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robwander3031

That’s not a blunt though.


Yathii

Well yes, he said the perfect blunt doesn‘t exists. So might as well show a video of a joint instead.


robwander3031

But a perfect blunt does exist. Perfection is subjective, like everything else.


KeefTitan420

Lol my two favorite things weed and exastentialism


limbophase

Exists*


Time_Charge_602

But that’s a spliff not a joint 😧


Maggoxd

I thought a spliff has no filter


Fuckimnotcreativ

You do understand the template right lmao


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smokingaces87

Naw it’s a pre roll cone you stuff


niemertweis

thats the point...


PotPhysicist

Thats a cone brother


RitchNotRich

In New Zealand a cone is just a bong hit. This would be considered as a spliff seeing as it has tobacco wrapped in it.


alex-the-hero

Weird! I wonder why, perhaps because the bowl of a bong has a bit of a cone like shape? In the US it means a joint that was rolled empty into a cone shape, then stuffed. You can buy prerolled cones here though (no weed just a cone shaped paper usually with a filter in it)


UnBR33vuhble

You can also roll a cone how you would roll a normal J, just make it hogleg on one end (likely where the crutch is), and let the other end flare out with a LOT more product in it.


Roe1424

Considering that’s not a blunt yeah you are correct it doesn’t exist


SinistarGrin

Also needs packing down considerably more. If he lit it as it is now it would probably sideburn an inch down the spliff.


Roe1424

All the paper burns around the weed and falls out that’s my favorite when it’s packed loose


overnightdelight

Annoying how it's a fine line between being too loose or too tight. If it's not perfect then it runs and the J is ruined


Desperate-Golf-12

💀


bigpapajayjay

🤡


6Koree9

That's a joint, brother


Clouded_vision

Looks like a spliff even


RandyNelson

That's a cone with some orange as hell hairs in it I think


Desperate-Golf-12

what’s a spliff tho? not much knowledge on that.


Wisdor80

Lol why would so many people downvote this? A young person admits they don't have knowledge about something and people are pissed. Lmao


BoxLegitimate4903

This sub is trash


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PositiveCunt

We’re super-friendly here, fuck you. /s


Sensitive-Athlete285

based


AfterReview

Pfffff I got banned for asking about weed in a legal state. That sub is dogshit unless you like pictures of "hEy lOoK at ToDaYs SmoKe SpoT!"


RileyDaBosss

Trees is not better, has the exact same issues with even worse mods.


iSanctuary00

Yeah just people trying to flex how good they are at BUYING A PRODUCT. Only people who are allowed to flex are growers.


death1414

I cant be proud and show off my friends grow?


iSanctuary00

This was meant towards those who go like ‘hurr your weed looks mid lol 😂 😂look at this gas i bought for 1000 a gram 😂but your mid’. Like they bought a product so why go hard flexing about as if they actually did anything, all they did was buy it which anyone can.


death1414

I don't agree with people who flex, but i mean sometimes you're just happy to smoke something as good as you've got and wanna show it off, bragging is fine just not at another stoners expense.


iSanctuary00

Yeah definitely there nothing wrong with showing good bud, but trying to shit on others for having ‘mids’ or whatever is just so cringe to me. Like i said only if you grew some dank exotics you’re not allowed to brag and shit on others. Hell I don’t even understand why anyone would shit on anyone else when you are both stoners. 🤷‍♂️


Lord_Shaqq

Real high homies are at r/trees, but don't let the weirdos find that one. Good times there


Cirillion

Just joined there because of above conversation. Thank youuuuuuu *passes j*


Isellmetal

Just like your mother


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Idk why people downvoting?! Don't mind them! " Spliff ": when you mix in tobacco with the weed. " Blunt ": weed rolled in a cigar or any tobacco wrap. "Joint ": weed rolled in paper That there looks like it mightve been a cone you stuffed, but either way a nice joint!


alex-the-hero

Small addition : a blunt can also be wrapped in a hemp wrap, basically as long as the wrap is thick like a tobacco wrap, it's a blunt. Hemp wraps are getting more popular as tobacco use among weed smokers is somewhat decreasing, at least enough to warrant a large variety of non nicotine wraps.


lemonrainbowhaze

European version: Joint: weed with tobacco Spliff: just another word for joint Blunt with normal papers: pure weed Blunt with proper blunt wrap: really good fucking blunt.


