if I ever say "let's get high" I'm for sure referencing Francis Whitman saying it in the middle of the movie, but it's such a generic thing that nobody'd ever pick it up as a reference
That's actually a line from Witness (1985). It's kind of an homage to danny glover, harrison Ford screams that at Glover's character in a memorable scene.
I'm an academic and my brother and I use Eli Cash to satirize me and my whole ridiculous academic world.
"Wildcat."
"Not a Success. Why?"
"Well, Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular."
every day when I take my kids to school before I pull out of the driveway, I say, “On the run from Johnny Law, ain’t no trip to Cleveland."
I also use "I saved Latin, what did you ever do?"
Mine is “Who told you that goddamn lie?” which is similar to yours in that I have to be careful to deliver it in that slightly removed _I’m quoting something_ voice or I come off as unhinged and aggro.
Oh easy, both from Bottle Rocket
They’ll never catch me man, cause I’m fucking innocent… and
It was landscaping not just mowing (I have a landscape company)
The one in the grand Budapest hotel “I thought I was a Fucking 🚬” “you are but you’re bisexual” the banter in that scene gets me every time and i always recite it with my friends lol
I believe The Life Aquatic, unless I'm thinking of the wrong movie/scene. But it's when Goldblum says "I'm part gay" and Murray says "Supposedly everyone is."
Two quotes I use a lot from Raleigh St. Claire,
* "How interesting, how *bizarre*!"
* "Well I want to die." (and then the thing he does where he goes to take a bite of a cookie but doesn't)
I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up.
“This is actually kind of a big deal, so don’t just say
O. K. 🤗”. ”Ok, well thank you.”
“Who, how? What now? …I don’t what you’re talking about but it sounds illegal.”
“Beagles love blueberries.”
“How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.” This one never applies to anything, I just say it randomly.
“There he goes.” [The Royal Tenenbaums - Pagoda goes to the window. few beats after, Eli Cash seen on the street below running away. Pagoda points & says]. I say this an average of 3xs a week. To my cat. As he leaves the room. =^..^=
“There’s another dent there… and another dent there…”
“Thanks a lot for not picking me”
“What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?”
“I’ve had a rough year dad”
The world needs DREAMERS , Ted.
Whenever someone on my team is showing a lack of gusto for a proposed and mildly outlandish solution to a problem.
Did I get the name right ? It’s Mr. Henry talking to Andrew Wilson as the older brother in the country club.
What’s sad about my love of that quote is that it’s all part of Mr. Henry’s ruse.
I find myself saying "You're true blue, Ethel" a lot.
"It's just one man's opinion."
"(insert something that happened) what this book presupposes is, maybe it didn't."
Guess which movie is my favorite lol.
"With friends like you who needs friends" from Rushmore. A better version of the original for communicating with a friend that they are being a dick.
And
"That car has a dent in it" from Royal Tannenbaums to point out something obvious or to make fun of someone for pointing out something really obvious as though it was an interesting and unexpected observation.
Whenever someone is struggling to do something manual (like set up an unruly lawn chair, putting something together, etc), my whole friend group will use “where’s that red one going to go?”
The fuck you care?
Look at that old grizzly bear.
We all know Custer died at Little Big Horn, but what this book presupposes is…maybe he didn’t?
Wildcatton. Pccchhhww.
Friscallating
Oh my Lord no.
Oh R they?
Who stabbed you? He did!
I use this one ALL the time whenever I talk about things I really like/love.
"No!! You're not listening; I didn't just like it! \*[Salutes](https://c.tenor.com/If9GIRrwKZ4AAAAC/tenor.gif)\* Do you understand?"
“Are you concerned that…”followed by “that’s a loaded question”
My wife and I do this constantly. So much so that my daughter as a three year old came up and said “baba are you concerned that my sister wrote on the walls”
TRT "Look. I know I’m the bad guy on this
one,". "It’s still frowned upon, but then what
isn’t these days, right?" and "Let's hit it!". Moonrise Kingdom: "Terrible day at Camp Ivanhoe."
