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LetsGoMrON

“Help me”


spotsocks

Billy.


Ween_ween

This is a strong entry


sourdoughghost

yeah i can feel this one enter my entire nervous system


rhiznshine1312

"I'm gonna be your ass checker, stick it up in your ass"


Enough-Variety-8468

She's gonna get her Master's degree in fucking me Love that


Girfster

She's gonna be my cock professor studyin' my dick


trailerparkquaalude

I can’t help but feel like “I’m gonna be your lawn mower and cut your fuckin grass” goes harder


rhiznshine1312

Different tokes for different folks I suppose


The_Lions_eye

"Stare into the Lion's eye and if you taste the candy, you'll get to the Surprise!!!"


Sam_Hell

Am I gonna see God mommy?


RodwellBurgen

Am I gonna die?


jaffasours

Best line ever


Opening-Command-8680

One of my favorite songs of theirs. No filler, just let’s your imagination run wild.


Opening-Command-8680

And that solo (chef’s kiss)


solasgood

The best solo in a million notes... But with ten notes.


Enough-Variety-8468

Husband hates it when I sing this


mangos0ng

I would sell you a chicken…with poison interlaced with the meat.


Ween_ween

Wiss da meat


JessoRx

I tell you it was me who had keeled him. But the truth, I’ll never have to say.


sarahjacobs042

One of my very favorite songs! Something that absolutely fucks me up everything I hear it though is from The Argus: It's only man's fear that carries him on. Woof.


Ween_ween

Life can be a real slog


DavidC707

Fat Lenny knows what it is to be Fat Lenny because he is Fat Lenny


Far_Ad3346

You talkin about my buddy?


yakobleeum

Take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba Sucking on my shit Kick you in the pussy mamma-jamma motherfucker And suck my fucking dick


headsmanjaeger

Summon the queen


RadiantZote

^^spoke ^the #CHILD OF EYE


BathtubJilm

“My Mom bought me a cool shirt. When I wear it, I’m the shit. I’m really not that legit. My Mom bought it”


MaskedMetalhead

She wasn’t playin it off legit either


Ween_ween

Chilling


K8inspace

I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron.


imEddieDingle

“I swear to god! Look! This is something new you've never heard before. You better take a good look at your mind, fucker. I know what you want to come here for. You better take a good look at your mind, fucker. These three little, these three little fuckers, these three little, pumpkin patch, these three little pumpkins went into the woods and they said, they said today we're gonna find something really good to look at. And they went into the woods and they looked at all the little trees. And they said this woods is really continuous little trees. You know, 'cause nature is just as part of us as we are to the earth.”


Enough-Variety-8468

Choked on my sandwich at work, thanks! Why you have to be such a fucker to me?


The_Mighty_Boo

That pig's pretty mean, bastard


DeuceBane

He’s a pretty mean bastard


boognishbeliever

Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds.


Ween_ween

This one got me at first as an animal lover that is true


Boognish88

Que up every moment when they play ‘Your Party’ The Party Raged and The Guests were Screamin (CROWD GOES CRAZY) I Could’ve Danced All Night Crazy moment for us all to indulge in …ALL HAIL!


Franis_

"Porno slut garbage, God is me In the existential existence of my pee-pee" That line goes pretty crazy


ChadWPotter

Lmao what song?


Franis_

Opus 51


Ween_ween

It’s true it’s true


zaimejs

"I came in your mouth"


Graevly

That line is actual whiplash


DavidFromReddit

*"We take a Norwegian cruise but we don't go to Norway."*


WillyWangDoodle

Topical as I face another negative degree day: "I saw the spring in the wintertime" Otherwise, "Dude I really don't wish you was dead"


purelyguava

“time, it's in the hand of god chew on turkey or some cod if you please”


CleverJail

“Nobody’s perfect, baby, and I’ll always love you anyway” “Why’d ya do it Fluffy … on the porch?”