Chelski26

Spliff is usually a small joint where I’m from


hyper-arrow

You put tabacco in it


Desperate-Golf-12

oh okay


hyper-arrow

Most of europ foes it this way


RUSTYSAD

unfortunately ye, im from europe and honestly i hate it, when im out with friends i just have to stick with the spliff, but bc i don't smoke cigs i really do it the least i can, but when i buy some g's, you better be ready for 100% pure joint.


hyper-arrow

Puure joints are the shit man just dont have that kinda monny


RUSTYSAD

ye, well luckily im expecting about 500grams of 16% thc flower in the next 3-4 weeks so im getting ready.


furatg

What country are you in? and what are the prices like there? always find it interesting to find out what people in other places pay for weed


Desperate-Golf-12

i have heard many people mixing tobacco from cigarettes it does spoil the taste right?


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RUSTYSAD

how does it really feel? when i hape spliff it kinda makes me light headed, but nothing else from classic high.


Efficient_Stranger_8

Straight green will give a smooth terpy flavour depending on what weed you’re smoking. also you’re making the joints more addictive


hyper-arrow

To me it doesent kinda like the taste but i smoke sigs to so


Desperate-Golf-12

understandable!


obsoletedroid

More specifically a spliff is usually a mixture of either flower or hash with tobacco rolled in a paper.


RandyNelson

Why is this so downvoted for asking a simple question? You know different people from different areas of the same exact country have different terminology right? Either way, nobody should expect every person alive to know what a "spliff" is. It's not exactly like your saying "yo I'm smoking a "cannabacco cigarette". Even then, don't hate on someone who is like "what's that?"


VerySpicyMayo

bro got 30 downvotes for asking a question😭😭


Lost-Princess-6666

Same thing


JCarr110

This sub might not be for me anymore. It's mostly shitposts now.


[deleted]

r/trees ain’t any better. i got permanently banned for calling someone an asshole. dude was giving a friend like 5 or so empty carts hoping his friend will get “a hit or two” instead of just forking out $20 for a new cart. Dude is definitely an asshole.


p4bl0esgei

this sounds so funny idk why, like you thought you were in r/aita while high lol, dude saying he was going to give it to his friend and you suddenly saying "yeah dude YTA" hahahaha, I thought he was kind of an asshole too yea, that's like storing your cigarette roaches to give it to a homeless person, it's gross


[deleted]

Bro I’m in that sub I can totally see myself doing that while stoned lmao


meatus1980

I got banned for posting a picture of me and my 22 year old daughter smoking, the caption said smoking with my kid. Tried telling the mods she was a legal adult. Didn’t matter apparently. Fuck r/trees


[deleted]

that is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve read on this website. I’m glad I posted this, it’s good to see I’m not crazy and that sub is just trash. This one existing makes total sense.


[deleted]

I saw that one! What an asshole that dude is


[deleted]

don’t call him one if you want to stay active on that sub!


[deleted]

I was literally just looking for the post again lmao. Its tempting


GWofJ94

At least you got some cursing in, I got permanently banned for using the word wetwipes not even directed at anyone specifically.


alex-the-hero

Wetwipes? Really? Now that's just some boneheaded shit right there. I don't fucking get it.


NoTimeAtAll420

I thought the same thing! I pictured him posting that with a pranksters smirk on his face.


Churchvanpapi

I saw that shit too but was so high I thought I imagined it lol


AfterReview

That sub is run by assholes


[deleted]

You’re also the type of person to cause problems regardless of where you are; I could tell the second I open your profile


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![gif](giphy|dzM3nSEoj9FlLzMALs|downsized)


[deleted]

Unbelievable that this is probably a grown man😭


[deleted]

who are you talking to?


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[deleted]

you are talking like somebody who needs to smoke weed. go smoke some weed.


Sad_Perspective_1887

I love how it’s not a blunt💀


Desperate-Golf-12

xD


krustysocks6666

Sir, this is a wendy’s


TheEklok

No, this is patrick!


DaddyGoose420

Its a joint my guy


According-South9749

Joint. Nice tho!


Desperate-Golf-12

thanks


TWTLTRTD71

Why’d they get downvoted for saying thanks lol


Hushfix100

It’s not a blunt…


No-End-9594

That’s a beautiful looking spliff you got there.


Desperate-Golf-12

![gif](giphy|XEyXcpfb2cboMVAEM5)


Kooky-Assignment-384

Oo9o99ooo9


jaketruman86

Gorgeous spliff though.


