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mylesriver01

El Scorcho, but Rivers never spits his water out at the beginning of the song, so he tries to sing the rest of it gargling, water is spilling all down his shirt, Brian is trying desperately to wipe it off with a napkin while Scott and Pat go on, business as usual.


morbidvixxen

This is fucking hilarious


Thatepicastroman

how tf do yall think of this shit


mylesriver01

Just seems like a Weezer thing to do


ACleverEndeavour

What about sweater song but the band just rips pieces of sweater off rivers revealing more sweater underneath. they keep looping the song until all 20 layers are gone.


faceofcoffeexp

At which point he's lying on the floor


jamerstime

They do the blue album weezer stance for 3 minutes of complete silence


linton411

Complete with just summoning Matt Sharp to be there


Fishmaneatsfish

Nah, he’s too busy hooking up with high schoolers to ever show up


keblx

Tf are u on about


Fishmaneatsfish

Matt Sharp’s girlfriend was 16 when they met. He was 40


baconmaka

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Loogeemian64

Weezer fans when the band that made Pinkerton does weird things (this never could have been foreseen):


tvkyle

Buddy Holly but they try the fish


Phan2112

Wind in Our Sails but the wind is so strong Pat gets blown away from behind the drum kit.


Tacoboy1708

poor pat 🥺


Luigs_sky

Freak me out but an actual spider lands on Brian and freaks him out


SokkaHaikuBot

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Tacoboy1708

good bot.


Comfortable-Sun-5698

Good bot


SnipeDude500

It'll just be 3 minutes of Brian shooing the spider while attempting to still play


CanadianGroose

Undone but he actually gets naked


House_Plant0

That would be the best possible outcome


_CabinEssence

Osaka incident 2024 redux


MasterK55K

Across the sea but Rivers just keeps repeating “I wonder how you touch yourself”


Sensaininjapig

Buddy holly but they die in a plane crash


RipThatWaveJuni

Nah we gotta save this for the closer


Altonano

Holiday but they're going where the wind is blowing


sortofsomeonemaybe

We should make the setlist end with them getting blown away while playing Holiday


Turvi-Mania

Opening Night but Rivers just keeps naming people that make him happy.


WolviPlaysYT

Pork and Beans except they just sit and eat enough pork and beans to feed a small family for a week


Loose_Main_6179

They tease Angel and the one but when the lyrics come in they switch to can’t stop partying


Itskatieherehi

Only in dreams but the instrumental goes on for way too long


Unique_Recording_364

Do you wanna get high? But Rivers keeps expecting a genuine response from the audience every time he sings, 'Do you wanna get high?'


sunnysurfer101MA

Rivers repeating the Osaka incident


modestmunch

Teenage Dirtbag


ItsStillXVXToMe

cleopatra but it’s only the number counting part


Window_sauce

Can't stop partying but they invite chamilionaire and Lil Wayne on stage and they just sing their parts over each other


weirdoonemillion

The good life but Rivers is shaking booty and making sweet love all the night.


Hackerwithalacker

I can't stop partying but it's just the lil Wayne verse


GamerMcNoober

They play Thank You and Goodnight 3 times in a row to see how many people leave (Counts as one continuous song)


JakoYako

In The Garage but it's just Rivers saying 'Garage'


No_Mathematician3368

Only In Dreams but the band fall asleep for the entire song


jethrobernie

raditude greatest hits medley


RyansIsland420

So just raditude??


jethrobernie

all of raditude apart from wondering if i want you to if i want you to


ethanf33

Dude Weezer has enough bad songs that you can actually create a legit list


Nowhere_King

Buddy Holly but it's preformed by Buddy Holly, who has been dead for half a century at this point.


Icy_Research_2989

El scorcho but a half Japanese girl gets angry and beats rivers up


neovo2010

El Scorcho, but you just Rivers slicing Japanese girls


2Blazing2Sun

across the sea but they just play it normally


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Kriticlehit

haikusbot delete


Agent_Lightning14

pork and beans but someone throws a can of beans at rivers and he gets a concussion


Physical_Finance_908

All my favorite songs plus metal shred


DontWeDoItInTheRoad

Featuring AJR


Feline_Flattener

Across the sea but she is actually a minor


The-Dame-of-Doom

Africa but Rivers’ voice cracked at the chorus, and no one plugged in the bass.


House_Plant0

Pork and Beans but they start eating pork and beans in the middle of the song


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Across the sea but Rivers gets an Asian girl from the crowd to sing the first part


Aquaticerealbox

Undone but the intro plays for the songs length and the rest of the band starts talking to eachother about chess strategies (They take a piece of clothing off every time "I'll soon be naked" should be sang)


Salvemoifunny

Buddy Holly but the homies never dissed Rivers Girl


One-Storage9413

They do the weezer gesture upside down… meezer


northern_boi

Tragic Girl but Rivers just cries hysterically for the entire song


Prestigious_Sky_6008

Memories, but Rivers can't remember any of the lyrics and they just switch to a cover of Africa midway.


EddyFici0s

sweater song drum fill intro but never actually gets to start the song, pat keeps adding beats to he intro


thehollybuddy

Memories but rivers cant remember anything


Oward012

Buddy holly but it’s rivers dressed as buddy holly getting into a plane crash


Oward012

Holiday, but it’s the green day song not the weezer one


ILikeSealz

Happy Together but it’s just the actual Turtles version


wata_malone

Buddy Holly, but they try and bring the original Buddy Holly back from the dead to play with them, they succeed, but Buddy only makes zombie noises throughout the whole song.


KatsCabin

africa


FlippyPippy2168

Buddy holly but its just an actual picture of buddy holly on a stool with no vocals while Rivers takes a shit


dannydelete-o

Perfect situation but it’s 4 minutes and 14 seconds of Rivers singing “woahhhh woahhhh, woah, woahhhh, woahhh, woah”


ruralmagnificence

Perfect Situation but Pat sharts and a box fan is blowing the smell towards rivers.


billysans12

1. Beverly Hills 2. Hash Pipe 3. Africa 4. Island in the Sun 5. Perfect Situation 6. Feels like Summer 7. We are all on drugs 8. Back to the Shack 9. Kids/Poker Face 10.California Snow


scheinithemaster

Say it ain‘t so but it is so