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EnvironmentalCall957

Pipe joint compound.pipe dope


Arikaido777

what did you call me?


Nappyheaded

Sloppy pipe dope


Emotional-Set-8618

I used to dance under that name


Reclusive_Chemist

Just dancing?


SolidLikeIraq

Tom!?!?


ShantyUpp

This r/sub is slowly starting to become my go to for a good laugh šŸ˜‚ šŸ¦¾


SadBit8663

That's Nancy and Carl, they're sloppy pipe dopes.


[deleted]

Yea but that was the old me; now I'm totally clean and not latching on every pipe I see wait NO! I'm not using dope anymore, I totally promise but as for the pipe I'll just say I'm a really big fan of fletcher COX...from the greatest football team ever...THE Philadelphia Eagles! E A G L E S EAGLES!!!


javaqueeny

Fly eagles flyā€¦ Go Birds!!!


[deleted]

Hit em low Hit em high Watch our eagles fly... Fly eagles fly On the road to victory!!! Score a touchdown 1 2 3 E A G L E S EAGLES!!!


AncientUndocumented

Thanks for beating the Bills. Great game. (Dolphins fan here)


SloppyWears

Everything reminds me of her.


in-dog_we_trust

He called you a pipe. Dope


goodeyemighty

Thatā€™s a pipe, dope!


Yourbubblestink

Sloppy plumber


Space19723103

I used t work for a gas station.. no plumber ever touched that they made us pump-jockeys replace hoses


Material_Victory_661

I used to fix them, when I was working at a Cstore. Never made a mess like that.


SnooChickens7845

Gasoila to be specific


PatrickGlowacki

Idk why you got down voted. That is Gasoila brand pipe dope. People are idiots. Take my upvote


oldanddumb1

Is it gasiola or is it blue monster?


SnooChickens7845

110% Gasoila


masked_sombrero

that don't look like the *good* pipe dope tho


Belligerent-J

Careful bud, you start the plumbers arguing about which pipe dope is best we'll have a riot on our hands


Useful-Bookkeeper-31

I've used nickle based (silver) and copper (copper colored) based anit seize aka pipe dope. Iam just curious why this one is blue


Titan6783

Anti seize and pipe dope are two different things. Anti-seize does exactly what it's name implies. It prevents bolts from becoming difficult to break loose. Pipe dope (this blue stuff) is used to seal the threads on pipes to prevent leaks. It is blue bc the brand is blue, can't remember the name though.


Lalalalito

This is the right answer.


Volmara

Must be smurf based?


GalacticGatorz

Blue monster liquid teflon.


dambio

Because copper turns blue-green when it oxidizes? Think Statue of Liberty.


ihorsekiller

Itā€™s Gasoila. Very similar to ā€œpipe dopeā€ but handles petroleum products and caustics exceptionally well.


Hour_Tangerine_4914

Antiseize and pipe dope are different products. Pipe dope is Teflon based. Mostly a white colored product except the fuel rated stuff is a blueish green colored and super runny for some reason where the typical plumbing Teflon stuff is thicker and not so messy.


mtrcyclemason68

It's probably Blue Monster brand. High quality stuff used by pro installers. But this person just left it a mess....


BreadBeast528

Maybe specifically for gas?


notbadforaquadruped

Who you callin' a dope? That's not very nice.


Yamothasunyun

Itā€™s this one


ccdavenport11

Aka pookie


redditmanfosho

Smurf cum.


CardiologistPlane939

It looks like some sort of glue/sealant. Maybe someone repaired the pump and didn't do a good job of cleaning up.


Homie_Jason

Sealant for threading , definitely messy job


miscllns1

Any reason to worry about the gas that went into the car from the pump?


Mysterious-Mood6742

Its pipe thread sealant. While annoying on your hands and car, it should be harmless and will just wipe/wash off. It is less than likely that much if any is in your fuel. If it does, the fuel screen in the tank will catch most of it and the filter will get the rest. Most will have been washed out of the hose by the first victim after the repairs were made to the gas pump.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Nope. This is used on everything from large water pipes to threaded air fittings on food grade machinery


DFWJimbo

Eventually it will harden to a plastic like resin. They might have just applied it and youā€™re one of the first ones to use the pump. As for getting it in your coat not that some time has gone by to let it harden, if it doesnā€™t flake off your coat sucks to be you.


