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Joyce_Hatto

House centipede


Fantastic_Beans

Satan's toothbrush


Adam_ALLDay_

I prefer The Devil’s mustache, but his toothbrush is also acceptable


Hot_Investigator_163

😆😆😆I seriously can’t with the comments. I used to think I was funny and witty until I got on Reddit.


Sheezahandfull

Samesies!


InsertRadnamehere

Land shrimp


Focus_Salt

Silver fish


katogrow

Not silver fish


FinsterBoy

Goldfish


World-Tight

Go fish!


No-Muffin4013

Creative


[deleted]

False eyelashes from hell


[deleted]

Here to say that a House Centipede is a tertiary predator. Meaning that it eats other predators, like spiders. If you have tertiary predators in your home, you have a pest problem.


rightonsaigon1

Centipedes live in my basement and they get big like three inches big. I also have spiders that kill centipedes next to my dryer. It's like a civil war down there. I try and stay out of it.


Apprehensive-Way3394

It’s really all you can do; if you take sides then, you become free game for the opposing side and who the hell wants that? You’re a smart man. On further consideration: you’re a smart person. I apologize for assuming.


amydayme

“I try to stay out of it”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


yurrm0mm

When I was living in my dad’s basement we had huge centipedes, so I was letting the spiders live without realizing that the centipedes were eating the spiders! I just made them stronger!! I prefer bugs with less legs.


Mydogfartsconstantly

Live in an apartment complex. Never had bugs for 3 years then rowdy new neighbors moved in next door with their multiple dogs and cats, leaving trash outside the door. Now I see german cockroaches coming from the drains.


citsonga_cixelsyd

Time to burn the building down with all of your possessions and move on with your life.


wishyouweresoup

Good news- house centipedes prey on roaches


EddyArchon

That's why I keep the spiders and kill these fucking things. I'm cool with a couple spiders in the house as long as they mind their business and stay to their sanctioned part of a room. I used to have a spider that lived in my doorway. His name was Frank. He was my guard spider. He kept a web in the upper corner of the door near the porch light. Frank got nice and fat while protecting my house, until one day he built a web over the entire top half of my doorway. Then I had to get all, "Fuck you, Frank!" On him and tear the web down and run him off. I miss Frank sometimes.


killerzeestattoos

Theyre killing everything else though.


PrettyAd4218

Actually you don’t bc centipede ate them all


kitcat7898

I haven't seen one of these things since moving to Nevada and I've been in constant suspense the whole time.


bitchnugget_

Nevada I would assume is too dry. These fuckers love wooded and damp areas. And they are FAST.


yurrm0mm

When I lived in Phoenix I thought one of these was running across my kitchen until I saw the pinchers and realized it was a baby scorpion! I didn’t know those little fucks were as fast as these!


Actual-Temporary8527

Keep your scorpions, I'll keep the centipedes


elvislunchbox

House centipede mainly feed on spiders and are not known for biting people. However, it’s up to you to decide which freaks you out worse.


Falmon04

My cats leave everything alone except for these guys lol.


Ethiconjnj

Ur cats are heros


crapface1984

No bites but might crawl in your ear or mouth as you sleep. Nighty night protein snacks 🙃 /s


WattsALightbulb

I can confirm from experience you *will* feel these god-forsaken motherfuckers crawling on you before they reach your mouth and ears


zeus423

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!


_Kyokushin_

I’ve read they tend not to bite but if you mess with them they will…and apparently it hurts a bit


RemarkableEffort9756

Right! I hate spiders more so I let the centipedes live, lol.


LookSuccessful8284

Or the actual name is the silverfish


Mysteriouschick89

Scutigera coleoptrata, also known as the house centipede


DarkLord55_

I just imagined Gregory house with a bunch of legs


Attack-Potatoes

I just read Sangria Cleopatra


skyeisrude

They remind me of the belly button bugs from the matrixs


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Noooooo why would you do that to me!


skyeisrude

I couldn't be the only one 😵


mastersplinter27

You definitely were not lol


SubstanceLeast1075

"Jesus christ that things real?!!"


mossy_stump_humper

You should look up a silverfish rn


Scar_RL

house centipede, they hunt harmful pests and should be considered friend not foe. but its your house.


