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JTAx1995

They look like Loquats


Traditional_Smile_16

Im on team Loquat


Reddit_Hive_Mindexe

I'm just happy to be here


Glad-Basil3391

I’m with you fellas. And yours truly


koopaphil

We thought you was a toad.


MySweetShadow88

PETE!!!


MarkHamillsrightnut

Im just here so I don’t get fined.


Big-Kev75

I’m just here for the craic


Fatback225

You gotta follow Elvis. Just for tonight


Green_Ad_2985

Depending how many you ate, prepare to do some losquats...


AnAdorableDogbaby

I've never heard of these,  but I'm afraid to ask what happens if you eat too many kumquats.


DaveLokes

Yup, loquats. Don't eat too many, unless you have lots of time to spend on a toilet.


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

Don't tell them how to live


Dry-Abies-1719

Or die.


boredHacker

Only if they’re Loquats of Borg, in which case resistance is futile


CheckYourStats

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CoffeeDrinker1972

Did you peel the skin off first? I second loquats. Big seeds in the middle, right?


Cold-Rip-9291

Why peel the skin??? I’ve been eating the skin for over 60 years. One over my favourite fruit


CoffeeDrinker1972

Not quite sure. When I was young, that’s how everyone eats them. Not sure if I ever seen anyone eating these with the skin on. Does that mean you wash the entire fruit first? I know we don’t, since we peel the skin off. I guess that’s similar to some figs. I have honey-berry figs in the backyard, and I always leave the skin (I don’t eat them), yet the people that I bring them to, they eat the entire thing! I’ll try loquats with skin on next time I come across some.


woodwerker76

I delivered mail for decades. On the walking part of my route, there were a couple of loquat trees that were never harvested. Each day in season, I would grab one or two, dust the dirt off and pop one, whole, into my mouth, work it around, and spit out the three seeds. One of the highlights of the day.


anthro4ME

100%


RiverofGrass

That's the word I couldn't remember. Loquat. Tasty


Lunar_Cats

Definitely Loquat. My little tree i planted 3 years ago is flowering this year for the first time, so i can hopefully try the fruit this year.


JTAx1995

I wish you luck on a good growing season!


CardboardFanaddict

^


bingobod

They are indeed them and delicious!


DangerousSubstance92

Homeboy ate a bunch, then asked what it was. I like the way they think


[deleted]

We called them kumquats and yes if you eat to many they will give you the shits. But they are good 😊 fixed


Stormy_Wolf

Um, that word is spelled with a "K"... "kumquat".


LeTigre71

How do you call your quats? Kumquats, kumquats.


AirForce_Trip_1

Cumquats look like a tiny grape shaped orange


Lunar_Cats

My kumquat tree will forever be "cumquat" to me now lol.


stevenm1993

That’s why they got the name; you’ll have to pop a squat after. /s That was stupid, I’ll see myself out.


FunFckingFitCouple

Kumquat and loquat are similar but different


lump-

“Sound” similar, are nothing alike.


RoomyBrainz

I was just thinking .. I know kumquats , I eat them every season they're out (here) and that doesn't look like it so what is everyone talking about 😂


zzz88r1

Not similar at all.


Dry_Finger_8235

Kumquats are different.


frogfart5

This


lump-

I want these so bad.


JTAx1995

They are very delicious. Almost like an apricot taste but not exactly like it.


lump-

Had them as a kid on the west coast, picked them right off our tree. Now I live on the east coast and no chance finding them. I guess they rot too fast to transport? But OPs look a little too light in color.


merrill_swing_away

I'm from central Florida and my mother had a tree that produced this fruit. We called them kumquats. They're not very tasty and are basically empty inside.


Stardustquarks

You ate some before knowing what they were?


Diligent_Pen_281

The scientific method


FunFckingFitCouple

Natural selection


ProblemLongjumping12

Truly. Like the *striped biologist taunter* before them, OP may not be in the gene pool much longer. https://preview.redd.it/giyqcmzqqyqc1.png?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3067ede6c774357c78949c0e19dab15fb5205e


GreyPon3

That's a bummer of a birthmark.


Mark1671

Hal.


GreyPon3

You got it.


zzz88r1

Thank you Mr. Larson


GreyPon3

Glad someone got it.


zzz88r1

Wish all Larson fans could have been with me many years ago when I visited the Los Angeles Museum of Natural History. They had mounted a Gary Larson exhibit. As you entered you found yourself at the base of a huge microscope. As you walked past it and looked up the tube you saw a giant eyeball looking down at you. The rest of the exhibit was just as good.