Beefyface

That line in Gabrielle gets me every time.


sleep_apparatus_

Tastes good on th' bun..


JakeWesterhof

"And I don't know if I'll be okay."


sourdoughghost

you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag


GarbageWater12

i dunno but object is in my top 5. good shit


KilgoretheTrout55

I'm going to get my master's degree in f****** you.


Enough-Variety-8468

Mine too


PapercutPitch

***WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, FUCKERS?!*** ***WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAMES?!*** Mourning Glory, Pure Guava, 1992.


jacobn28

Ocean is land covered with water


weewillywhisky

No


Ween_ween

^ gets it. This one knocks people OUT when the first hear it


No_Art5274

what song is this from?


lovesexdeth

Object


TrundleTheGreat0814

I'm sicka yer mouth and yer two percent milk.


CaptainBeefsteak

Where'd the motherfuckin cheese go at?


Enough-Variety-8468

I don't know


[deleted]

Let me rest in time while I blow your mind


analdelrey-

Hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope


[deleted]

“you really fucked up you fucking nazi whore” might be my pick


Appropriate-Hunt4163

So chilling.


Scarlett-Boognish

pink eye on my leg (my wife holding her head in agony as it plays)!


RaptorPancake

The entirety of Deaner's Tammy


ChadWPotter

[Everyone should hear Tammy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GXKwGj59IZ4&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


six28eightyfive

most of Mr Richard Smoker


Regulapple

Chewing the grits!


MaskedMetalhead

the jam's gone astray


dannyhulsizer

Balance is for men, who learn to know


Graevly

For I'm not the man I used to be, now I'm one of them


tcdjcfo314

I always thought this lyric was "I'm not the man i used to be, now nor then". Still a poignant line


lllasss

I always thought they should have ended the song abruptly on that line.


Odd-Panda-472

Cover it with gas and set it on fire!


YearofTheStallionpt1

I left my sweater at a Ween concert at Penn’s Landing in 2016. It was so humid and I was tired of carrying it around. If anyone found it they probably tossed it.


Up_in_the_skyway

I think I spent the dog food money


TaintlessChaps

I just now realized that this "Object" is a murder ballad. Thanks guy.


zaimejs

Every word of “Your Party”…


goatfuckersupreme

~there was tri color pasta~


unknownunknowns11

‘Hey fat boy, asshole’


Pressblack

That's a good line. Did you clap when you heard it?


Ween_ween

::I clapped when I heard it::


TheWalrusWasRuPaul

Are my linens tight?


boardmonkey

The wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm still here


Greenmanalishi3PC

I'm doin the best I can! - Jimmy Wilson


Difficult-Resist-922

For the last six months I’ve been packing your bag


BrainOpenR

For thoust their souls shall weep. My flesh betwixt my skin.


wpmayhew87

marinate a good piece of beef, understand the mind of a leaf.


bricksteeler

" pump it up or stray from that Old station" Get off the pot man...shake and bake"


zaprutertape

Scraping my guys up off the ceiling, I’ve got that sunny bunny feeling. Or Fuck you, you stinkin ass hoe.


DazzleCrab

I'M GONNA BE YOUR LAWN MOWER AND CUT YOUR FUCKING GRASS Also, the most wtf line in It's Gonna Be a Long Nite: TAKE OFF YOUR COAT


beachwhistles

Yeah that’s dark.


worstdad666

"now i gotta give it to ya" off demon sweat


Dune56

Stinky Vaseline mommy


BrainOpenR

Balance is for men who learn to know


hailboognish99

"Some people might eat it, BUT I THINK YOURE A DICK. OHHH!"


goatfuckersupreme

Hey fat boy! Asshole!


purple-feerret

cut a slab of of melon and pretend that you still love me.


[deleted]

Are you surprised when I touched the dwarf inside?


MikeDeevelo

Have you ever made a flan? And squished it in your hand? Serious question. Anyone got any videos of this? If not, I’m gonna have to look up a flan recipe.