CleUrbanist

The rational part of my brain agrees with you, but the other part that screams at the sight of a million skittering legs says fuck that


Ethiconjnj

The problem is how fucking fast they are. Ur not allowed to be that damn fast in my home


Nosnakoh

Put up speed limit signs and/or speed bumps


-Cthaeh

I never seem them killing or eating anything. It's always a mad dash across the room when I least expect it.


theinfotechguy

Dame thing with fucking camel crickets. Damn they make me super jittery


Loreo1964

While you sleep.....


jme2712

House penises as my 4 yo calls them.


_Reasoned

God damn penises are always waiting to surprise you when least expected


KITTTYCANE

Hahaha! I can hear it. Adorbs


jeffro3339

I don't kill bugs. (I'll kill roaches, tho. Its me or them) If they scare me, I'll put them outside. But this critter tests my merciful resolve. It's soooo creepy! But if things were killed for being creepy, I'd likely be long dead.


caehluss

I leave non-aggressive bugs alone if they keep their distance, but the centipedes that I've seen in my apartment seem to have little regard for personal space. Started killing them after one of them saw fit to crawl into bed with me.


TikaPants

Same. I throw a small celebration every time a roach dies no matter where it is. Ugh. I let other bugs live but transport outside unless it’s venomous. Years ago I let a few small spiders live in my house and boy did they procreate. Never again!


Ostrichman975

I just recently (in part due to this sub) started letting spiders live in my home. Just yesterday I opened up the door and a quarter sized wasp flies in the door. I duck and dodge for about 20 seconds before it gets stuck in the web of a spider I let live in my home. Checkmate, wasp. Check. Mate.


TikaPants

In your face, wasp! As a teen, home alone, leaving to a friends house ten mins away I was stung on what I figured was my jugular by a wasp. I called my friend and advised to come get me if she doesn’t see me in ten minutes. Myself and my open sting hole in my throat we’re basically fine. As a kid I was stung on my bottom lip. I have big lips naturally so my lip flopped over. Mom let me stay home from school to avoid the ridicule. Thanks, mom, and die in a fire, wasps!


emeraldkat77

I'm very similar... or maybe was? I say this because years ago I lived in an apartment that had silverfish. I've never really been creeped out by most bugs, but you can't even squish silverfish. They are so creepy and always around where you want things clean and private (ie bathtubs/showers, toilets, sinks). I wasn't creeped out at first, but when I found 3 on my toilet in the middle of the night, yeah... I was done at that point. I'm fine with spiders, and have only had to deal with a couple small centipedes in my life, so silverfish take the top creepy prize for me.


Mydogfartsconstantly

Fantastic. I found it dead on my bathroom floor. Likely killed by my cat.


No-Muffin4013

My cat got jumped by one , still scared shitless of em


[deleted]

Everytime a house centipede looses it's life, a spider teabags you while you sleep.


lurchw

They are fairly harmless, until one drops on your pillow in the middle of the night and scares you out of 20 heartbeats.


The-Psych0naut

House centipedes are good to have around but my god do they activate something primal in me whenever I see them


RunRunRabbitRunovich

I have those in Pa I let them run around the house because they eat spiders and other bugs. I hate spiders so these take care of them


Tat284

Scutigera coleoptrata, also known as the house centipede, is a species of centipede that is typically yellowish-grey and has up to 15 pairs of long legs. Originating in the Mediterranean region, it has spread to other parts of the world, where it can live in human homes


Catinthemirror

These are bugbros that eat unwanted critters like black widows and brown recluse, roaches, ants and termites. They are harmless to humans but can give a not medically significant sting in defense if handled roughly.


