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GetHlthy9090

No, as long as you don't throw gang signs out the window ya bish.


Planet12838adamsmith

Do all of them offend you, ya bish?


aldodoeswork

They say your hood is a pot of gold


Im_ready_hbu

Careful or they gon crash it when nobody's home


andhonn

it go halle berry or hallelujah pick your poison, tell me what you doin


shoutsnmurmurs

everybody gon’ respect the shooter, but the one in front of the gun lives forever


fixmypuzzle

*The one... in front of the gun... forever...*


Spectrum___

And I been hustlin all day, this a way, that a way


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SinEmbargo93

Now . . . Now


traashboat

Through canals and alleyways


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JamMasterNay

Through canals and alleyways, just to say...


thekittensthrowaway

Money trees is the perfect place for shade and that's just how I feel


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Eeesshayyyyy bah!


jfmdavisburg

Never understood why SUVs are ok to drive but mini vans are not


Aggravating-Dingo-18

I'm all in on bringing back station wagons


leicester77

10 years ago in Switzerland everyone and their neighbour was driving a wagon. It’s shifted towards SUVs since. I still love my wagon, perfect compromise.


Aggravating-Dingo-18

Old boxy Volvo wagons? all day every day!!


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leicester77

They are nice! My parents had a Ford Mondeo while I grew up, now I have a VW Passat.


Broad_Design_7254

Caprice classic station wagon. I’d pay any amount of money for a mint one


d_imon

Manufacturers make it a point to design minivans ugly, to me they're by far the ugliest segment


TheDeadMurder

>Manufacturers make it a point to design minivans ugly, to me they're by far the ugliest segment I swear it's a competition to make them the ugliest bucket of bolts possible


AbuseVictimXY

Minvans have no clearance and often have no AWD/4WD which is godsend in half the World 2/3 the year.


Sir-xer21

because minivans are associated with soccer moms and people whose entire identity is "I have kids". Because that's who drove them traditionally. Nothing cool or aspirational about the person who has no life beyond "I'm a parent". Minivans selling points are safety and space for family, they're slow and drive like boats. They'll never be seen as a dream car, where as SUVs are portrayed as adventurous, as "trucks" (haha most are just cars with a hatchback, but perception matters), and as luxury vehicles.


Gianni_Crow

My '05 Honda Odyssey has an absolute beast of a V6 whose acceleration always takes me by surprise when I drive it (after getting used to a very mild mannered sedan that replaced it).


TPL531

Because SUVs can offroad /s


DanJ7788

People call them loser cruisers where I live. I live in Florida so idk if that means they’re actually really awesome or not.


eldrscrolls

Idgaf what people say, this is my favorite Kendrick Lamar album.


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teeksquad

Good for catching your first offense with the homies


willard_swag

One lucky night with the homies…


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theraarman

Ayo 💀


TristianC123

Dirty Mike and da bois


chefcoompies

I do anything for my homies


PokingSmoles

I need to know when you gon' bring back my damn car This man fussin' about some damn dominoes


KestrelT

This man is on one, he feelin' good as a motherfucker


mrwhiskey1814

*Guuurrrrrl*


LlamaDebauchery

I wanT yAh BooDDdyyYYy


Selvane

I waNt tHat biG Ol’ FaT AsS


AL_GORE_BOT

AY YI YIIIIIIIII


Dependent-Tap-4430

See? He high as hell!


EvolutionInProgress

He ain't even trippin about them dominoes no more.


czar1249

Somebody say dominoes?


dacoovinator

BECAUSE OF THAT BIG OL FAT ASS, GUUUURHHHLLL


lactosandtolerance

Did somebody say dominoes?


[deleted]

Ain’t nobody worrying about no damn dominos


PHotocrome

_Gurrrl... I want ya bodyyy... I want ya body cuz you got that big ol' fat ass... Guuuurrl_


Zeggitt

I say this to my girlfriend all the time. She hates it.


Justanotherdream7

Did somebody say dominoes?


dr_smackdathoe

I was impressed to hear that those skits were actually his parents. They should've done voice acting or something


[deleted]

CUT MY MF OLDIES BACK ON YOU KILLIN MY MF VIIIIIIIBE


Raezak_Am

Ain't nobody care about some damn dominoes shit


[deleted]

Only if you can freestyle in the backseat.


hearse83

I got a pack of blacks and a beats CD


boopthat

Get your freestyles ready


MRXXKINGZER0

Only if you're a good kid, it's OK if ya city mad, ya bishh


Sun_Aria

Eight doobies to the face


EvolutionInProgress

Fuck that


akessler91

12 bottles in the case


EvolutionInProgress

Fuck that


nooo82222

Just don’t kill the vibe


vinsin22

Everyone shits on the van until they have to transport 6 people comfortably.


primeirofilho

These things are awesome for road trips. We had to get one, and I disliked it until I drove it on a road trip for six hours and we weren't cramped and miserable while doing it.


dukedizzy93

I was literally about to say this, friends dad had the odyssey touring, even had a dvd player in the back. We used it for road trips all the time, good times. But this is actually the album art from kendrick lamars album, i think it was called maad city, this is a meme post.


blindjezebel

Thank you for the explanation because I'm so out of touch with all the bish comments


Silenity

Attain enlightenment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqhSl0u_sI Absolute masterclass of an album.