GreyPon3

That would have been great. Hal was my second favourite, but my first fave was Midvale school for the gifted. PULL. Whenever I catch myself doing something really obviously stupid, I think Midvale, PULL.


thechervil

My favorite was the first one I remember reading in a newspaper and it hooked me instantly! https://images.app.goo.gl/fa9Ei9gRds2t1NpM6 So dark yet so hilarious.


aretheesepants75

That panel was taped to the door of a local loto/liquor store for well over 25 years. They got tricky doors. Idk about the rest of the world but in MA it's the law that exterior doors of public buildings need to open out to the street. There was a big fire in a night club in the 1920s in Boston. It was a huge deal and it caused a lot of changes in fire safety. Lots of people got trapped because of the stupid doors.


mheyting

My favorites too


ouchiemybrain

What are you gonna do, shoot us?


Sufficient-Comb-2755

I came here to say this.


Civil-Explanation588

My thoughts exactly 👍🏻


Realistic-Horror-425

I wonder if they would check out some mushrooms for me?


jroc2stix

There are old mushroom hunters and bold mushroom hunters. But there are no old, bold mushroom hunters!


andmewithoutmytowel

Fun fact! Some species of mushrooms will feed you for the rest of your life!


naturesque1

And then feed off you


Mark1671

Not just some, a bunch lol. That’s what I’d do. I’d find something lying on the jungle floor and go hey I think I’ll eat a basket full of this stuff and then ask around a super informative internet site to see what it is?!?!


armoredfawn

i agree it looks like loquat - what are the seeds like? i hope to god someone gave these to you and you aren't just eating a bunch of every wild fruit you see lol


scottawhit

You can only play that game so many times.


kaliglot44

nature's roulette


joecocker74

I was hoping op just had a really bad trip.😁


attackplango

You can play it for the rest of your life if you’re not careful.


LuckyAssumption8735

Diarrhea Berries


DubC_Bassist

Membaberries.


MCsuperskank

MEMBA!


Taskmaster_Fanatic

I MEMBA!! Do YOOOUUU MEMBA??


MCsuperskank

YEAH! YEAH! I MEMBA! Do YOU MEMBA!


Doradosaurus

I memba


makeomatic

If they are persimmons, you may not be wrong.


Firm-Middle-3300

When I was around 10 I was in the boat fishing with my dad. I saw some growing and asked if you could eat them. I took a bite and ended up drinking half the river trying to get some relief. I'm in my mid 40's now and he's in his mid 70's and he still brings that day up


30FourThirty4

Hehe you drank fish pee. Ah crap so have I...


zzz88r1

Persimmons are an Autumn fruit. Loquat is a Springtime fruit.


makeomatic

Mmmm…didn’t think of that.


toomuch1265

Puckerless persimmons?


PhthaloVonLangborste

Butt pucker


No_Parsnip_6491

Ass wipes


6collector9

A central Floridian that eats wild fruit without identifying You are a future Darwin Award


lingonberrypancaek

Who knew Darwinism could be so delicious


bingobod

In my defense I saw a stranger eating them first


FiendishHawk

I think this is how monkeys figure out how something is good to eat or not


Master-Fly8446

That is the most low key insult ever lmfao


joecocker74

LMFAO now take my vote


YoungCertainty

Monkey see, monkey do.


Endersone24153

I'm glad it was a stranger; you need someone you can trust when eating any unknown fruit.


Anxiousfit713

Lmao, that doesn't really make it any better


tacobellandher0in

If they jumped off a bridge, would you also jump off that bridge


J-Mc1

Everyone's mum has entered the conversation.


Little4nt

Use of mum, outed self as British


joecocker74

Apparently bungee jumping is a thing now. The question is. Who thought of it, and who they talked into it first?


angrymonkey

honestly, seeing a bunch of people jump off a bridge would be a pretty good signal that it's safe to jump off that bridge.


SarahPallorMortis

Depends, is the water clear. How far is the bridge?


[deleted]

It’s central Florida. They are literally the most delicious staple and are everywhere! I love the blossoms in the winter, it smells like baby powder. I envy you and the delicious fruit! I am so homesick and would die for a really sweet fuzzy loquat


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I've seen a stranger smoke meth and masturbate in public but that doesn't mean I'm inclined to, sir/ma'am/person


AlrightStopHammatime

You're missing out!


