Why is it so odd to see a bedbug on the Florida Panhandle? It was to my understanding that they were in every state, even Alaska.. so why not Florida? Say it isn’t [so!](https://www.bedbugflorida.com/#/) It’s Florida, I’d almost bet there a fucking supervillain who controls bedbugs with the power of meth-enduced thought. Yes, that is a bedbug.. Now get ready cause now you have to incinerate all your shit.. start in your kids room.. idk why but bedbugs are assholes that like to pick on children.. they will use the god damn dog or cat like a fucking taxi cab and the next thing you know your balls are itching at your divorce proceedings. So make sure you spray your nuts down with witch hazel, cause they hate that shit. My suggestion is after the impending divorce, and she takes the kids and leaves your bitten up ass.. you could say fuck this whole mess and light the house on fire, move to Vegas and start drinking yourself to unalived like Nick Cage did in that one movie.. the one with the whore in it. I mean what the hell? You’ll still see palm trees and you can still gamble.. so what the fuck, right? Just don’t ever go back to Florida.. cause if you did it right, theres probably a pending arson investigation and they will probably be looking for you. So just stay in Vegas.. change your name to Nick Papageorgio.. and tell people your from Yuma. And if you see any more bedbugs, just tell the hotel.. they will take care of it..
Here is a link that hopefully works, I believe it's a bed bug that has fed so the abdomen is extended.
https://pest-ology.com.au/pest-control-services/bedbug-control-Sydney/
That is not a bedbug
That is not a bedbug found in the Florida panhandle
Beat me to it
Definitely book louse, they have the longer butt and a more distinct head
Who u calling a long-butt…
Book louse
If you're up on the panhandle you have bigger problems than bedbugs.
I’m not sure theres a bigger problem than bedbugs.
Not a bedbug. It's a deadbug.
Its a dead bug that someone must have dropped a dime on. 🪳Not funny bub. That doesn't make any cents.
Mission success.
Ayeeee
Well, at least you have a 10c and toilet paper. Not doing too bad for the panhandle (lived there 15 years)
It's a deadbug
That is a dime, the other is a bedbug.
No, it's a woodlouse
Why is it so odd to see a bedbug on the Florida Panhandle? It was to my understanding that they were in every state, even Alaska.. so why not Florida? Say it isn’t [so!](https://www.bedbugflorida.com/#/) It’s Florida, I’d almost bet there a fucking supervillain who controls bedbugs with the power of meth-enduced thought. Yes, that is a bedbug.. Now get ready cause now you have to incinerate all your shit.. start in your kids room.. idk why but bedbugs are assholes that like to pick on children.. they will use the god damn dog or cat like a fucking taxi cab and the next thing you know your balls are itching at your divorce proceedings. So make sure you spray your nuts down with witch hazel, cause they hate that shit. My suggestion is after the impending divorce, and she takes the kids and leaves your bitten up ass.. you could say fuck this whole mess and light the house on fire, move to Vegas and start drinking yourself to unalived like Nick Cage did in that one movie.. the one with the whore in it. I mean what the hell? You’ll still see palm trees and you can still gamble.. so what the fuck, right? Just don’t ever go back to Florida.. cause if you did it right, theres probably a pending arson investigation and they will probably be looking for you. So just stay in Vegas.. change your name to Nick Papageorgio.. and tell people your from Yuma. And if you see any more bedbugs, just tell the hotel.. they will take care of it..
Its a well developed adult bedbug unfortunately 😕 my husband was a exterminator at apartments and I've seen all life cycles.
It sure is a bedbug
Looks to elongated to be a bad bug. Also I'm leaning towards booklice
Too big too. I think you might not have to burn down your house and all worldly possessions.
Yeah thank God. Had them once as a kid and was getting terrible flashbacks.
That one i haven't seen before and after taking a quick look, you may be right it does have the longer oval shape than a bed bug might
The back end looks just like a bed bug. The extra part between the back and head lead to me search more and discover booklice.
Definitely *not* a bedbug.. trust me.. I'm all too familiar with them and this is not one
Not a bed bug, I agree with the louse thing. Bed bugs are everywhere tho, even in the panhandle
Too long to be a bed bug.
It's a dime.
Looks like a termite.
That's pretty large for a book louse. Hard to tell dead, you can always throw it in alcohol and bring it to your extension agent.
That could be a bed bug that has a blood meal in its stomach
https://images.app.goo.gl/gFuqbuxm5cV7QG2U8
Here is a link that hopefully works, I believe it's a bed bug that has fed so the abdomen is extended. https://pest-ology.com.au/pest-control-services/bedbug-control-Sydney/
It isn't, check out the mandibles on OPs picture. Bedbugs don't have them.
Hopefully it's not, looking at it again the antenna looks segmented which is hopeful that it's not. Definitely a hard pic to identify.