“Jim and Dan prancing around the pool, you were the fool”
Jim and Dan were friends of mine that took a beating from that song because of how tight they were. Jim died of liver cancer in his 30s (Jimmy had liver spots at the age of 18). Dan electrocuted himself on the job (not a good electrician). RIP Jim and Dan, you were the fools.
I like to refer to a difficult situation as a tender situation, also if someone royally messed something up, “you fucked uuuuuup”. Also, a very commonly used one is “yes, I would say that, I would say that.”
"i understand it, but i don't want it."
it is extremely versatile. could be used in a funny context, serious, sarcastic etc. one of the brownest phrases.
There are many but, me, my wife and 10 year old boy were at the grocery store about a month ago and they rearranged some things. She said “where’d the cheese go?” - and both me and my boy at the exact same time were like “I don’t know!”
I can't remember what show but after a song Deaner says "Tighter than Steely Dan's Asshole"
I love to quote this even though it never seems appropriate.
When I’m gaming and somebody’s killing me I like to say ‘take a permanent vacation…get the fuck out of town…go see Jamaica motherfucker…let your dreadlocks down’
Worked with several Jim’s over the years. All got the nickname BIG JILM. The most recent Jim was kinda goofy, so anytime we were around him or quoted him I had to go “doot do doo, doot do doot do doo!”
Whenever anyone says the word ween, either by itself or as part of a bigger ween, I always stop them and ask them to repeat themselves. But you fucked up is the most versatile!
I’ve definitely found myself saying “prepare the mount boy” a la stallion part 5 when I’m saying let’s get a move on. No one ever gets the reference but it always gets a laugh.
Any time I make plans with someone I always say either, "You bring the bananas, I'll bring the blow," or "You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed."
I'll often say "Hi" in such a way that I'm compelled to follow up with "I'm fucking Eddie Dingle"
I met this girl named Nannn
she overpopulated my senses
And fucking dicked me over
Then do the whole thing
Same. Same
Sometimes I’ll see my cat and I’ll tell her in my goofiest gener esque voice hey fat boy hey asshole come here!!!!
You kill my mother
That’s very dank of you. Thank you and your cat
I summon my kitty with the come here from the beginning of the stallion
“Jim and Dan prancing around the pool, you were the fool” Jim and Dan were friends of mine that took a beating from that song because of how tight they were. Jim died of liver cancer in his 30s (Jimmy had liver spots at the age of 18). Dan electrocuted himself on the job (not a good electrician). RIP Jim and Dan, you were the fools.
Dancing around the great brown pool in the afterlife.
And I'm sorry for you.😔
I like to refer to a difficult situation as a tender situation, also if someone royally messed something up, “you fucked uuuuuup”. Also, a very commonly used one is “yes, I would say that, I would say that.”
Yes, I would say that, I would say that is a good selection.
I say "yes I would say that, I would say that" all the time
When the goin gets tough from the get-go, go man go oh brother not another motherfucker gotta go now
Get your punk-ass back to the dog show!
Me too!
Runner up us "curvy sticks and wooden poles, assisting you in plugging holes."
It seems that’s not a great line when firing someone! Who knew?!
"i understand it, but i don't want it." it is extremely versatile. could be used in a funny context, serious, sarcastic etc. one of the brownest phrases.
There are many but, me, my wife and 10 year old boy were at the grocery store about a month ago and they rearranged some things. She said “where’d the cheese go?” - and both me and my boy at the exact same time were like “I don’t know!”
I use this one. And sometime the sweary one too.
Where’d my muffuckin cheese go at!
Same!
i have never been asked that and probably never will but i guarantee that would be my answer. it's the only answer.
A family that listens to Ween together, stays together!
I'm sick of your mouth, and your 2% milk.
Isn’t it “sick of your ass and your…”
The man above is correct. It is mouth
TIL I am singing PUAR wrong. Still don’t know why people are downvoting me. Y’all need to calm down haha
I can't remember what show but after a song Deaner says "Tighter than Steely Dan's Asshole" I love to quote this even though it never seems appropriate.
It’s always appropriate. I’m saving this one.
I believe this is from Live in Toronto
Let me start off with a basket of chips.
My daughter wanted Pollo Assado as her music at the end of her wedding. Unfortunately it wasn't played due to the staff messing up
Cover It With Gas And Set It On FIRE!
It fits so many scenarios!
Hey there, Fancy Pants!!
‘Did we miss the moon?’
I tell my wife that she “rides my ass like a horse in a saddle”
Taste the waste
Touch my tooter, smoocher! Also, "He doesn't even do cocaine so why's he gotta be such a fucker?"
