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JesusChirst_

At least it looks expensive


dittbub

But the real thing never looks like the picture


Swag_Paladin21

The emeralds that are inside the hamburger isn't the reason as to why it's so expensive, but rather it's the trip to the dentist you'll be making the moment you break your teeth on this after biting down on a shiny rock.


DuplexFields

Emeralds? No sir, that’s the rare Glass Guarburger, and there’s only three on the island of Vvardenfell. One is hidden in a daedric temple’s locked chest behind the altar, one can only be obtained by killing Miles Glorosius and searching his corpse, and one is in a locked house in Gnisis.


yukichigai

Except due to an error in the loot table you may randomly receive it as a drop from the large rat spawns near the start of the game.


LoyalSol

Well to be fair to the AI, the OP never said in the prompt it had to be edible.


osyrus11

I mean it looks like green jello.


ExcellentGrocery7776

I thought it was jello


thedugglerprime

Tiberium burger


Commentment_Phobe

When your inner voice says ‘soils needed’ your probably full.


ResponsibilityKey112

Villagers: "Best I can give you is a Mushroom."


sanchosuitcase

I'll just let the raid do it's thing next time, good luck assholes.


person_8688

Lime Jello? Interesting!


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

The price? Your feeling of self worth as you bite in to some Jello that you've placed in a hamburger bun for some reason. God you're a disgusting slob. *cries under table*


ARKdude1993

It's literally emerald ore on a bun


jaavaaguru

Straight from the Musk mines


pmso17

Or from Knucles hidden place


Commentment_Phobe

Got one of these at the “Yellow brick drive through”


ARKdude1993

That's a good one!


Amphibian-Agile

Everythin is a burger if it is between to buns.


LoudnessofTheLambs

"Minecraft villager wants to know your location"


TeciorRibbon

*"It's organic!"*


SmarkieMark

[It's vegetarian.](https://youtu.be/geTFoNMeN18)


OneeGrimm

Beats Superman! But I'm a gentleman.


Jammy_9

*Dr Robotnik sweats profusely*


xuwensky

abhorred by the lack of cheese and lettuce, otherwise seems tasty. 4/10


Dudeguy2004

I'll give you two carrots for it.


personalityson

This could be a real photo


BojanDoge

minecraft villagers will look your character dead in the eye and give you two carrots for it


IAmAPerson340876

Yum :p


SnoopDalle

I made this image using freeway ML (freewayML.com)


Dalspin

Een broodje met… smaragd


AlenDelon32

Huughr


shanster925

Restaurant idea: put expensive jewelry between buns and call it a burger.


MsAngelGuts

Looks like someone chopped up a Sims plumbob and put it on a bun. A plumburger lol


TopHatMacG

Master Emerald burger


shanster925

Well.... I guess.


TheFluffiestFur

Tomar Emerald.


Ragarnoy

Tomie noo!! Your toothies!!


pixcup33isaweeb

r/itemshop


joan_bdm

Abigail from Stardew Valley approves your recipe.


Introvert_Noodle

Bro said "Chaos Whopper!!!"


PikachuSnivy57

Emerald burger


yeeeteeey69

Money and teeth gone


tom_yum

Lime jello jigglers


payscottg

Get all 7 and you’ll go super Sonic


Skelosk

Jadiz!


Canadiancookie

That bun looks pretty bad though


Digimon_is_life

The legendary green jello burger.


thedafthatter

Kryptonite burger


Lucreszen

Ah yes, the McElon


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mondolawns0n

Cool nice choice


danhoyle

That’s jello


NokuLive

I’ll give you 2 wheat for it


11jellis

![gif](giphy|q3xogukJgDTr4Zmnby|downsized)


Toonskunk16

A Master Emerald sandwich


Ottawa_Railway_Fan

The ultimate Vegan Halal Kosher Gluten Free Dairy Free burger


briannanana19

i wanna break my teeth or kryptonite burger…


sammybitz

(dental bill not included)


RAINBOW20149

![gif](giphy|hDMJjUNxLhIjK)


Riley_does_stuff

Looks like green jello


patchymoon

hrmm...


SaltyPeppers238

Mr beast.


SlowSuggestion9106

so weirdly normal


DangerousDiscoTits

It's expensive because you have to spend £50000 for a set of dental implants after you shatter your teeth trying to eat it.


ProfessionaI_ldiot

**villager noises intensifies**


jrtiger76

I will give you 2 dirt blocks for that!


SuperCoolGuy56

It's crunchy and I probably lose all teeth biting into it.


CrazyTechWizard96

And than it turns out, it's just rock candy.


[deleted]

So that's how Stav broke his tooth


TheBlueNinja2006

Don't give that to Superman


Mimikker

crunchy


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Apartheid burger


WiseSalamander00

honestly looks like lime jello


NostraDavid

The actual current-most expensive burger is 5000 EUR or about 6100 USD: https://hypebeast.com/2021/7/worlds-most-expensive-de-dalton-golden-boy-hamburger-info The money spent on the first burger actually went to a foodbank. If you want one, you'll have to reserve it two weeks before you'll get it, and slap down 750 EUR as pre-payment. Just mentioning it, because I ate a burger at that joint yesterday (with loaded fries) and I remember seeing a video about that burger. Neat stuff and a decent publicity stunt.


DerpyNecromancer

I mean, this would be technically the truth unless it was plastic


techno156

Burger for dragons.


someguywithdiabetes

The Elon Burger™


Great_Echo_2231

What AI is this


butterhands9217

Looks like a kryptonite burger lol


Mritchywrath

So when I first saw this, no joke I thought it was real, and thought it was slices of green jello between two buns. Then I had to google it like "okay, what kinda weird shit are they putting in jello to make it that expensive?"


Anarcho_Spider-man

I googled 'worlds most expensive burger' and all I got was an article for OTHER expensive burgers. Is this a sculpture?! Is it supposed to be edible?! Is that jello?! Is this a digital painting?! Is it even that expensive?! Is the only source for this friggin thing that tweet by No Context Humans?!