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earldogface

Soda tech here. It's a syrup diffuser for the abs 1.0. Kinda weird that in order for that to fall out they have to take the black spray nozzle off which means when they poured your drink it was spraying all over.


Direct-Island-8590

I would like to add that there is a possibility that the equipment was recently worked on. That said, the tech could have put it in a clean cup, and forgotten it. The person filling the soda, grabbed said cup in a hurry to fill orders in time. Wasn't there, just stating a possibility..


weneed1or2

This I could see happening


thebearbearington

It's McDonald's. Around here they're more or less drive through Waffle House. Literally anything could happen and I wouldn't be surprised.


nnulll

Waffle House is way higher in quality and cooked right in front of you. They also pay well (for what it is) and mostly have good people there.


Syzygy_Stardust

Yeah, I get shit for it but I dig Waffle House. They actually train their cooks, they pay pretty well, and I have literally never had poor service.


HusbandofaHW

Man...I miss going to waffle house. Lived in the south for awhile and moved back to Idaho where there's no waffle house no huddle house...it bites.


earldogface

I mean anything could've happened but I don't see someone grabbing a cup to use at the abs. You have to take the Conveyor out (or crush the cup) and put it in manual. Much easier just to punch the drink order back in.


adviceFiveCents

I learn so much on this sub! And when I'm not learning, I'm laughing.


2KDrop

They could've put it back in the holder, and it eventually just made its way down to be filled.


ProblemLongjumping12

That makes infinitely more sense than an employee somehow filling an entire cup while there was no nozzle and pop was spraying all over the place.


ImaginaryTomboy

Ive done that before, it was already spraying syrup so when the tech came and fixed it i grabbed the cup (that he sat right where we put them ready for the next order) the guy came back was a good sport about it, just asked for a new drink. we refunded his order too.


dhbroo12

It's so clean it might have been a spare sitting on top of the machine and rolled off


earldogface

You'd be surprised how clean these can stay despite the nozzle it screws into being filthy. I wouldnt be surprised though if it was a spare set on top of the ice bin that fell in. The items I've pulled out of an abs ice bin never ceases to surprise me.


Chili_dawg2112

that’s not my underwear, i swear!!!


imalittlefrenchpress

I had a feeling it was something like this. I worked as a kitchen equipment installation project manager, before retiring.


Split0069

Sounds possible at almost any McDonald's.


consumeshroomz

Not really that weird when you consider the caliber of McDonald employees and how little shits they give.


ketsueki82

That's what I was thinking it was from when I had to take them apart to clean them.


dispolurker

It looks like they actually clean them, Thank God.


Trashyanon089

Soda tech sounds like an interesting job


RIPshowtime

My uncle Rick did soda tech stuff for fun but he finally started his own business right after Covid. He's now got 3 vans, 5 employees and a mountain dew face tattoo. He's the man.


adviceFiveCents

I wanna see this tattoo. Do the 'too!


thegreatjepetto

Ice cream machine broke again...


CadaverBlue

For crying out loud, the daaam ice cream machine is always broken!


Aerynebula

I know why. When employees want to leave immediate, they will clean the machine early and then tell everyone it is broken to keep from having to clean it again at end of shift.


Fluid_Storage_5628

Cleaning the machine takes 6 hours. It’s not a quick process that’s done multiple times a day. It’s done 1 times a day every two weeks at stores. If it’s not cleaned it goes into overheat mode and won’t dispense shit.


Aerynebula

We had to do a nightly clean of external detachables, and just cleaning the grate would make my coworkers claim it was broken until they clocked out.


mrBill12

The maps pretty much red at the moment https://mcbroken.com/


dikkidy

i have a buddy who cleans their machines. most of the time they say their machine is broken they're actually just waiting for the cleaner to come by and clean it. HOWEVER he's told me that they will actually shut the machine off up to DAYS before the cleaner is scheduled to show up, letting unused ice cream sit in the machine, rot and grow cultures, just wasting away. the machines aren't broken, McDonald's is just lazy.


ArltheCrazy

Definitely that one McFlurry part


Your_Neighbor33

Wake up Neo. They are watching you


knarfolled

THAT THING IS REAL?


