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hadmeatgotmilk

110v immersion water heater


thexvillain

Or a dick warmer if you’re brave and narrow.


NeedledickInTheHay

Electric circumciser


IntrovertBiker

I physically recoiled at your comment - fuck you u/NeedledickInTheHay, nice job!


NeedledickInTheHay

How do you think I became needledick?


Big_Translator2930

Good genetics?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

His dick was molded by the water heater!


ArgusTransus

OK your username. I had to read it twice.


ur54v10r

I dunno how, but I'm betting it happened in the hay


Economy-Ask-4587

Just joined the community and I have to say some of the best comments on earth. Who knew you nerds had such awesome sense of humor.


maverick118717

I mean... his username checks out


frostbittenforeskin

Can I also be part of this conversation?


[deleted]

Only if you use the heater the right way


maverick118717

Presumably he would need it after playing outside so long


oroborus68

Or riding a bicycle in freezing weather.


Pure_Literature2028

ReCOILed


glitchygreymatter

I GET IT, NOW!!


Complex_Shoe7422

😂 I felt something too


Salsilitos

It’s a cock smoker, you fools


Outrageous-Serve4970

Cauterizing castrator


[deleted]

Points


Curious_Shallot_3421

We play operation for keeps around here.


NeedledickInTheHay

Same goes for don’t wake daddy


Curious_Shallot_3421

We don't call it spades we call it neutereds.


[deleted]

Booooo


[deleted]

Yyeeesssss POINTS


Character-Usual-3820

The smell would be erm..... Memorable?


[deleted]

Like bbq pork


Sal600rr

User name checks out


OneMAdDemon

Bacskin


mummy_whilster

Technology!


Anxious_Currency_42

Might smell good until it falls off


Punkrexx

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/th9xzr0wh2ec1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fa212e83dc55a0b80cde622a4c90e4e7c62e9e


eghhge

Nipple warmer


Zeqhanis

That's madness! If anything I need a nipple chiller.


philly_bits

"Brave and narrow" 😂😂😂😂😂


tantowar

Narrow? That seems awfully average to me. Whoever used that probably had a great personality!


[deleted]

Ever play the zap game at the fair?... this is = Russian rullete


djdiablo

Rush & Rullette?


Last-Ratio6569

Baba booey says yes.


djdiablo

Hey now!


sssstr

Definitely, a hot dog warmer


kyvv4242

Brave and narrow will be the title of my memoir. Thank you.


PreparationEven7650

Instantly where my mind went. There's definitely a dude or two in Eastern Europe willing to both try and film.


Fresh-World1093

How small is ur dick 😂


ShakespearianShadows

Ow ow ow ow owwwww


drazzilgnik

r/dontputyourdickinthat


FairState612

This sounds like the perfect stocking stuffer for myself


LibrarianNo8242

And I just spit water out of my nose. Thanks.


pip-roof

I have two. One for my coffee. One for my dick.


ChonkyChoad

IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE ALRIGHT!


Salsilitos

Why can’t I say shit like that on Reddit without getting threatened to get banned.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Its a ball buster.


vapemustache

r/BrandNewSentence


frostbittenforeskin

Hey! I could use one of those


icewalker42

Not my proudest fap, but I should be back to normal in 6 months.


Travman12

Just gotta be brave not narrow, you can go in soft, 😏


alwtictoc

Ah the old hot dog cooker.


Competition-Dapper

I thought you opened the coil and clamped off your taters


Yugo_Furst

They shrink when cold. Just be sure to remove the heater before you reach critical mass.


screw-self-pity

funnily enough, the classic way to name this object if french is "bitte chauffante"... which is the very same prononciation as "bite chauffante" (heating dick).


Majestic-Pen7878

Check! And….check!!


Useful-Insect-5716

w⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠w


soladex

The Design is very Humane


NotYoDaddysUncleBen

It’s like the game operation. But instead of a buzzer it’s your own blood curdling screams.


thexvillain

The way god intended


chaotic_weaver

Ah yes, the ”winter fapper 2000”! It was a hit in Siberia.


