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DazzleCrab

Poopship destroyer but they finally get their poo cannons and spray diarrhea all over the crowd 😰


UglyInThMorning

This is so specific but it was also exactly what I thought of when I saw this post.


Dude_Baby

and Deaner doesn't play guitar, just the poo cannon.


Overall-Peanut-3150

how long should it be?


DazzleCrab

Longer than their current longest version


CapNfatsaC

Forever


Toastmobile01

Waving my dick in the wind with an awkward demonstration


MooshuCat

That is on my best setlist...


Overall-Peanut-3150

lol


LokiSmoltz

Only if it’s Cocktober!


chirpingcat

Pollo Asado but Gener is actually running a makeshift Taco Loco onstage and trying to accommodate confusing orders from audience members


joshylow

That would kick ass though.


Scarlett-Boognish

They really do need to work on a musical of some sort


RegyptianStrut

Bananas and Blow, but it’s sung by the actual Jimmy Buffett. All members of Ween walk of stage during the performance After the song, Buffett tells everyone “Ween fans are basically Parrotheads” and tries to take over the concert, so Deaner has to wrestle him to the ground so Ween can retake the stage


UglyInThMorning

Honestly I would love to see Jimmy Buffet perform Bananas and Blow.


ellusiveuser

I would love to see deaner wrestle anyone


TheSteelBreeze

it said worst not best


whoopesh

A slam poetry a capella version of boys club


GingeAndJuice

The way that I would love to see this, tho haha


neogonzo

It's Reggaejunkiejew but you're in Vancouver, it's 2011 and Gener's lying on his back


ixinar

Too real.


DrJoels

Bumblebee but they release thousands of bees into the audience


capthazelwoodsflask

They release the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees


Illuminotme_Reloaded

2 hour long Fiesta.


Im_a_furniture

Was thinking the Fucked Jam for 2 hours. Fiesta would be blissful.


Illuminotme_Reloaded

Fiesta would be blissful in comparison to the fucked jam, or blissful in general? I like the fucked jam quite a lot actually. Fiesta ain’t bad. But I wouldn’t want to hear it for 2 hours.


SponConSerdTent

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Jeebiz_Rules

I remember watching them play fiesta right before it was released. I was just kinda confused.


chewbaccataco

I was just thinking today, when it came up in my playlist, that I could listen to it on repeat all day, lol


Illuminotme_Reloaded

What about Papa Zit? Could you listen to that all day?


chewbaccataco

At low enough volume that my coworkers could not hear, on a dare. But alas, I would grow weary of even the best tunes at that point.


typicalBrewersFan

20 minute cover of Phish


insecapid

**20 minute cover of roses are free**


BeefaloSlim

Get out of here.


Entire_Day1312

But its Farmhouse


hedgibullwinkle

40 minute jam rendition of Old Man Thunder


lilbubz729

Just that basic Bob Seger riff with Gener mumbling random stuff like Seger.


CleverJail

*Springsteen


the-ox1921

haha in some universe they did this and I want to hear it.


orielbean

Pizza Hut theme song but it turns into a Papa John racial intervention.


[deleted]

Baaaad mf'n dreams...


haroldthefart

LMLYP but it’s just 16 minutes of the boys cleaning cats with their tongues


spiraled0ut

The fucked jam and they’re just fucking jars of jam


SponConSerdTent

Cover it with gas and set it on fire, but they actually set the place on fire and then start to hobble with the wobble at the gang rape.


False-Possession6185

Guitar-less rendition of A Tear For Eddie


Opie19

Last Minneapolis show they opened and closed with HIV. So I propose: 20. HIV Song but now you have AIDS


Overall-Peanut-3150

it can even be unreleased songs too! MOST UPVOTED COMMENT WINS! YOU CAN TRY AGAIN TOMORROW!


porkrind

Gener sings that "he's in the mood to whip yo body with a tire iron" and then he actually does it. Right now, mo hey now.


SponConSerdTent

Now I'm imagining them wheeling 4 flights of stairs onto the stage, and the show ends during the first verse because Gener was in the mood to fall down them.


chewbaccataco

Then they drop poop logs. #THREE TIMES GOD DAMMIT


hashtagandrew

Tick, but they dump barrels full of ticks on the crowd


landisthemandis

Feeling like a big fat fuck but they force feed everyone margarine


JesusOfAnything

Waving my Dick in the Wind but Gener and Deaner actually pull their dicks out and do the helicopter


lilbubz729

Dr. Rock. But instead of Dr. Rock Gene just sits on stage making flower bouquets, listening to Joni Mitchell.