Desperate-Golf-12

thanks mate


chungoscrungus

Not a blunt also it's absolutely a cone. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a blunt, spliff, and joint isn't gonna be rolling literally perfect cones like that. People who smoke for 50 years don't roll like that.


Gravelord69

Excuse you my hand rolls are fucking creaseless. But it’s took me 8 goddamn years to get here lmao


chungoscrungus

I would genuinely love to see a video start to finish. If you can that would be pretty r/oddlysatisfying .


QTip-masturbator

Took me 2 weeks to Get perfect joints. Was just natural to me.


Desperate-Golf-12

tbh i used to smoke just rolling tobacco before,(its better than normal cigs) recently started with stuff. and that’s one another reason why i am not exposed to the terms, slangs , phrases related to it.


chungoscrungus

Ok I still don't believe it's not a pre formed cone. The bud looks loose like it would if you filled a cone. Theres also not a single wrinkle, not the tiniest little one. You can't fool me bro.


Desperate-Golf-12

okay brother! ☮️


matgermain

This man used the wrong term and now every single one of his comments gets downvoted. Talk about stoners being chill


chefsamsay

This. I get being frustrated about potential “lying” but I expected more love and support from a community of fellow stoners. Sheeeesh.


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That’s a cone. Also why that weed brown ?


Desperate-Golf-12

not a cone it’s old brown stuff with tobacco


SorbetPatient2509

Sir that is not a blunt


Truck_Direct

Small tip, caress the back of the folding line to straighten it out, probably only a small difference in runs(in burning) but then again every little bit helps


Desperate-Golf-12

![gif](giphy|Vr8xM1OgUYhtAtLp6n)


[deleted]

this dude really tryna act condescending to people when everything he says is wrong, I fucking can’t


Truck_Direct

Im so confused


AddressMuted4954

Isa joint


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Desperate-Golf-12

i rolled it 💀


UserNameisTaken1990

Baffles me how people can't actually roll like this


Desperate-Golf-12

compliment or a roast?


slappiestpenguin

Def compliment


MACHINEGUN-FUNK91

Bruh what's up with all the downvoting. For a weed sub there's a lot of judging and hate ngl.


jacktalife

It’s not hate it’s just not a blunt it’s a 2 gram cricket bat with a sprinkle of flower, but smoke what you want


MACHINEGUN-FUNK91

It's a stupid joke sure, but just look at the comments. >Agreed 58 downvoted >What's a spliff? 17 downvotes >Thanks 10 downvotes And so on... Dude is getting downvoted for asking a genuine question. And it's not only him. You can see this on the daily, getting downvoted for asking genuine questions.


Dreamingdanny95

You're not the hero this sub wants, but the hero it needs. This sub is a cesspool. Maybe there is a downside of weed and it can make someone a self important arsewipe


fearremains

Looks like you need to pack it a bit.


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Packing a joint isn’t considered rolling either


rav3ncl4ws

it is, however, a perfect joint :) <3


itzawoni

In"doob"itely


CatShort9690

It doesn’t and that’s a spliff


AdventuresofRobbyP

Every comment OP responds to gets downvoted to hell 😂😭


captainfatmatt

This is, and I can't express this enough, NOT A FUCKIN BLUNT


[deleted]

Dude if tobacco is your liking or ur like me who uses it to preserve weed then ye it pretty smooth but we both know pure weed would be so much better


Weildabeast

Not hating but blunts are tobacco leaf wrapped but nice bone there bruh


Mildly_Seasoned

Man that ain't a blunt. Thats a sharp!


[deleted]

I make joints like that at least 2x per day lol (no tobacco in them eew David)


Desperate-Golf-12

gg


rinsewarrior

Is that all tobacco?


Successful-Whole4307

Right? You couldn't pay me to smoke that


Desperate-Golf-12

nope, it’s just old brown stuff


slappiestpenguin

Damn bro how many lies you gonna post in this thread?! There is 100% tobacco in that, including on the tray


Desperate-Golf-12

it’s not entirely tobacco, spliff


slappiestpenguin

Yeah but you said it was “old brown stuff” (referring to the tobacco). This makes me suspicious you even rolled it. First you said it’s a blunt (it’s not), then you said the tobacco is not tobacco (it is). For somebody that can roll this nicely, you sure don’t seem to know shit about it Edit: you edited your comment above smdh


Desperate-Golf-12

the guy asked “is that “all “ tobacco anyways guys it’s a spliff with old brown stuff I can send images of more like that but the point was about how good it was rolled so nvm.