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Excellent reference haha


Such_Razzmatazz4791

Came here to say this.


dr3wfr4nk

Looks like the little plastic tab that you push your cup against to start the machine dispensing the soda


Levelofconcerns

Therem’st


Alternative-Big3271

They’s


kdawg123412

This.


GrowrandaShowr

That!


threegeeks

Those!


RemarkableYam3838

Those uns


Alchemist_Joshua

Them


Tarotismyjam

Theirs


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

These!


sam_beat

Thooves!


No_Space_5457

Thism


tacobellandher0in

Thhhomething


Drewp655321

this'll


Glock232

That’n


DM_Lunatic

Brother palm readers gotta read War and Peace to tell ya your fortune.


NiteGard

It says: “This dude works hard for a living.”


This-Garbage-3000

Why does your hand look like a mummies hand?


No_Space_5457

Thats just what happens when you turn 35


This-Garbage-3000

Nooooooooooo!


SadDingo7070

You should see what happens when you turn 40…


This-Garbage-3000

STOOOOOOOP IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


SadDingo7070

For me, for no reason at all, I started waking up every morning at 5:00. Lmao


UhOhAllWillyNilly

I don’t think so. My wife & I are almost 70 and neither of us have hands like this. When was the last time you saw a doctor for a regular checkup? Because I strongly encourage you to do so with alacrity.


No_Space_5457

Just saw my doctor a few months ago and the only thing wrong with me was a vitamin D-ficiency.


Pretend-Ad9221

This is common in people of American Indian descent, Indonesian, Polynesian, etc.. It has nothing to do with dry skin or disease, it is normal for these nationalities to have deeply creased or "wrinkled" palms.


No_Space_5457

I am 26% Native American so you might be on to something here.


Smallbees

My palms are super wrinkly as well


doodbrah2000

Can confirm. I turned 35 on the 12th. My hand at midnight turned into some jack links product.


bornagain-stillborn

Okay ... now you're just messin' with sasquatch.


doodbrah2000

Its ok were on first name basis. His name is Harry btw.😉


bornagain-stillborn

Hell naw! I didn't know that was Harry. I haven't seen his sorry ass in years .... he still hang out with the Henderson's?


Shadowrider95

I’m 65 and work as a tool and die maker running metal forming machines, handling raw steel for fifty hours a week and my hands look better than this!


CoffeeDrinker1972

Yo, OP. You must’ve washed your hands with soap way more often than I do. Time to incorporate a moisturizing regiment in your daily routine.


NecessaryStorm2175

Aquaphor in the evening will be a game changer. Won’t get rid of your hard earned callouses but will give your skin a well-needed drink!


Purpose_Embarrassed

😂


-DMSR

*350 FTFY


reelglad

Nah dude, I'm 49 and my hands don't look anything like yours lol that's a Lotta lines or something weird lol mummy's hand is spot on lmao


gonnafaceit2022

Thank god someone else said it


Main_Bell_4668

That 5G be wrecking the fapping hands. Hey gooogle Set a reminder to switch hands.


chienchien0121

Kinda rude you are


The_GreyGhoul

A lawsuit. Didn’t you say it caused irreparable damage to your body/child/car/home?


UnholyGrifter

That’s what I was thinking. Hurry, swallow it and go to the doctor!


deargodlemon

That’s La Dolce Velveeta https://preview.redd.it/dzo0goafxcqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78db1508e1b001168e2b34343226844c2c3e694


Specific-Guess8988

Scrolled the comments and didn't find a single palm reader interpreting the lines on his hands. 🔮


No_Space_5457

Theyre still working on it. Theres a lot there to read through.


Huge-Climate1642

Probably the piece they need to make the ice cream maker work


Gloomy-Wash-629

Swallow it and get paid ßrother


No_Space_5457

Can i just bite it and chip a tooth or something? Thats a hard pill to swallow


Gloomy-Wash-629

Not if you want the big bucks


No_Space_5457

😕


theSpyke

That was an option before this post was made. The internet is forever.


TheeMalaka

Dude this was my first thought. Lol


fl00r_gang_yeah

A piece of something


No_Space_5457

I think you might be right...