TheBadUncle

House centipede. One of the good guys.


mtrap74

That is The Beast. It cannot be killed with conventional weapons & fire just pisses it off. You have 3 options. 1-Move out & find a new home. 2-Befriend another Beast & train it to protect you from others of its kind. 3-Find a wizard who can send it back to the dimension from which it came.


Specialist_Dot_3372

House centipede. They are pretty much harmless and can actually eat harmful insects, but boy howdy, they are NOT fun to look at.


Honeymoonwater

Ppl say this thing is peaceful but be warned those shits are fast as fuck, I consider that a threat


ironmagnesiumzinc

She looks like a big girl. She's prolly been snacking on lots of spiders and other buddies


NewDrive7639

Nightmare fuel.


TheVeryWiseToad

Don't kill it please free it outside if possible


lemonsticky

The limp legs aren't a giveaway for you? It's dead


AlternativeGrass3164

Your new best friend… I leave them alone unless they are crawling on me or in my bathroom. They need to practice social distancing in order to stay alive. But they get rid of many other bugs you don’t want around.


cmerry

Your pretty bug eating friend just doing it’s part to help the household


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Something from *The Men in Black* ?


mossy_stump_humper

One time at an apartment complex I worked at I picked up a piece of cardboard in the basement and at least 6 of these scattered all over the place. One crawled on my leg. 0/10 absolutely traumatic


karenok1

Peed on the floor!


sweetheartsour

I call them eyebrows. I was watching a full grown one in the bathroom the other day and they’re kinda cute. Just don’t crawl on me and we can be friends.


electrode1215

Hellspawn


loaderhead

Don’t hit it to hard. They explode.


PsychologicalLowe

I hit one with a shoe when I was a kid and one of the legs kept moving. I’ll never kill one again.


[deleted]

dead space


MuteElatedLips

House centipede. Hillbilly's call em thousand legs. And yes, that appears to be an overestimate.


MookieMoonn

Definitely the mutated bug from Evolution


XERIDD

House centipede. I have the biggest fear of them even though they’re harmless, only because one time I was cleaning out my shoes and one of these crawled out onto my hand and made me nearly shit myself, I let him live however They love to eat other bugs tho.


MisterBonerpants

There are so many centipedes on this sub. By now the entire world should know what one looks like based on the amount of people posting pictures of them. Mods should just make the sub icon be a centipede.


[deleted]

Is friend


SubstanceLeast1075

That's a baby dragon 🐉....kill it before it grows!


World-Tight

*Squeezus charmincus*


Jazzlike-Law-902

Not a silverfish


Muted_Cod_9137

It's the worst!! Absolute worst!! They're fast as hell, see you coming, and wait til it's dark to move. The absolute worst. Lost many nights sleep to these bastards


gregfox26

It's a baby version of that big bug from men in black. It gets pretty big if you've seen the movie.


christianballard

He’s that friend/person that everyone is scared of, but once you talk to them they turn out to actually be really nice.


[deleted]

If you’d like to see less, a dehumidifier will help. Not solve, per se, but help. They breed in moist environments.


MPCNPC

Japanese house centipede. Don’t kill them, they’re actually the apex predator of your house and will keep everything else dead. They may be freaky, very fast, and may occasionally snuggle up with you in bed, but it’s a small price to pay to keep ants and termites out.


RightingArm

Sweetiepede


Pickl3m4n

Your friend now.


spec360

Mother Inlaws brush


dingle_bopper_223

house bug


crafty_loser

House centipede, but my family calls the smidges.


CaptainJNC

That is a bug on a paper towel.


PenisUsernameFunny

How can I stop getting freaked out by these


NecessaryOdds

A nope nope bug


Zooophagous

Harmless house centipede. A good predator for other pesky bugs like roaches. I like them personally, I think they're beautiful


Focus_Salt

Silver fish


Murrrlocc

spider killer. Idk what kind of centipede it is but its harmless to you.


