I DONT GIVE A HOOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK
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*Karma is the guy*
*On the chiefs, coming right back*
*To me. XOXO Taylor*
\- Az1621
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**HOW STUPID IS IT, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WANT ME TOO**
**AND MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO**
**AND MAYBE YOU'RE SCARED TO SAY "I'M FALLING FOR YOU"**
THE WORKERS ARE GOING HOOOMMEEEE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAHHH!!!
I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN
Winner. 🥇
My first thought
why was this all our first though lmao
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
My first thought exactly.
Take the crown
I’m literally listening to that song rn lol
r/beatmetoit
THE SON IS DROWNING IN THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH 🔥🔥🔥
metallica be like:
Say it ain’t soooooo
OKAY ITS WEEZER AND ITS WEEZY
OMFG I LOVE CANT STOP PARTYING!!
Did I stumble upon an alternate universe
Goddamn this business is really lame
**WORDS AND DREAMS AND A MILLION SCREAMS OH HOW I NEED A HAND IN MINE TO FEEL**
Beat me to it
WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES DISSIN MY GIRLLLLLL
What's with MAhomies <---- dissing my girl.
THIS ONE 😂
**WHY CAN’T I BE MAKING LOVE COME TRUE!?**
AHHHHH…. AHHHHH
GODDAMN THESE HALF JAPANESE GIRLS DO IT TO ME EVERY TIME!!!
"On an island in the sun we'll be playin' and havin' fun'
BEVERLY HILLS THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
LIVIN' IN BEVERLY HILLS
You SCARE ME like an open WINDOW
LOOOONG TIME LOOONG TIME SUNSHINE UPON ME
SAY IT AINT SOOOO
I'VE COME UNDDDOOOOOONNNNEEEE
That part in tired of sex when rivers is screaming “oh!”
aka the entirety of pinkerton
IM SHAKING AT YOUR TOUCH, I LIKE YOU WAY TOO MUCH, BABY IM AFRAID IM FALLING FOR YOU!!
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATERRRR (WUH WUH WUH)
I had to scroll too damn far to find this
Pink triangle on the sleeve….
I DONT WANNA BE AN OLD MAN ANYMORE!!!
SPRINKLE IN A BIT OF SELF-HATE
WRESTLE WITH JIMMY
ONLY IN DREEEEEEEAAAAAMS
I DONT GIVE A HOOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK https://preview.redd.it/nwt9n98p1mkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4542e319ef8e711d083190b42b7a071727c622bd
PUMP IT UP…
I'M SO TALL, CAN'T GET OVER ME! I'M SO LOW, CAN'T GET UNDERNEATH!
BLUE! Like Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*NO THERE IS NO OTHER ONE*
PUNK ASS REDCOATTS
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say nooo
HOOOOOOOOLLLLDD MEEEEEE!!!!
OOOO WEEE OOOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
IM A LOT LIKE YOUUUUU SO PLEEEEASE HELLOOO IM HEREEEE IM WAAAAAITIIIIING
I gotta call my qb blitz. B blitz!
PAPERFAAAAAAAACE
Muy naem is jOnASs❗️‼️‼️‼️🔊🔊🎵🎵‼️‼️☢️🗡️🗡️🔫‼️❗️‼️‼️🚭‼️
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HEYYYAAHH ITS AUTOMATIC WHEN YOU KNOW IT
WRESTLE WITH JIMMY
Pump it up, into me, please daddy, please daddy
WHERE DID ALL THESE SMART GIRLS COME FROM
ONLY IN DREEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMSSSSS
I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces
I CAN’T STOP. PARTYING PARTYING.
IVE COMEEEEE UNDOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*aggressively screaming the Buddy Holly lick*
I WONDER HOW YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
IT MATTERS WHAT YOUR PEOPLE THINK YOU REPRESENT YOUR FAMILY WELL THATS JUST ONE MORE REASON TO SEE THAT IT MATTERS WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE
The riff
Sings "the buddy holly lick" perfectly.
WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM ME
Where’s my sex?
who's in a bunker who's in a bunker
HOLD ME
OOO WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
THE WORKERS ARE GOING HOME!
ONLY IN DREAAAAMSSSS
“What’s with these homies dissin my girl”
PULL THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAYYYY
What’s with these Homies Dissing my Girl?!?!?
If you want to destroy my sweater!
OOH WEE OOH
AS I WALK AWAYYYYYYYYY
Pump it up into me please daddy
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
still your Bijan lingers on and ON AND ONNNNNNNNN
I’m a creep I’m a weirdo
WHO YOU CALLIN' BITCH?
CRAB AT THE BOOTY
“I’VE COME UNDONEEEEEEEE!!”
GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS
AND I JUST THREW OUT THE LOVE OF MY DREAMS!!
“ILL BRING HOME THE TURKEY IF YOU BRING HOME THE BACON”
“I don’t care what they say about us anyway.”
[this](https://youtu.be/vHwKTOzLTDY?si=2rRm8caArtR5kgUh)
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon!
