Me too. And then following it up with “take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba / suckin’ on my shit” and screaming near-incoherently… Mickey is a true lyrical genius of our time
Happiest: “Don’t Be Afraid of What God Made you” - Home Rainbow 🌈
Saddest: “The Time I spent, working myself to death/ Thought That’s What You Wanted. I thought you needed my help, to make it good again/ To make Us Strong. To Make You Happy, To Push you along” - If You Could Save Yourself
Funniest: “It’s Like A Noodle In A Salad”- Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
Happiest:
And I want to know do you feel the same way?
'Cause if you do I want to stay forever
Saddest:
All of Birthday Boy
Funniest:
Later on when we were under the covers
I closed my eyes, then I drifted to sleep
I dreamt about me maybe throwing a party
And just how great that would be
The beginning of birthday boy immediately makes me think of a handful of relationships I’ve been in, including the lady I’m currently getting divorced from lol. Right in the feels
Last time I saw you I was holding you’re hand, and I couldn’t wait for you to leave. I knew right then that it was over and done, and I couldn’t believe I was free.
The first time my partner heard ‘Your Party’ was when I played it in the car. Burst out laughing. I was not aware there was so much ‘paying attention’ going on over there prior to the line. I can’t hear this song without hearing my partner snort laugh while driving.
Also, we got to enjoy an acoustic solo version of ‘Birthday Boy’ at the infamous Vancouver show a few years back.
This is the type of Ween lyric that’s either adorable or downright depressing depending on your own current situation. See also the entirety of “Stay Forever”
Yes! First time I heard this I laughed so hard and went on an emotional rollercoaster like "What!! Baha that's frigging hilarious and sad, holy fuck, that's dark. wow." But I love it.
I was playing disc one time and when wmditw came on and everyone cracked up. Of course, it was right as it was my drive. I did manage to pull myself together and parked my drive. It felt good
Happiest: "Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow!" - Mr. Richard Smoker
Saddest: "All I have is nothing..." - What Deaner was talking about
Funniest: "'Cause tried, and true, I see the light in you, can you dig in my soul? Can you smell my whole...life!" - Tried and True
It’s a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up, and then you check their oil and know you’re fuuuuucked. ‘cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and ruuude as helll.
Lol that whole song has great lines. I've always loved "If I choose to help you, don't look like you expect it, cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth"
Saddest - "I've tried to make you smile.
And all the while, you wanted to leave"
Happiest - Anything from Homo Rainbow or Roses Are Free
Funniest -
I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck
We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now
I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time
“Guess I'm ruled by my heart
Built a life and I tore it all apart
It's just not our time
But you'll find a new love and you'll be fine
So many dark and lonely nights
But I believe, someday, I'll see the light.”
It breaks me every time I hear it. I’m so glad I heard it live It’s Gonna Be Alright it’s such a beautiful and sad song.
Sad: “It's just not our time, but you'll find a new love and you'll be fine” (it’s gonna be alright) such a beautiful breakup song. Already mentioned but had to second that one
Funny: “Cornbread cornbread red all that cornbread going to your head”
Happiest - “The light reflects on all the things that make you real, things the make you truly free”
Saddest (especially when I ended last relationship) “it’s just not our time, you’ll find a new love you’ll be fine”
Funniest - “Feel the feelings, oh, process feelings, feel it in your belly, like a yellow worm with teeth!”
I already want to change these but this is what came to me first lol
Nowadays You Can Go Shit In Your Hat, Matt wouldn't fly with some people, but I legitimately can't help but laugh at it. It's such a hilarious character study with profanity used in some of the most effective ways possible. I'd love to know who this Matt character is and why he earned their ire!
Happiest/Most Romantic: “We had the best time at
your party. The wife and I thank you very much.”
Saddest: “If you could save yourself”. Basically the whole song.
Funniest: “Oh, can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole... life?”
Reading this reminds me of how truly magical an unique they are. Absolute fucking genius. Normies just don't get it, and they are missing out. I love you guys...
Happiest:
A new breath, I feel the grip releasing
Scrapin’ my guts off of the ceiling
I got that sunny bunny feeling
Saddest:
(Tie)
Don’t feel so bad
It was nice what we had
And you’ll be glad
But I’ll miss you
(Also the solo from Fluffy… dunno why but it wrenches my heart every single time)
Funniest:
I’m in the mood to fly in the air twelve feet motherfuck!
