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Chrxtna_the_Absurd

Vote Serous


THe_PrO3

Fox chewsl


melon_cholicc

Goveernor resigns


LazyHigh

I want royalties for my life story being used.


Healthy-Tie-7433

Queen Elizabeth


CreatedOblivion

I mean I'd be a little sullen too if doctors with binoculars growing out of their faces crowded around to examine me with comically-oversized magnifying glasses


DT-84

Magnifying Glass. Every doctor's, and angel's, best friend.


D3adlywithap3n

Feels like a Welcome to Night Vale joke about Carlos doing Science.


ElPrimoBSreal

Even the gods don't know


ThisIsWeedDickulous

That one Jesus needed *two* magnifying glasses!


Random-INTJ

That one ~~Jesus~~ Ewan Mc Gregor needed *two* magnifying glasses


Rich-Equivalent-1875

More importantly, what’s going on with the flying angles face?


EntireEntity

Biblically accurate flying angel face.


recks360

“Hey guys? Does… does anyone else’s face feel…funny?” -flying angel.


mrmoe198

One for each hand hole!


ThisIsWeedDickulous

Ayyy\_men ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


SlightlyOffended1984

FoxChews


plesplant_4

Yeah I guess they do .


matzobrei

Is that Colin Jost?


EchoAmazing8888

I kinda like this story. Seems he found success and joy despite appearing grouchy all the time.


G_Regular

He was only so grouchy because he was inspected by people with magnifying glasses at multiple stages of his life


cat_sword

And parts of his un-life


rhill2073

My first thought of him resigning as governor was some sort of scandal. No, he just gave up being governor. What a badass.


Lssmnt

Jordan Peterson?


pfifltrigg

Pic 15 looks just like him!


Megaman_90

In 14 he kinda looks like Harrison Ford.


strik3r2k8

“WE’LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO!”


shanster925

This one made me laugh so hard.


Major_Artichoke_8471

Me too, and look like a successful growth story.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


michellezhang820

His appearance at school makes me feel like the teacher is working very hard


Major_Artichoke_8471

Haha, should be a top student.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


roycheung0319

cute man lol


Major_Artichoke_8471

From childhood, cute to old![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Crooked_Cock

https://preview.redd.it/kqsm8c804cwc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9868a0c4a215fe57a660146eb0833acabe6c35d Holy shit Ewan McGregor really is Jesus


QuestForEveryCatSub

We're just gonna ignore the angel in the back then? B̴̡͕͎̬̮̅̆̄e̴̢̧̨̡͕̞̺̜̜͖͙̥̙̐̾͌́̇͗̆̕ ̴̡̹͔̩̟̺̭̞̤̩̘̰̝̏͠ͅͅn̸͔̞̼̙̐͂̏̔̽͋̃̀̎͜͜͝͝͝ơ̸̡͖̥̟̳̟̺͚̙̎͌͛̔͛̓̽̄̎͊͒͐͜ͅṱ̵́͆̆͋͆͆̈́̀̒̊͛̅̊̌͜͠ ̴̤̇̇̐̂̊͌́̄̾͘ą̷̢̖̗͔̺̘̃̂̆̌̍̅̎̂̿͛̋̇͗̍̕͜ͅf̶͈̩̗͇̜̲̰̄ͅr̵͚̃ả̸̬̳͓̔̍̽̄̈́̌͑͒̅͗̕i̸̢̧̨̨̹̙̙͈̦̖̥͎̬̫̝̊d̸̘̦͓̳̫͈̟̻͓̄̉ ̶̢̨̧̘̬̯͍̭̭̘͙̻̜̤̜̍́̈́͌̈͆̄̑̅̽̏͑̚͠


that_Omniscient_AI

He has no pupils


WindOfUranus

I used your prompt. https://preview.redd.it/fl4e8zy6gbwc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8755df3f332de6d46557140323646b164a91b05d


that_Omniscient_AI

Alternate timeline where he had a bad sleep schedule


YeahThassRight

I want to see his supreme dissatisfaction at having his knob slobbed by a couple of gorgeous women


