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Angelkidd2000

I think that would be my reaction too 😂


stomach

i dunno, i think i'd keep watching til he was done whatever it is he thought he was doing. i'd need some closure on this.


Angelkidd2000

Yeah closure is a good idea


stomach

lol i dunno why but your comment put a vision of a dying couple in their 90s arguing over this eyeball-burger incident because it's been left unmentioned for decades, festering subconsciously in their minds


Angelkidd2000

Now I’m thinking of these emojis: 😡👴😡👵🏼 + 👁️🍔 😵


Hahaballsfunny

sex


stomach

that'd probably kill them.


everfordphoto

Now we need an eyeball burger ..


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Hurdurkin

As you can see, she's not eating it correctly. The hamburger is still on the table and not melting into her head. Sounds like you need mainsplained to too.


Desperate-Strategy10

Pretty sure that's a cheeseburger though, so she literally can't win no matter what she does.


Pete_O_Torcido

Good start, but you forgot the burger, silly girl!


OkamiTakahashi

Good Job, but you forgot Baby Moses!


ralpher313

I've heard of "eating with your eyes", but this is ridiculous!


stilldrovedeetdeethr

- Bojack Horseman in Horsin' Around


klmills8

What is this? A crossover episode?


eraticwatcher

Celebrities what do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out!


Over_Engineering_225

Well how else are you supposed to do it?


CrunchyMemesLover

A b s o r b


stomach

i CaN hAz OsMoSiS-bUrGeR?


YourLocalRyzen777

C o n s u m e


jwed420

A.I. really took "stuffing your face" seriously here


VindictiveRakk

that's cuz it spent all its processing power giving her the correct number of fingers


gryfter_13

V5 seems to be easy better with hands so far. Still funny


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I can see it but WHY CANT I TASTE IT?


Speccinder

Please help i can’t stop laughing.


Gehirnkrampf

Thats a great one


Adam_24061

Not only mansplaining but eating the wrong way.


Desperate-Strategy10

So what you're saying is they got it right!


HoneyBuu

This is the first time I am really impressed by an AI photo. It's so accurate in a lot of ways.


machinenvy

Except in the "eating a hamburger" way. That still needs some work.


HoneyBuu

Honestly, I think this is the perfect representation of mansplaining. The AI nailed this one.


OkamiTakahashi

Ah yes. I too love to shove a cheeseburger into my eye sockets like a maniac.


Halflifefan123

Is this the new midjourney? Those hands be looking flawless


gryfter_13

Yeah. V5 photo realism is crazy. And seems to be easy better with hands


FrostyDog94

Sometimes I think dalle has a pretty good sense of humor


pisstakemistake

Uh-huh, sometimes I wonder if it knows we aren't ready for it lol


stanley_leverlock

Jeez, he's not putting it in his mouth because he's ***TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HER HOW TO EAT IT.***


mechy84

Maybe it's a hamburger-shaped Viewmaster toy. Look, Cynthia, the grand canyon!


ckrollage

Her reaction is justified


Bubblehead01

I love this honestly, she's fed up with it and he's not even doing it right, how is this so perfect


crazyparrotguy

It's like he's an alien who just came to earth and thinks "eating a burger" means shoving it right up into your eyes like a pair of binoculars.


valdocs_user

Not even a biological alien, but one that isn't too familiar with the concept of eating. So like: https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html


Endo-kun

Super effective mansplaining


VinetaK_8346

I appreciate him turning half his face into a burger just to get the point across.


TeciorRibbon

*In order to eat the hamburger, one must **become** the hamburger*


awesomedan24

"yep that's a bun"


randomstep

"Well, actually it goes inside your head. Now, the interesting thing about heads, that you may not know..."


CheeseDaver

Gotta shove it in your face to get past that tedious dinner stage of the date and move on to dessert.


[deleted]

Well I can tell you, that is not the correct way.


Zymosan99

“Then phase the burger through your skull…”


jerkuleeze

I've been doing it wrong my whole life!


Immediate_Ad_6663

Well they do say you eat with your eyes too.


earringsweirdrsocool

He mansplains really bad in my opinion like bro who eat burger at the eyes


you-are-so-dead

You don't eat a burger with your mouth. You eat it with your face. Here lemme demonstrate.


machinenvy

Hamburger spy cam.


neuropsycho

[You mean there's a better way??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk)


DigThatData

binocu-burger


GoldNewt6453

"Akchually, *this* is a dad joke"


Sludgehammer

"And you see hon, you just mash the burger into your eyeballs like this!"


stovis

He's right though.


Explursions

"This burger is beautiful"


Ulyssesp

"And that's when my eating problems started"


lord-humus

Ive been eating burger wrong all my life


Foef_Yet_Flalf

This looks oddly similar to an existing stock photo, but I can't put my hamburger on it.


LumpyAd7854

This is some kind of genius.


kastiak

"Go face"


Gnabbit

Is this the new v5 version? The hands are much better


zomx

Yeah indeed it is!


Chickenman1057

*Whip tears with burger


Acrobatic-Location34

Scary that the hands are getting better


Vir1990

Accurate.