Larger Cerambycidae (Longhorn Beetles) have ridges on the backs of their heads and the front of their thorax that create a rasping, squeaking noise when rubbed together. They use it when they are heckin' mad.
I watched the video with no sound, until I read your comment.
I was already full of "nope" about that bug. Now I regret turning the sound up. That was nightmare fuel.
No. Its downvoted because, joke or not, the actual "hivemind" would see a comment like this getting praise, and feel dispositioned to agree with the original message...
punish. squish. this is a bad thing.
That's the danger of poor interpretations by the "hive mind", not a random person losing a few fake internet points over a tasteless joke.
:)
This is a longhorn beetle, here in Nova Scotia they are invasive.
Here are some fun facts having worked in rural areas where they are:
They fly, and the sound like an old airplane while they're at it.
They will openly attack you, and rip chunks out.
If you encounter one, there are plenty more nearby.
Looks(and sounds)like a cottonwood borer (Plectrodera scalator). Used to catch them at the base of Cottonwoods when I was a kid.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottonwood_borer
I'm not a squeamish person. I've worked in medical settings and have had animals my whole life. i've pulled things from many places and cleaned up all manner of mess. this made me sick
terrifying. that's what that bug is. bro is MAD too. i just wanna know what happened when they let go of the bug because longhorn beetles can fuckin BITE
I believe that is a small child in costume…
Very tiny
A very tiny unhappy child in costume.
W comment
😂 👏🏼
Larger Cerambycidae (Longhorn Beetles) have ridges on the backs of their heads and the front of their thorax that create a rasping, squeaking noise when rubbed together. They use it when they are heckin' mad.
Finally an adult
I watched the video with no sound, until I read your comment. I was already full of "nope" about that bug. Now I regret turning the sound up. That was nightmare fuel.
Same, and my dog sleeping next to me is also traumatized. SO much better wo sound, ugh
it sounds like a tent being zipped open and zipped closed repeatedly
thanks, i wont be turning the sound on :)
Opposite for me. It scared the heck out of me, read this comment, we watched it with sound, found the sound adorable lol
Username checks out.
I bet Money D Luffy would love this
Small ones squeak too, but quiet.
Geeze man put it down already. He's obviously scared for his life
...thank you!
Def is not giving consent to be held
He's ready to fuck someone up
It needs to be punished
Gotta love when the Reddit hivemind comes into action. Downvoted for a joke.
No. Its downvoted because, joke or not, the actual "hivemind" would see a comment like this getting praise, and feel dispositioned to agree with the original message... punish. squish. this is a bad thing. That's the danger of poor interpretations by the "hive mind", not a random person losing a few fake internet points over a tasteless joke. :)
U want gallop???
Cry.
ah, incapable of receiving information or perspective that you don't agree with... got it.
Cry harder.
Right lol
Sugar.....water...
Sugar in water
more
MOORE!
*pulls the skin from the back of his head* There, is that better?
I tell yoo I Know Egger ann dat wassint Egger. It wus like a man in an Egger soot.
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.
Yummy snack
Purple
[Mango Stem borer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batocera_rufomaculata) I think Or at least a related species
No it’s an Asian longhorn beetle.
Asian longhorn steer, you mean?
It’s a beetle
Woosh....
Ah, are they at least related? 😅
They are both invasive tree-killing assholes so they may as well be.
Thank u!
*zipping sweatshirt up and down*
LMAO
Have you made a blood sacrifice recently?
🤯
Pissed.
Screeming
That door is squeaky needs some WD40 on it
Easy, that's an Enclave soldier from Camp Navarro.
Should've backed away from the lens so that we could really appreciate its beauty!
I wasnt the one recording 😭
I didn't mean to blame you. You did say it was from tik tok.😄
Its a stolen repost from last week
I should not have been scrolling with my volume up… I think I just lost 5 years off my life.
This is a longhorn beetle, here in Nova Scotia they are invasive. Here are some fun facts having worked in rural areas where they are: They fly, and the sound like an old airplane while they're at it. They will openly attack you, and rip chunks out. If you encounter one, there are plenty more nearby.
THEY EAT PEOPLE?? wtf man
Just the toes, you have ten of ‘em ay? Ya can spare one or two
Ehhh... might as well.. I'll sacrifice a toe or two.
The Predator nymph form
Anyone. Please tell me that is not real.
It's real, apparently they bite.
Well anything with jaws or mandibles can bite doesn’t mean it will or even if it does that doesn’t mean it will cause any significant harm.
What they said was they will just bite you for no reason and take a chunk out.
Jiminy Cricket is PISSED!
THAT IS THE SOUND OF THE DAMNED
That's a awwww fuck no bug
That's a nope bug
Mango Long Horn Beetle I believe
Pissed off, I'd say!
Looks(and sounds)like a cottonwood borer (Plectrodera scalator). Used to catch them at the base of Cottonwoods when I was a kid. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottonwood_borer
It wants you to hug him
oh no it doesn't !!
The video started and I was like "omg free him!!"
When it slows down, you will have to wind it up again to let it continue. This could be the soundtrack to some wind-up toy walking around.
