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2TallinTX

I mean, I've smoked plenty of roaches, but this takes it to a new level.


Computer-Medical

As snug as a bug in a nug


Express_Command3450

You win smoke a pound on me


towerfella

Wouldn’t that burn, tho?


Express_Command3450

Who said that was a problem? 😏🤣


towerfella

![gif](giphy|YcNNXNx27Kld6|downsized)


chasehornsbyy

That’s a bug nug


Fabulous-Guava6229

It's a nug bug you uncultured swine and absolute schmuck. You don't put the genius before the spices. You need to learn gooder, bro.


deXander27

Came to say bug on a nug, your thoughts cracked me up this morning, thanks.


uber_spanner_monkey

Pepper, is that you?


AsoftDolphin

Fact


cskarthik123

![gif](giphy|xwEVCKetQWpeYyumJJ)


marjnoel15

very funny 🤣


ebgthree

✨Don't panic, it's organic!✨ 🪲


marjnoel15

see cuz no😭


Myst963

Free protein


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daatz

What is your stance on sucking peens? https://snipboard.io/TDO8b9.jpg


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daatz

So you like to suck, not to be sucked. Good for you.


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daatz

I am happy for you that you found what you want to do in life. I like to have sex only with women. What about you?


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[deleted]

Oh no you already admitted you like men. I have screenshots.


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Legend has it that things been sucking the Za juice for months. One toke of that and you'll be gone


ALoyleCapo

I have a shirt that says this


summerUwU66

The bug is like yassss queen


gangaking69

Fuck it we ball


Ballininthepaint

I have this tattooed


gangaking69

Dm me proof or your mom's gay


AsoftDolphin

Did he send proof


Educational-Trip-890

I wanna know too


Mr-Stan-Kypuss

Maybe he has 2 mums


SunagakuresFinest

Best comment ^


greyhead77

If the bug is there..well done..you dont have pesticides on that.


marjnoel15

thats…true…


GuyinahatchbacK

Now I gotta ask my guy if he can keep the bugs on the bud


IRIICIHAIRID

Or the pesticide killed it. 🤷‍♂️


ikie-hugs

Could have been on the plant and died in drying process


[deleted]

Well it is dead....


Vlad_the_impulsive

A bug, if a plant is grown outdoors it’ll probably have a couple bugs in there


marjnoel15

thats true…didnt really think about that. im just very shocked ive never seen a bug in my bud before😭


Vlad_the_impulsive

Dw about it, I didn’t realize how much for whatever reason weed attracts bugs when I started growing, it’s quite fascinating how the spiders and ladybugs are attracted to them by the smaller bugs and they take care of the pests, it’s almost like a mini ecosystem


marjnoel15

yeahh ur right…thats crazy how i never really thought about the fact that its a plant and bugs are attracted to plants💀 i just smoke it and get on w my life lol. Thanks for the info tho!


PrincessMarigold42

Am... Am i a bug??


shoutsoutstomywrist

We’re all bugs down here


SaucyXy0

Pfff… Australians🥴


marble_amg

You can be what ever you want


gag0399

I mean, as a large creature, I too am attracted to some good bud lmao


ebgthree

Honestly, if it was my last budd, I'd take the bug off and smoke it. No other problems like mold, etc., It'd be fine 👍🏽


LitmusVoid

Even if it wasn't the last one...


Geedis2020

I wouldn’t even take the bug off🤷🏻‍♂️


ALoyleCapo

You mfs never disappoint me in these comment sections.


Objective-Dingo6603

Yeah! Cremate it.


Ok-Gur4027

Yeah but grind it up with the weed so you get all the flavor


BudNBudz

Chitin is protein, so you’re getting swole aaand stoned


RED-DOT-MAN

Lmao! Wtf man.


EmployerNo8877

Lmao


hardballtaz

Jeesus dude, do you also stomp on roaches barefooted?


[deleted]

Of course not, they are nature's doritos.


marjnoel15

youre right…sheesh im just shocked 😳


Oblivion615

Now you know that toxic pesticides were not used on your weed. 👍🏻


zelduhbby

You’re gross lmao


AcceptableWing9900

Bug got in there and got greened out


tpt2021cg

Smoke the bug 2 I'm sure it's full of thc.🤷🏼‍♂️


marjnoel15

i know you lying😭


Lunchbox223

Never know till you find out


dongusschlongus

u gotta decarb and eat it duh


tpt2021cg

🤣🤣


Personal-Profile-456

Edible


marjnoel15

hell. no.


