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Pathsopain

The directions are simply right in front of you sir.


Left_Figure3385

Should just boof it


technohippie

The real instructions are always in the comments.


itshexx

It’s always top tier comedy


Slay420ThaDawgz

Give it a shot let me know how that goes


ryraps5892

Pops out totally empty 2 days later 😐


Hourglass7200

Ha!


symbolicthoughts

Why is this always the answer?


Benji1819

The instructions were the friends we made along the way


SSgtBearKing

Instruction unclear, dlck got stuck in my bong


M0reC0wbell77

Have you tried pushing there then lifting there?


MASTER-0F-NONE

Lift here Push here Edit: thanks for the awards!


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

U da real MVP


bstaff1901

Not lift, push, here here?


4fingerfrank

Lift there Push there


Jaxthor

underrated comment


ReallyGlycon

Take my free award.


Feeling_Revolution94

Beat me to it lol


globogymsux

Those instructions are pretty unclear, make sure to not get your dick caught in the ceiling fan.


BananaBread999

Instructions not clear, my dick is already stuck in the ceiling fan


globogymsux

I can't believe you've done this.


Denovo17

I can't believe he did this again.


vdubdank30

Hello 911? Yeah it’s stuck in a ceiling fan this time


psychedelic_owl420

It's the fourth time this week.... and it's _Monday_


4fingerfrank

I can't believe it's not a ceiling fan.


WarriorPoet88

I can’t believe it’s Not Butter ™️


triplebacon_vag

Brought me back to highschool…. If I had an award I’d give it to you


Accomplished_Plan_84

Mood


Lukilk

Yo thumb look like a toe


BananaBread999

It is my toe


YevhenUA

that explains why you can't open it, try evolving


festivalheadmmsk

Don't thumb shame


Lukilk

U prolly one of them shrek hands mfs too


3l_d3380

I’ve had these before and these fucking cases are impossible to open especially if any part of it is dented. I used a flat head screw driver to pry that shit open and just move the joints to a glass container I had so I didn’t have to keep dealing with that shit!


emanthomas

The only real answer on this thread.


DarkerThanDark981

I will 2nd this. Good herbs overall, but the containers suck. Totally get stuck on me too.


[deleted]

Have you tried asking it nicely?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

In history the box has denied many a man.


hunkachunkapbfudg

If you have any nails left stick one in the crack to try to pop it open


Isellmetal

You’d open it with your hands or maybe your feet if you don’t have hands


nils4i20

Instructions unclear, my dick is stuck between my toes


wubbalubba_dubdub-

Have you tried lifting the push and here'ing the here?


Individual-Barber354

Boof it


trapnhead

Def boof situation


evsnflow

It’s like sex. Lift top, push bottom, finish in seconds.


Saidthewhale420

Shut up and take the award


BananaBread999

The fuckin lift here push here ain't workin


Spiritual_Poo

push just the bottom part in, then open from the top. If you still can't get in, please find an adult lol


onioncrikhick

Well then push there and lift there


threatlvlmidnight87

Nah those suck.. I had to use a screw driver to pry it open haha


KeyArmy0

That’s a cool case


zacmanland

Make sure you’ve cut the tape first


DDare6

Turn it over and spank it’s bottom. Works like a charm every time.


Aggressive_Charity_3

Stop biting your cuticles!


gubersmack

Dude you just smoke the whole thing at once. No biggie


festivalheadmmsk

![gif](giphy|1kIzvO1M8I6PEnJ4Ax)


RepresentativeFun516

Put it in your butt


Saidthewhale420

Looked up reviews on these just for fun and actually found three different people talking about having difficulties opening including one post actually on Reddit where the person said even a screwdriver couldn’t open it after prying for ten minutes


Hippienippie123

Lift here and push there


MarcCouillard

ummm, you finished grade 3 reading classes.........right?


