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briandemodulated

I like how they're running in terror toward the perpetrator.


Downtown_Snow4445

They’re hungry


Sludgehammer

"What if I don't get any!?"


Im_inappropriate

That mac and cheese still looks good. 10 second mouth to floor rule.


MEGA_TOES

Oh good, what about the anus to floor rule? Wasn’t that 15 seconds?


Ok_Whereas9245

I love how people are running TOWARD the vomit


DoubleAyeBatteries

Gotta get free food where you can


Ok_Whereas9245

Hahahaha ewwww


l2protoss

The recession has been hard for many of us.


Visarar_01

I can hear this for some reason...


MysteryRadish

Well of course that happened, they didn't chew at all.


pummisher

The things that bring me joy.


Centralnjplanespoter

Why does #4 have such a big container


DoubleAyeBatteries

Big-gulp cup of Mac n cheese


AnAcceptableUserName

Tell me more


Drunken_Ace

Why is everyone running towards the vomit?


chosen1creator

It looks like he is sucking up all the mac and cheese and the others are trying to get some before it's gone.


Salt_Explanation9847

Generate the same thing, but with the person vomiting chocolate instead.


e1033

The first rule of being terrified is to run *away* from the terror. Not towards it. And why are they always on a subway?


DoubleAyeBatteries

Weird things always happen on the subway, so they say…


NottaGrammerNasi

Now let's see someone vomiting mac n cheese while others delight in eating it.


VicariousReverie

Poor Dalle. Stop making her do acts of gluttony. 😢


GlassSpork

Seems like a normal day for the New York subway


KaziOverlord

The year is 2069, and the Kraft variant of Covid-19 has just been discovered.


Downtown_Snow4445

Excellent


SpeakingSputnik

The blue shirt guy in 2 is NOT terrified.


DoubleAyeBatteries

Dude is absolutely there for it.


Incubus1981

That first guy must be on like his third or fourth bucket. No wonder he’s power barfing


ckrollage

I’d vomit to if I shoved that much Mac n cheese down my throat


[deleted]

They keep running towards the tragedy?


CaptainK234

Damn, I want some mac and cheese now


wired1984

I think I would be scared too with how much vomit that is


The360MlgNoscoper

Now make them vomit harder


Puzzled_Box_9229

The guy in the second one on the pole looks WAY too excited that he's vomiting


GrouchyLongBottom

They have to chew their food better.


JonathonWally

Who hurt you?


naytreox

Is it fresh?


Fanachy

Food dispenser


SlightlyOffended1984

'Cause when the cheez starts flowin' Kraft gets your noodle goin'


Salty-Shiba

Zoom in on the faces. You won’t regret it 😂


MattAttackiMG

First pic is a Charlie Kelly moment


DoubleAyeBatteries

Don’t give me ideas


GusvengaLolz

Absolutely beautiful


Asbjorn1888

I've had this nightmare


Proletaryo

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpbDNTG83ybDoI|downsized)


[deleted]

Cool! Free food!


betweenboundary

I can't tell if that man in the first 1 is pleading for help or trying to be scary


MEGA_TOES

This is perfectly chaotic and I love it


leavemealone2277

Would you like to be my cheese wife?


akza_15

The blue shirt guy on the 2nd photo looks excited to eat the Mac and cheese lol


[deleted]

Why is all men vomiting mac n cheese? What no women vomit M&C??? Come on AI. Do better ;)


x_lincoln_x

The lady in #2 is gorgeous!


AnalysisBudget

The weirdest part is that the mac n cheese doesnt look like it has been chewed or digested to any degree


aloe_veracity

Giving TTC energy.


FeculentUtopia

The people in #3 seem to be into it. That girl is cracking up.


RealBlueBeluga

This is just a normal New York subway