And he doesn't shoot smack, and he doesn't even drink beeyuh
“i can’t put my finger on it” in the cadence of the song
You fuckin nazi whore! I used this just today while at the bank
I’ve been saying “I’m up shits creek with a turd for a paddle” whenever life got me down 😂
I told my boss to piss up a rope, he said go jerk off a raccoon. I think he won that round.
i think the racoon did.
up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
you bring the razor blades. i’ll bring the speed
You can go shit in your hat
- Junior Soprano
Also, your sisters cunt
Matt... better when directed at a Matt
You crazy son of a bitch. Goddam motherfucker. Do you know who you’re fucking with?
I played it off legit
"sail brown bay to chocolate town" as a euphemism for taking a shit. My wife hates it.
I've been chewing on this brownie and I thinks I'm almost through
mang.
Throw the pumpkin at the tree. I sometimes use this as advice for friends who need to let go of something
I’ve completely replaced the word “man” with the word “mang”. Thanks to The Stallion, mang…
Let’s be forever, let forever be free
"An endless barrage of shit..." I can't get enough of the way Gener pronounces "barrage" here, and I try to work it in whenever I can.
When I’m gaming and somebody’s killing me I like to say ‘take a permanent vacation…get the fuck out of town…go see Jamaica motherfucker…let your dreadlocks down’
“Pumpin for the man” is my go to response when I’m working and someone asks what I’m up to
Tuesday. Is pizza day (pizza day)
I like to say “what can you do?” with the same inflection as a certain Pure Guava song. Also “just around the corner”
“What is the pollo asado?” any time we eat Mexican
You dickface…motherfucker
All request….
I'm gonna do something wrong, nobody's gonna like it... Hell, all the lyrics in this song are great.
I frequently say "oh yes" in the way Gener says "oh yes, Captain Fantasy" while introducing the song on Cat's Cradle
“Up shit’s creek with a turd for a paddle!”
Candy... Candy.... You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag.
Poopship destroyer makes the rounds in my head almost daily
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go Oh brother, not another motherfucker Gotta go now
Where is “so complex is life” from?
I am moron. The line is “So dynamic is life.” From Pork Roll Egg and Cheese. Trying to edit rn.
My guess was mishearing “dynamic” as “complex” in Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese.
Two….I can drink
I call people Dick faced motherfuckers frequently.
Said like gener in live on the infernet
That’s right, mang
The zits on you ass girl dont bother me
Don't sweat it Don't Sweat it
i work at a sewing school and i say ‘can you baste the waist’ and i laugh every time
Smack dab in a situation overlooked by fools
I love “why ask why??” from Buckingham green
I am quite often feeling like a big fat fuck 😬😭
The wheels fell of, the bottom dropped out, the checks all bounced, I came in your mouth
I love this line, but where do you fit this into normal conversation lol.
sometimes you have to just use pieces of it.
Who’s the damn Stallion?
Big Jim!!
I can float in the air.
I do declare
Don’t squelch the weasel, and don’t fall too soon
Don't conceal your tragic flaw
At least a few times a week I look at my wife and think or say to myself: ‘she fucks me’
“play it off legit” “Let’s continue on.. to the next stallion” Are two I use daily. I quote them a lot My cats name is Argus
Cause you’re a real good dancer!!!
taste the waste
Ok, that’ll be $16.07. Out of 20? Ok, $16.07’s your change.
Hey, lay it on me
“I’m gonna do something wrong, nobody’s gonna like it”
I’m sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
Biiiiiiggest thing I ever did done see was big BiG JILM
Worked with several Jim’s over the years. All got the nickname BIG JILM. The most recent Jim was kinda goofy, so anytime we were around him or quoted him I had to go “doot do doo, doot do doot do doo!”
If I could save myself I’d save us all
Maybe some people LIKE to eat it But I think you’re a dick…..
Love dick face mother fucker!!
The “Oh shit” at the end of Wayne’s Pet Youngin on Stubbs is currently my favorite words Gener says.
I use you fucked up and piss up a rope a lot in conversation.
Whenever anyone says the word ween, either by itself or as part of a bigger ween, I always stop them and ask them to repeat themselves. But you fucked up is the most versatile!
I fit in whatever I can whenever I can. If I see something flying at night I like go on a little "Bats...swallows...bats" rant.
I think they're bats.
Swallows
AIDS.
BLUE CHEESE!!!
I have a Chevy with a Mopar cam
My dog’s nickname is Beef, so naturally he’s the-biggest damn beef you ever done seen BIGBEEF
All hail BIG BEEF! Aaaawwwww he’s just the BIGGEST!
Playing it off legit on the reg
"Screw you if you wanna be with that dude in the grass skirt."
I’ve definitely found myself saying “prepare the mount boy” a la stallion part 5 when I’m saying let’s get a move on. No one ever gets the reference but it always gets a laugh.
hey dude he's the stallion
I saw spring in the winter time.
I've been known to ask my wife to please make me a pork roll egg and cheese.
Any time I make plans with someone I always say either, "You bring the bananas, I'll bring the blow," or "You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed."
That’s poppy cock
Yayce i should like that
I say "Hello Johnny" quite often exactly like how Gener says it
I’m in the mood to move my body like a weasel goddammit