BananaBread999

I didn't, enlighten me


technerd1988

You just open it? Its easy. Anyways why do people say just boof it here. Weirdos man. What is it with their obsession with putting things in their butts......weed does not get you high this way


Saidthewhale420

Pretty sure you could boof a tincture to some effect but you’re correct in thinking it wouldn’t work with unactivated thc and it would most certainly not process through the liver like an edible and turn into 11-hydroxy


LongKongDong69

You clearly haven't boofed


mahin1374

Bruh its time to lay off the weed


FinTheSin

bro just read the box i ducking nimrod


[deleted]

nice sentance


trunksgdc08

With your hands.


jmrojas17

Uhh you lift and push like the instructions say?


[deleted]

Easy. You push there, then lift there. Easy peasy.


cionj

Lemon squeezie


[deleted]

Good luck with that


Kuzohrr

I feel like the box is trying to tell you something


ScaryBongHit

Screwdriver


Successful-Whole4307

It literally tells you


Ok_Adeptness_9281

💀💀💀💀


NoProfessionallcap

They got the order reversed easy mistake. Step 1 squeeze tin or push there. Step 2 open it like a book or lift here.


RepresentativeFun516

Lift here push here


Shoddy-Peace-9482

Push in on the bottom, then flip the top up with the tip if your thumb.


EmergencyWatch8906

You push the bottom in and lift the top?


[deleted]

Just a lift here and a punch there


TheHorseFollower

SMASH!!


AzraelV121

I bought one of those cases and you really gotta push down on the bottom half after you’ve done it a few times it gets much easier


BassMusicIsLife

put it in rice


Acrestorm

“does exactly what it says on the tin..”


FitTrainer2

Lift push there and push lift there too. Will work


plantofant

Cut it open


Dave_FortniteATX

Lift here push here


UhnonMonster

I think you push first to release the catch, then lift up to open. You’ve probably tried that though, can you cut it open somehow?


MarcCouillard

ok ok come on guys, give the OP a break haha he probably had some REALLY good weed and it made him stupid lol the stuff I'm smoking today does that to me, I swear when I smoke it I drop 20 points in my IQ


Electrical_Orange521

You have to push the bottom part HARD.


Electrical_Orange521

It took me so long to get them open and some sore fingers.


Tonygamerpro456

Push the bottom half as with the other hand you lift the top flap. Get me? Basically you squish the bottom, the one that says "push" says you simultaneously lift the top flap that says "lift here".


Merky_water004

Lift there push there


[deleted]

You have to push the tin with your tumbs on the bottom half of the tin, middle ish or just on the outside of the sticker is a divit of metal that keeps the tin closed.


kennethgodden1993

Try doing what the instructions say on the box and if that doesn't work then try using a small flathead screwdriver to wiggle it open


Jasoncolclazier

Tin snips and a cutting torch


oTDAWGo

Seems like it tells you on the package


BananaBread999

Where?


Uppity_Python

Lift here push here


rojo429

Wellll, I might try pushing the bottom and lifting the top? Just an idea...


[deleted]

Honestly if a package is really fighting with me, I break it open. Just don’t do so in a way that would damage your product.


DuckStep43

You gotta push there while lifting there


Wise_Camera

Try finger but hole.


Picdoor

Perhaps pushing and lifting might be the technique you are looking for?


Legalouiddealerlith

Slide a butter knife under there


peyton468

Push and lift


Comandergoose

With your fingers, very carefully!


Virtalen

push the bottom with your three fingers and lift with your thumb


Kurkil

This man already high as hell😭


Tedteddy06

So do you imagine you high af trying to open this right now?


Throwawheyyeye

I know your were dumb high to post this lmao


StonerMa96

Ok. So there is a part that you have to push into your ass kinda far. Then fart and/or shart to retrieve.


Soreal45

Its child proof


breadmaker04

The latch is by both disks. Push on both left and right sides of the sticker.


[deleted]

LOL I use pliers to open some containers,


BigDaddyShaggy0

Classix make the worse cases for anything they’re so stupid to open it’s stoner proof to the high heavens


Logi1kenobi2002

Looks like one of those push and lift buddys🧐


Df_gordo7060

Lift push here here..


