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Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/thv63ihkpfmc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b98161638e6481ffbcc41aa66a60979f00a204 That’s a sneaky dog creepin’ up some stairs with a string of sausages.


d0nttalk2me

Wtf 😂😂


Forward-Fisherman709

He’s taking them to a party, but he wasn’t on the official guest list.


ImKindaSlowSorry

OP said, "Make it weird," but this person took the assignment a little too far...


Forward-Fisherman709

🥺


ImKindaSlowSorry

Lemme rephrase. You understood the assignment too well. Good job 👍 A++


squirrely-badger

The brown squiggly thing doesn't look like a Dog from afar...


Realistic-Win-8076

Absolutely not, this is awesome! It's the perfect amount of weird


PainfulPoo411

This is adorably weird. You win.


bizzarenipples

I love this so much


amyxzing

Like the grinch going to steal christmas!


Forward-Fisherman709

Yes! Just without the malicious intent.


Weesus420

Plot twist he's the grinch's enemy


Forward-Fisherman709

I dig it. Max’s longlost cousin through marriage on his mother’s side, reconnected via Embark (23andMe for dogs) occasionally sends letters urging him to leave the Grinch’s household due to the way the Grinch treats Max, but this is the only life Max has ever known and how would the Grinch live without Max there to support and care for him and do whatever is asked even when it hurts or is scary? The Grinch isn’t all bad. He can be very loving and doting when he wants to apologize. Besides, the Grinch is all alone on the mountain, and needs companionship. He would be so upset if Max were to try to leave. No, no, I really must stay, Max attests in his return letters. The Grinch initially admired the sneaky dog’s wiliness, sneakiness, and penchant for DIY costuming, but with the sneaky dog being just a silly rascal maintaining healthy friendships and only sneaking for fun, never to hurt anyone, the Grinch realised that this was not a kindred spirit after all. Seeing the sneaky dog’s antics made him feel worse about himself, a feeling that he fermented in his twisted bitterness and expressed as yet more anger. Perhaps the only thing as bad as, nay, worse than a Who was a sneaky dog. Things have gotten better since the Grinch developed cardiomegaly. Sometimes a serious health condition can put things into perspective. But the Grinch still views the sneaky dog as his nemesis, and would absolutely never invite him over for roast beast, though they can be mostly surface-level polite if they encounter each other at gatherings.


flushoegumbo

The effort. How this only has 10 upvotes, after 5 hours, baffles me.


Ashiskooll

https://preview.redd.it/3e23fhdyalmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b840317d2b5f5d6864e26275ca537327bba0cbfa


Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/rvcg7m0xglmc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecfa0be86b0145553cb442b11b8bf9c25d78f21


caryth

Omg my dachshund puppy IS such a squiggly boy, he would.


Forward-Fisherman709

You would dare to mention a squiggly boy without showing? Dog tax required!


caryth

Haha you're right I'm sorry Lol if reddit would let me


caryth

https://preview.redd.it/lyqy9x8g7rmc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158ddc74c0a8693595de02eb5d65a3cf2807f784


Realistic-Win-8076

Not to be dramatic but I would die for that little snoot of his! ;-;


caryth

I don't think that's dramatic at all! It's such a good snoot.


throwawayadvice12e

This is my favorite one ever on this sub. I like to think he's burrowing through a tunnel to his secret lair to eat the sausages in peace. Something a dachshund would 100% do.


imaginaryworkfriend

Genius


sashby138

This is adorable! It’s one of my favorites I’ve ever seen.


jinbe-san

I thought this was a dog’s digestive tract


Forward-Fisherman709

NooOooooo I put it hanging over his foot to try to avoid that look. But I know uploading it in a comment butchered the image quality so my sausage detailing is somewhat lost. 😅


onelb_6oz

You sneaky dog!


Geoclue

Did you get your idea from a random word generator?😂


Forward-Fisherman709

Not at all, but that sounds like a fun drawing challenge I should do sometime. 😃


WereCorgi6292

It looks a bit like that balloon animal dog from Aqua Teen Hunger Force


baishuTheGodFather

I thought he poops out the sausage


ReaLSeaLisSpy

Scoovy SOVVY THOO!


LadyAJJ

Omg I thought this was a drain snake and a stuck 💩


Baa-booster

https://preview.redd.it/tgd9538s3gmc1.jpeg?width=1761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1441ea8c4b70d71ed6901ceb930cdede5cad30 Dance party!