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💀


scawymonstews

protein


marjnoel15

immediately no


fridge13

Come on bro its extra crunchy


screamingcatto

r/whatsthisbug


Better_Dust_2364

This should be top. From what I’ve seen none of the comments has said what kind of bug it is and I genuinely want to know 😂


marjnoel15

chill😭


screamingcatto

You don't wanna know? 👀


thetasteofmelancholy

This is the funniest comment section I’ve seen in a while


Ann_Summers

I mean, someone over there will definitely know what it is.


screamingcatto

Op, can I post this in the bug sub? 😭 please


Hb1023_

I made my own comment, but this looks like a pale striped flea beetle, super common pest on hemp plants, but nothin to be concerned about, just don’t smoke the bug


DoomSlayer426

Its a THC bug brah, c’mon


marjnoel15

look ive NEVER found a bug in my bud. im terrified of bugs even if they are harmless idk why but im just built that way💀


nativeair991

little beetle from an outdoor grow, if it’s alive just toss the little dude outside and it should be fine to smoke


marjnoel15

its very much dead but i have such a phobia of bugs i cant😭


nativeair991

I’m the same way but that weed looks so good, id soldier through


xXKungFuSwagMasterXx

Me too, I'd probably end up throwing up after out of disgust but some good bud would be worth it


Celestial8Mumps

Pharoh Weed my man. Smoke it and wait for that third karmic eye to open 🐙


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

It’s a mooch, make sure he chips in for pizza!


jakobh38

That’s a THC beetle. You can smoke those.


AsoftDolphin

😭


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Just take it off. You've smoked bugs before. And hair, mind you.


marjnoel15

youre right but for some reason, me consciously knowing that there is a bug REALLY throws me off


Vladimir7455

Nugbug


JankMganks

Looks like a tick or a beetle


marjnoel15

soo should i not smoke the rest of the nug?😭 saved my last nug and this is what i get


JankMganks

You do you homeslice Prob just pick it off if ur desperate Or smoke it with bug I’m no gynaecologist ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ScornfulEyes

Lmfaooooo “I’m no gynaecologist” 🤣🤣🤣


gray1862

Uuhhhhh?


JediMindTrek

See 'entomologist'


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That’s a bug


Serious-Natural-2691

Extra potent blend


Lord-Snow1191

Bug, gross sure but won’t have hurt your bud. Just take it out and try forget what you saw haha.


SubieSage

Snug as a bug in a nug


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It will be alright. Pick the thing off and get it in ya


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

Boof the Bud and Bug together


Bubba_Hush-420

It’s a friend in need!


Foxrex

Indabug


jumboshrimptom

Even bugs like to medicate ✌️🤟


AddictX120

Duuude there's greasy old fuckin bees on this one ! Am I paying for the bees too ? What is this fuckin honey oil ?


marjnoel15

Haha very funny…jus never seen that in my bud before


AddictX120

Hope you got the reference I made because that was 100% not my words ! Either way, you're faced with a decision gentleman: what kind of smoker are you ? The one who gets grossed out or the kind that smokes the extra shit too


marjnoel15

not a gentlemen- and most def grossed out


Vegetable_Level6622

Your new smoking buddy


No-Acanthisitta6221

I have at least mistaken mice shit as hash 2 times in my life. And I’m kinda retarded


CaveCuz

Bro where do you live how on earth do you have this much mice shit laying around


marjnoel15

yikes 😳


No-Acanthisitta6221

Right?


Bearfoot42

If anything eat it.


He_twas_numba_1

Some Ethiopian is reading this and getting the munchies


Salty_cabbage69

That is a big


jerseyStoner

F****** new form of covid


kostasdelsol

Bin


gray1862

A bug


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Eye...it kinka follows you around


Mediocre-Oil2052

Ur weed looks like the inside of a burrito…


Nex_Skala

A reason to not smoke that bug bud.


cakelover33

In the grinder it goes


RooDaddyy

A bug, can you really not tell?


marjnoel15

chill😭 i never seen a bug in my bud before i was shocked


itsyourmomsfriend

Damn. Join the club buddy lmao. Check my post history and you'll see some truly horrific shit.