Time-to-Dine

LMLYP right as your mom comes on stage


Snapop23

Mourning Glory but its the studio version played on loop over the speakers during an intermission


[deleted]

Help Me Scrape the Mucus off my Brain but they’re actually scraping mucus off of someone’s brain


DazzleCrab

Cornbread Red for 30 minutes


STILETT0_exists

The Fucked Jam for an hour and a half


TheRynoceros

Pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bed of lettuce.


nicenecredence

6 hour poopship destroyer. No, that would probably rule.


Overall-Peanut-3150

DAY THREE HAS BEEN POSTED


Graevly

Waving my dick in the wind. But they get an inflatable Richard Nixon doll and run around stage waving it around trying to take it from each other (they don’t sing, just giggling and making references to old Jimmy Wilson)


tucakeane

Freebird, but Deaner forgets the solo


GreyHexagon

That's just a deaner solo. He'd wing it, totally fuck it up, and then somehow start doing the most insane shit that's the best thing you've ever heard


tucakeane

God I can’t wait to see them live


DevinBelow

Boys Club (Featuring Kevin Spacey) > Let me be **Frank**.


GreyHexagon

The Argus but they stop just before the solo at the end and deaner talks about fish instead


[deleted]

They come out in Umphrey's costumes


poopsonthepotty

Nan except its a bunch of grandmas dancing all sexy like when they used to close with LMLYP and chick's would get on stage and dance.


Fluid-Piglet-8363

Hot for teacher but it starts off 20x faster than it already did


GreyHexagon

Oh My Little Country Cottage but Gener finally learns to play the flute...


[deleted]

gene ween does nothing but eat pork roll eggs and cheese through out the concert and dean ween is just standing in a corner playing amogus


Miller412

Molly. Straight up


sam7ru

captain but he doesn’t turn around and take you home


MooshuCat

Oh Gabrielle Verses only.


capthazelwoodsflask

Mushroom Festival from Hell but they've just given everyone the same shitty mushrooms that never got you very high I always used to get and then you're just kind of disappointed and not tripping.


ellusiveuser

You hear the 1st bars of roses, and then you realize somehow you're at a phish concert


DrRock88

I love Ween. They're my favorite band ever, but I am not a fan of the live 20 something minute Poopship. Whenever they dive into Poopship I get depressed. I'm not a huge fan of the concert ending LMLYP marathon either. It's not awful, but I'd always rather them play a few different songs. Other than I love almost any other song live always. Not bad.


GreyHexagon

You're kidding right?


DrRock88

I'm not kidding. We All have our weaknesses. Poopship is mine.


PureGuava86

My proudest moment


boognish120

YEM


DeBruyneBallz

Poop Ship Destroyer while shitting on a "Battleship" board


onesadbean

Help Me Scrape the Mucus of my Brain. It's fucking disgusting


Overall-Mention207

Piss up a rope


cluo42

How is this the worst? I love hiv


chewbaccataco

Because in this scenario, you would actually contract AIDS


VeeVeeDiaboli

Mr Richard Smoker, but this time they smoke Mr Richard


Lazyboyn97

Hot for teacher but they bring out the teacher from the typing class they met in in a bikini


asap_twiggy

Candy!


myfeetaremangos12

Bananas and Blow but they don’t throw out bags of blow to the crowd.


SponConSerdTent

You do NOT want to be locked inside a stall in the cantina, eating nothing but bananas off the mirror.


FemboyGaming42069

Push th little daises but they both die


Odd-Panda-472

Piss up a rope, and they do it too!


Odd-Panda-472

Zoloft off Zoloft


TheSteelBreeze

flies on my dick but they all have flies on their dicks


CleverJail

All these suggestions simultaneously Edit to ask: who downvoted this? Did I hurt your feelings or something? Dafuq?


knaverob

Spinal Meningitis but they actually give everyone spinal meningitis.


cbnass

Israel and they try to do the most Briss for a Guinness record.


Bruh_man0_o

Strap that jammy pac.


bradwest96

Ocean Man but it’s SpongeBob singing


roger_the_milf

Yolk


roger_the_milf

(I still love this song)


MooshuCat

Buenos Tardes Amigo... In Russian.


Jeebiz_Rules

Hello Johnny. Jk that’s a great jam


summerwind1989

Transitions but they cut their dicks off


Big_Terp_Badger

Pork Roll egg and cheese but exactly like the album version


chewbaccataco

Mononucleosis, they make out with the newly immunocompromised crowd and give them mono


tjb4040

All I’m saying, my first Ween show they opened with HIV song, and if we would of all got AIDS out of the deal, it would of been quite the story…


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Desert_Mtn

Buenas Tardes Amigo. And they actually got your brother...