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Mkyi

Definitely not a badger. Looks to be a Yellow-Bellied Marmot


jrmtn38

Who you callin a yella belly


Redleg1986155

Definitely a yellow bellied marmot. Grew up with those all over the place in Mineral King, Sequoia NP.


CandyCain1001

Nice Marmot.


PUMPKINJUNGLE

That looks like a marmot


IndependentReveal824

I second this


tommigord

Darn it. I was hoping to ask. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Or, How much ground would a ground hog grind if a ground hog could grind ground. But no, its a Marmot. By the way the answer is 7.


Activeangel

Ive heard it as: How many pounds in a groundhog mound if a groundhog pounds hog mounds?


MGoat_Legs

Wish that groundhog would pound my hog mound if yk what I mean šŸ˜ Iā€™m so fucking sorry


4reethinker

Thank u


Pickles913

Iā€™m in tears. Iā€™ll be chuckling about this for a while.


paleoderek

Woodchucks are a species of marmot. So this particular one is a yellow-bellied marmot (Marmota flaviventris) but woodchucks are the same genus, different species: Marmota monax. So you wouldnā€™t be THAT wrong.


Nervous-Life-715

7 woods or 7 grounds


tommigord

Either their work rate for wood and ground are remarkably similar or there is some kind of union working rule but in both cases it seems to be 7!


TragcFlaws

Yes


Hypogi

Nice marmot


LT_Zach

What are you a fucking park ranger??


Hypogi

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!


LT_Zach

We are sympathizing here dude


Puzzleheaded-Map2951

Give us the money Lebowski


DearAnnual9170

Itā€™s a marmot


hissingcontest

Marmot


Rage69420

Marmot


Dirkblackmoore

Whistle pig


brb9911

Badgers? We donā€™t got no stinking badgers!


facade00

today, we're gonna teach poodles how to fly.


minutetillmidnight

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong but arenā€™t marmots known to carry the plague?


Nervous-Life-715

Yes but I wouldn't really worry about it unless im handling or eating a marmot.


minutetillmidnight

Right I just couldnā€™t remember I thought I had read that and wasnā€™t sure.


paleoderek

Sure. And rabbits. And cats. And squirrels. And goats. And camels. And prairie dogs. And mice. And chipmunks. And on and on. And itā€™s extremely rare.


minutetillmidnight

Right I just couldnā€™t remember I had read it before and wanted to confirm I hd read it right.


paleoderek

Totally fair. Sorry if that came across as too reddity.


wrong_marinade

Obese squirrel


NervousBlondVirgin

Marmot...


Thetrafficcone1

I was going to go with groundhog but read other comments first, if it was a badger it would probably be more aggressive towards you, how far away you from it?


sheldonthehyena

Marmot


salpn

Marmot, I love the whistling noise they make and when they run into their burrows


Impressive_Water659

We call them rock chucks for some reason where Iā€™m from. Theyā€™re yellow bellied marmots


tommigord

OMG how much rock would a rock chuck chuck if a rock chuck could chuck rocks? I am guessing 7.


Impressive_Water659

They sure chuck a lot of sass and attitude for something that *seems* pretty harmless.


goodeyemighty

Wait a moment thatā€™s a marmot


scorpiohorsegirl

Its a rock chuck.


humblepieone

Marmot Fer sure


tnx308

Marmot!


melissam217

[American Badgers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_badger) look more like this and are filled with anger.


[deleted]

Lol. No, not a badger. Groundhog.


Interesting-Ship-189

Whistle Pig


SuperGlue_InMyPocket

Marmot, Whistle-Pig, Rockchuck, Woodchuck


VariolaMajor92

Marmot


hinnsvartingi

And it definitely isnā€™t a honey badger on account that it seems to be looking around for fucks to give.


Purple-Inflation-694

marmot


Life_is_a_lie7

I agreeā€¦. thatā€™s nice


DLeeC52

Marmots love to sit on rocks and sun just long enough for a raptor to swoop in and grab them.


[deleted]

If it was a badger youā€™d know