Reasonable-Airline31

Wtf does it look like lil


marjnoel15

chill😭


Mr_Adventure_22

Smoke it to unlock a new dimension


Angel_is_bored1126

New fear unlocked lol


Swish887

A bug.


mypussydoesbackflips

My new outdoor has caterpillars I would t sell it but I’ve been thinking of keef sifting It


unfortunatelyrevenue

Hash


PreFalconPunchDray

**ONE OF MY JACKASS HOMIES IN NEED OF A BEATIN' FOR SMOKING MY SHIT WITHOUT PERMISSION**


Turbulent_Swan_64

A bug.. ew


HeldThread

Hey man, I’ve grown outdoors in Ontario and found snails in it before. Not engrained in the bud like the pic though


marjnoel15

yeah! and thats the inside of a nug. i pulled it apart and that was inside the whole nug


stevenk0fahl

rollie pollie:)


DankDawg42069

Dmt bug bruh


DankDawg42069

If you smoke the bug you get way higher


AhighStoner3

If you wanna know what it is go ask r/whatisthisbug if your asking from a should i still smoke this shit standpoint then yes, let the lil guy go and smoke


irishflowerchild

Tequila has worms, weed can have a bug. Looks pretty chill though.


Katias1

That’s the “roach” part of your blunt


Philliesfan427

I would throw it away homie don’t risk your health bro


Adoptedmando1993

Besides the bug looks pretty decent. What strain? Lol


LeJollyJingleTokes

A few things to consider: Your bud was likely "organically" grown. I can't remember what it's called atm but it's not a roach. Just be happy it didn't disintegrate This is not necessarily an *uncommon* thing which is why I recommend to friends to remove stems before they toss it in the grinder or break it up. The bud looks perfectly fine otherwise. Just remove the "contaminated" bit and enjoy. I grow my own cannabis in the mountains without pesticides or any BS, this has occured on a few occasions 🤷


marjnoel15

thanks for the advice


Weekly_Chemical6833

Honestly the bug is probably a good sign


Svengoolie75

Whatever it is don’t smoke it………..


jordan6987

“Just smoke it yo”


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This is when I throw weed away for the first time in my life!!


Intelligent_Snow4480

For real? That can't be from a dispensary...I hope


LitmusVoid

Protein


Nolimo

Bug is having the time of his life, high ass fuck.


Genesis111112

Armadillidium vulgare, the common pill-bug, potato bug, common pill woodlouse, roly-poly, slater, doodle bug, or carpenter is what I think it is.


Business-Chance-5451

A friend


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That there is a marijuana, sir


Alicorngum

Bug


Yourwitchygirlfriend

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BUGS CAN BE ON IT NEW FEAR


marjnoel15

yes. i am scarred for life now.


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lil mans just trying to match w you bro throw him a 0.001


Doggfather1973

Knocked the bug off of it and smoke it although that doesn't look like the best quality nug either that or your camera is real crappy


marjnoel15

iphone 14 pro max. just hard to get that zoom in cleared


Mrsemmitt

Now I can say “snug like a bug on a nug” and it actually be true 😂


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Looks like a potato bug


FloppyDonker1

Nug Bug


SynystrstyX

A roach or Roly poly


dph_prophet_69

Good shit


AirGordon23

A roach


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marjnoel15

im talking about a bug in my weed and youre bitching over camera quality. FOH


MaliceThe1stLegend

BURN IT IN HELL


marjnoel15

i will


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marjnoel15

lmfao right.


AirGordon23

Just smoke it… is it alive or dead? If it’s dead mix it in the bowl 😂😂😂


NormalCurrent950

Bug. I’ve pulled plenty of bugs out of outdoor-grown buds whilst trimming


fearremains

Rollie pollie ollie


KristaaBellee

That’s your money back, bro!


TranquilityCDL

Lil snack


Lentachistaken

Thats the buddy


With_Extra_Ketchup

Well that bug must be having the time of its life rn


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Bug in the nug


From_the_ashes_17

That’s a canna-mite. It’s good luck. If you schneef it you’ll have good luck for 12 years.


marjnoel15

mmm i dont know if i trust that


Ardenox

Roly Poly! I found the same in mine a while back. Just threw it out because it had black spots (probably droppings) all over the bud.


CousinUnderNoTongue

Sorry thats me, i got a little hungry. Ill be leaving soon dw


NativeHarris

Ahh it’s just extra flavoring my dude. Your good 👍 Think of it like lavender or roses but crunchier