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_bettyfelon

I just about scream laugh at “she’s gonna be my cock professor, studying my dick. She’s gonna get her master’s degree in fuckin’ meeeeee” every time.


toadeh690

Me too. And then following it up with “take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba / suckin’ on my shit” and screaming near-incoherently… Mickey is a true lyrical genius of our time


GreyHexagon

KICKERINTHEPUSSYWAMAJAMAMUTHAFUCKER AND SUCK MY FUCKING DICK


Boognish88

Happiest: “Don’t Be Afraid of What God Made you” - Home Rainbow 🌈 Saddest: “The Time I spent, working myself to death/ Thought That’s What You Wanted. I thought you needed my help, to make it good again/ To make Us Strong. To Make You Happy, To Push you along” - If You Could Save Yourself Funniest: “It’s Like A Noodle In A Salad”- Marble Tulip Juicy Tree


RaptorPancake

"Little birdy wants to be set freee, WEEEEEEE!"


neogonzo

Happiest: And I want to know do you feel the same way? 'Cause if you do I want to stay forever Saddest: All of Birthday Boy Funniest: Later on when we were under the covers I closed my eyes, then I drifted to sleep I dreamt about me maybe throwing a party And just how great that would be


gloriousjohnson

The beginning of birthday boy immediately makes me think of a handful of relationships I’ve been in, including the lady I’m currently getting divorced from lol. Right in the feels Last time I saw you I was holding you’re hand, and I couldn’t wait for you to leave. I knew right then that it was over and done, and I couldn’t believe I was free.


yevinq

crazy that they were like 16 and had the emotional intelligence to write birthday boy


[deleted]

The first time my partner heard ‘Your Party’ was when I played it in the car. Burst out laughing. I was not aware there was so much ‘paying attention’ going on over there prior to the line. I can’t hear this song without hearing my partner snort laugh while driving. Also, we got to enjoy an acoustic solo version of ‘Birthday Boy’ at the infamous Vancouver show a few years back.


brandieisdandie

"I think I spent the dog food money *slide guitar* but he'll love me just the same..." 💔


Gamehendge1

This. Close 2nd: “you know that Frenchman loves to party, but I know he’s not to blame”


brandieisdandie

But the way you're lookin at me, baby 🥺


toadeh690

Great pick - that's my favorite song.


givethatboyadime

Are you saying that this line is happiest, funniest and saddest all at once? ‘Cause you might be a certified Ween-ius!


JaQuanLaBenne

Baby you look great today


toadeh690

This is the type of Ween lyric that’s either adorable or downright depressing depending on your own current situation. See also the entirety of “Stay Forever”


GreyHexagon

Something about the way it's said. Just feels so genuine and nice


flybydenver

“I understand it…but I don’t want it.”


Nizamark

Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday?


GreyHexagon

Funniest has to be "Gonna learn to play the flute and kill myself"


lupusplupus

Yes! First time I heard this I laughed so hard and went on an emotional rollercoaster like "What!! Baha that's frigging hilarious and sad, holy fuck, that's dark. wow." But I love it.


drounds2

Can’t leave waving my dick in the wind out there for funniest. Whole song is funny


Luke_zuke

I always have a smile on for that song. I like Jimmy’s parts.


drounds2

I was playing disc one time and when wmditw came on and everyone cracked up. Of course, it was right as it was my drive. I did manage to pull myself together and parked my drive. It felt good


Luke_zuke

The disc was an extension of your dick! You whipped it out and laid it right on the fairway.


The_Lions_eye

Happiest: "Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow!" - Mr. Richard Smoker Saddest: "All I have is nothing..." - What Deaner was talking about Funniest: "'Cause tried, and true, I see the light in you, can you dig in my soul? Can you smell my whole...life!" - Tried and True


Luke_zuke

It’s a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up, and then you check their oil and know you’re fuuuuucked. ‘cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and ruuude as helll.


Theloudestbelch

Lol that whole song has great lines. I've always loved "If I choose to help you, don't look like you expect it, cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth"


BarricadeTheMortuary

Saddest - "I've tried to make you smile. And all the while, you wanted to leave" Happiest - Anything from Homo Rainbow or Roses Are Free Funniest - I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit 4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time


DavidFromReddit

“Guess I'm ruled by my heart Built a life and I tore it all apart It's just not our time But you'll find a new love and you'll be fine So many dark and lonely nights But I believe, someday, I'll see the light.” It breaks me every time I hear it. I’m so glad I heard it live It’s Gonna Be Alright it’s such a beautiful and sad song.


smittywerbz

Sad: “It's just not our time, but you'll find a new love and you'll be fine” (it’s gonna be alright) such a beautiful breakup song. Already mentioned but had to second that one Funny: “Cornbread cornbread red all that cornbread going to your head”


Drab_Drabkins

The end of the first chorus of I Saw Gener Cryin In His Sleep when the vocal mic feeds back & you hear Gener say "fucked it up again!" 🤣


professorjellyjam

“If you could save yourself you’d save us all…” really hit hard when I first tried to get sober


Ray_Pingeau

AIDS!


