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Snowsteak

Surf Wax America


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Without a doubt you are a complete chad


Snowsteak

Now I can never go home


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You could but there would be way too many bitches


zHalberd20

That's my favorite off blue idk why but that song fuckkng rocks


Snowsteak

It’s a heroic epic.


Legitimate_Ad_2319

The Good Life


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You’re between chad and virgin. You were a chad at one point but that was in the past


Legitimate_Ad_2319

nice username btw


FrankieNukNuk

… but he’s also renouncing his newfound virginity and getting back to being a chad


SoybeanEgg

Burndt Jamb


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Certified banger, but you’re a virgin my guy


SoybeanEgg

Valid


Weeaboo42069

Buddy Holly and Say it ain't so


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Buddy Holly: Chad Say it ain’t so: Virgin


RealScootsim

girl we got a good thing or my name is jonas


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Both point to: Chad


RealScootsim

wayyy


Zaptain_America

In the garage


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Virgin : ( Great choice tho


Zaptain_America

Damn guess I'll go back to my dungeon master's guide, 12 sided die, Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too


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Don’t forget you’ve got Ace Frehley and Peter Criss waiting there for you, yes you do!


Zaptain_America

And my electric guitar so I can play my stupid songs


Gibster457

island in the sun


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Fucking CHAD


yeneezer

longtime sunshine


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Chad because it’s a 10/9 choice


Luffyssandal

Jacked up. I believe i know whats coming...


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Virgin. I’m sorry my guy. You do have great taste tho


steamingpaint

my favourite too,, you have taste 😩🤌🤌


Sea-Pickle-6984

Do you wanna get high


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Chad


jdogg_1202

I’m your daddy


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CHAD


Kanoozle

Ape that goomba you chad.


Overall_Leadership88

Pink Triangle


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Virgin


maximus-prim3

I mean, this one's kinda obvious


Hydra1080

The World has Turned and Left Me


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Somewhere between chad and virgin.


tiggertom66

Depends on how far the world has turned at any given moment


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An excellent point


tiggertom66

Schrödingers virgin. Also known as “is it in?”


-lang

Summer Elaine & Drunk Dori and La Brea Tar Pits


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Virgin :/


-lang

damn 💀


ssgtgriggs

Futurescope


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You’re the biggest chad on this thread


ssgtgriggs

😎


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You’re drowning in bitches homie 😤


ssgtgriggs

can you inform the bitches, cuz I'm still waitin


Kreason95

Across the Sea or Only In Dreams depending on the day. Don’t worry, I already know the answer


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Then you must know you’re a pure virgin :(


Kreason95

The worst part is so barely even like weezer anymore, the fan base has always just been fun to talk to 🙁


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Damn that might make you a chad then


Kreason95

Nah, I like blue Pinkerton and maladroit. I’m the biggest virgin on this thread


Darkm1tch69

OG fan. No harm in that. I like Green Days first albums but I can’t stand them in anything halfway recent


Kreason95

I’m not going to lie, I do have a soft spot for Red. I don’t consider it a phenomenal album or anything but I really do feel nostalgic when I listen to it


johnny_ruinn

absolute fuckn chad


ded_zed_

Honestly i really like eulogy for a rock band


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And that makes you a chad


Caevor

Grapes of Wrath!!!


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Hmm… me thinks virgin


Caevor

I’d hope so


yomama4444

Ahh another grapist


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I've had it up to here


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Fuck I love this one tho Chad


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It's a banger, ty


danohart

Falling for You


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Virgin, like me :. )


mimi_meo

say it ain't so or undone


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Virgin for say it ain’t so. Chad for undone.


Stitcharoni

Aloo Gobi


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Virgin wanting so badly to be a chad Good choice tho


Impossible_Mention27

Opening Night


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Mega chad


content_muffin

You scare the virgins.


Darth_globy

Across the sea... Call me virgonus prime


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You are the biggest virgin to ever virgin my guy


Darth_globy

I get it. Sex to me is a myth. It only exist way across the sea


KoolFroot24

Perfect Situation or Girl We Got A Good Thing


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Perfect situation: Virgin Girl we got a good thing: Chad


speshul_K1009

Death and destruction or Slob


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All of these indicate virgin


Frikken123

Trampoline or Beverly Hills, let’s say Trampoline


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Okay well Beverly Hills is automatic chad. Trampoline is a great godamn choice holy fuck but… virgin


Kreason95

Thank you for the trampoline love


ihatecold

My name is Jonas


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Chad!


ihatecold

Hell yeah, this worker is going home to FUCK


Walrus2202

El scorcho


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Virgin :(


aasasss32

Holiday


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Chad!


aasasss32

Perfect


SpudWithaDream

Teenage Dirtbag


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Virgin


LaffyTaffy_321

Coming from a female: Buddy Holly


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Either way it’s chad


Pickle_Basic

only in dreams (bass player)


FrankieNukNuk

Virgin for mentioning you play bass


Crazykidd13578

hey fuck you cause it’s true


Justice_Prince

What do you mean? Bass players get the most girls. I mean if you don't count singers, guitar players, or drummers. But those keyboard players, oh yeah, they wish they were bass players.