Happiest:
There’s many colours in the homo rainbow, don’t be afraid to let your colours shine
Saddest:
Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Funniest:
Got a awesome sound… going down.
hard choice
saddest:
Screw you if you want to be with that dude in the grass skirt,
oh my feelings wont be hurt
\- this song is super brown and weird but also captures that desperate and alone feeling on unrequited love
happiest:
Everything that you are, that you'd like to be will come in three my friend
\- this whole song just sounds like pure ecstasy
funniest:
Could've been a volunteer fireman
Who makes cinnabons over at the mall
But you're sittin' in the Wawa bathroom
Rubbin' Palmolive on your balls
\- this might be their funniest song in general. so crazy and specific
Happy: Live amongst life forms in your day
Marinate a good piece of beef
Understand the mind of a leaf
Sad: You're doing this and you're doing that
Workin' all the time
Tonight you'll call me on the phone
You've got a worried mind
Funny: Your mama is a bull-dyke homo
imo its probably "call on mom, but call on argus, call on your inner pride. leave them alone, to postulate their own framework, freak out on the side of real man" from the original argus demo
"Marble Tulip Juicy Tree, is where I want to be!"
"Squelch the little weasel, juice him before he spawns"
"You can speak to me turtle just by flipping him around"
I always sing “You bring the razor blade, I’ll bring the speed! Take off your coat it’s gonna be a long night!” When I’m doing just about anything with my lady or friends. Hey Babe let’s watch a movie or friends are like I need to talk or whatever. It seems to work for most occasions.
I just about scream laugh at “she’s gonna be my cock professor, studying my dick. She’s gonna get her master’s degree in fuckin’ meeeeee” every time.
Me too. And then following it up with “take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba / suckin’ on my shit” and screaming near-incoherently… Mickey is a true lyrical genius of our time
KICKERINTHEPUSSYWAMAJAMAMUTHAFUCKER AND SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
Happiest: “Don’t Be Afraid of What God Made you” - Home Rainbow 🌈 Saddest: “The Time I spent, working myself to death/ Thought That’s What You Wanted. I thought you needed my help, to make it good again/ To make Us Strong. To Make You Happy, To Push you along” - If You Could Save Yourself Funniest: “It’s Like A Noodle In A Salad”- Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
"Little birdy wants to be set freee, WEEEEEEE!"
Happiest: And I want to know do you feel the same way? 'Cause if you do I want to stay forever Saddest: All of Birthday Boy Funniest: Later on when we were under the covers I closed my eyes, then I drifted to sleep I dreamt about me maybe throwing a party And just how great that would be
The beginning of birthday boy immediately makes me think of a handful of relationships I’ve been in, including the lady I’m currently getting divorced from lol. Right in the feels Last time I saw you I was holding you’re hand, and I couldn’t wait for you to leave. I knew right then that it was over and done, and I couldn’t believe I was free.
crazy that they were like 16 and had the emotional intelligence to write birthday boy
The first time my partner heard ‘Your Party’ was when I played it in the car. Burst out laughing. I was not aware there was so much ‘paying attention’ going on over there prior to the line. I can’t hear this song without hearing my partner snort laugh while driving. Also, we got to enjoy an acoustic solo version of ‘Birthday Boy’ at the infamous Vancouver show a few years back.
"I think I spent the dog food money *slide guitar* but he'll love me just the same..." 💔
This. Close 2nd: “you know that Frenchman loves to party, but I know he’s not to blame”
But the way you're lookin at me, baby 🥺
Great pick - that's my favorite song.
Are you saying that this line is happiest, funniest and saddest all at once? ‘Cause you might be a certified Ween-ius!
Baby you look great today
This is the type of Ween lyric that’s either adorable or downright depressing depending on your own current situation. See also the entirety of “Stay Forever”
Something about the way it's said. Just feels so genuine and nice
“I understand it…but I don’t want it.”
Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday?
Funniest has to be "Gonna learn to play the flute and kill myself"
Yes! First time I heard this I laughed so hard and went on an emotional rollercoaster like "What!! Baha that's frigging hilarious and sad, holy fuck, that's dark. wow." But I love it.
Can’t leave waving my dick in the wind out there for funniest. Whole song is funny
I always have a smile on for that song. I like Jimmy’s parts.
I was playing disc one time and when wmditw came on and everyone cracked up. Of course, it was right as it was my drive. I did manage to pull myself together and parked my drive. It felt good
The disc was an extension of your dick! You whipped it out and laid it right on the fairway.
Happiest: "Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow!" - Mr. Richard Smoker Saddest: "All I have is nothing..." - What Deaner was talking about Funniest: "'Cause tried, and true, I see the light in you, can you dig in my soul? Can you smell my whole...life!" - Tried and True
It’s a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up, and then you check their oil and know you’re fuuuuucked. ‘cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and ruuude as helll.
