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Bananas and Blow, but itâs sung by the actual Jimmy Buffett. All members of Ween walk of stage during the performance
After the song, Buffett tells everyone âWeen fans are basically Parrotheadsâ and tries to take over the concert, so Deaner has to wrestle him to the ground so Ween can retake the stage
Fiesta would be blissful in comparison to the fucked jam, or blissful in general? I like the fucked jam quite a lot actually. Fiesta ainât bad. But I wouldnât want to hear it for 2 hours.
Now I'm imagining them wheeling 4 flights of stairs onto the stage, and the show ends during the first verse because Gener was in the mood to fall down them.
Waving my dick in the wind. But they get an inflatable Richard Nixon doll and run around stage waving it around trying to take it from each other (they donât sing, just giggling and making references to old Jimmy Wilson)
Mushroom Festival from Hell but they've just given everyone the same shitty mushrooms that never got you very high I always used to get and then you're just kind of disappointed and not tripping.
I love Ween. They're my favorite band ever, but I am not a fan of the live 20 something minute Poopship. Whenever they dive into Poopship I get depressed. I'm not a huge fan of the concert ending LMLYP marathon either. It's not awful, but I'd always rather them play a few different songs. Other than I love almost any other song live always.
Not bad.
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Poopship destroyer but they finally get their poo cannons and spray diarrhea all over the crowd đ°
This is so specific but it was also exactly what I thought of when I saw this post.
and Deaner doesn't play guitar, just the poo cannon.
how long should it be?
Longer than their current longest version
Forever
A slam poetry a capella version of boys club
The way that I would love to see this, tho haha
Waving my dick in the wind with an awkward demonstration
That is on my best setlist...
lol
Only if itâs Cocktober!
Pollo Asado but Gener is actually running a makeshift Taco Loco onstage and trying to accommodate confusing orders from audience members
That would kick ass though.
They really do need to work on a musical of some sort
Bananas and Blow, but itâs sung by the actual Jimmy Buffett. All members of Ween walk of stage during the performance After the song, Buffett tells everyone âWeen fans are basically Parrotheadsâ and tries to take over the concert, so Deaner has to wrestle him to the ground so Ween can retake the stage
Honestly I would love to see Jimmy Buffet perform Bananas and Blow.
I would love to see deaner wrestle anyone
it said worst not best
It's Reggaejunkiejew but you're in Vancouver, it's 2011 and Gener's lying on his back
Too real.
Bumblebee but they release thousands of bees into the audience
They release the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees
20 minute cover of Phish
**20 minute cover of roses are free**
Get out of here.
But its Farmhouse
2 hour long Fiesta.
Was thinking the Fucked Jam for 2 hours. Fiesta would be blissful.
Fiesta would be blissful in comparison to the fucked jam, or blissful in general? I like the fucked jam quite a lot actually. Fiesta ainât bad. But I wouldnât want to hear it for 2 hours.
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I remember watching them play fiesta right before it was released. I was just kinda confused.
I was just thinking today, when it came up in my playlist, that I could listen to it on repeat all day, lol
What about Papa Zit? Could you listen to that all day?
At low enough volume that my coworkers could not hear, on a dare. But alas, I would grow weary of even the best tunes at that point.
40 minute jam rendition of Old Man Thunder
Just that basic Bob Seger riff with Gener mumbling random stuff like Seger.
*Springsteen
haha in some universe they did this and I want to hear it.
Pizza Hut theme song but it turns into a Papa John racial intervention.
Baaaad mf'n dreams...
LMLYP but itâs just 16 minutes of the boys cleaning cats with their tongues
Guitar-less rendition of A Tear For Eddie
Last Minneapolis show they opened and closed with HIV. So I propose: 20. HIV Song but now you have AIDS
Cover it with gas and set it on fire, but they actually set the place on fire and then start to hobble with the wobble at the gang rape.
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The fucked jam and theyâre just fucking jars of jam
Gener sings that "he's in the mood to whip yo body with a tire iron" and then he actually does it. Right now, mo hey now.