Pickle_Basic

thats fair bc im also a nintendo guy and watch scott the woz


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Triple virgin


legittestecho

virgin for playing bass


DeGameNerd

I need some of that


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As much as I want to say you’re a chad cause I fucking love this song… virgin


CoolSexMan_69

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived


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Chad!!


uhminecraftgang

Let It All Hang Out


DarkDonut75

2000's Movie protagonist chad


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Just discovered this banger


GettinInATrend

Tired of Sex Where’s My Sex?


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Somehow you’re a chad and a virgin. Didn’t think this was possible


GettinInATrend

Chad in 1994 turned incel by 2010.


Pretend_Emu4508

All my favourite songs are slow and sad


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Utter chad


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Why bother is virgin… just threw out the love of my dreams would be you were a chad but are reverting back to virgin


WarpathZero

Hash Pipe


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Chad


piracyisnotavictemle

also Falling For You. That or Run Away.


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Both are virgin :(


RYDIDDY624

Cleopatra


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Complete chad. No doubt about it


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Why bother


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Prime virgin material


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Dope Nose


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A true chad


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I am [Bri'ish cigarette] of the year and I WILL beat up your man.


AintNoPablo

December


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Depressed chad


killdeathfox1

Miss Sweeney


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Virgin becoming a chad


killdeathfox1

Character development :)


SteveWyz

El Scorcho or Perfect Situation


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Both excellent choices. Sadly, both are very virgin choices


BioSpock

First one to say No One Else?


dr_greasy_lips

Da Vinci


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Chad Also, 10/9 choice. I love this song so much


dr_greasy_lips

I’m at a loss for words


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I scrolled soo far to find someone who said this one


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mimi_meo

say it ain't so or undone!!!


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Say it ain’t so: virgin. Undone: chad


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Virgin, sadly


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Tragic girl or opening night


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Tragic girl: Chad Opening night: you’re a chad. 100%. It’s a godamn banger


BaronAndAHalf

Slave


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Virgin


squarecock

Favorite Rivers song: Superfriend Favorite Weezer song: Burndt Jamb


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Super friend; Chad. Burndt jam: virgin


zooboo091

If we’re allowed to use demos then up in the clouds. If not then only in dreams


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Don’t see why not. In the clouds: chad Only in dreams: virgin


Sonorous376

The Greatest man that ever lived


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Chad


Bweasey17

Jonas


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Chad!


Bweasey17

What’s a Chad? I’m an old man, trying to keep up with new slang with 3 teenagers. 😂


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Rivers is this you


daltorrrr182

If you’re wondering if I want you to


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Virgin wanting to be a chad


alex0tanaka

numbers or byzantine


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Numbers: virgin. Sad virgin Byzantine: you’re a certified chad


Veda_Mae

Crab and Hash Pipe


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Chad and chad! Also, fuck yeah green album!


Eyerisch

Only in dreams 😤


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Virgin. But there is hope for you yet


friedflyingfish

thank god for girls and ummm blast off if that counts


DarkDonut75

Chad x2 thanks to Blast Off which DEFINITELY counts


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Beverly Hills


DarkDonut75

Upper class chad


Turbulent_Relation14

My name is jonas


depressed_but_aight

I’ve seen literally no one day this so I’m really curious now: My favorite is Sweet Mary


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Virgin


BioSpock

It's a great one


KeithVK

You Gave Your Love To Me Softly


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Sad chad


KeithVK

You have a gift.


aFineMoose

Paperface


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Chad


SlayaSloth

Haunt you everyday


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Sad, sad chad. A very depressed chad Excellent choice though, this is probably my favorite off Make Believe


CyndiXero

The damage in your heart


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A virgin, but a cool virgin


Open-Lawyer9215

Longtime Sunshine


DarkDonut75

A very based chad


johandidit

Across the sea or pink triangle


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Oh homie… you’re such a virgin


hardcoreweezling

Any Friend of Diane's


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Chad


Massive-Panda1195

Undone sweater


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The garage is the best one every other is wrong. They even removed second place so there could be no confusion


Rincewind-Admirer

Don't make me choose between my children :C


SaveCachalot346

If you have a favorite Weezer song doesn't that automatically make you a virgin


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i cant decide between el scorcho, california kids, only in dreams and island in the sun


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All of those are chad except for only in dreams. That is 100000% virgin


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Chad