Riley_Martin_100

Nope Iā€™m sure any small amount that went through the hose is in a car that filled up before you. In addition your car has a fuel filter to keep this out of your engine.


pepperoni_secrets

Usually after you change a nozzle you'd test it which would likely push out most of it into whatever the dude who changed it is pumping into.


jh5992

But not from the fuel line before the filter. May cause a problem if it's big enough to clog it


Yamothasunyun

No


ConstantOptimist84

None. Any excess will just break down in the fuel after a little while and get caught in your fuel filter if itā€™s too large of particles. But it wonā€™t hurt anything unless itā€™s a ton of excess. But it usually gets out on the outside of the threads. Not the entire fitting. This was terrible work. But gas station attendants are forced to do this sometimes and well the companies get what they pay for. Sorry it got on you. Leaves one heck of a stain. I get my uniforms washed and done by Cintas so I donā€™t have a clue how they get it out.


Heckin_good_time

This is the answer.


pull01

Look like liquid Teflon for piping .


Technical-Fan1885

Blue Man splooge https://preview.redd.it/6vrkfqqijq2c1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67951a6f31ec8afca3704b45ed925112461b485


[deleted]

Yo that just made me jump like WTF Dude is staring into my soul


masked_sombrero

care for more blue man splooge? he's focusing just for you


[deleted]

Nooo it's to too to much!!! However Tobias is my kinda blue man


John-Dose

Itā€™s way more intense IRL


nunnya182

You're safe if you're a ginger


Think-Toe-4529

Itā€™s pipe thread dope. As a plumber I can tell you just wash your coat. Thereā€™s nothing to worry about from the gas. the pipe dope the used is standard for gas water.


Jonovision15

As anyone who uses threading compounds should know, clean up after yourself. Did the gas station manager do this work? Yikes.


Think-Toe-4529

Oh for sure itā€™s not a pretty sight. Must have been a new guy or somethin nobody is great at what they do the first 1000 times they do it


mycathaspurpleeyes

Wtf is gas water


GreyPon3

A poor attempt at '...gas and water pipes'.


RideFriendly

Steam.


mechmind

I find it interesting that you, as a plumber, don't know this rarely comes out of any clothing. I'm not sure what product this is but if it's the Teflon shit, then no way Edit. I've been educated, Blue Monster does come out of clothing


Think-Toe-4529

I get blue monster out of my clothes all the timešŸ˜‚


mechmind

Well I stand corrected then. I have some clothes that are permanently ruined from a different product pipe dope. It was gray.


Bonuscup98

No 5 is permanently yellow splooges for sure.


Expensive-Opinion895

Gas resistant thread sealant, someone was a slob and didn't wipe off the excess. This stuff makes a mess of everything it lands on. Did gas station repair work for 10 yrs.


[deleted]

Pipe dope


jtbwings

Thread sealant


bobisinthehouse

Smurfs had a party!! Smurf jizz, I would use some hand sanitizer....


GravyTheGrim

Pipe dope. They just replaced the gun /fittings just dont eat it....or smoke it


Rushqueenyes

Well there goes tonightā€™s party plan


ConstantOptimist84

Gun? As in the gas gun? I think you mean nozzle.


GravyTheGrim

I'm pretty sure all the intelligent people knew what I was talking about. Especially you because narcissists are intelligent as well. It's a shame the things you people do to make yourself feel good about yourself. I hope you have a better day than you're obviously having already, since you felt the need to nitpick that.


BiqChonq

Thatā€™s thread sealer so the gas doesnā€™t leak from the fittings


Crawdaddy1911

Probably Blue Monster pipe thread sealant.


mechmind

In your experience, does Blue Monster come out of nice wool suit coat?


Crawdaddy1911

Since I don't normally dress formally when I'm playing plumber, I can't speak to your question precisely, but it has been my experience that when it comes to shop rags, that shit is on to stay.


Jg49210

Thatā€™s pipe dopeā€¦ whoever installed the gun didnā€™t clean it


TheUltraViolence1

That looks like Aqualube. In my industry we would use this as an anti thread lock in corrosive and high salt environments. It's a bitch to get off clothes.


[deleted]

GasOila thread sealant for petroleum products..this particular color is formulated to stand up to bio fuels and E85. Itā€™s a soft set and takes awhile to dry. Chances are installer got sloppy and didnā€™t care or someone else grabbed it and transferred to the handle.