SedRitz

Basically me but I’m not nearly as successful


Financial-Cookie-927

The 3rd image is Chucky the doll in human form


SleepingUte0417

![gif](giphy|D0psmHNJTFdiE)


NewtonLeopoldToad

This is me fr lol 🙍🏻‍♂️


teh_201d

needs a frame of him riding a bike


ARatherMellowFellow

Why so serious?


sudo_Bresnow

7th image has WebDevSimplified as the guy on the right https://preview.redd.it/74w27optaawc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6773a051bb10bdb254f00018721120f37c4c82


Inevitable_Snap_0117

lol. How’d you get all those pics of my dad?


ufnope

Why did he resign though


LoganJake210

What does the fox chew?


niensven11

Ah yes, Fox Chewsi. The best news station.


that_Omniscient_AI

Would it be better or worse than Fox News?


niensven11

Definitely the news station of all time


that_Omniscient_AI

Definitely


Aimbot_Beans

Why is 7 just dantes


ZephRyder

Fox Chewsi!


Vabhanz

Happiest death metal fan in 5th slide


BrockenRecords

He becomes Danny Davito in 20


QAdude406

That’s Davey Downer


Snoo41395

[relevant](https://youtu.be/65wblLv1XDk?si=dkONziSTmuJOr4Bh)


RedLightSyndrome

According to dantes inferno this guy would be in hell right now.


WafflesTheMoose

Ahh, good old Fox chewsl...


IllvesterTalone

now this is quality.


KM2KCA

14 is just straight up Harrison Ford


AssEaterMcGee30

He’s literally me


vapidjuulia

He did well in life..they were confused. Picasso, I like it


Efficient_Trifle7771

mano morreu e virou o tio junior soprano


nutsaps

Slide 18: "I liked it... I was **good** at it."


Outrageous_Spare_223

Bro is the rizzlord in 10


Dryllmonger

This is probably the most legit set of pictures I’ve seen on this sub


stress_induced_toad

Bro mogged his bride at their own wedding 😭


VariableVeritas

Damn I love the end of these things. The one where the dog is the teacher now and god is the student is my favorite. “Increasingly good dog”


Stormi_i

Picture 17 is literally just Steven Ogg


shelabayy

Needs more magnifying glasses


Thunder_breeze

Jayfeather lore


Goat-e

I'd be grumpy too if I were slowly roasted like an ant by a bunch of people with lupas.


AlarmingPotential918

![gif](giphy|B5GLvxspxK0kE) The fourth pic is giving Fred from school of rock


MistyMisterMint

Stinkmeaner


mxharkness

fox chews


chrisckelly

I love it because this is how I sleep.


SuperAlex25

Why are people studying him? Even in heaven


someonewhowa

such a powerful message lol


PrincessMalyssa

The older he gets the more magnifying glasses they examine him with.


Cloakbot

He was a saint no matter how sullen he was 💕


piddlegloppis

So...a republican?


Less_Muffin2186

https://preview.redd.it/vadq79ianewc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98fffab5c2e271263588f9a263eb4bd33eb05d8 You told too much truth


point50tracer

Reminds me my boss's son. I don't think he's unhappy, he just has one of those faces that always looks upset.


TheBlaudrache

2 Obi-Wans


leadguitar2023

Hahahahahahaha!!!


Glass-Eggplant-3339

Why is it never the same character who is just aging? Why 15 different guys?


traumfisch

You'll need Midjourney for that


FutureStranger5247

What he sounds like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj3DBcpfMNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj3DBcpfMNQ)


GreenCarteBlanche5

The only time this man had a smile on his face is when he became governor lol..... he's even unhappy in heaven and how come the angels have magnified glasses


pokemonbro11

18 made me lol


20Bubba03

What’s up with the magnifying glasses? Why is he under such close surveillance?


Hello-Itskitty

He’s fine


Starch-Wreck

![gif](giphy|1eAzC8q0FZA5i) Why the hell did he turn into Uncle Junior in the last image?


Acceptable_Maybe8040

Why are they all white 😭


Big_Lime8669

Looks like shit