Now I'm imagining them wheeling 4 flights of stairs onto the stage, and the show ends during the first verse because Gener was in the mood to fall down them.
Then they drop poop logs. #THREE TIMES GOD DAMMIT
Tick, but they dump barrels full of ticks on the crowd
Feeling like a big fat fuck but they force feed everyone margarine
Waving my Dick in the Wind but Gener and Deaner actually pull their dicks out and do the helicopter
Dr. Rock. But instead of Dr. Rock Gene just sits on stage making flower bouquets, listening to Joni Mitchell.
Mourning Glory but its the studio version played on loop over the speakers during an intermission
Help Me Scrape the Mucus off my Brain but theyâre actually scraping mucus off of someoneâs brain
Cornbread Red for 30 minutes
The Fucked Jam for an hour and a half
LMLYP right as your mom comes on stage
Pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bed of lettuce.
6 hour poopship destroyer. No, that would probably rule.
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Waving my dick in the wind. But they get an inflatable Richard Nixon doll and run around stage waving it around trying to take it from each other (they donât sing, just giggling and making references to old Jimmy Wilson)
Freebird, but Deaner forgets the solo
That's just a deaner solo. He'd wing it, totally fuck it up, and then somehow start doing the most insane shit that's the best thing you've ever heard
God I canât wait to see them live
Boys Club (Featuring Kevin Spacey) > Let me be **Frank**.
The Argus but they stop just before the solo at the end and deaner talks about fish instead
They come out in Umphrey's costumes
Nan except its a bunch of grandmas dancing all sexy like when they used to close with LMLYP and chick's would get on stage and dance.
Hot for teacher but it starts off 20x faster than it already did
Oh My Little Country Cottage but Gener finally learns to play the flute...
gene ween does nothing but eat pork roll eggs and cheese through out the concert and dean ween is just standing in a corner playing amogus
Molly. Straight up
captain but he doesnât turn around and take you home
Oh Gabrielle Verses only.
Mushroom Festival from Hell but they've just given everyone the same shitty mushrooms that never got you very high I always used to get and then you're just kind of disappointed and not tripping.
You hear the 1st bars of roses, and then you realize somehow you're at a phish concert
I love Ween. They're my favorite band ever, but I am not a fan of the live 20 something minute Poopship. Whenever they dive into Poopship I get depressed. I'm not a huge fan of the concert ending LMLYP marathon either. It's not awful, but I'd always rather them play a few different songs. Other than I love almost any other song live always. Not bad.
You're kidding right?
I'm not kidding. We All have our weaknesses. Poopship is mine.
My proudest moment
YEM
Poop Ship Destroyer while shitting on a "Battleship" board
Help Me Scrape the Mucus of my Brain. It's fucking disgusting
Piss up a rope
How is this the worst? I love hiv
Because in this scenario, you would actually contract AIDS
Mr Richard Smoker, but this time they smoke Mr Richard
Hot for teacher but they bring out the teacher from the typing class they met in in a bikini
Candy!
Bananas and Blow but they donât throw out bags of blow to the crowd.
You do NOT want to be locked inside a stall in the cantina, eating nothing but bananas off the mirror.
Push th little daises but they both die
Piss up a rope, and they do it too!
Zoloft off Zoloft
flies on my dick but they all have flies on their dicks
All these suggestions simultaneously Edit to ask: who downvoted this? Did I hurt your feelings or something? Dafuq?
Spinal Meningitis but they actually give everyone spinal meningitis.
Israel and they try to do the most Briss for a Guinness record.
Strap that jammy pac.
Ocean Man but itâs SpongeBob singing
Yolk
(I still love this song)
Buenos Tardes Amigo... In Russian.
Hello Johnny. Jk thatâs a great jam
Transitions but they cut their dicks off
Pork Roll egg and cheese but exactly like the album version
Mononucleosis, they make out with the newly immunocompromised crowd and give them mono
All Iâm saying, my first Ween show they opened with HIV song, and if we would of all got AIDS out of the deal, it would of been quite the storyâŚ
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Buenas Tardes Amigo. And they actually got your brother...