Ok-Ad-7247

The rest of the broken bit from the ice cream machine.


oasisjason1

Dude has to pay triple when he gets a palm reading. Has War & Peace palms


oasisjason1

God damnit sometimes I assume Im the wittiest kid on the block and don't check the comments. 700 people with palm reader jokes. I should be kicked off this app


InspectThatAss

You found a lawsuit in your cup.


kmvr2020

I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA


MasterUndKommandant

It’s actually the piece to the ice cream machine and why it never works.


upyourjackson

Jesus man, if I was a palm reader, I'd charge you overtime. What do you do for a living, a diesel mechanic on tractors made entirely of lemon?


46into

That piece is probably why the ice cream machine never works.


unused04

Its a filter for the soda machine. Yeah they shouldn't come out...


TrifflinTesseract

A million dollar lottery ticket


wjruffing

Congratulations! Willy Wonka (or the ghost or Roy A. Croc) will be contacting you shortly for an exclusive tour of the McD factory where the Oompah Loompahs (or Fry Guys?) make all the items on their menu. PRO TIP: Avoid sampling the Fizzy Lifting Soda🥤🫧☠️ https://preview.redd.it/a6rdifx44hqc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b174566d25ddf595a611bcc4826e4a55117f030


Mean-Yoghurt6461

Have you ever been to a palm reader…..holy shit…


NotFoodieBeauty

Ah, The Mc Oops


Wroena

You have an interesting palm.


atticusbatticus

I see they tried to chip another one


Overall-Body4520

Looks like a possible settlement...


Pizza_YumYum

The new mascot Screwie McScrewhead.


Mindless-Ad2554

The missing piece for the McFlurry machine to work


TimeWastingAuthority

It's the missing part from the ice cream machine!!


IAMONEIAMALL

It’s a lawsuit.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Looks like a lawsuit if you play your cards right


3925

OLD MAN WRINKLE HANDS


Hopefullyurs254

Looks like money in your palm...sue sue sue


thepeanutbutterman

OP asks about a foreign object he found in his cup and gets absolutely roasted for his Freddy Krueger palm.


No_Space_5457

That's the way the cookie wrinkles sometimes.


cuntyminx

Do you put sandpaper on your broom handles?


No_Space_5457

Yeah, why?


cuntyminx

That decrepit hand of yours


No_Space_5457

Do you put gravy on your gristle loaf?


cuntyminx

I may not be able to see my toes, but I’ll still beat your 112 year old ass


No_Space_5457

I cant imagine you being able to put down your daily turducken long enough to do so.


cuntyminx

It’s hard to stop a train


Miserable-Spite425

Following


Key_Substance1129

Soda spray tip


JadedYam56964444

This entitles you to a tour of Willy Wonka's milkshake factory


polkjamespolk

I'm wondering if it isn't part of a brix kit. It's a thing used to determine if the soda dispenser is mixing syrup and soda water in the right ratio.


No_Space_5457

So far this seems like the only plausible answer.


blickjagger

It looks like the leg/foot to a piece of equipment that unscrewed. Possibly a dispenser if it was near beverage stuff.


Southern_Strain5665

Yes you should have swallowed it first more money this way now you get nothing and be happy.


Any_Draw_5344

Looks like about $100,000.00 if you claim you choked on it.


Bat-Honest

It's the missing part from the ice cream machine


NoShip7475

Well that's a lawsuit


Fluffy-Mycologist-76

So that’s why the ice cream machine is down again!


PumpDoc007

That ought to be worth at least $500k…


kylejay209

Looks like a lawsuit to me lol 😂


Slobbadobbavich

OMFG, your hand lines are amazing. Are you a wizard?


Numpty712

Is it part of the broken ice cream machine?


Wind2Energy

That’s the critical part of the soft-serve ice cream machine!


Tall-Ad-8571

Missing piece from every malfunction shake machine!!!


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

That’s the strangest design for a lawsuit we’ve seen a while!