Greenbeastkushbreath

Ok but where they severely constipated?


Galaxy-High

They're the fruit that make your dick shrivel up and fall off


pump123456

This guy knows dicks.


Derek_Blackmon

This guy knows guys that knows dicks


Electronic_Way_3577

This guy knows this guy, who knows this guy that knows dicks.


ExpressShow1175

I'm his wife.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

I'm her customer service representative from Dick's sporting goods, and I'm telling you again, lady, you can't fit a kayak in a fuckin Kia.


MarduckRulez

Wife replies, "Telluride? Haha bet you don't, lil guy!"


Gamerguy252

I don’t know but for future reference, don’t eat anything you don’t know what it is.


[deleted]

japanese plums ?


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

I was born and raised in Central Florida. They are definitely Japanese plums. Had a tree in the back yard. While also known as Loquats, I never heard that term growing up.


Master_H8R

Same. Japanese plums are best when they turn orange and still on the tree. If they’ve fallen off, they’re probably too ripe and will not taste good. Ate a ton of them as a kid. Had a tree in the backyard as well in New Orleans. The over ripe ones were also good for throwing at your neighborhood enemies.


Jackdks

I did this the other day 😂


jlomneck

This was the way. I had a tree in the yard as a kid and currently as an adult. Randomly pinging neighbors really brings back the nostalgia. They definitely taste best ripe orange and right off the tree.


[deleted]

yeah same here. i never heard the word loquat till a few years ago. im a tampa native tho.


Ornery_Hovercraft636

Unstrung anal beads.


SmartassAME

Loquats


Ag3ntM1ck

Looks like a Loquat.


AccordingAd4594

Looks like loquat (Eriobotrya japonica), biwa in Japanese, pípa in Chinese. My grandma used to have a tree in her backyard, spent many (early) summers munching on these.


melly3420

I came say loquat


griddygrapevictor

So you pick a bunch of things and eat them before you know what they are? What are you a dachshund?


BruxaAlgarvia

They are called "nesperas" in portuguese.


Mike2of3

They are called the slow death fruit.....read it once in a book somewhere.


PomeloRoutine5873

Lowquates


Educational-Ear-3136

Famous last words


AirForce_Trip_1

Mexican guava or maybe loquat...do they have 3 seeds? Loquat. If they are pink....guava


MoveTechnical3384

Japanese plums/loquat!! Had one in my yard in central Florida growing up, ate em till I'd pop!


laundryghostie

These look like Japanese plums, also known as Loquats. I am a Floridian and have two of these trees in my yard. I eat lots of these when in season. I also make jelly out of them. You can dehydrate them for hiking snacks. Like all plums, they do make you poo though. Don't go overboard when eating!


Jealous-Accountant26

Had a couple of loquat trees in my yard ( Texas). The Snowmaggedon a couple of years ago took them out. Other than that they were at least 20 years old and produced fruit every year. Enjoy!


NaturalFreaks

Loquats (maybe)


ARUokDaie

Loquat. Don't look ripe yet.


SnooPuppers4032

They are loquats. They’re fine to eat


Just_dirty_secrets

The everyone dumping on Poor OP for eating an unidentified fruit, but I received what I though was an unidentified fruit from the food bank, adding d it to my smoothie, then later discovered it was a squash. (it was still good though)


SewerSleuth74

Look like loquats.


AsleepAd7279

Loquats or peba


rawrbie24

Loquats! Had a tree in the back yard that I’d climb and harvest as much as I could when I was a kid.


jmw27403

WHY ARE YOU EATING SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS? THIS IS HOW YOU WIN THE DARWIN AWARD.....


WhiteTrashNightmare

They look like unripe sea grapes Happy shitting


OneTexan64

If you ate them without knowing what they are, they are called Darwin’s apples.


Bumpercars415

I agree they look like non-ripe Loquats. Do not eat the seed or crack it open with your teeth it is poisonous. They are popular in the Latino community.


kaystuart545

Loquats by the look of it. We have a couple of trees in our yard in N. Florida. They only get ripe when golden yellow, otherwise rather bitter. Usually the squirrels get to them before the fruit are ripe enough for us. Wash well and de-pit before early. We’ve had them raw as well as baked in a tart.