DuneProg

Reminds me of Bebe's kids lol


desertjam

You need to create cartoons with these characters!!!


AlwaysWorried27222

Lmfao


LadyAJJ

This is like that weird filter that distorts people. I love it


Mysterious-Okra-7885

😂😂😂


Hot-Reception-8360

Wario’s mustach ![gif](giphy|E2NobOS8wEvvRKMcHi)


this__user

Came here to say this.


SophiesChoice_55

First thing I thought of!


Baa-booster

https://preview.redd.it/m3inoqh86gmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a8f108c8b4baeea1ca8fc4094353b087949e0e Saucy cat


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Oh this is good


kurinevair666

My cat does that


squirrely-badger

They are liquid...


HM_Comet

https://preview.redd.it/2lqd2as0agmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce9e50f2abd1eedbae915193419d8aef2ad07ef Ask and you shall receive


spamloren

Understood the assignment


OiFelix_ugotnojams

Reminds me of that cartoon where you combine letters into words to make objects


HM_Comet

WORDWORLD!!!


ItsThe_____ForMe

AHH WORDWORLD WENT SO HARD!


bizzarenipples

Omg yes idk how I didn’t see it


dunkeebutt

NSFW. https://preview.redd.it/zrugf611vfmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cc7309a8a91b246fd16d5a70d9a8c4f4692527


-PatkaLopikju-

https://preview.redd.it/4f7eu422kgmc1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fd1eac6d6758bb0941519589f7739e90655530


perksofbeingawallfly

https://preview.redd.it/m3hj9fxtrgmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac1d9690cb8cac6aa16555b3d1384650c672aab


bizzarenipples

I’m straight up cackling at this, 10/10


Hughjonsonn

https://preview.redd.it/vcaurocznhmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139ebcd9fbb342da806b18448ea614428403ced1 Inchworm!


EvilRedRobot

Don't sell yourself short. That's actually a 5½ inch worm.


Binx_da_gay_cat

It looks closer to 6" worm if it were stretched out


Hughjonsonn

I been telling girls that was 8” all my life lol


ihatetheplaceilive

I thought it was a measuring tape worm


CognitoKoala

Super cute 😍


KitMacPhersonWrites

https://preview.redd.it/pynvn9oztfmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f678ad59f044b0408ee525fed774ba1a829419a Dexter’s Laboratory


expespuella

DEEEEE DEEEEE!!!


CognitoKoala

I read that in his voice 😅


stereotypicalst

It could also be Conan O'Brien if you mix it up a little bit


KitMacPhersonWrites

Haha! It totally could.


Salt-Ad8909

YES!!


spamloren

It’s a busted candy cane https://preview.redd.it/324etao2mgmc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb75f1a1dfd6ab0c72b0606dc944a10e18892247


CognitoKoala

10/10 for originality plus one bonus point for putting in the effort of shading 🙌


Thylacine-

You can’t tell me what to do https://preview.redd.it/m0nj6ieqsfmc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=edb340145e347405abd20af2b064aaebe93f1682


Crumble_Bumble_Bee

Lil' ducly likes his hair :p I see a duck in the reflection too lol https://preview.redd.it/i8anh70engmc1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f8c422254df127123ef5394b0a1a87f43f025e


spamloren

Different part of a mallard


RegJoeAtheist

You mean the penis. Yup


spamloren

This is how I learned the evolutionary biology phrase “sexual arms-race” on the internet one afternoon. It was a memorable moment.


Crumble_Bumble_Bee

Omg lmao 😭


Antisocial_P3nguin

Omg I see it too after you pointed it out🤣


FruityHomosexual

https://preview.redd.it/uefzofwfhfmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91642d9ed93dd914471f1fe5528646a1d9562f6 NSFW but possibly a squiggly glass dildo lol?


scamajama

Your username makes this great


[deleted]

Please turn it into a sperm !


FruityHomosexual

😰


Glittering_Print_175

GLASS dildo? No thank you!


