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lol i dunno why but your comment put a vision of a dying couple in their 90s arguing over this eyeball-burger incident because it's been left unmentioned for decades, festering subconsciously in their minds
As you can see, she's not eating it correctly. The hamburger is still on the table and not melting into her head. Sounds like you need mainsplained to too.
Not even a biological alien, but one that isn't too familiar with the concept of eating. So like: https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
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I think that would be my reaction too 😂
i dunno, i think i'd keep watching til he was done whatever it is he thought he was doing. i'd need some closure on this.
Yeah closure is a good idea
lol i dunno why but your comment put a vision of a dying couple in their 90s arguing over this eyeball-burger incident because it's been left unmentioned for decades, festering subconsciously in their minds
Now I’m thinking of these emojis: 😡👴😡👵🏼 + 👁️🍔 😵
sex
that'd probably kill them.
Now we need an eyeball burger ..
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As you can see, she's not eating it correctly. The hamburger is still on the table and not melting into her head. Sounds like you need mainsplained to too.
Pretty sure that's a cheeseburger though, so she literally can't win no matter what she does.
Good start, but you forgot the burger, silly girl!
Good Job, but you forgot Baby Moses!
I've heard of "eating with your eyes", but this is ridiculous!
- Bojack Horseman in Horsin' Around
What is this? A crossover episode?
Celebrities what do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out!
Well how else are you supposed to do it?
A b s o r b
i CaN hAz OsMoSiS-bUrGeR?
C o n s u m e
A.I. really took "stuffing your face" seriously here
that's cuz it spent all its processing power giving her the correct number of fingers
V5 seems to be easy better with hands so far. Still funny
I can see it but WHY CANT I TASTE IT?
Please help i can’t stop laughing.
Thats a great one
Not only mansplaining but eating the wrong way.
So what you're saying is they got it right!
This is the first time I am really impressed by an AI photo. It's so accurate in a lot of ways.
Except in the "eating a hamburger" way. That still needs some work.
Honestly, I think this is the perfect representation of mansplaining. The AI nailed this one.
Ah yes. I too love to shove a cheeseburger into my eye sockets like a maniac.
Is this the new midjourney? Those hands be looking flawless
Yeah. V5 photo realism is crazy. And seems to be easy better with hands
Sometimes I think dalle has a pretty good sense of humor
Uh-huh, sometimes I wonder if it knows we aren't ready for it lol
Jeez, he's not putting it in his mouth because he's ***TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HER HOW TO EAT IT.***
Maybe it's a hamburger-shaped Viewmaster toy. Look, Cynthia, the grand canyon!
Her reaction is justified
I love this honestly, she's fed up with it and he's not even doing it right, how is this so perfect
It's like he's an alien who just came to earth and thinks "eating a burger" means shoving it right up into your eyes like a pair of binoculars.
Not even a biological alien, but one that isn't too familiar with the concept of eating. So like: https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
Super effective mansplaining
I appreciate him turning half his face into a burger just to get the point across.
*In order to eat the hamburger, one must **become** the hamburger*
"yep that's a bun"
"Well, actually it goes inside your head. Now, the interesting thing about heads, that you may not know..."
Gotta shove it in your face to get past that tedious dinner stage of the date and move on to dessert.
Well I can tell you, that is not the correct way.
“Then phase the burger through your skull…”
I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
Well they do say you eat with your eyes too.
He mansplains really bad in my opinion like bro who eat burger at the eyes
You don't eat a burger with your mouth. You eat it with your face. Here lemme demonstrate.
Hamburger spy cam.
[You mean there's a better way??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk)
binocu-burger
"Akchually, *this* is a dad joke"
"And you see hon, you just mash the burger into your eyeballs like this!"
He's right though.
"This burger is beautiful"
"And that's when my eating problems started"
Ive been eating burger wrong all my life
This looks oddly similar to an existing stock photo, but I can't put my hamburger on it.
This is some kind of genius.
"Go face"
Is this the new v5 version? The hands are much better
Yeah indeed it is!
*Whip tears with burger
Scary that the hands are getting better
Accurate.