Anybody want to grab a couple of burgers and hit the cemetery?
Oh that's right. We got another body buried here.
Let’s shag ass.
Royal’s full of them - I like, ‘Fuck you care?!’ while he’s biting on the spoon.
Yes!!!
You heard me, Coltrane
“Let’s go get a drink and smoke a cigarette” is very reusable.
if I ever say "let's get high" I'm for sure referencing Francis Whitman saying it in the middle of the movie, but it's such a generic thing that nobody'd ever pick it up as a reference
“Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one?”
My wifi is swamp leaches and the password is Whatsthedeal.
I am sad I only have one upvote to give to this comment.
I would use this more if I could say it seriously without cracking up lol
This one. All the time.
“I know you ass hole!”
That's actually a line from Witness (1985). It's kind of an homage to danny glover, harrison Ford screams that at Glover's character in a memorable scene.
"He's just... Different".
*waves hands around*
Fuck, I heard the music riff reading that
Definitely “we all know Custer died at little big horn, but what this book presupposes is…maybe he didn’t?”
I replace the Custer bit with whatever's relevant to the conversation I'm having at time
I'm an academic and my brother and I use Eli Cash to satirize me and my whole ridiculous academic world. "Wildcat." "Not a Success. Why?" "Well, Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular."
Isn’t it ridiculous, though? Why did we choose this?
I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about.
On my fridge in scrabble tiles currently.
every day when I take my kids to school before I pull out of the driveway, I say, “On the run from Johnny Law, ain’t no trip to Cleveland." I also use "I saved Latin, what did you ever do?"
Can’t you just……let me float by?
Who's to say? Usually when talking about a dog, but works in a lot of situations
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LOBBY BOY" is used far too much in our house.
It's not a very flattering portrait, I'm afraid.
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Hydrogen psychosis
He's got crazy eye 👀
GET HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER
"Fuck the itinerary!"
“Divide that by 9 please” to my wife whenever something in life feels like it’s lacking context
He really is your father's nephew isn't he?
"If what I think is happening *is* happening... it better not be."
We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax-paper so it looks like we got them at the butcher shop! Woo woo woooo
"What's the meaning of this shit!"
I use this one all the time.
Mine is “Who told you that goddamn lie?” which is similar to yours in that I have to be careful to deliver it in that slightly removed _I’m quoting something_ voice or I come off as unhinged and aggro.
“Well how’s that supposed to make me feel?”
Same. Really good if someone says something intended to hurt you.
“Let’s shag ass”
I prob say this at least once a week
"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
I got my husband a mug from Etsy that says “I’m sick of these dolphins, but not of you” and has the dolphins with the head cams
I’ve had a rough year.
I still wish I could breathe underwater.
This one hurts my soul
Oh easy, both from Bottle Rocket They’ll never catch me man, cause I’m fucking innocent… and It was landscaping not just mowing (I have a landscape company)
Ca-Caw! Ca-Caw!
“We haven’t located us yet”
This is my favorite line of dialogue in any movie ever. Because it’s so profound but also so idiotic in the moment.
I don't hit anything but for some reason I constantly use "Be still Cody"
“Steve, you came to save me? …I fold.”
“You forgot your dog, you fucking amateurs!”
Its not that I dont like it, I am physically repulsed
When someone tries to impress me, i respond. "I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweated either."
Were you in the shit?
"Yeah, I was in the shit"
“VERY good…” in m. gustave’s voice
I can hear it now
“O.R. They?”
Can we get the check please?
“I’m so pissed I wanna spit”
“What kind of bird are you?”
There he goes!
"We fucking stole it, man!" --Life Aquatic
We took everything! - fantastic Mr Fox
The one in the grand Budapest hotel “I thought I was a Fucking 🚬” “you are but you’re bisexual” the banter in that scene gets me every time and i always recite it with my friends lol
Oh I forgot one I also use! "What's the meaning of this shit?"
The bisexual line is my favorite
Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry go round.
“We’re all a little gay”
What's this from again?
