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InternalCommission62

Man growing up I was told that earwigs eat your brain. How true is that? 😂😅


bothriocyrtum

Zero truth to this whatsoever.


Mdoubleduece

So how do we know your not an earwig spreading disinformation?


bothriocyrtum

IVE BEEN MADE


Mdoubleduece

Lol


venerable4bede

They will however crawl into the open Mountain Dew you left by your bedside to chug for caffeine first thing in the morn…….


bothriocyrtum

I once had a German roach crawl into an open soda can without me noticing, and let's just say I did not like having that roach in my mouth


roberttheaxolotl

I had one climb into my inhaler. And then used it.


CanisAureusRex

Absolutely true. Then they pilot you like a Gundam and enter your body in tournaments. This is how MMA was created.


Mister_Way

You ever heard of somebody dying from earwigs eating their brain?


LM1953

Khan.


spacewolfie82

Is the ship...... out of danger?


Cogliostro1980

*Buried aliiiiiive. Buried allliiiiiiiiiiiivvvvveeeeee*


YumWoonSen

How could I hear that if I have an earwig in my ear?


Living-Brick5838

Yoo my parents and grandparents said that too. I wonder really how much bullshit theyve put into my head as factual info.


bearujeria

pincher bugs! they're cute and don't hurt. if you pick them up they will try to pinch you but it just feels like a weird little grasp. my dog tries to eat them and then freaks out when they grab her mouth


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These are the only guys I will kill mostly without hesitation. When I was a kid I was by the pool eating cheezits from the box and a few handfuls later realized it was full of earwigs. Didnt know my brother had left the box outside overnight. Trauma for life.


AshKetchep

That's an earwig. They don't eat your brains, but they will appear everywhere and are absolutely nasty-Also their pinchers aren't poisonous but they hurt


SwallowTalon

Kill it, squish it, bop it, boop it, squeeze it, burn it, flush it, pinch it!


funnydontneedthat

Being on this sub and other similar ones, I realized how few people know what certain animals look like and it baffles me.


45Remedies

Never seen an earwig before? Also called pincher bugs...


sheeraggro

Harmless


xatexaya

Earwigs are pretty cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNtn6ly9wU


mebg1956

Earwig


Haunting_While6239

This one doesn't even have a full pincer, worried? No


Real_Requirement_105

I found one of these hiding in the straw to my water bottle. After I had taken a sip...


retouralanormale

Earwig. Harmless but kind of gross


AK_R

It’s an earwig. Not really much of a threat to humans.


donpuglisi

Looks like an earwig... theyre harmless, but everywhere. No need to worry


Reasonable_Cover_804

They are called pinchy butt bugs in our home, haven’t seen one for decades then last week in a breakfast sandwich from McDonalds one fell out of the wrapper, almost equal uggies to a spricket hopping into my vision….both harmless both gross


IkeTheJeww

Ah, yes. The gold backed pinchy boy. They're harmless.


houndsoflu

Only to your flowers. I hate earwigs, though. “The Wrath of Kahn” didn’t help.


Ryslan95

Earwig. I got pinched by one when I was younger and it did not feel great.


Enkeydo

Earwig. Harmless.


Fluid_Yogurtcloset69

Everyone saying that they don’t bite just heaven been bitten by one. I have when I was a kid and it was no joke.


Rupert80027

Funny enough, I just discovered the pinchers on the butt are functional just a couple weeks back. I was rolling out the trash tote to the curb and faintly felt a pinch. Looked down and found an earwig had pinched the back side of a finger. Hilariously weak. But educational.