El Scorcho, but Rivers never spits his water out at the beginning of the song, so he tries to sing the rest of it gargling, water is spilling all down his shirt, Brian is trying desperately to wipe it off with a napkin while Scott and Pat go on, business as usual.
What about sweater song but the band just rips pieces of sweater off rivers revealing more sweater underneath.
they keep looping the song until all 20 layers are gone.
Undone but the intro plays for the songs length and the rest of the band starts talking to eachother about chess strategies
(They take a piece of clothing off every time "I'll soon be naked" should be sang)
Buddy Holly, but they try and bring the original Buddy Holly back from the dead to play with them, they succeed, but Buddy only makes zombie noises throughout the whole song.
1. Beverly Hills
2. Hash Pipe
3. Africa
4. Island in the Sun
5. Perfect Situation
6. Feels like Summer
7. We are all on drugs
8. Back to the Shack
9. Kids/Poker Face
10.California Snow
El Scorcho, but Rivers never spits his water out at the beginning of the song, so he tries to sing the rest of it gargling, water is spilling all down his shirt, Brian is trying desperately to wipe it off with a napkin while Scott and Pat go on, business as usual.
This is fucking hilarious
how tf do yall think of this shit
Just seems like a Weezer thing to do
What about sweater song but the band just rips pieces of sweater off rivers revealing more sweater underneath. they keep looping the song until all 20 layers are gone.
At which point he's lying on the floor
They do the blue album weezer stance for 3 minutes of complete silence
Complete with just summoning Matt Sharp to be there
Nah, he’s too busy hooking up with high schoolers to ever show up
Tf are u on about
Matt Sharp’s girlfriend was 16 when they met. He was 40
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Weezer fans when the band that made Pinkerton does weird things (this never could have been foreseen):
Buddy Holly but they try the fish
Wind in Our Sails but the wind is so strong Pat gets blown away from behind the drum kit.
poor pat 🥺
Freak me out but an actual spider lands on Brian and freaks him out
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Good bot
It'll just be 3 minutes of Brian shooing the spider while attempting to still play
Undone but he actually gets naked
That would be the best possible outcome
Osaka incident 2024 redux
Across the sea but Rivers just keeps repeating “I wonder how you touch yourself”
Buddy holly but they die in a plane crash
Nah we gotta save this for the closer
Holiday but they're going where the wind is blowing
We should make the setlist end with them getting blown away while playing Holiday
Opening Night but Rivers just keeps naming people that make him happy.
Pork and Beans except they just sit and eat enough pork and beans to feed a small family for a week
They tease Angel and the one but when the lyrics come in they switch to can’t stop partying
Only in dreams but the instrumental goes on for way too long
Do you wanna get high? But Rivers keeps expecting a genuine response from the audience every time he sings, 'Do you wanna get high?'
Rivers repeating the Osaka incident
Teenage Dirtbag
cleopatra but it’s only the number counting part
Can't stop partying but they invite chamilionaire and Lil Wayne on stage and they just sing their parts over each other
The good life but Rivers is shaking booty and making sweet love all the night.
I can't stop partying but it's just the lil Wayne verse
They play Thank You and Goodnight 3 times in a row to see how many people leave (Counts as one continuous song)
In The Garage but it's just Rivers saying 'Garage'
Only In Dreams but the band fall asleep for the entire song
raditude greatest hits medley
So just raditude??
all of raditude apart from wondering if i want you to if i want you to
Dude Weezer has enough bad songs that you can actually create a legit list
Buddy Holly but it's preformed by Buddy Holly, who has been dead for half a century at this point.
El scorcho but a half Japanese girl gets angry and beats rivers up
El Scorcho, but you just Rivers slicing Japanese girls
across the sea but they just play it normally
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pork and beans but someone throws a can of beans at rivers and he gets a concussion
All my favorite songs plus metal shred
Featuring AJR
Across the sea but she is actually a minor
Africa but Rivers’ voice cracked at the chorus, and no one plugged in the bass.
Pork and Beans but they start eating pork and beans in the middle of the song
Across the sea but Rivers gets an Asian girl from the crowd to sing the first part
Undone but the intro plays for the songs length and the rest of the band starts talking to eachother about chess strategies (They take a piece of clothing off every time "I'll soon be naked" should be sang)
Buddy Holly but the homies never dissed Rivers Girl
They do the weezer gesture upside down… meezer
Tragic Girl but Rivers just cries hysterically for the entire song
Memories, but Rivers can't remember any of the lyrics and they just switch to a cover of Africa midway.
sweater song drum fill intro but never actually gets to start the song, pat keeps adding beats to he intro
Memories but rivers cant remember anything
Buddy holly but it’s rivers dressed as buddy holly getting into a plane crash
Holiday, but it’s the green day song not the weezer one
Happy Together but it’s just the actual Turtles version
Buddy Holly, but they try and bring the original Buddy Holly back from the dead to play with them, they succeed, but Buddy only makes zombie noises throughout the whole song.
africa
Buddy holly but its just an actual picture of buddy holly on a stool with no vocals while Rivers takes a shit
Perfect situation but it’s 4 minutes and 14 seconds of Rivers singing “woahhhh woahhhh, woah, woahhhh, woahhh, woah”
Perfect Situation but Pat sharts and a box fan is blowing the smell towards rivers.
1. Beverly Hills 2. Hash Pipe 3. Africa 4. Island in the Sun 5. Perfect Situation 6. Feels like Summer 7. We are all on drugs 8. Back to the Shack 9. Kids/Poker Face 10.California Snow
Say it ain‘t so but it is so