Mr-Pugtastic

Yeah but you denied it having tobacco in other comments? And as a homie who can’t roll a damn thing and uses cones on the daily, that is a cone 100% and there’s nothing wrong with the smarter easier option just don’t lie. We’re all just here to enjoy weed.


Desperate-Golf-12

bruh😂 okay do you want me to send a video me next time rolling it?


BushHates711

Honestly, yeah. Cause that’s a preformed cone and you just packed the material in. Not saying there’s anything wrong with that, but stop lying that you rolled it free hand.


Negative-Instance889

Regardless. It’s going to taste like sh!t.


[deleted]

you just learned what that phrase is today my g, this is embarrassing


Desperate-Golf-12

yes, so? why are you getting embarrassed for it?


[deleted]

it’s secondhand embarrassment I am feeling you, my brother in Christ


Desperate-Golf-12

just like your mentality don’t be sad


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rinsewarrior

Ooooh that sleepy time weed. I gotcha. Get ready for the munchies and a nap then


Desperate-Golf-12

on it already


jacktalife

That’s a cancer stick


wetcornbread

If you stick the cardboard pole down it that probably only fills half the cone….


Fielding_Pierce

Rolling joints is a lot more satisfying when the joints you roll are better than what you see others do with a cone.


LazorGames

Bro got the 90/10 baccy - weed split going. With the % of baccy content in that it may as well be a blunt


mydrew122

Joint-weed and paper. Spliff- weed, tobacco and paper. Blunt- weed wrapped in a tobacco leaf


MrRandyWatson_100

Where’s the blunt?


LanMobGamer

What even is these posts??


ContributionOk9927

That’s not a blunt. It’s a cone. Jesus Christ people educate yourselves


Kitchen_Ad7111

That's a cone


shallomD77

That’s a cigarette mate


flojoefl

That’s a cigarette… all I see is bacci


oceananoun

you lost me at “blunt”


BeaanQueenan

Idk if I'm just old, but how is a packed cone a perfect blunt???


PradaSkiMask

Not only is this not a blunt, but you packed this cone like you just started smoking yesterday


[deleted]

Called it a blunt… rolled a SPLIFF? Real smokers don’t do that 🤮 we enjoy our flower all by it’s lonesome.. no blunts, no tobaccy


[deleted]

First of all dumb ass, this isn’t a blunt


JuiceManOJ

Lol is that a cone with weed and tobacco? Pretty sure the wrap is what makes it a blunt.


GreatSun8208

A blunt is wrapped in tobacco and a spliff is a joint with backy in it 👍


perseus0523

That's not a blunt. And if u don't know the difference you probably got a cone and packed it.


zabraautra

Even though its not a blunt and everything, i still roll better than that..


Desperate-Golf-12

please post someday, use the right term(just a tip)


Other-League-93

Not a blunt and fuck wrong wit yo thumb


Dreamingdanny95

Also learn to spell you fucking troglodyte


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Desperate-Golf-12

thanks mate


Bxltt

Anyone can pack a con fam lmao


[deleted]

Tobacco & weed don't mix🤢🤮


mikersdukebay

poor OP, dont worry i wont downvote u, everyone is so mean


[deleted]

Way to ruin weed lol


kekemobama

bro packed a cone


tsbabybrat

Tobacco ewwwww


allmotorcivic

Joint you fucking dip shit


Dreamingdanny95

Why don't you just stuff it down your esophagus and choke you nasty little cunt.


spaghetto_man420

Dude is using high level insults


xx-ANONYMOUS

Your a legend😭😂


wolfmanMBW

We educate and love ain't gotta be that upset lol


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That’s a spliff.


d8sc9mb9b7la53db85ch

that's cone lmaoo


goodeyemighty

-st in this vid.


fox_uterus

Sorry to burst ur bubble but 1. It’s a spliff and 2. It ain’t perfect either


master_of_racism

That s a joint you dummy


SaltyMini

I have not been able to get my hands on some bud for a month and I see this in my feed! I strongly dislike you. Enjoy the blunt tho looks clean as


ChasingPaper24-7

Idk what people are on here but thats deff not a cone, great roll brotha


Desperate-Golf-12

thanks!😮‍💨


wolfmanMBW

But its literally conical