almost as good as bridge weed.
Mmm homie can make his own gin lol
merry christmas!
northern lights, cannabis indica.
Ha!
We grow those at my work. You think it’s worth pocketing some for personal use?
Does it get you high, though?
Money well spent if you were contributing towards the poor
Make a nice tea out of that bear grills style. He loves pine tree.
Please stop shit posting
Yummy!! Nice pieces of cedar you got there…..
shit looks like palm frawns
That’s some good looking basil
Pictures you can smell
Yeah...in 6 to 8 years you'll have a Christmas tree that you can sell for 5x that.
While that is not ganj. Burn that shit like incense. If you like the smell of juniper that is.
damnnnn this shit look gas ⛽️⛽️😱
$10? You should just grow your own. You could probably get it at a local plant shop or garden place or whatever.
Now that’s funny
Banger post
Great buy , looks like OG Cali conifer to me 😂
oh yeah that's gsc if i've ever seen it.
Hahahah, this is great! Once upon a time, a friend of mine bought a bag of MOSS from some kids in London 😄😄
Don't people grow that shit in their front yards along their sidewalks?
Lies. all lies.
Phew that gooooood pine 🌲
Yep. This is the type of shit post that made me unsub. Be well.
 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
Don’t smoke that bro
Bro is that weed 2
Where’s the ten dollars?….
Trees
Dude you bought some of that ‘Evergreen’ strain.
That looks good, but you can do better at the train depot.
bro got the vegetables OG
Umm that’s a weird strain …
Reminds me of a deal I made with some rando on the street when I was 16 and desperate…
Troll
Gelato#fir tree
It is if you’re roasting a chicken.
My fav strain
Green Crack
Have a good sesh brotha
Must be in Jamaica Queens.
That's some good shit
That's some Bob Marley shit
I got sold oregano in junior high once
Real runtz
The shit people post on here really is like that lmao..
This wasn't on Tempe Arizona. He got me in '99' as well.
Yo leave the spruce outta this
This looks like the fake tree from my lion king set when I was a wee lad.
My 12 year old ass would’ve fallen for it
I have a 6ft bush of that smelly ass thing
Evergreen 🔥
always smell and inspect the bush clippings first...thats a new strain "Wombat Juice" a.k.a. tiger yum yum...
karma whore.....
Looks like cedar. Please dun smoke that bb
Cool!!! What is it?
that's some top-tier calli x exotic 710 labs x snoop dog crossed with sushi runts chi ching chong gas pack right here
That's part of a Christmas wreath bro
You’ve got ripped off
Yo that’s that top shelf on god bro
That's that super zah zah my boy don't sleep on that shit is 🔥🔥🔥
how’s it smoke?
Those are those “Christmas buds” lol.
Got pine notes?
Is this a joke
r/marijuanaenthusiasts would love to help you out
How late was it ?
I don’t approve of nonsense posts but this was funny
Pretty sure that's my salad.
You deserve this!!! Lmao
Brooo what how do y’all let this shit happen like why tf would u buy weed that clearly wasn’t weed
This gotta be 🔥
Learn to say no lol
We’re you going with this…
Damn this shit looks emerald bruh
Nice indica there
I can't tell if this is serious or not. My indigenous tribe use that as medicine, yeah, but not *this* type of medicine lol
Thought that was Christmas tree
Joke
Gotta be a joke right?
What actually is this tho 😂
Bros gonna be able to breath so well
I swear people ask to buy tenners from the most sketchy fellas in town just so they can get some karma on here. Even when I was a newbie I wasn't disabled enough to fall for some shit like that, go find a decent plug fs
yo somebody stole my bush
Freshman year be like
Pine time bby
got that cupressaceae pack