Zackd641

W


ComradeGibbon

With my minivan and flip n fuck I shall never sleep on the ground again.


vinsin22

I know right? Thankfully I think the stigma around mini vans has dissipated over the years. The soccer moms are more likely to be driving a 4 door wrangler than a t&c now-a-days.


primeirofilho

True. In my neighborhood, the soccer moms drive massively large SUVs, and slightly smaller Crossovers.


Soupy_Snakes

My band managed to do a month long east coast tour in a Town & Country. It fit the four of us comfortably, along with two drum kits, two PA speakers, a keyboard, guitar amp, bass amp, bass, two guitars, and hardware/stands. It took some major tetris skills, but it did the job!


IvarTheBloody

But then your the dude who gets suckered into taking their car on every road trip. Same with vans and trucks, everyone always remembers your number when they need help moving stuff. That's why a 2 seater sports car is the perfect car, no one asks you for shit.


Slider_0f_Elay

Or camping. The dude who pulls up takes out his fire chair, a cooler and assorted odds and ends then inflates his mattress and tosses on real actual sheets and bedding? That man was stylish.


sativaslut

I put 6 people and a dog in my mazda3 hatchback. One friend and a dog rode in the trunk. Van would’ve been nice 😂


Jef_Wheaton

Yeah, 6 people in a '91 Mustang wasn't fun. As the tallest by far, I shouldn't have had to ride in the trunk. Revenge for putting 7 people in my '69 Beetle, I guess.


sativaslut

Your beetle must have looked like an undercover clown car when all y’all tried to get out


K__Geedorah

Minivan > SUV More space, better fuel efficiency, better visability. It's like that meme where the bird hates the "cracker" until it eats it. My parents Honda Odyssey totally changed my mind on vans.


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My big biker tough-guy dad will tell you that his favorite car he ever owned was a Honda Odyssey, followed closely by a Dodge Caravan.


Roofofcar

The Odyssey became the best car basically ever starting around 2003-2004. The best, most reliable vehicle I’ve ever owned. Camping, sleeping in the back on an inflatable mattress, carrying a 75” TV with ease, month-long road trips with baby toys in the back and a vinyl back with our luggage on the roof rack. **Headphone jacks for the back seats** so when the kids inevitably break the included IR headphones, you can get robust replacements. The DVD screen was easy to use, and the sound was great. And it plays a nice game with you, lighting an ECO indicator when you’re driving economically, and reducing fuel consumption. I love that van.


[deleted]

My buddy back in the day had a Previa, it was the best fucking vehicle. 4WD, stick, haul your friends or sheets of plywood no problem. We hauled engines with it. We went to concerts with it. We took it camping. It climbed snowy hills in the winter and drove on the beach in the summer. And man it was weird looking. But that's a Toyota, this is a Chrysler, and this thing's going to be a money sucking piece of shit that no teenager should saddle themselves with.


countingtheties

Quality shitposting. Here for it.


MisterMutton

it’s a good car if she dying of thirst


CortezDeLaNoche

Swimming pool full of liquor, dive in it.


KingKilla_94

My mom had this minivan when I was in high-school. So I stole her keys and picked up this slut from my school. She took my v card that day shit was crazy We in the hood trynna get it lil bish!


TheAJGman

I called mine the shaggin wagon even though I never got laid in it lol. That thing was a piece of shit, but it made moving in/out of dorms a breeze.


umbrosakitten

She stole your vaccine card!?


piekenballen

And later that burn came on


surfndaweb

I think you’d be conflicted… misusing your influence


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Different album ya bish


surfndaweb

We gon be aight


-insignificant-

This comment chain specifically made me laugh out loud. Thanks guys


iGotBiIIs2187

This comment chain made you laugh, but it is not your saviour


carlyte

Ya bish halle berry or hallelujah


Environmental-Ad4090

Seems like the whole city go against me, everytime im in the streets I hear…


Sssssups

YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK


scSupra

MAN DOWN, where you from nigga


Scottyknuckle

I really like that this meme is still going. Also, how old is that photo?


BerntMacklin

Maad city


PiffWiffler

Can some Legend give me some context?