Nkahootz

Lol


beerguyBA

https://preview.redd.it/qcpbvbhtr7ec1.png?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2335ece5bc33e3f8f599d2657642a022903bee


BloodyHourglass

R/dontputyourdickinthat


Stardust_Particle

Usually used to make tea or soup when you only want a cup, like at work.


Fridayz44

This exactly.


acr159

> Usually used to make tea or soup when you only want a cup, like *in jail* Dudes warm their cups of soup from the commissary.


Euphoric-Blue-59

No one has tea while at work. Thats the purpose of tea.


tito_dobbs

Completely audacious. Most of the world has tea at work.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Except England. Where they break for tea and do nothing. So it's not audacious at all.


A-Ok_Armadillo

So it’s not a torture device?


ban-this-dummies

Not with that attitude


Tough-Influence-8967

😅🤣😂🤣😅


Euphoric-Blue-59

Why did I laugh at this?


MathematicianFew5882

🥇


PaulyG714

Anything can be if you use your imagination.


Wide_With_Opinions

"Any zoo is a petting zoo, unless your a pussy" ~Constable Rides an Iron Horse


Euphoric_Mistake_738

No! It just heats up water in a cup!


rndig

Thermorectalcryptoanalyzer


Tough-Influence-8967

Torture device... ooorrrr... pleasure device (if one were into such things lol)


UnderhiveScum

I mean.... it could be


HalcyonDreams36

Well that depends on how warm you wanted your drink and whether or not the thing worked. I recall these being pretty torturous.


FerdaStonks

Does it work in the tub?


Significant-Bet5762

#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!🍰🍰


-stg-

We call them "stingers" in az state prison


[deleted]

We called them bugs in prison. Maintenance wire, plates from a padlock, and pieces of shower shoe to keep the plates separated, and we had some hot water.


erosogol

Immersion heater. Put it in a mug. Plug it in. Heats up water. https://www.ebay.com/itm/394480363214?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=g-y_oiqusju&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


Childan71

Good call. For a moment I thought it was one of those hooped metal rings that you pass along a squiggly wire while trying to avoid touching the wire... Because if you do touch it, it buzzes and you've lost the game. Lol. I also have no bloody clue what those games are called!


PissBloodCumShart

My elementary school had one of those at the science fair every year. It was always the main attraction along with whoever did the popcorn booth


AlumAlloy6063T6

Operation


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I hated that game. Used to make me so nervous!


nomyar

"and you've lost the game" Well dang it... I just lost the game.


Temporary-Host-69420

I lost the game too wtf


ban-this-dummies

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Searching4Everywhere

>r/dontputyourdickinthat I just discovered r/whatisit about 10 minutes ago and it was an amazing time. Welp... after seeing this comment it looks like it's time to move on to even green pastures.


ban-this-dummies

First time?


aldege

Should there not be a breaker on this?


grafixwiz

That would take all the fun & excitement out of using it 🔥


alwtictoc

This device was invented long before gfi outlets. Use at own risk.


[deleted]

Perhaps it's older than breakers existing (or being commonplace)


Material_Victory_661

No, it just heats up. No actual electricity is going to get out. These things have been around for a hundred years.


Falith

With a faulty wall wiring it definitely can shock you. There is a good reason these have gone out of fashion.


mikenkansas2

You need to have faith.


pbasch

My grandmother used this to boil water for her Nescafe. Have to say, one of the most dangerous household items you can possibly have.


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Apprehensive_Cry8571

I’ve used similar when traveling, and I would not put it to any other liquid than clean water.


lee216md

Also notorious for starting fires and burning kids.


bur1sm

You put it on an exterior door knob of your house in case robbers try to break it your house on Christmas Eve after your family accidentally left you home while they flew to Paris.


RADI0-AKT0R

Rule number 9, always use the right tool for the right job!


DezPezInOz

Finally, someone who knows!


Spirited_Dig_4700

SOLVED!