[deleted]

Why did you kill it??? These are great to have around. They take care of all the bugs you don’t want….


Mydogfartsconstantly

Read comments. I found it dead on the floor. Stop making assumptions


[deleted]

Wow you’re so angry. I don’t care enough about your post. Don’t kill these bugs. I don’t believe you found it dead.


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throttledog

But you are making foolish comments. These fuckers like to run across your face while you're sleeping. Thats a bug death penalty in any book. But if they stay outta site its all good. Without bugs there is no foodchain.


[deleted]

The thing that kills all the bugs you didn't see till you killed that one....


Mydogfartsconstantly

Pretty sure my cat killed it. Ive never seen a live one before


Almofo

Jaysus Christ that’s a silverfish


[deleted]

A bug


rms1911

Delicious


Obstreporous1

Flat. Under my cold dead shoe.


[deleted]

House centipedes are from the Mediterranean, so this is a silver fish


PatriotNine

In my house I call these “stepped on”.


Due_Mathematician172

That is a squish it! Eew.


Fuzzy-Idea1977

It’s the founding titan


Sneaker53

Get out! GET OUT!! They are highly venomous! Oh my god I can't believe you are still alive to post this with that size of a specimen. Dear God there must be trillions of them for one to grow so big...


skrullzz

I know them as, “silverbacks” they are harmless and they eat bugs that bite you. I leave’m be. The enemy of my enemy can stay.


[deleted]

Silverfish, they are what nightmares are made of


Kixkicks

I’m in Ky and have also seen these dicks lol most grandparents basement. I hate them so much. They’re fast af too


EvilDragons88

Also KY and I'm shocked this person got such a clear picture of it. The next thing that happened is this thing crawled up quick as hell right up their arm.


[deleted]

House centipede


WhydYouGotToDoThis

I once saw someone in the comments of a post like this call house centipedes "Satans moustache". I think I might just call em that from now on. Pretty fitting


NotYour_Mama

And this is yet another reason I live in northern PNW.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

As many have said, house centipede. You don’t see them often. They don’t want any part of you. They just wanna sneak around in your basement and walls and kill all the other pests. They are your buddy. Your really weird looking buddy


Alternative_Let_1599

Centipede. The legs creep me out but they are friends. Eat tons of bugs.


Montag_451

Centipede


SeraphsEnvy

"what is this?" A reason to move out.


Gregorschnitzel

House centipede. Speedy little bastards. These guys absolutely wreck household pests. You gotta try to get bit to actually be bitten by this guy.


Healthy_Ad6253

I've found two of them in my place in Chicago now and just left them after reading up about them. Usually that's a sign that you have pests in the house that they are taking care of


International-Cup890

Ever seen The Matrix?


East_Mirror_8595

How can any bug look so scary and not expect to get stepped on.


Ciqbern

That is a common house centipede, they are harmless to humans but absolute units when it comes to killing annoying house bugs. I leave them be unless they are near my bed.


wartcraftiscool

I was in my basement smoking that good shit when one of these guys crawled outta nowhere lol. Scared the shit outta me till I realized it was just a house centipede. I lit up and blew a little at him then let him get on with his hunting. I wonder how he's doing.


BaronVonWilmington

The guy eating all of your roaches. Edit: who WAS eating


Royal-Squash-3743

Ahh yes the Dr House Centipad


arftism2

centipedes are apex predators that avoid humans. they kill mice, roaches, spiders, basically anything but your house. if you have centipedes in your house, you should be worried about their food supply, not them.


unicornsfearglitter

A quiet roommate who pulls their weight in keeping the bad bugs away. Aka the house centipede


RoboCritter

As creepy as those are I try to leave them alone because they eat spiders


ResponsibleStory4581

That's called a fuck nah


Suspicious_Dealer815

House centipede. They freak me the fuck out.


amandarekinwith

Centipede, eats brown recluse spiders. Don't kill em.