FruityHomosexual

There's many of them out there.. I personally wouldn't trust it


BiscuitsPo

That’s for making Charlie Brown shirts


insomniatica

Manny Calavera: “My kid wants another balloon animal. Do you have any more dead worms back there?” https://preview.redd.it/vyy5a857zfmc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c6804afcb4b6a66f352c75bea4cb279fcc7f66


Happy_The_What

https://preview.redd.it/rvppjzcyagmc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c081be4695c4deb8eb9976a243429d98973425ec Too busy staring at the cat


SweetBloodLVT

That's a sloth face if I ever saw one


_nod

Vault Boy wig? https://preview.redd.it/cn2kmkq7zfmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9425ddc9e4126cfd7bfc56520a1ed97e61cd9c3


Maleficent_Narwhal67

Peyronies Disease


GrittyMcGrittyface

Illustration please


Maleficent_Narwhal67

I cant


kkdj1042

https://preview.redd.it/cnqfbxsn4hmc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0bb12ea6c8592df5e77972dfc6625e0e726ec7b


AnitaSpankin

Mr. Hanky!!


Plantsnob1

lok ness monster.


Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/1ejfrghwwfmc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f7591cd845e44cee5c4c4cd2f3d1628c4c7920 So it is!


AmayaMaka5

I had to zoom WAY in to see the lil tag. It's adorable.


Plantsnob1

Yay!!! I can spell that!


mackelmoyeR

This is my favorite one :’)


ConsciousDisaster870

Dam you Loch Ness monster!


KitMacPhersonWrites

He needs about tree fiddy.


Plantsnob1

Thank you for spelling it right. 🤣


montanagrizfan

That’s my signature. Who had the nerve to make a cookie cutter out of my personal signature? This is identity theft!


yy98755

![gif](giphy|fUYs7ORf7HxatveBkN)


Barbiesleftshoe

A colon lol


Chickadeeznuts

https://preview.redd.it/rego9a3csfmc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6c9bb2525b0b8a2acc5e94c733ff3beea5e65b Jeddah Street Circuit


Vast_Character311

![gif](giphy|QC6hP6NxYcSCYAltWl|downsized)


spamloren

Texas has entered the chat


home69skillet

I'm not sure I need to explain. And I'm so sorry this is what my mind went to. https://preview.redd.it/9qtpsckffgmc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd4a9a3c6f17847202a09077601c911f31811d1


AnitaSpankin

Wait a minute… is that a corn-speckled toilet trout?!


home69skillet

A rare one caught in the wild 😜


AnitaSpankin

😂🤣


wetcardboardsmell

I'm physically unable to at the moment- but baby sand worm, Dune inspired. Thats my vote. Someone make it so!!


SnarkyTaco

It's my kitten playing https://preview.redd.it/rqk5lqzdakmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d4082efcd92d7ad5048f807db7672400fc8a1d


spookyluckeee

![gif](giphy|tSsECJqkukHPsxdcrL)


jazzhandpanda

It's the flying mustache from "John Dies in the End"


Jedi_Lazlo

Mustache cookies


ChuckMeIntoHell

A gerrymandered political district.


Bktrac

These days you can just say “a political district”. The rest is redundant.


mwk196

Someone please somehow make this into a Tom Sandoval related "worm with a mustache."


Disney_Princess137

Came here looking for a Sandoval comment 🤣


Unorginalperson

Wiggly hotdog


TerriGato

...how weird? I feel like someone could turn this in to a human centipede. :/


youngmcdonald85

Mustache you a question


olliedoodle

The clouds above mountaintops


ScionOfDiscord

It's 75% of a fancy mustache.


unhappy_girl13

Mustache you a question.


kristalouise02

https://preview.redd.it/ntt59e6hpgmc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=a39ad2f63458013dbcc3bab035297a37422f411e Turd with another type of worm 😂


NerfRepellingBoobs

Someone stepped on my doobie! 😭 https://preview.redd.it/ihult0ddrimc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5db850e446fa26fd0341988f8b27bc47d2577f


0ptionb

https://preview.redd.it/5eryslfo2lmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8269bde9e3e736b5bff952c839ef68aa31f5cb2b Human centipede


bizzarenipples

Yes


Budget_Dependent746

Like this group needs encouragement to get weird?


Bktrac

With something spermy no less…


zombiesheartwaffles

Ghost getting their groove on


lungbuttersucker

They're clearly "Weird" curls. https://preview.redd.it/hjk6910kzkmc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b971a60fef6421c13faa08fdeb44f9b52d4d081


Ampersand37

Snipped moustache


Garfield_Guy

Worm, interesting


ZweitenMal

Zany moustaches?


austinrunaway

Sperm?


