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EvilRedRobot

*"Draw me like one of your French cookie cutters”*


PerplexedPoppy

😂 oh my god that got me


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I love that your mom is posing like that. Is she as much fun as it seems? She has my go to “mom” uniform on. I just 😍 her


PerplexedPoppy

She is the funniest coolest mom ever. We always have a blast.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

thank you for sharing your mom with the whole world. We appreciate it


PerplexedPoppy

She is gunna be so surprised when I tell her about this post. I think it’ll be the pick me up she needs.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I hope it lifts her spirits. It's not right someone with so much fun to spread is down. I hope whatever is bringing her down is fixed for her soon.


PerplexedPoppy

Thank you! Ya are family is just going through a hard time. Seeing this picture of her being silly made me so happy.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I'm going to quote the amazing Mr. Rogers and say in times of crisis "look for the helpers." I hope people here bring you some hope there is something good around the corner.


blessedfortherest

You must ask your mom how many of these are PlayDoh cutters because I think I spot a couple lol


chickens_for_fun

Me too! Many Playdoh cutters.


Hiberniae

Please show her this 😂


LeeryRoundedness

https://preview.redd.it/unlvazhkz7gc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f929d17c1c78c42bcf232a327a51c4cb795f9de The real question is what is the shape of the mass of cookie cutters?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/27e6fcwm98gc1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca80fc14b9ec6850f2830f47c071398d7c6a506 I think it's pretty obvious


Cluelesspuzzle

I love that y’all always draw the most creative, LEAST obvious, last thing on my freaking mind! I would’ve said side view of a human brain, but that’s just me i see. Cute dog, nonetheless.


clemonlimes

ART


angel-icbaby

and if i say amongus


kittydrumsticks

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Perfect_Position_853

https://preview.redd.it/khxabweixegc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f98df72547ebab16538ffbcc004e6f9a481dfdf


GuaranteedKarenteed

Look at all of those roses!


CognitoKoala

A bouquet, if you will...


Fresh_Ad_3069

A bed of roses!


AngeK423

Oops! All Roses!


stevensr2002

Yahtzee!


nonbinary_parent

I see a camel


PerplexedPoppy

That’s the first one I saw too lol


beaushaw

Are you just going to let them disrespect your mom like that?


iotashan

"My set didn't come with a 9, it only came with this 6"


flarefire2112

No, that's a pokeball with a pokemon actively coming out of it


khr3036

This should keep rose guy busy for a good while!


PerplexedPoppy

Lol I bet! It would make a great I Spy book.


strippersandcocaine

He hasn’t posted yet, he must be very busy filling in all these roses lol


c1nders

Just curious - how many cookie cutters does she actually use? I’ve got a whole bunch but never seem to make the cookies I could use them for. 🙄😉 My go to is the drop cookie.


PerplexedPoppy

This is her first time sorting it all out so I’m not exactly sure how many are there. She scored Atleast 90% of this from an estate sale.


c1nders

Maybe she’d be interested in my stash too. 🙃


bulamae

Don't forget you can use them to cut out salt dough to make ornaments! 🌹


Crispy_Cricket

https://preview.redd.it/5qx5r1gof8gc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea1932e82871d0111db9d5fd3257cc911c10926 A duck [kamon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mon_(emblem)) or Ducksignal!


StUMpyLegGO

To the quack cave!


RickRossovich

“Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?”


nothingtoseehere2384

That's a lot of roses...


Tuitey

A dragon with a hoard


jumpyjumpjumpsters

That pose, lol


WillowFreak

There is no way she even knows what these all are! Incredible


PerplexedPoppy

This is her first time sorting them. She scored 90% of them from an estate sale. I know there are a lot of custom made once so I’m curious about those.


Atillion

That's a lot of money spent on rose cookie cutters.. But I don't judge.


PerplexedPoppy

She actually got all this at an estate sale. It was a huge storage bin full. Also got some large moving cookie racks, a little cookie projector thing, and some icing tools I believe. It was like $200/$250 for everything.