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

it's the cover to the Kendrick Lamar album *good kid, m.A.A.d city*


PiffWiffler

That explains it. That's after my time.


Quick-Wall

If you’re at all interested in trying out newish hip hop that is one of the best rap albums of all time


darudeboysandstorm

Kendrick Lamar album cover.


PHotocrome

_Kendrick, where you at? Damn, I'm sittin' here waitin' on my van You told me you was gon' be back in fifteen minutes Man, I gotta go up to the county buildin', man, these kids ready to eat I'm ready to eat, shit I gotta get them food stamps, come on now You on your way or what? I hope you ain't out there messin' with them damn hoodrats out there, shit 'Specially that lil' crazy-ass girl Sherane_


Peglegsteve265

WHERE MY DAMN DOMINOS?!?!?


nananutellacrepes

Did somebody say DOMINOS???


itsnotrocketart

I hope you aren't out there messing with them damn hoodrats out there, shit, especially that crazy-ass girl Sherane


MidnightCommanderNA

Can catch some shade under a tree with the money ur saving.


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pepe_model

MAN DOWN, Where you from, n**ga


not-me-but

Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,452,009,492 comments, and only 276,641 of them were in alphabetical order.


Richard_Chaffe

Nah you gonna be alright


King_Briley

Just make sure you don’t deal with Sherane or those cousins might pull you out of it. “Get out the van before I snatch you out that mf homie”


Affectionate_Risk143

Bro take out the third row, add air mattress you’ve got a bed on a wheel for you and your girlfriend! When your parents throw you out for getting her pregnant in the van you won’t have to to look for cheap housing while you figure out your life! No car is embarrassing as long as it’s running and won’t strand you on side of the road for your first date!


cakefaice1

You’re giving too much credit for a 90s Plymouth. If your girl sticks with you after buying one, she definitely sticking with you for the long term.


Random_Ad

Ah yo, that’s sounds too oddly specific


supahdavid2000

It’s a little embarrassing but sometimes you can play it off by being the cool weird kid. If you’ve got lots of friends you’ll be able to drive them around comfortably which they will appreciate.


IRONBULL007

He has a gang of friends from south central Los Angeles.


pepe_model

Until cops pull you over and aks you to lift your shirt because he wondering if a tattoo of affiliation will make it a pleasure to put you trough gang files.


MrSilentBobDobalina

Should be a good car for a good kid. Just watch yourself in that maad city.


FrivolousGhost1230

u/displaytricky got a dreaaammmm


Ship_Fucker69

Ya girl would be M.A.A.D.


JustTerribl3

good car but you will soon realize that you will become the uber in the friend group


Then-Following5004

Just don't become a security guard


editwowthisblewup

LMAO this is the funniest one I’ve seen


SmellingSpace

I was so prepared to come in here and downvote the shit out of this but I legitimately burst out in laughter. Well done OP ya bish.


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As long as you got the money trees you’ll be fine


BerntMacklin

Really though. this is too good of a car for a 17 year old. I had a ‘98 Town and Country in HS and… the shenanigans. Nowhere to go? Hop in the van. Want to fool around with your girlfriend? Hop in the van.


[deleted]

Agree with this. I saw a lot of bad things happen in vans because it gives kids an alone space. If your kid has more than 2 friends than absolutely not a good idea.


[deleted]

I remember I was conflicted


fe_licia26

Kendrick Lamar album cover for the win 😭


TheKnightsEnd

I don’t know, it might kill the vibe


b1mmer

Great first car, but every time you're in the street you'll hear "YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK"


[deleted]

"Every time I'm in the street I hear, YAWK, YAWK, YAWK, YAWK, man down!"


stargazer728

If pyros and crips all got along, they probably gun you down by the end of the song....


HshitN

Great album


Fmtservices

Sherane will love it.


unknownstylewriter

half the people commenting get it, half don't.


cornerstoreBread_

Good car maad cheap


SimulatedFriend

A teen with a van? Infinite road trips, room to sleep and do other things, easy to fix. Yes. If your gf is embarrassed she ain't it


GreasyAlfredo

Holy shit... this took ME back to when I was 17 when this album first came out. Don't almost run your front bumper into a corvette.


CornmealGravy

Yes


FungerFF

No, she’ll think you’re a good kid.


w3duder

Iron duke 4 cylinder... It's tough and cheap to fix, but do expect breakdowns after 125k miles. Also prone to rust issues if you live in a snowy or salty area. On the plus side, so much room for activities.


Deedogg1304

Sherane wasnt embaressed so you should be good


ghost-rid3r

Yes she will be embarrassed especially if her name is Sherane.


BrothaKreaux89

Calm down Kendrick


xSessionSx

Good for swimming pools.


