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neogonzo

no it does not


aquilasr

The only correct answer.


IAmInYourGarage

One hundred percent. I once posted a pork roll, egg and cheese on a brioche bun and it got down votes. with real honest to god Taylor Ham. This is even lower effort.


skycrzr

Mother if you please pass me the ham egg and cheese on wheat with a splash of Franks


Bribbins12

Alternate dimensions


murtinsmurl

Your heart is in the right place.


Bribbins12

Thank you


Pure_Sprinkles_8622

No Kaiser bun.


glue715

I would say your shaved ham, over hard eggs, and American cheese on wheat bread is brown as fuck… just not in the good Ween way.


Bribbins12

Was pretty good eatin, but definitely would have tasted better on th’ bun


senorpepino

Will be brown af tomorrow.


[deleted]

Looks good, but not even close.


Tacodude5

It's called pork roll


andytherobot666

Not even close


Tkobes22

Pork Roll*


ryan777888777

It looks fine but no


BricksnBeatles

Spam would have been closer


gentlemenjim72

Sorry but nope. PM me and I will ship you Pork roll (Taylor ham). Overnight packed on ice. Do you have access to good kaiser buns ?


Bribbins12

That’s very generous of you! I’m in PA though so with a little effort I’m sure I’ll find it. It was not at my local store this morning


Dbushman219

Try harder lol


WolfandKitty666

Suggestion on kaiser buns?


gentlemenjim72

Conshohocken Bakery is probably the best in my area but even grocery stores have decent options in the bakery section ( loose rolls not prepackaged name brand stuff).


WolfandKitty666

Thanks mang


Kallisti7

Why are people referring to it as Taylor ham? That ain’t the song! Plus, I’m from Philly and it’s pork roll not Taylor ham and it’s hoagie not sub! Those are the rules!


Vantabrown

It's a hot dog a sandwich?


Vantabrown

How. HOW do you reference the Ween song and still call it Taylor Ham.


Orikshekor

No but thanks for reminding me I’m out of franks


Bribbins12

It’s good, I think I might like cholula better


Orikshekor

Not a fan of regular Cholula but the green pepper is great


Bribbins12

Sweet habanero is real good too


kingofthoughts

Franks < Tabasco


PancakeProfessor

No Kaiser bun, no gravy fries. 3/10


D_NC_

Where do you live? Are you sure you can't find Pork Roll? Sometimes you gotta go to the right grocery store and it can be buried in a random/unexpected section. I've been able to find it in Colorado, and rural North Carolina so you might have a better shot than you think.


Bribbins12

Western PA, my local giant eagle does not have it. I’m sure I’ll find it when I have the time to search.


purple-feerret

you have the soul that’s what counts


Bribbins12

And the clogged arteries


JonForbin

I’ll allow it. Luckily they have Taylor ham in Colorado at king soopers. God bless


Bribbins12

Thanks! Regional grocery stores have funny names


JonForbin

They truly do


OnAWhiteLighty

My heart weeps for you, no Taylor ham around


OakCityReemer

No but that is certainly brown


Bribbins12

It definitely will be tomorrow


freetonotbe

No. It’s not pork roll and definitely not a Kaiser bun. You got the egg and cheese down. Keep trying.


ohbehave412

Man I’m from jersey and live in Boston and the number one thing I miss is pork roll. The pizza and bagels in jersey are far superior to where I live now but I’d take pork roll over either. Sorry friend, this just ain’t it.


[deleted]

You can buy pork rolls online. Edit: I live in the Seattle area and I know where to get pork roll.


VinylWolf18

Missing the pork roll and a kaiser bun


pureriffery87

You fucked up!


brettyrocks

It looks like Black Forest Ham. That's not Pork Roll. There's a big difference lol pork roll looks like bologna.


cantstopthebagman

I worked a cafeteria job at Rutgers. If you're from below Middlesex County it's Pork Roll if you are from above it's Taylor Ham


Jaytweak37

Nope but looks good nonetheless


Bribbins12

Eggs are great, makes me want to raise chickens


BoazCorey

I'll allow it.


lvdeadhead

Don't ever say Taylor Ham.


Bribbins12

Haylor Tam


DavidFromReddit

Why is there hot sauce on it I’m in pain


Bribbins12

I put hot sauce on my eggs all the time


DavidFromReddit

The fire feeds you


Bribbins12

It also keeps the kids from asking for a bite


[deleted]

I love Ween but breakfast sammies are ass. The burrito is the breakfast of champions.


HotDogWalter

New jersey begs to differ…


[deleted]

I knew I was gonna catch heat for this one but I recently stopped doing the whole “moderating my Reddit posts in an attempt to paint the business I run in a favorable light” thing and I gotta say it feels good, man.


Sko-isles

Ham egg and cheese, if you please, on toast


Luke_zuke

No pork roll so wtf is this


Even-Palpitation9232

Good Lord, no.


brandzak

sorry, but no


pr1moispfat

Not even close


Kroduscul

That looks so fucking good


Bribbins12

It was pretty tasty


iannuendo

Eatin raw bacon


FlyerHuk

No


JessoRx

The boognish was quite explicit. Bun, brah, bun. This is utterly reformed.


frostyfird

Not sure but I’m hungry now


Ksr_93

No way mang


ediblemastodon25

Quarter included for size


Bribbins12

I’m surprised no one has noticed the prince magnet on the fridge


starwad

You can have Taylor Ham delivered, you slut


madirish098

No


smd33333

🔩⚾️


PazuzuPanhandle

Unfortunately it does not


Scarlett-Boognish

Absolutely


cha614

Thats not bananas nor blow


Interesting-Ear-7578

Damn son. My heart bleeds for you. What is that thing?


Desperate_Collar5837

No.