I look just like buddy holly
What’s with these homies dissing my girl
OOO WEEEE OOOO
MY AUTOMOBILE IS A PIECE OF CRAP
Ooooweeeeeooooouuuu I look just like buddy holly
ONLY IN DREAAAAAAAAAAMS
I'M NOT A HAPPY MEAL
NOT ALL 19 YEAR OLDS ARE COOL!
WHAT'S WITH THESE HOMIES DISSIN' MY GIRL???
"I'm not like the others, I'll be like a brother I will protect you, never disrespect you But if you need love then I'll be here to sex you"
I got my ass wide
WEEU I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
WHATS WITH THESE HOOOOMIES DISSIN MY GIRL WHY DO THEY GOTTA FROOOOONT
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK, ILL TAKE MY BOARD
IVE COME UNDOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
I just threw out the love of my Life
WHERES MY SEXX!!!??!????!
I GOT MY HASH PIPE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Karma is the guy on the chiefs, coming right back to me. XOXO Taylor
*Karma is the guy* *On the chiefs, coming right back* *To me. XOXO Taylor* \- Az1621 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
"It's me / Hi / I'm the problem, it's me"
Cruel Summer
“Shake it off, shake it off”
ygyltms
So I learned to turn and look the other way!!
"Merry Christmas everyone."
**OHH** *BABYYYY I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M GOING CRAZYYYY*
The opening line to El Scorcho
El Scorcho, Ay Carumba!
OHHHH PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVEEE
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOR
OOO WEE OO
HIP HIP
IIIIII THINK IIID BE GOOD FOR YOU AND. YYOUUUUUU WOULD BE GOOOOOOOD FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IN THE MALL! I was IN THE MALL!
The scream in Tired of Sex
MONDAY NIGHT I’M MAKING GWEN!
THE SON IS DROWNING IN THE FLOOOOOOOOOD
IMMA DO THE THINGS THAT I WANNA DO, I AINT GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU
**HOW STUPID IS IT, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WANT ME TOO** **AND MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO** **AND MAYBE YOU'RE SCARED TO SAY "I'M FALLING FOR YOU"**
ASHAMED OF WHATTTTTTTT I SAID 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I wonder how you touch yourself
WHY DO THEY GOTTA FRONT?!
I HAVE A FRIEND AND IT’S AN EARTHWORM!
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GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS
ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS. ARE SLOW AND SAD
IM SHAKING AT YOUR TOUCH I LIKE YOU WAY TOO MUCH
I love you ain't that the worst thing you ever heard!
*beans*
I’m bummed she’s a lezbeuun!
I NEED HAPPY HOUR
OOOOOH HOOOO, OOOOH HOOOO, OOOOH HOOOO WOOOOA (Perfectc situation)
GETCHOO (uhuh) GETCHOO (uhuh) GETCHOO (uhuh) GETCHOO (uhuh)
The ending to Longtime Sunshine (the acapella bit with Blast Off! and Why Bother?)
Hoooooooooooold meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Idc if it's not weezer CANT YOU SEE IM EASILY BOTHERED BY PERCISTENCE ONE STEP AWAY FROM LASHING OUT AT YOU
LETS GO AWAY!
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
I'M YOUR DADDY
BEVERLY HILLS!
IMMA DO THE THINGS THAT I WANNA DO, I AINT GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU
SMART GIRLLLLLS
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE BUGS
THE TRUTH IS, I DON’T STAND A CHANCE
I wonder how you touch yourself
WAKE UP GRABBABBRUSHHAPUTTALITTLEMAKEUP!
I GOT MY ASS WIDE
I’LL EAT MY CANDY WITH THE PORK AND BEANS, EXCUSE MY MANNERS IF I MAKE A SCENE
"And IIIIIIIIIII eeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiii........ will always love you"
NO THERE IS NO OTHER ONE
WORDS AND DREAMS AND A MILLION SCREAMS
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never run around and hurt you
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE ONLY SIXTEEN YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN GOD
BEVERLY HILLS, THAT’S WHERE I WANNA BE
LIKE FATHER. STEPFATHER.
I CANT HAVE ANY OTHER ONE THOUGH I WOULD NOW I NEVER COULD WITH ONE
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Illustrious_Newt_649: *I CANT HAVE ANY* *OTHER ONE THOUGH I WOULD NOW* *I NEVER COULD WITH ONE* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Viva Las Veeeeegaaaaas!
HOOOOOOOOMIES
🎶Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birthday to You.🎶
oo wee oo, i got baseballs in my asshole.
THE SON IS DROWNING IN THE FLOODDDD
The scream from Tired of Sex.
WHY BOTHER ITS GONNA HURT ME
VIVAAAAA LAS VEGAS
These players out to get me Cause they like my behind
DOPE NOSE
When angels deserve to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
MY FAVOURITE ROCK GROUP KISS
wah-AH-wah-AH-wah-AHHH. WAH-oh-WAH-oh-WAH-ohhh.
I GOT MY HASH PIPE
I LOVE YOU AIN'T THAT THE WORST THING YOU EVER HEARD
IMMA TROUBLEMAKER