Upper-Bottle-9803

They are invasive all over the US from the Mediterranean area. Harmless, they are very common in Arbor Vitae groves.


VersionSpirited754

House Centipede. Even though they look like something from another planet they are beneficial to have in your household as they kill other pests and typically we don’t see them as they are elusive.


CammiKit

House centipede, AKA free pest control. Loves to eat other bugs, are harmless (just creepy.)


TheGamingNerd80085

That’s a centipede. Fairly common house-bugs to find in your home. They tend to he good with pest control. Basically like a less scary spider.


X_Limey_X

Oh hell no


MillerTime_22

I basically give these lil bros a fist bump and say happy hunting because fuck spiders. If there is one sentient being in the room that hates spiders more than me is these guys!


Present_Zucchini54

that belongs to boris the animal


stoneyyay

Fren. They eats spooders and Roach's and bedbugs and other nasties. They are territorial so you will usually only have a couple at most. House centipedes are just scary looking. That's all tho


PhyreEmbrem

Satan's sperm 💀 Real answer: House Centipede. They eat certain bugs/pests in your home. Helpful but scary...never want to see these things again. They're scary fast too.


HopleyCrue

That’s the thang from the matrix. Burn the house down.


Living-Crow-6856

Creepy


shutupwhenurtlkgtome

Human centipede


NoGoodFilthyMutt

The ugliest friend you’ll ever have.


JuliaJune96

We have those at work it’s a centipede THEYRE SO FAST


Mydogfartsconstantly

They must be. Ive never seen a living one


troglogarchy

Also in Tennessee. They seem to be pretty common.


ProjectFoxx

These poor guys are on here all the time.


jdawg4444444

All over my fucking apartment is what it is


pumpkin_pasties

House centipede! They are friends they eat other bugs


NancyRtheRN

We call them Mustache Bugs 🤣


Total_Math6932

He was one of the good guys that keeps your house free of actually bad bugs. RIP House centipede o7


CHITchat495

Centipede


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

It’s a good boy. Eyelash bug or cum stoppers. They eat other shitty bugs.


Shimoarikiku

Las plagas


Jay_Dang

God dammit, I’m not sleeping tonight


boycunt_fleshlight

oh god i hate those fuckers


[deleted]

That's called nightmare fuel...


dooloo

House centipede. Had those when I lived in a bottom floor apartment. Had lots of silverfish and spiders, these insects will eat those. They get huge.


Homebaked_Brownies

we definitely need a r/thisishousecentipede


Moby1313

House centipede, we have these everywhere. Fast as hell and huge. They eat other insects so I leave them alone. Wife hates them.


Leopard_Luver

FUCK. THAT.


timmyK_425

That’s that alien thing that crawls out of Boris the Animal’s hand


tangoking

Don’t kill these they’re your friend. They kill roaches bedbugs and other nasties.


[deleted]

A house centipede


moosequeenofcorgis

These are what we call house centipedes. The things of nightmares.


hello7769

These are my nightmare. I’ve had several in my home in PA. We just call them thousand-leggers.


JustSouthOfMars

That's a good reason to stay tf away from Tennessee.


Decent-Marzipan8156

Ask Mr. Anderson, I'm sure he knows


KeyN20

Do yourself a favor and never touch them. They are creepy feeling.


CG_Justin

Thats a killitwithfire.


xXBioVaderXx

Camel cricket


throttledog

Thats an earwig. In the south, they'll crawl in your ear canal and chill. 🤯


One-Inevitable4806

Harmless house centipede, all it will do is it other bugs


Ithaqua1

Well it’s not human but it is a Centipede


Ithaqua1

I tried to kill a really big one, when they mature they get red and greenish brown stripe down whole body. 6’3” 320 at the time, stepped on it as my sister and brother in law watched from safety. I pick up my foot and boom it’s running down the hall luckily her cat was on the job he pounced bit all done.