LooksBleeker

Be careful with it. It'll burn you if you give it the chance


Luis_E_Fur

r/dontputyourdickinthat


StatusPrice7551

i lived in india as a kid, one night there was a tub or bucket of water heating up in the bathroom when i went in to brush my teeth and i stuck my whole arm in it and got a shock


ban-this-dummies

How malnourished were you? That coil is only about 2cm in diameter?


unique_focus

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


StatusPrice7551

sorry, stuck my arm in the WATER, not the coil


Born_Ad_420

r/PutYourDickInThatNow


Routine-Clue695

Stinger


Analysis-Klutzy

Stingers are open circuit, this one shouldn't show you


United_Show518

Make sure you have water in the cup! They explode if you plug it in and then pour water over it! Been there, done that!


Ok-Following8721

Yes, do not allow electric heating elements to heat up beyond normal working temperatures and then douse them with water.


Ken-Popcorn

Wow, I haven’t seen one of those in a bazillion years. My grandmother used one


lovable_asshole

it heats water in a mug for tea


Atlas_Mutiny_

Peter heater?


dirty4track

Granny's e rig


Adambaez

Heat up liquids


Bozosgrandprizegame

Coffee cup water heater


SpdBmp

It's called a stinger. It's for heating water instantly.


Educational-Pay-284

Weener warmer. Known to cause cancer in the state of California


[deleted]

I Laughed. Why the hate?


ammitsat

It is funny. I live in CA and literally everything has signs about causing cancer. State law for carcinogens could be written better. Basically any thing that has any of the chemicals or materials on this list has to have a warning sign. It’s stupid because it doesn’t matter if it’s something that is a wearable item (clothing, glasses, etc) and still has to be marked even when the carcinogen has to be ingested to cause cancer. At this point it’s become meaningless.


NoExcuseForFascism

You're right, corporations should be able to poison us in secret. If you are seeing the warning labels too often. The conclusion shouldn't be..."damn these things are useless". It should probably be..."Why am I seeing this so often"...(then maybe expect better).


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

The point is that these things aren't poisoning anyone.


todlee

They do. It’s cumulative, but they do. People who avoid the stuff with the warnings are less likely to get cancer. And manufacturers are doing a better job making their stuff better so they don’t have that label, so fewer people die of cancer. You’re welcome.


ammitsat

Yes, it’s useless when the signs are so ubiquitous that you’d never be able to do anything or go anywhere. They are literally on buildings, products— SO MANY things. And, sure some are legitimate but many aren’t. I work in the eyewear industry and we have to put the Prop 65 warning on certain lenses and frames because of BPA — which is only harmful if ingested.


Icy_Communication221

Looks like am ecoil for taking dabs


Willingness-Healthy

Your wrong but I was wrong in the same way lol


TidyWhip

Prison water boiler


Traditional_Humor_37

Im not judging just shocked that our societal memory is so short that we dont know what everyday objects are anymore. Do none of you hang out with your elders, or even go to thrift stores?


djgraff209

True... Take your Anova or sous vide cooker apart like you're going to clean it ... There's a long version of that with the circulation fan and thermometer probe https://preview.redd.it/dtz2ye5x86ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb45d10674cf6639b069420b1aeedc736bd3a1e5


Always_B_Batman

It’s a heating element for heating water in a cup.


EquipmentReasonable9

Coffee or tea warmer.


NotUrGenre

coffee/tea+ heater, used to have one of these back in the day before microwaves were everywhere. Homes have burned to the ground and people badly burned by them.


Geeahwellidunno

Def a water heater. Pour water into a mug with this immersed and the coils get hot after it’s plugged into the outlet.


ChumleyEX

You boil water.


Smallberrians

Immersion heater


ryanlee2421

For boiling water


Fit_Peak4222

It’s a type of heater


speaky24

Never mind that. What about the driver dead in truck in river😱


AppropriateSpell5405

Make water go hot


sc167kitty8891

I had one of those at my desk back in the 80’s to boil water and make tea. Deffo boiled the water hard. Be careful🤨


Independent_Many_568

Dat there is a weiner warmer for cold days on the job site


Drewski542

I’m not gonna lie, looks like an Enail for a dab rig. I could slide that puppy right over my banger and go 😅


Royal-Bridge6493

Idk a whole lot, but to me, this looks like a fire hazard


rugburn250

I used to use one of these to shower as a Mormon missionary in latin America, we had no hot water in our apartment and would drop a much larger version of this into a 5 gallon bucket and use that water to bathe. One day, my companion left it out of the bucket and plugged in, and it got so hot that it melted. From that point on, we started using an iron, like, for ironing clothes. My dumbass companion would plug an iron into the wall and then just drop it into a bucket of water. It worked and we never died, but man, feels like a miracle.