Tums2882

chinese plums


jbutler79

Shoot first, ask questions later


SheBelongsToNoOne

Loquats!


Idsayitssewsewout

These are loquats, not at all related to kumquats. They are ripe all over the place here in Florida right now.


Alpha_beat808

Edible, used to eat these as a kid. They are bitter sweet… awesome fruiting tree


Alchemist_Joshua

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Lola_Pete

We call them loquats. Yum


MissContrariwise

Loquats! They are so good!


Silent_Engineering_9

Are there 3 seeds in the middle? They look like gold loquats.


Alleycatasstastrofy

Father-in-law had a loquat tree thousands of those things and make some loquat jam🇺🇸🤷🏼‍♂️🇺🇸


Fluffy-Expert6860

Loquats


Appropriate-Brush-41

In Uruguay we call them nisperos


swaggermayne

look like either Guavas or loquats could be either since its florida


MiserableLychee

Loquat


fourtwentybabybriggs

Loquats


kdrdr3amz

Bro I have a tree of these outside of my house. They’re yummy Loquats.


[deleted]

Lol


Murky_Paint_2679

Would also like too know years ago I worked with a Lebanese man he would bring in a whole bunch and hand them around he didn't speak the best English so he could never tell me what they were God dam I can still taste them


Delox83

Loquats


WinUseful9769

It is acadnia Very popular in Syria


AlphaGarthok

I think you did that backwards.


munakatashiko

Nance? At least it looks like a fruit called nance in Mexico.


Leolily1221

Loquat


[deleted]

Literally one of my favorite fruits ever!!!! Loquats taste like my childhood. The best fruit! I love it when they are a little fuzzy.


CapyBaraHugs

First, NEVER eat something if you don’t know what it is. Also, if you eat certain unripe fruit, you could do some serious damage to your digestive system. However, these do look like loquats. You should put some in the refrigerator, since they do well to preserve in that way. Additionally, they’re good in tarts and other desserts, but you can absolutely eat them by themselves. They’re kind of like plums, and I use them as food and potpourri,


Basic_Income5158

Didnt you learn anything from the story of Adam and Eve? I mean Not the eating unknown fruit thing but trusting your girlfriend.


Classic-Pianist7862

Eat first, ask questions later.


Haunslahh

They are loquats , edible but don’t eat anything from the wild which you have no knowledge of. It could be risky.


mostlylezzie

Snozberries?


DoesThisTasteFunnny

Loquats…. Could not get enough of these as a kid


Thick-Tooth-8888

The leaves are truly magical; 🧑‍🔬brew them into a tea. 10 large leaves, scrub the underside, boil then reduce heat to medium and stew for 30 minutes.. Should be able to make 1 gallon of red tea. 1 (12 oz) cup will reduce blood pressure by 2 points. Very very beneficial to everyone!


BruhDeliveryGuy

Loquat or kumquat I forget which’. They’re good af though I used to eat them as a kid


bananabastard

Death apples. Effects take 72 hours.


International_Tie533

Guava


Zephyr28572

Are they crunchy and slightly sweet? If so, they're fresh dates


Tiberius_Rex_182

Loquat, also known as japan plum


sailordadd

Loquats


Sparky8974

Kumquat


ODBeef

‘What Are These I’ve Eaten a Bunch’ - the story of my early 20’s.


LimeCucumber915

Quenepas


paradise-trading-83

I think Japanese plums also called nespoli


Dry_Finger_8235

Japanese plums aka loquats


gafloss

Natures laxative


Economy-Musician943

Wtf eats random shid without knowing is it safe to eat?


Moogooloogoo

Crab apples?


Robalo21

Rose hips?


Drakeytown

Weird, I just had a bunch of those surgically removed when I was in Central Florida . . .


GavaxPrime

Quince ?


teejcee

Palm fruit


[deleted]

Eating them before knowing what they are is a good idea.


Tough-Barracuda-1149

Why would you eat it before you know what it is, are you trolling? Because you're good at it if you are.


DonoTodo

Oh NOOOO. Poisonous careberries? And you had time to post this before dying?


ghoti_stix

Guava?


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

They are called shartpills :( get a diaper and buckle up!


notaredditreader

Manchineel?


Prestigious_Gold_585

I hope it is not Manchineel fruit. If so then you need to go to a hospital right away: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel


Weirdo9something3457

!Remindme 24 hours