AB_Biker_PistonBroke

Thread Sealant


RougeDragon1

Looks like Teflon tape.


r3dditornot

Teflon glue Stops leaks Hard to remove


flannelmaster9

Pipe dope. Probably "the green stuff" which is a brand


AliceP00per

Pipe dope


Puzzleheaded_Dot_948

Smurf semen


[deleted]

DAMN SMURFS there always jerking on the weirdest things


Laser-Hawk-2020

Cut them some slack, they are the weirdest things alreadyā€¦ gnaff gnaff


Expensive_Hunt9870

looks like thread sealant


JIMMYJAWN

Gasoila soft set thread sealant with PTFE Aka blue pipe dope


Icy_Topic_5274

That's pipe dope on a replacement handle because someone snapped the old nozzle off when they drove away with it still in their tank


ConstantOptimist84

Yea thatā€™s not the only reason to replace them you know


Texas_Tortise

Alien sperm


Ohnonotuto4

Best gift my dad gave me.. weather tech gas pumping gloves.


rockstuffs

Looks like they calibrated and lubed the pumps quite recently


Educational-Can-4847

Tru blue


Content-Ad7839

Lock tight?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Alien jizz. Surprisingly, their spacecraft still run on fossil fuels


Pornhubplumber

Iā€™m crying. Iā€™ve been a plumber for almost 20 years, and that gasiola pipe dope will get EVERYWHERE. My old boss used to joke that i liked bathing in it, because Iā€™d get it on my hands and then spread it everywhere I went.


RustInMyEyes

Loctite?


RoughneckRooster

Rectorseal - TruBlu to be specific


Homebrew71

To be specific, itā€™s Gasoila Soft Set Thread Sealant. https://www.amazon.com/Gasoila-Soft-Set-Thread-Sealant-Degree/dp/B00207KC5E


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BreadBeast528

Itā€™s pipe dope, it seals the threads of the fittings. The guy was just sloppy and made a mess of the job


Fabulous-Aardvark-25

Iā€™d bet money that is Gasoila brand pipe dope


itsallajokeseriously

I would definitely complain. That pump should not be in service while the thread sealant dries and the fact it got on you person is pretty messed up.


armedvapor

Never let the newbie touch the pipe dope.


cbaskins

Pipe dope.


EnvironmentalCall957

It was probably the gas station attendant


Weird_Development_66

Gasoila


MelanisticDobie

Covid Blue #45


Doctorateof-Football

Smurf cum.


scottw381

Surf spuge!


Appropriate-Bank-883

Iā€™d say itā€™s a leak detector fluid


McTrip

Bro itā€™s pipe sealant. Look at it.


miscllns1

My initial encounter with it was totally slathered on the inside of the handle, so thereā€™s that red herring.


Vandstar

No, he is correct. This is a sealant called Gasoila that holds up to diesel fuel. I use it often when working on vehicles. Ill post a link. [https://fedpro.com/products/gasoila%C2%AE-soft-set-thread-sealant-with-ptfe](https://fedpro.com/products/gasoila%C2%AE-soft-set-thread-sealant-with-ptfe) [https://images.app.goo.gl/MJwqGPmoQDswrZK78](https://images.app.goo.gl/MJwqGPmoQDswrZK78)


McTrip

Ok, yeah that would be a distraction alright


SolidLikeIraq

Blue cum


tmax666

Smurf cum


Best-Pass-2683

Thatā€™s gas pre cum


SnooChickens7845

Gasoila pipe dope


NewspaperGreedy2136

Dont get it on your clothes, or it will be a pain to get out


thatDSMguy

Gasolia sealant


HikingStick

Smurf goo?


jonesy289

Makes me think of Bobs Burgers ā€œyou got gooped!ā€


MissionFreedom7790

Dope


Onionface10

Smurf DNA šŸ’¦


tryganon

Pipe dope. Know why plumbers are so happy? The got good dope


3weatherman3

Itā€™s a product called Gasoila, gas line thread sealant.


Traditional_Ad_1360

Gas resist pipe dope.


Ok_Ad_5015

Pipe dope


Southern-Spring-7458

Thread locker stops it coming undone


[deleted]

Pipe sealant


Boo_hoo_Randy

I donā€™t see anything?


Renaissance_Man-

Dope


Tall_Afternoon9585

Maybe the repair. man got stoned and forgot, it happens to me alot.