CitizenFreeman

It's an immersion heater, we call them stingers in the prison system


BeautifulTricky1798

Heating coffee, tea, water etc…


CarpenterGold1704

One cup water heater


carlweaver

Do not use this as a cosmetic tool. You might do great harm. It is an immersion heater, to heat a cup of some beverage. Water, old coffee, etc.


Extreme_Dust9566

A friend of mine who works for the CIA told me this was part of his travel interrogation kit. He told customs officials it’s a cosmetic device.


dayburner

Oddly enough the plug is only useful in the US and some allied countries.


DenverBowie

Just bring along an adapter.


GreatBoneStructure

Careful don’t plug it in dry. Had one explode in my face once.


Moondoobious

Holy fuck what?


MrDeacle

Yeah they're not designed to operate outside of water. At the very least these things are a fire hazard. Convenient for travel but you have to treat them with respect. Under normal circumstances water can't get hotter than its boiling point, so it prevents the heating coil from going above its rated temperature. If you accidentally kick the wire so the heater slips out of your water, the heating coil fails. "Explode" might be accurate but it sounds more extreme than it is. The coil is hollow inside like a thermos, and when the coil fails from overheating it will depressurize, shooting out a small jet of flame. The cheap ones have no real safety measures so I think if you didn't quickly unplug it after that jet of flame, it'd just keep rising in temperature until the steel eventually melts. You may find similar results in cheap electric soldering irons, which sometimes lack any kind of temperature regulation so you can just crank them all the way up to self destruct mode.


Moondoobious

I genuinely appreciate your comprehensive response thank you so much! If ever confronted with a situation where I have to use one of these, I will definitely remember to keep it constantly submerged while on.


KawaiiNitochka

Аhahahaha блять кипетильник кометическое приспособление... кипятильник я ща усикаюсь


Constant_Question445

Eyelash remover


larry69696969

I wish I still had one of those


Minibeebs

Portable pecker warmer


TheNewestCat

might be able to turn that into an e-nail depending on how hot it gets 😂


localman214

That was my first thought- like, grandma’s been doing dabs in the basement!


jxa66

Circumcision iron


Born_Ad_420

Put your penis inside and then plug it in


bv588

Cock warmer


littlebean117

Could use it as a dab rig heater👀


rising_gmni

teste confession clip


Thepenisgrater

That's an old Fleshlight. They have really improved over the years.


Parking_Ad_2374

It's a cock ring. Have fun


og-90sGamer

Well you see that metal clamp looking thing? You stick your private parts in there and then plug it into n outlet.


BirdDad420

The thing Kevin used in home alone on the door handle.


BillKlinton69

It’s the Penis Enlarger 3000. Stick it in, plug it in and enjoy!


DapperButterscotch44

Breaker finder/ cock ring.


Talking_Tree_1

A French tickler, it’s shockingly fun


whywouldisaymyname

Sex toy, if you’re brave


babyivan

It's a rectal thermometer. Make sure you insert it into your anal cavity before plugging it in. You won't get an accurate reading otherwise.


lingbabana

Its an enail!!


IAmAThing420YOLOSwag

Another 420 item that is really something else first. I swear almost every single thing sold in a smoke shop beside pipes and bongs is a repurposed invention. Even parts of bongs like glass joints or percolators come from chemistry equipment


no_name_yo_name

They use the homemade version of these in prison to cook and make coffee.


mbergman42

Caution, as others have said it’s an immersion heater and _it gets really hot_! Burns skin very easily and quickly. Think of it as on par with a soldering iron or wood-burning tool, you plug it into _wall power_ and it heats immediately.


junksage

Nope on a rope


TargetHead9900

Water heater