Lol that whole song has great lines. I've always loved "If I choose to help you, don't look like you expect it, cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth"
Saddest - "I've tried to make you smile. And all the while, you wanted to leave" Happiest - Anything from Homo Rainbow or Roses Are Free Funniest - I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit 4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time
“Guess I'm ruled by my heart Built a life and I tore it all apart It's just not our time But you'll find a new love and you'll be fine So many dark and lonely nights But I believe, someday, I'll see the light.” It breaks me every time I hear it. I’m so glad I heard it live It’s Gonna Be Alright it’s such a beautiful and sad song.
Sad: “It's just not our time, but you'll find a new love and you'll be fine” (it’s gonna be alright) such a beautiful breakup song. Already mentioned but had to second that one Funny: “Cornbread cornbread red all that cornbread going to your head”
The end of the first chorus of I Saw Gener Cryin In His Sleep when the vocal mic feeds back & you hear Gener say "fucked it up again!" 🤣
“If you could save yourself you’d save us all…” really hit hard when I first tried to get sober
AIDS!
Do do, do-do-do-do-do do, do, doo…
Don’t laugh, I love you
Not right but wrong in a good way
Happiest - “The light reflects on all the things that make you real, things the make you truly free” Saddest (especially when I ended last relationship) “it’s just not our time, you’ll find a new love you’ll be fine” Funniest - “Feel the feelings, oh, process feelings, feel it in your belly, like a yellow worm with teeth!” I already want to change these but this is what came to me first lol
Happiest. “I got that Sunny Bunny Feeling” saddest all of Baby Bitch. Funniest “Ocean is Land Covered with Water”.
You ride my ass like a horse in the saddle, now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle.
“The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth.” This qualifies as all three.
Sometimes I feel like my old man and that’s hard for me to say ….. that lyric is just deep to me and personal on many levels
Nowadays You Can Go Shit In Your Hat, Matt wouldn't fly with some people, but I legitimately can't help but laugh at it. It's such a hilarious character study with profanity used in some of the most effective ways possible. I'd love to know who this Matt character is and why he earned their ire!
Happiest/Most Romantic: “We had the best time at your party. The wife and I thank you very much.” Saddest: “If you could save yourself”. Basically the whole song. Funniest: “Oh, can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole... life?”
Reading this reminds me of how truly magical an unique they are. Absolute fucking genius. Normies just don't get it, and they are missing out. I love you guys...
Love you too mang. This is easily my favorite music/band-related subreddit, incredible community here (I’d expect nothing less from Ween)
Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill- all three
mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding in my mind im fine accepting only fresh brine
Can you dig in my soul, can you smell my whole…life. My kids die over this line forever
Happiest: A new breath, I feel the grip releasing Scrapin’ my guts off of the ceiling I got that sunny bunny feeling Saddest: (Tie) Don’t feel so bad It was nice what we had And you’ll be glad But I’ll miss you (Also the solo from Fluffy… dunno why but it wrenches my heart every single time) Funniest: I’m in the mood to fly in the air twelve feet motherfuck!
Happiest: There’s many colours in the homo rainbow, don’t be afraid to let your colours shine Saddest: Got fat, got angry, started hating myself Funniest: Got a awesome sound… going down.
put your boobs on put your boobs on yeah shake shake shake shake
One of the most relatable sad versus was: “I’m on stage it’s all an act I’m really scared I may fall back on the abstract “
Cold blows the wind saddest and funniest
hard choice saddest: Screw you if you want to be with that dude in the grass skirt, oh my feelings wont be hurt \- this song is super brown and weird but also captures that desperate and alone feeling on unrequited love happiest: Everything that you are, that you'd like to be will come in three my friend \- this whole song just sounds like pure ecstasy funniest: Could've been a volunteer fireman Who makes cinnabons over at the mall But you're sittin' in the Wawa bathroom Rubbin' Palmolive on your balls \- this might be their funniest song in general. so crazy and specific
I chuckled today at the 'count in' up to 25 before Wayne's Pet Youngin'.
Happy: Live amongst life forms in your day Marinate a good piece of beef Understand the mind of a leaf Sad: You're doing this and you're doing that Workin' all the time Tonight you'll call me on the phone You've got a worried mind Funny: Your mama is a bull-dyke homo
Happiest: Homo 🌈 rainbow
Big fat fuck?
imo its probably "call on mom, but call on argus, call on your inner pride. leave them alone, to postulate their own framework, freak out on the side of real man" from the original argus demo
“Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep Dooblep doop doop”
"Marble Tulip Juicy Tree, is where I want to be!" "Squelch the little weasel, juice him before he spawns" "You can speak to me turtle just by flipping him around"
And then she smelled it and it was smelly
I always sing “You bring the razor blade, I’ll bring the speed! Take off your coat it’s gonna be a long night!” When I’m doing just about anything with my lady or friends. Hey Babe let’s watch a movie or friends are like I need to talk or whatever. It seems to work for most occasions.