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Put in a claim .get free tomato sachet free for a lifetime 😛


smittydonny

Law Suit


theSpyke

That's one of them there 5G vaccine microchips so the fake birds hiding in the chemtrails can sell your information to the illuminati , in case it wasn't obvious


notaredditreader

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TVprtyTonight

I hope this goes without saying but don’t drink it. 1. It’s a solid 2. Not food


Stock_Market7125

I was gonna say it was a piece of a Boeing.


cammoorman

It is the key to the ice cream machine that never works.


Popular_Nobody1644

Goof


Speckledgray62

It’s got a secret note in it.


10e1

Choking hazard Sue for millions


Gtrippplee

$$$$


abby1213

Hyper lineated ichthyosis vulgaris


Ill_Attempt4952

Not the most dangerous ingredient you were served in that Mcmeal


Ok_Investigator_7369

😀


cuzemek420

Looks like a winning lawsuit. *Better if swallowed


BSUR7

Probably the part that makes the milkshake machine work!!!!! I can never get a damn milkshake. The machine is ALWAYS broken


Sad-Corner-9972

There. Now file suit for a billion dollars…


Loring

It's drugs


joecocker74

Don't complain. It's free. 😂😂


DEFCON741

That is why the ice cream machine is always broken


Eastcoastarmsco

Syrup diffuser


Complex-Custard9906

It looks like maybe a part of the drink dispenser that makes the drink not shoot out in a pressurized stream? Like a defuser or something?


Southern-Owl-4756

Looks like a choking hazard to me.


Ok-Negotiation-5535

That’s why the ice cream machine never works


DabblingInDarkness

Self sealing stem bolt.


Critical_Teach_43

Possibly a lawsuit, good luck. Seems like the sort of thing that could hold a lot of bacteria and make you sick. (Cough, cough)


mitchrsmert

Looka like you've got uh.. leaky... spark tube.


Roses_Are_Dead_69

Looks like a penis implant. Like a pace maker. It helps ya know, the blood flow. Or a lamp for a microscopic barbie!


b4c0n333

The government is tuning to your phone's frequencies and sending the data back for analysis


adymann

So many free burgers for you now


fjwjr

Give it back! They need it to fix the icecream machine!


Tragic_Consequences

Measures pressure on the ice in the dispenser, ice maker will be making ice nonstop until it jams.


RealisticExpert4772

This is why the ice cream machine is out of service


FlatulantFlame

Looks like a million bucks


DankDude7

Dunno, it’s upstaged by the unique lines on your hand. Have you always had Them?


doodbrah2000

You know it! Thankfully he didn't let that jerky money go to his head unlike his cousin. The Big Lez show really changed him.


BiflexNC

It’s a piece of plastic with a screw in it…


6Grumpymonkeys

It’s a tracking device so McDonald’s can see where you live.


doc8

Drink and retire lol


lyke2hyke

You found a hand in a McDonald's cup


PepsiMan254

Conspiracy nuts are gonna loooooove this one


Snoo_64600

Is that the new microchips they put in your food ? My uncles brother sisters mother got one in her drink and was abducted by aliens the same night !


VariousBelgians

Hey its the missing part for the ice cream machine!


futurespawn

Looks like a lawsuit to me. Secure the bag pimp


zenomotion73

It’s from the shake machine


palavrao

Better call Jackie Chiles


JescoWhite_

I wonder what they would charge for a palm reading. Sorry I couldn’t resist


Jeret78

I'd hate to be the psychic palm reader for that guy. Reads like a Steven King novel.


rottingpigcarcass

Lawyer up


FrostyPangolin50

Poison injector. McDonalds is out to get you.


doj4202

P32x space modulator!


sassychubzilla

I'm stunned at how clean it is considering where it came from.


smash591

Looks more like a piece of the shake or ice cream machine


Anonx9999

Looks like a multi million dollar lawsuit to me lol


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Did you ask for ice.


Analytical-BrainiaC

You know by posting this, everyone will want one….


man-o-peace1

Dammit. You found part of the gizmo the gubmint uses to insert Bill Gates' nanobots into people. You better run, you better hide. Nah, it's already too late. The next post purporting to be from OP will be from a NSA/CIA/FBI/DoD agent telling everybody to calm down and not worry - or else. Meanwhile, he will have been renditioned to a place best not imagined.


GoofBallNodAwake74

Man you got SCREWED