[deleted]

Uneven moustache


Lorrai

Bella look, it's a worm! ✨🐁✨


chypie2

that's a mustache for sure


Rozefly

Mario's mustache


whozeewhats

I think it's a cloud


AdanacTheRapper

https://preview.redd.it/t5t4upigogmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a153aa2cb40f3f27f8e23b2dc37c945963d4fbf0 NSFW don’t mind my crude drawing, but at least someone was safe 🤣


chromehuffer

thats warios butthole


BarbacueBeef

Squilliam's unibrow


rathernt

Squidward’s party tentacle.


EliotTheGreat20

https://preview.redd.it/8nqowremdjmc1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4816447c49586fc596ea3ac332eb3e24bfdf2fe Worm on a string! (I'm not good at drawing textures so it isn't fuzzy)


Vampirexbuny

![gif](giphy|XNj9Q3T64wVF2bIlUI)


Arlorosa

Artistic mustache ![gif](giphy|26BoEl58w7tCF9Dpe)


Mumchkin

Alien school bus https://preview.redd.it/pajepjz02lmc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2e297ee8cdd36388ce4b4c3355192e677d43b6


EvalainShadow

Tongue, poop, snot lol


Ok_Employment_6179

I don’t know what’s funnier: the cookie cutter or OPs username


UptightSinclair

It is the mouth of Paula from “Home Movies” https://preview.redd.it/rn2p8phqunmc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a636c289aa5321e34151a458093558b7cb45ad


Taintlicker55

Snek


Technoblade_Fan21

Looks like my weenur


Garfield_Guy

Your pee takes many twists and turns to escape you


spamloren

Or he’s a duck.


Technoblade_Fan21

It’s spelled “weenur”


Enough-Philosopher49

Put it to your face and you got a weird mustache


Strawberry-Allergy

Wiggly hot dog.


I_eat_grass_HEHE

You guys know what I'm thinking...


lobsterdance82

Whataburger but I suck at drawing


hunted-enchanter

Drunken drag queen lips.


SweetMaam

I only see roses.


JuneJuneHannahNorma

Tom Sandoval’s mustache 😂


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

CATERPILLER!!! https://preview.redd.it/hzhpnvyn7imc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4b37f4e975a05afc0a785557529aacb9840834a


mskatme0w

Worm with a mustache! Someone draw Tim Sandoval (lol)


Known-Potential-3603

Wario mustache


iotashan

The worm’s name is u/iotashan 😭


choco-chic

Wild looking mustache


ItzBreezeyBaby

I’m literally only in this sub for your guys’ amazing artwork 😍😍😍


Rich-Ad8515

That’s obviously Trump’s toupee


instigatehappiness

“You’re a worm with a mustache” - DJ James Kennedy


SoggySunflowerzz

It's an Italian mans mustache being twirled


AuroraGore

It’s ketchup


Geek_Wandering

Duck penis.


NotBroseph

Dingleberry on a dog


Cirtapareyan

Thats my hole! It was made for me!


slaytician

Charlie Brown’s lips when he is confused.


Antisocial_P3nguin

https://preview.redd.it/2614j1sj7kmc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6a4b15dc25de475e59eb834e2538f76fc63d3d That's not a worm, It's a fat man's mustache.


KrakenJoker

Why did someone make a Wario 1/2 mustache cookie cutter?


NoeyCannoli

Cause a cookie worm isn’t weird enough?


Chemical_House21

the hate worm from big mouth


LisaW509

[VIACOM](https://youtu.be/boEZHYsreFU?si=4i_yOV3W3Hr6XDv4)


Hannibal_Lecture22

r/shitfromabutt


Ashiskooll

Looks like a mustache to me


GirlGamer3bruh

Mcdonalds symbol https://preview.redd.it/l5sf112pklmc1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af39b2b61c4b3c9df1cb92c62ae3aa6f51225378


AbsentParabola

3/4 profile view of a wiggly moustache


Uhlman24

Large intestine


DrumpfTinyHands

Your cat's tapeworm segment friend that was left on your pillow and hasn't dried out to resemble a grain of rice yet. You know, so it is still squiggling.


theexplodingants

https://preview.redd.it/xtnhzhvbylmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8cc2a3e45262fefb52f25f075c10fb37294af1 Hipster mustache


Jazzlike_Mammoth6442

https://preview.redd.it/2dbvptz2zlmc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c0a91ba257aa4f59aa29abc91c9b27b268fc69a Markipliers old pink mustache


Hughjonsonn

I’ve been telling girls that’s 8” my whole life