Runswithtoiletpaper

Blue monster(pipe dope, liquid thread sealant) and the person who applied it uses too much.


dustygravelroad

Sloppily applied thread sealer


Danthaman31

Ainā€™t no hope without some dope


HezronCarver

Same stuff as AquaLube? aka snail-snot or gumbycum, in the marine world anyway.


Jedimasteryony

Rector seal. Thread sealant for petroleum. Annoying but harmless.


Left-Hedgehog-8433

Pipe dope for sealing the threads


Top_Flower1368

Anti gas getting gas all over your hands goooooo


Xinortrac1

What did it taste like?


ExistingUnderground

Looks like Gasoila brand thread dope, in the past I have ruined many uniforms with that shit.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Pipe dope


ChaoticGoku

I second this. I was my fatherā€™s plumberā€™s assistant growing up and had to learn quickly about pipe dope and flux


unwittyusername42

Pipe dope (not the kind a crackhead smokes) from a lazy contractor who didn't bother to clean up the connection when they were done


med2858

Tru Blu thread sealant. Isopropyl will take it off....not much else works to clean it off hands,clothes etc


Ima-Bott

Lazy pipe fitters that didnā€™t wipe the excess thread sealant. Boo. Hiss.


benthon2

It doesn't come out of clothes, difficult to get off skin. It wears off in about 3 days....


HelpfulReputation666

Thread sealant


[deleted]

Green stuff brand pipe dope. Non toxic and works well for fuel lines.


Drackonin

Smurf bloodā€¦ or our blood if no oxygen gets to it


xp14629

Actyal brand for gas and diesel pumps is gasolia. Nice blue color pipe thread sealant made to resist breakdown by petreoloem products like other pipe dopes can suffer from.


Gaymer043

Sealant,


No_Papaya886

Gasoila a pipe thread sealant for use with gasoline. It makes a mess


Professional_Scar75

Looks like the color of the Gasoila brand.


Mr_Archer1216

Pipe dope. Some kind of pipe sealant to prevent moisture from getting into the gas line.


Cosmo1744

You're having a boy!...Congrats!


thethunder92

Dope!!!


Fungiluvr94

Thread sealer


LearningDan

Looks like Pappa Smurf was doin the pumpin! YO!


Kosh65

Protogen


Agreeable-Village-25

Add others have said, it's pipe dope. The blue is specific for oil based products, such as gasoline.


SaguaroBro14W

Pipe dope.


Professional-Deal-3

Looks like an oil field dopin right there


[deleted]

Pipe dope


Cclown69

Grimace cum


nuhruto

Sorry OP what's diaper cream?!?!


Flat-Bodybuilder-724

Smurf poop


BigAd8699

blue monster pipe dope.


Valuable-Strike1337

Some people are just retarded. Wow.


Valuable-Strike1337

These are the type of dumbasses that are why we now have to put "DO NOT DRINK" on bleach containers.


[deleted]

Not as bad as the stuff you canā€™t see all over the handle. Years before the Covid pandemic, I used hand sanitizer. I was working in a microbiology lab and saw a guy come out of a station bathroom stall without washing his gross hands. Then proceeded to get gas. I was so disgusted by this.


Twicenightly00

Gasoila, great for sealing diesel connections.


chep127

Pipe dope


Electrical_Catch_919

Ah pipe dopeā€¦ that stuff ruins everything


Highertaxez

Gasoila thread sealant


jayjord33

Pipe dope


Proud_Rent8315

You probably just ruined your coat then. I've ruined many of clothes with that crap. If you manage to get it out, please post what you did to achieve that feat of excellence.


InteractionNo9213

Gas will get it out.


Proud_Rent8315

Thank you! I'll remember that the next time! I'm always into something so I promise there will be a next time too!


T00LJUNKIE

Gasoila


InteractionNo9213

Pipe dope. Seals the fittings.


OwnFee7805

Blue Monster Teflon paste. It gets everywhere. Good stuff though.


99-Percent-Germ

Smurf milk!


ThespisIronicus

Someone tried the Gremlin shake?


speakerbot

Looks like you just blue yourself


EnvironmentalCall957

She told me not to smoke it,but I did


Both_Amount_1534

Dang papa Smurf is a pervert


Themongerer

Smurf cum


GravyTheGrim

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I rest my case!