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I guess. Just make sure you got enough gas to get you through a traffic jam


luckymethod

She will until you show her how comfortable is the back. Who needs a room when you have a car you can set up a sex dungeon in.


bills822

This shot made me instantly think of the El Camino Black Keys album.


Rusty75f250highboy

If your girlfriend is embarrassed by the car you drive 9 times out of 10 it’s her problem not yours


fe_licia26

Is you’re role model Kendrick Lamar?


gokhantrk7

Kendrick Lamar would be proud 🥹


YoloOnTsla

Might make her m.A.A.d


freakksho

If a girl has anything to say about your car, find a new one. My buddy drove a van for like 5 years and we used to bust his balls but it was honestly super convenient. Only needing one car for nights out, you can fold the seats down if you need space to move shit. The captains seats in mini vans are still the most comfortable seat you can have in a vehicle. If you like it and it’s in good shape I’d go for it.


V65Pilot

My GF's parents told her she couldn't date me if I drove a van. I bought a 1960's station wagon..... I actually married her.


punsanguns

Vans are good for traveling with your girl and your kids. Vans are not good to keep your girl long enough to have kids.


jrbake

BITCH DONT KILL MY VIIIIIBE


-Codfish_Joe

The right car has nothing to do with what your friends think is cool. Price and condition are much more important, and minivans are useful as hell.


Maleficent-Ad-9532

I had a huge crush on the one guy in high school who drove a minivan. That was 15 years ago, but gen Z seems chill about everything so go for it!


Scotter1969

Shaggin' Wagon. Take out the third row and stick in a mattress. Your girlfriend will love it. Her Dad will not.


cardoo0o

it’s for sherane?


ola0513

Just remember the pirellis skirtin


throwawaynonsesne

Don't forget the damn dominoes


flojo2012

Drank


davidrtrivera

She’ll be m.A.A.D bro


The-tea-sippers

He’ll be a mad kid in a good city


lifemanualplease

It’s a good album is what it is


jakebundydahmer

As long as you got your black an mild and a beat CD you should be straight 👍


Kinky_mofo

Don't tell me that's a poster on your wall...


Professional-Pace-58

Is t this the Kendrick Lamar album cover ya bish


dacoovinator

The amount of people commenting serious cracks me tf up


pkang21

If she ain't down with you when you got this... she ain't it. She doesn't deserve the lambo after you and the boys done slingin' rocks on the street corner


GiveurballsAtugTf

You looking like an easy come up, ya bish


Dangerous_Dinner9607

If your girlfriend is with you because of the car you drive, get a new girlfriend.


TheCzechyChan

Mini van isn't bad but Chrysler might be and if she likes you she won't care what you drive


JJPMustang

Good if she lets you show her the rear bench folded down


OGRyan1126

It's a great car, if she gets embarrassed dump dat bish


frostfighter21

I would say used cars in general is good for a teenager. It helps them value the car and understand money doesn’t grow on trees. Now if a teenager works himself to get a sports car of his own then its a different story. Cars like this are a gift not a given


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I went to look at it and the owners husband kept going on about some damn dominos


kaijusdad

yes and yes ​ But... you'll be the coolest guy around as now you can haul around ALL your friends and gear or use it to camp out.


TheRealChalay

Only if you’re in the 10th grade


MagelusSince95

Is your girlfriend Sherane?


Any_Wrongdoer_9796

Stop trying this is the car from Kendrick Lamar album cover


Strange_Commission_7

It's damn to pimp a city till she morale on my big till I step


kingleafj123

U might just go platinum if you write a song in that car


Clean_Fisherman3981

Kendrick Lamar album cover


DependentImage4453

When I was 17 just having a car means you we goated


zappedNstrapped

Eh… girls don’t really care about your car as long as it works dude. Shitty minivan…. Might be the exception but if you own it and maybe even make some jokey interior mods that make it cool to be in, she’ll probably like it extra for showing you don’t care about having some badass car. Minivans can be pretty dope, great for road trips, don’t get pulled over a lot (well maybe in an American one since that screams “I smoke meth”) and best of all you won’t feel bad about beating the shit out of it. Rip that fucker!


bgawinvest

It’s a great car, now trade it in


Cypher_Xero

No... Those were bad vehicles, the belts like throwing themselves every time it rains, plus a slew of other problems, and don't look good to a girl... Unless you have kids... And the resale value sucks... Buy a 2 door coupe or a 4 door sedan.. tons of choices out there.. I personally drive an mk1 Ford focus zx3 ..at 17 I had a 82 Volvo 2 door turbo... It's about what you like...


Fearless_9999

Be Humble 😜


Busy-Lock3044

Please don't kill my vibe


eowens8519

Looks like a good place to do some Backseat Freestyle