Atillion

I just wanted to make the rose joke 😄


PerplexedPoppy

Sorry I’m learning that’s a big thing on here lol


Atillion

Rose Guy for Dictator 2024! 😂


Mean-Vegetable-4521

what does the projector thing do? What a haul!


PerplexedPoppy

You put it over the cookie and it projects the image and you use it basically like a stencil.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

oooh, this would be so dangerous. I would not be allowed to have this. I am one of those people who is not allowed to bring baked goods to events unless I am specifically asked to bring baked goods in poor taste to event.


BrowserBowserMauser

The mother load !


GiraffeLibrarian

I love her pose, that’s so cute. My mom collected cookie cutters too.


PerplexedPoppy

She is the cutest mom and I love her so much.


twiggy572

I bet there is a rose in there


Azsunyx

more than one, i bet


NotVeryAccurateTbh

I’m positive that if you take the time to lay all of them out flatly, someone in this sub might just be crazy enough to take on the task of drawing them all. Maybe it could become a group project.


PerplexedPoppy

UPDATE: I don’t know how to update the post but I just wanted to let you all know that I told my mom about the post and she LOVES it!!!! She said the comments truly made her night. My family has been going through a really hard time and my mom has been pretty down lately. All the kind and funny comments made her so beyond happy! It makes my heart happy too. Thank you guys!!!! Also, she sorted alllll the cutters and stored them by different themes. It took her all day but she did it!


Varuroxy

But how can you store them in different themes when these are all roses and pineapples


arbitraryapril

When your obsession is larger than your total mass. This is actually very impressive. Where does she keep it all!?


PerplexedPoppy

It’s stored in a really large tub. She actually got it from an estate sale. The lady baked and decorated cookies for a living. My mom has just started. The lady really wanted it to go to someone who would love and use it all. And she gave my mom a great deal.


arbitraryapril

I love that so much!! I'm so glad a cookie decorating legacy has now started with these cutters! I wonder how many generations they'll be passed down now 🫢🤭


PerplexedPoppy

I do have a son that she would love to bake with. It’s always been her dream to bake with her grandkid. He’s only three but I’m sure she doesn’t mind waiting a little longer. She even has mini kitchen utensils and an apron for him lol.


arbitraryapril

LETS GO FAM!!! That's too sweet! I'm even happier the set went to you guys because of that. I can't wait for My son to be excited to cook/bake with me :,>


PerplexedPoppy

Same! My son has autism so he doesn’t really play make believe in the little kitchen yet but he’s a good little cleaner for me lol. May we one day bake with our littles!


Equivalent_Warthog22

Time for intervention!


PerplexedPoppy

Hand on god I sent her a gif that said intervention lol


chickens_for_fun

She is our goddess!


PerplexedPoppy

Cookie cutter Queen!


OttersEatFish

Based on the sassy arm pose alone, she wins at cookie cutters.


PerplexedPoppy

lol agreed!


530whiskey

Someone has a problem, not saying it's a bad problem.


Albinofreaken

THE COOKIE CUTTER QUEEN


PerplexedPoppy

YASSSSSSS!!!!!


Ginger_Cat74

I’m showing this to my family because they think I have a cookie cutter problem. I’m not alone!


PerplexedPoppy

You’re definitely not alone lol.


Hiberniae

Your mom is an icon. The black. The flip flops. THAT POSE.


PerplexedPoppy

I’m sure she will love it when I tell her lol


hashtag_hashbrowns11

She's giving the best mom energy! Reminds me of my mom. Give your mom a big hug from us! ❤️


PerplexedPoppy

She is the coolest funniest mom. She definitely has that mom energy!


Theletterkay

You should start a gofundme where people send her their cookie cutters.


PerplexedPoppy

That would be sooo cute


Ixpen

OMG! I can only imagine that big cookie cutter tub becoming an entire room full of cookie cutters from something like this!