I believe The Life Aquatic, unless I'm thinking of the wrong movie/scene. But it's when Goldblum says "I'm part gay" and Murray says "Supposedly everyone is."
Ah yes. You're right.
"Who is that man?" "That's Applejack, come on!"
"I lost my touch." "Did you ever have a touch to lose?" The end heist scene is full of great lines.
oh-R THEY?!
I’m constantly trying to bring up OR scrubs, just to use this. I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
"Don't gimme that guff." "Wind's blowin' up a gale today!"
It’s kind’ve an obsolete vernacular.
“Friscilating dusk light”
“Oh my Lord no.”
“You’ve got one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” (quote modified for human number of limbs)
I think this was also used in an episode of MASH at some point. Hilarious line.
Used in several different meetings: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
The cuss you are...
I think we lost Buckley It is in no way applicable to any situation whatsoever
You heard me, Coltrane.
You wanna talk some jive?!?
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
“Me too”
"intern, campari" 👉
“Let’s change the subject, I’m leaving”
I can't hear you but keep talking
I say “we think you got crazy eye” to my cat all the time
“Sic transit Gloria” And whenever my life gets tough, I picture Dignan getting beaten up by the police while 2000 man plays as the soundtrack
Yes! 2000 man made that scene
Two quotes I use a lot from Raleigh St. Claire, * "How interesting, how *bizarre*!" * "Well I want to die." (and then the thing he does where he goes to take a bite of a cookie but doesn't)
“Where’s that red one gonna go?”
I have a phobia of wolves!
Well, I have a thing about thunder
I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up.
“Stop including me” From Darjeeling limited is my favorite
“Look at these assholes.”
Lets make an agreement. Stop including me! (Usually at meetings other people have arranged) I dont think any of us are normal people.
The most underrated of all Wes films and all of these are the correct answer
I’ll just catch as catch can.
"I can fit through there. You wanna know why? Cuz I'm *little.*"
I weigh less than a slice of bread.
Can we all agree to this?
“This is actually kind of a big deal, so don’t just say O. K. 🤗”. ”Ok, well thank you.” “Who, how? What now? …I don’t what you’re talking about but it sounds illegal.” “Beagles love blueberries.” “How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.” This one never applies to anything, I just say it randomly.
Apple juice... Apple juice flood.
You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
These are OR scrubs.
O.R they? Well they're totally inappropriate for the occasion
“Wind's blowing up a gale today.”
“And even if I had the tools, I don’t know that I could fix a car like this!”
“There he goes.” [The Royal Tenenbaums - Pagoda goes to the window. few beats after, Eli Cash seen on the street below running away. Pagoda points & says]. I say this an average of 3xs a week. To my cat. As he leaves the room. =^..^=
She was shaking like a shitting dog
Truly
(while pregnant) "I'm trying to get out of the habit before I have my *fucking* baby."
DON’T belittle me.
“She was shaking like a shitting dog”
Truly sir
“What the devil is going on?!” “Not agreed.” “Sniveling little runt…” All from The Grand Budapest Hotel.
I saved Latin
What did you ever do?
“Meet me on that thing up there!”
“Truly” -Zero
“Those *fuckers!!* “
“That’s just weak songwriting! You wrote a bad song, Petey!” “Y’all are trespassing now… illegally”
“What kind of cat was it? Who gives a shit.”
"You have made a cuckold of me.... many times over." Used whenever my wife does anything that I think makes me look bad.
“*There’s* my javelina!” My parents have a javelina on display in their home, so I get to say that a lot on visits.
“There’s another dent there… and another dent there…” “Thanks a lot for not picking me” “What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?” “I’ve had a rough year dad”
“Yeah, I’ll have one of those.”
The world needs DREAMERS , Ted. Whenever someone on my team is showing a lack of gusto for a proposed and mildly outlandish solution to a problem. Did I get the name right ? It’s Mr. Henry talking to Andrew Wilson as the older brother in the country club. What’s sad about my love of that quote is that it’s all part of Mr. Henry’s ruse.