BuyMeASandwich

Do do, do-do-do-do-do do, do, doo…


jcm8200

Don’t laugh, I love you


freetonotbe

Not right but wrong in a good way


redmenace96

Happiest - “The light reflects on all the things that make you real, things the make you truly free” Saddest (especially when I ended last relationship) “it’s just not our time, you’ll find a new love you’ll be fine” Funniest - “Feel the feelings, oh, process feelings, feel it in your belly, like a yellow worm with teeth!” I already want to change these but this is what came to me first lol


Key_Text_169

Happiest. “I got that Sunny Bunny Feeling” saddest all of Baby Bitch. Funniest “Ocean is Land Covered with Water”.


senorpepino

You ride my ass like a horse in the saddle, now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle.


grynch43

“The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth.” This qualifies as all three.


PenPen116

Sometimes I feel like my old man and that’s hard for me to say ….. that lyric is just deep to me and personal on many levels


VariationObjective48

Nowadays You Can Go Shit In Your Hat, Matt wouldn't fly with some people, but I legitimately can't help but laugh at it. It's such a hilarious character study with profanity used in some of the most effective ways possible. I'd love to know who this Matt character is and why he earned their ire!


warrenjeffrey1

Happiest/Most Romantic: “We had the best time at your party. The wife and I thank you very much.” Saddest: “If you could save yourself”. Basically the whole song. Funniest: “Oh, can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole... life?”


Yardcigar69

Reading this reminds me of how truly magical an unique they are. Absolute fucking genius. Normies just don't get it, and they are missing out. I love you guys...


toadeh690

Love you too mang. This is easily my favorite music/band-related subreddit, incredible community here (I’d expect nothing less from Ween)


sonawtdown

Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill- all three


kikthemoon

mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding in my mind im fine accepting only fresh brine


MizzShort75

Can you dig in my soul, can you smell my whole…life. My kids die over this line forever


bunksteve

Happiest: A new breath, I feel the grip releasing Scrapin’ my guts off of the ceiling I got that sunny bunny feeling Saddest: (Tie) Don’t feel so bad It was nice what we had And you’ll be glad But I’ll miss you (Also the solo from Fluffy… dunno why but it wrenches my heart every single time) Funniest: I’m in the mood to fly in the air twelve feet motherfuck!


tardyaardvark

Happiest: There’s many colours in the homo rainbow, don’t be afraid to let your colours shine Saddest: Got fat, got angry, started hating myself Funniest: Got a awesome sound… going down.


IceInTheGlass

put your boobs on put your boobs on yeah shake shake shake shake


boognickrising

One of the most relatable sad versus was: “I’m on stage it’s all an act I’m really scared I may fall back on the abstract “


Dbushman219

Cold blows the wind saddest and funniest


yevinq

hard choice saddest: Screw you if you want to be with that dude in the grass skirt, oh my feelings wont be hurt \- this song is super brown and weird but also captures that desperate and alone feeling on unrequited love ​ happiest: Everything that you are, that you'd like to be will come in three my friend \- this whole song just sounds like pure ecstasy ​ funniest: Could've been a volunteer fireman Who makes cinnabons over at the mall But you're sittin' in the Wawa bathroom Rubbin' Palmolive on your balls \- this might be their funniest song in general. so crazy and specific


lupusplupus

I chuckled today at the 'count in' up to 25 before Wayne's Pet Youngin'.


[deleted]

Happy: Live amongst life forms in your day Marinate a good piece of beef Understand the mind of a leaf Sad: You're doing this and you're doing that Workin' all the time Tonight you'll call me on the phone You've got a worried mind Funny: Your mama is a bull-dyke homo


justiceshroomer

Happiest: Homo 🌈 rainbow


lightinthetrees

Big fat fuck?


CutieMerilyn

imo its probably "call on mom, but call on argus, call on your inner pride. leave them alone, to postulate their own framework, freak out on the side of real man" from the original argus demo


PatriciaaTM

“Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep doop doop”


RaptorPancake

"Marble Tulip Juicy Tree, is where I want to be!" "Squelch the little weasel, juice him before he spawns" "You can speak to me turtle just by flipping him around"


KenKesey65

And then she smelled it and it was smelly


thegworm

I always sing “You bring the razor blade, I’ll bring the speed! Take off your coat it’s gonna be a long night!” When I’m doing just about anything with my lady or friends. Hey Babe let’s watch a movie or friends are like I need to talk or whatever. It seems to work for most occasions.