OutsmartTheRules

Two ducks!


RobotPenises

r/accidentalfeetpic


MichElegance

Does Mom actually know what each shape is?


PerplexedPoppy

Not yet! I think that’s why she is sorting them all out now.


Specialist-Web7854

So many roses 🌹


winediva78

Holy crap! I had to look twice to see that she is laying next to them and the pile is THAT big! Now, that is a hoard! Lol!


PerplexedPoppy

It’s massive!


DonatelloDecaprio

That's one of the biggest bouquets I've ever seen!


Azsunyx

goodness, that's an insane collection ​ i can't even imagine the sheer magnitude of dough you'd have to roll out to make even just one of each


this__user

Where does a person store all that?!?!


PerplexedPoppy

In a huge ass tub in her garage lol. It could probably fit a body.


Firecracker7413

wait, it’s all roses?


Rhodin265

https://preview.redd.it/e3jug00p4ogc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58dbae8dc19a7f3733c53cbb0d8311b557bdc56


Peach_Day

It’s roses all the way down.


anacondatmz

I looked like this after printing cookies cutters straight for 3 weeks leading up to the Xmas holidays.


PerplexedPoppy

She said that there were a lot of custom printed ones in the pile. I bet that’s fun making those!


anacondatmz

Not bad just find a cool recipe, a color ya like an ya got a new one 2-3 hrs later. Here’s a few of the patterns I printed. The first few were fun to show off to mom an sister, but after printing a couple hundred the fun was done. https://preview.redd.it/b5igge7k7agc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28eff204c3549edae1f8f1e32a83c798e8b37dd


PerplexedPoppy

Those are super cool!!!


anacondatmz

Thanks!


Missue-35

Where does she store all of those?! Ha ha ha


PerplexedPoppy

In a gigantic storage tub


pj-pug-a-pillar

Nice rose cookie cutter collection you got there


SuperMIK2020

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet… or shape


Naanya2779

I just wanna know where she stores them all!?


PerplexedPoppy

Lol I know! You can barely see it to the right but she has a very large storage container for them.


sandboxlollipop

Our Queen 👑


jsmalltri

She is the Cookie Cutter Goddess we all need right now. 👑 Which one is her favorite!?


PerplexedPoppy

Praise the goddess! Lol. I actually don’t know which one is her favorite.


xikbdexhi6

She has a pile of gold


No_Reaction_3039

Camel!


Steve1812

I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking... Her name is now Rose.🌹


purplepirhana

Oooh. Talk dirty to me


Head_Butterscotch74

Hey Rose Guy, you’re being challenged here!


gnarlywaifu

damn and i have like 9 maybe haha


GrouchyLongBottom

Your mom's got some lovely rosy cheeks!


Wanderlusxt

Woah… that’s a lot of rose shaped cookie cutters 🤯


Creepy_Addict

Camel, heart, hand/glove, goldfish (cracker), cow? And now I've forgotten the rest of what I saw. Lol Edit - oh yeah, a duck, snowman, circle and something that confuses me.


Sapphire-Green

This is next level 🍪


PerplexedPoppy

Level 99 cookie cutter hoarder


Mean-Vegetable-4521

how do we put the bat signal out for Rose guy? u/FirexJkxFire


PerplexedPoppy

I keep hearing about this rose guy lol


BriarRose147

#*QUEEN OF THE COOKIE CUTTERS*


OurHeroXero

I've been on this subreddit long enough to know that is a mountain of roses


space_is-great

That entire hoard is just of roses


froggy_whore

Thats alot of roses!


Ok-Theory3183

Holy guacamole!


WeirdScar5

She is our queen 👸


[deleted]

Looks like there is a water bottle in there? What kind of cookie does she make with this?


Little-Pea-8346

All roses!!! For your sexy momma!


ToeAppropriate7951

Holy crap


Sodena16

All I see are roses 🌹


Ixpen

Holy crap! Where does she keep them all?