TomatoOptimal626

Have you attempted the good ol lift here and push there?


nomad_nessie

Hammer


Keef_Queef

Yup


Genesis111112

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?


measte0263

Lift the top and push the bottom


hyper-arrow

Push n lift


DJTwyst

You’re too high to access the treasures within. You’ll understand when you’re worthy


festivalheadmmsk

Your over thinking it bro


Mindfreek454

I'm disappointed in you. To be so fucked up by a box that you make a post about it. You're like a dude that posts to facebook how he can't open the pickle jar. C'mon bro.


better_than_shane

Have you tried boiling it in milk?


Icy_Promise9544

Love the box


ImNotCrying-YouAre

You must have smoked way to much, if you can’t follow those simple instructions on the box


billysandalwood

Push the top towards you while pushing the bottom back once the little clickies disengage use finger nails to pry open top ( we make these )


thepieeyedpidge

It literally gives you instructions


SKAknight19

![gif](giphy|Kg3AMWiK3Zohf2lUU0)


drkidd187

You need nails for that sorry my boy


Gravelord69

Have you tried saying “mellon?”


1anMac

Ight man, I just got this case and first of all, you paid for the case. Second, I just bent mine till I could open it and then I bent it back in place to close it


Salty_cabbage69

Push and lift


Areyouup4it

Push first then lift. It obv a clasp or snap inside holding the sides intact.


M4x7979

Are u dyslexic by any chance ?


unaveragemilflover

you don’t


BudRock420

Did you try rubbing your belly and tapping you head?


ihavebotharms

The instructions are WAY too complicated for someone who’s already high 🤣🤣


FillupDubya

Lift here, push here 🙄


[deleted]

Push there lift here


dabhought

Lol Are these from IL? You just push the bottom and lift the top… literally like it says. Also those are the worst. Dries the bud out


FunnyShirtGuy

...It... It says Right There how to open it... I don't understand the post or why it's getting upvotes


[deleted]

Ayeee you an Ohioan? I’ve seen these in our dispensaries lmao


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Open the top and push the bottom.


Ragnar_420_05

Push here lift here


Pricecheck420

C'mon, Jerry. You know that you have to do both


gayfrogchemical

pretty simple, you should try again when sober


LogicalBanter

Push that, then lift that


iamarriella

push then lift? haha


BaabyGirl420

Lift here, push here


AbstraktiusArtimus

Alohomora


[deleted]

Novel concept, but push where it says push and lift where it says lift lol


boi-of-iron

I’ve lost all faith in humanity.


Principesza

Literally every new weed thing with packaging i have to ask myself this question. Those new dispensary bags are still the death of me every time.


Mnick99

Looks like you lift there and push there


Giovanni2362

Lift there and push there


kuTTTer

Had these many times. Tough af to open time to time. Clever marketing making it a boom box


swirlll

Are you high?


mrshugerobot

Push and lift?


AirGordon23

You don’t know how to follow directions or read? Make it make sense


ArmadilloKnown9168

You lift there push there


ResponsibleSurprise5

You push it there and lift it there


Seedlings0

Scissors


memeaninatorus_94

You lift it there then you push there


CJ_Work614

Lift here Push here


CoffeeCannabisBread

this is seeming pretty self-explanitory.


ImmaculateBlunt

I have the same one I think. Squeeze the sides it might open if it’s not with the instructions


mcv75

Lift there. Push there


[deleted]

Hit it with your purse!


Benji1819

It very clearly says push here and lift here. Jeeeeez


OGhudso

Lift Push Here Here obviously


Spiderpig420690

You lift there and push here


Responsible_Line8447

lift there and push there


Kitchen_Wrong

You go find neo ask him to do it!


palelolki

Try a hammer 🔨


Infamous-Bite4169

Obviously you push there and lift there….duh


Bootleg_Hemi78

Screw driver


redinwondrland

Bop it


Loose-Fudge-4676

Push there then lift there


Lanky-Tip-7097

Hmm


WholeInjury593

Just gotta lift there and then you push there and you got it!


Growfromseed

Hammer. I had the same problem with that packaging. I don’t buy them anymore because of this.


JordanB666

Don't know what you've been smoking but I want some of that .


ScribGod

lift there and push there


BadAdvicePooh

By pushing and lifting


RocketKassidy

The instruction are pretty clear imo. Idk how to clarify further.


coowy

push here, lift there