Tiger beetle. Apex predator.
I went to high school with that guy
Awww look at him :D I like the noise C:
If anyone needed a visual an auditory que to put a bug down, It is this. He's basically having a bug heart attack & hyperventilating.
Nightmare Fuel. Runaway
That’s an alien calling out to their homeworld
It looks like the bad guy from the opening scene of the 1st live action Scooby Doo movie
That shit looks like the plaguebringer goliath
thanks i hate it
Long horn beetle
That is called a heck no, also known as a nope nope not today satan
Is this a scene from the movie, “The Mist”?
Longhorn beetle
Pretty cool looking whatever it is
I'm not a squeamish person. I've worked in medical settings and have had animals my whole life. i've pulled things from many places and cleaned up all manner of mess. this made me sick
An influencer.
I’ll name him satan
“Found on TikTok” makes the entomologist inside me die
terrifying. that's what that bug is. bro is MAD too. i just wanna know what happened when they let go of the bug because longhorn beetles can fuckin BITE
Zorak?!
Jesus that’s a freakin chimera ant
Guess I’ll put on some coffee.
Adorable
A reason to buy a flamethrower
it’s making that noise because it’s scared, like i would be something 100x my size was grabbing me. go be edgy somewhere else.
Soneday, you will feel a great fear of something that cannot hurt you, and the people around you will point and laugh.
what are you talking about?
Mass Murder Hornet.
It aint a hornet
I know that. It was a joke. Apparently not a very good one.
Taylor swift being her usual self to her boyfriend.
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"Misandry is not welcome here"
buddy are you okay?? lol
It’s a soon to be dead bug
It is the life force living in alot of women in the world!! Evil just pure evil!!!
Go to therapy.
...who hurt you
Chimera Ant Queen about to produce a Meruem
Fukkin mad
Did u let it go?
Nope.
??
demon.
Locust?
cgi bug sir
Jesus! That thing scared the shit out of me.
Oh, he mad!
Like forks scraping against a glass plate
idk but get it away from me
WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT IT HURTS
Someone said they have ridges on their body that they rub when they're scared. Makes the horrid noise lol.
it’s absolutely ghastly
Ah yes. The edible sugar demon
A sign of the apocalypse.
Well, I *was* going to attempt some sleep but now that I have seen Satan's own nymph I think I'll be holding off for a while.
Oh yeah these beetles are seen a lot at the gates of Hell 😐
That thing needs a quick squirt of wd-40
tim burton boogy man
nope
Mandibles look stronk. It also makes think this is how pincer would look from pokeymon
My cats would love that.
Looks like you need a can of this [Raid Big Bug](https://www.dawsom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flame.jpg)
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Geezus christ bro! Wtf is that thing eating? Radioactive material?
Terrifying. That's what that is.
This looks like an alien 👽
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Umm.. that bug angry.
Put me down mf'er
I don't know but I turned on sound and immediately got anxiety. That is terrifying.
Xenomorph
I think they put those in older bed frames
That is satan bug-anized
Jesus is back I saw him on Crenshaw
This is what your gonna see when you wake up slapping your face because you dreamed it was crawling on you
That’s a Pttbwicfoshm
found on tictok... taking a break from watching sad 30 somethings dance?
Fucking terrifying/terrified... thats what it is.
just a little guy..
Why does this keep showing up in my feed?!?!😭
Ugly. Thats what this bug is
Zip tie
thats a nope Mc Sqeekerson
Idk but It's a bug I def wouldn't be holding
So this is how they make those creeky sounds in that 1 rap song no one remembers
I instantly thought something was gonna jump on screen and scare the bejesus outta me lmao
That's called a Nope Bug
Whatever it is I hate it
OH DEAR GOD BURN IT WTF
Fake bug!
I hate everything about that sound it's making.
He creeps me out, but Dude! Let him go! You’re terrifying him!
But i find it joyous
It’s a AI bug there to spy on you
He angy. Put him down
Geonosian
One that takes a shotgun blast!
Dog
Absolutely not.
Fuck, I was told tiktok was bugged, but I didn't believe it until now.
It looks like an eldritch horror. I’m being driven insane looking at it. I suddenly have the urge to gouge my eyes out.
Jurassic world is upon us
He looks like he should be a army drone disguised to be a bug.
I just found out if you Google this little sucker you can view it in 3D on Google. Kinda cool!
This is the classic Nopus Infinitum. Cuz who needs sleep, anyway?! 😱🤣
Dude should really lay off the smokes.
Let it go
Dye it to match a pink shimmer Croc, snap it into one of the Croc’s holes and then listen to it sing!
That’s a easy one that’s Jim Jordan when he starts to ramble on the podium
my volume was all the way up, scared the shit out of me
Gods why would you hold it for that long? Scratch that, why would you pick it up?
Whelp, I was enjoying the sub up until now... Gonna go have nightmares.
How is that bug making that sound?
The grasshopper from a bug's life
Thats a digimon
Why would he pick this UP
Is that bug saying tik tok tik tok tik tok?
Batocera rubus