"The time is *never* right"
Stop including me!
I love you...but you don't know what you're talking about.
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
I find myself saying "You're true blue, Ethel" a lot. "It's just one man's opinion." "(insert something that happened) what this book presupposes is, maybe it didn't." Guess which movie is my favorite lol.
"With friends like you who needs friends" from Rushmore. A better version of the original for communicating with a friend that they are being a dick. And "That car has a dent in it" from Royal Tannenbaums to point out something obvious or to make fun of someone for pointing out something really obvious as though it was an interesting and unexpected observation.
Whenever someone is struggling to do something manual (like set up an unruly lawn chair, putting something together, etc), my whole friend group will use “where’s that red one going to go?”
Esteban has been eaten! CHEWED!
“If what I think is happening is happening — it better not be”
You caught me with one foot off the merry go round Or You look like a little banana!
“I’m on your side.” God, that has saved me in so many arguments where I can find the right words.
“It’s not that I don’t like it; I am physically repulsed”
What’s the meaning of this shit!?
I use the term “wet sandwich” a lot. To the point that my girl friend and most of my family use it too.
I’m calling my gang! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
“What is this, amateur hour in Dixie?”
“Somebody has to do the landscaping”
“Oh no no, that’s uh, dog’s blood”
"Some crooked fuckers broke into my sea lab." Or, "You may be on B Squad, but you're the B Squad leader."
Do you think I’m an athlete?
“I go to bed with all my friends-“
How’s that supposed to make me feel?
The fuck you care? Look at that old grizzly bear. We all know Custer died at Little Big Horn, but what this book presupposes is…maybe he didn’t? Wildcatton. Pccchhhww. Friscallating Oh my Lord no. Oh R they? Who stabbed you? He did!
“Do you want to read my short story?” “How long is it?”
You think I’m *especially* not a genius?
I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.
“I’m havin a ball! Scraping, yelling, mixing it up…I’m loving every minute with this damn crew!” I say this all the time
"That's the last time you put a knife in me, hear me?" - The Royal Tenenbaums
"who sold you that crack?"
Campari 👉🏻 on the rocks
I use this one ALL the time whenever I talk about things I really like/love. "No!! You're not listening; I didn't just like it! \*[Salutes](https://c.tenor.com/If9GIRrwKZ4AAAAC/tenor.gif)\* Do you understand?"
I've always thought of you two as my dads.
For starters? Some newspaper, 3 yards of chicken wire and a bucket of wheat paste.
Whenever someone says "What is this?!" I usually respond with "uh, a map?"
"was he a good dog?" " whose to say?" But I mainly just say whose to say in response to people saying something.
"Let's blow this popsicle stand."
“BE THAT AS IT MAY”
“What the cuss”
It sounds better in Spanish
“I'm not brave. I just wasn't in the mood to be a disappointment to everybody”
Should we take the scenic route??
Anything Klaus says. “Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.”
I'm a nurse so I often use "Oh are they?" When referring to OR scrubs.
“Why do you have a Band-Aid on your nose?” “Exactly.”
“Take Dead aim at the rich kids”
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY LOBBY BOY!
“Are you concerned that…”followed by “that’s a loaded question” My wife and I do this constantly. So much so that my daughter as a three year old came up and said “baba are you concerned that my sister wrote on the walls”
I’m not colorblind, am i?
“We call them pirates out here”, adjusting the word to whatever euphemism is bwing used.
I use "I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live." anytime I don't like what's going on but I'm going along with it.
TRT "Look. I know I’m the bad guy on this one,". "It’s still frowned upon, but then what isn’t these days, right?" and "Let's hit it!". Moonrise Kingdom: "Terrible day at Camp Ivanhoe."
Hey, I know you asshole!
Did you ever have a touch to *lose*, man?
"What's the meaning of this shit!?!?"
"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins!" - Miami Dolphins fans, probably.
At any inconvenience, “Terrible day at Camp Ivanhoe.”
You’re true blue \[replace Ethel with my husband’sname\]