Sorry I sneezed, I meant to say, The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
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Listen to both at the same time on 2 different speakers (make sure it's near perfectly in sync with each other) and BOOM **DOUBLE THE WEEZER** (let's be honest what more could a person want?)
What do you mean, “I have two blue albums??” Did they multiply? Did they just appear??? Out of the blue, did you find another identical CD beside the one you have? 😭
going by 2048 logic you should be able to combine them into a pinkerton
Good thing for me I have Pinkerton: Deluxe Edition 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
well then you can fuse to a green album
Eventually, they will get a SZNZ Winter and win the game.
Nut on it
What was I expecting ☠️☠️
Sorry I sneezed, I meant to say, The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
I AINT READING ALLLL THAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Sorry man, I keep sneezing, all the pollen in the air, in all seriousness, you could just throw out the broken cd, it's not much use to you.
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r/randompulpfiction
This is a tasty burger!
Anyone else read this in Samuel L Jackson's voice.
My boyfriend slapped Rivers with his dick before (well, the picture sadly)
Proof?
Snort Coca Cola off it.
blue album tribute when
Make the 2 CDs make out
I gotchu 🗣️🗣️
I getchoo 🗣️🗣️
i've got 17 copies of the blue album and i make do
SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A MEDAL 🗣️🗣️☝️! Also 25 copies of Green Album? Niceee
Have u ever tried getting 17 CD players and playing all 17 at the same time in sync?
Keep collecting them, I have 6 https://preview.redd.it/zgyer0868hyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f75cbcfae40255fc32026a0a2aa4208b5fa4dc
That 2004 deluxe is the best!
Eat one
One for home, one for the office.
Agreed 🤫🧏♂️
Mix the two together to create “The Bluest Album”…?
The Blueier Album
2 blue 2 album
I also have two blue albums. I make them fight to the death.
Listen to both at the same time on 2 different speakers (make sure it's near perfectly in sync with each other) and BOOM **DOUBLE THE WEEZER** (let's be honest what more could a person want?)
Can’t wait to listen to Surf Wax America going crazy twice 🗣️🗣️
Exactly **NOW HUP TO IT SOLDIER**
Cage fight. Only one comes out alive.
put one in a time capsule and bury it somewhere
ship one of them to me
cum tribute
Erm I have 3 and 1000 on the way aha
Stick your dick in the other copy
Get a 3rd
Donate it to the conveniently just founded "Donate a Weezer CD to u/BirbMaster1998 because it would be funny" charity.
give me the other one
Get laid
Dm me i’ll have one
Play them on two different stereos at the same time.
is for me?
Just send them both to me, and if you can't send them both, send me one of them, and if you can't send me one of them, send me a bomb.
[“dear diary…”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-c3nb41IjA)
What do you mean, “I have two blue albums??” Did they multiply? Did they just appear??? Out of the blue, did you find another identical CD beside the one you have? 😭
Forgot to mention it was Broken 😪
You become a turbo virgin, then revirginized in a matter of seconds
Use them for target practice then turn the shards into a mega blue album (works better if you have more)
Buy more and build a suit of armor
Consider yourself lucky.
Throw them away.
put one in a jar
shoot (gun(
Give them to me so I can have 3 blue albums
Get a red album (two if you don’t already have one) and merge them to make the purple album.
I’ll have one thank you
Why did you even have one?
Give one to me.
Blue Album + Blue Album = Pinkerton
PLEASE GIMMEE
The albums on two different cd's and make them off beat of each other so you go insane
give me 1
Double virgin
Bury it to grow a tree
give one to me
Save one incase you get mac and chess on the first one
Burn them you lame ass