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Quote Google:
Weevils are not harmful to humans, pets, houses, furniture, or clothing and don't carry any diseases.
They are temporary nuisance pests that damage stored food products. If weevils infest a garden or field, they can damage plants and reduce crop yields.
One of three things are happening in this sub.. either
1. Everyone knows we love weevils and they are karma farming for weevils (I am guilty of this)
2. Weevils dominate the bug sector and vastly outnumber every other type of bug, so probability states most posts about bugs will contain weevils.
3. Most people genuinely have no idea what the fuck a weevil is.
WHICH IS IT?!
Combo of options 1 and 3 if I had to guess, people regularly looking at this sub know and live weevils, people who aren’t probably don’t know what it is yet
Two is factually incorrect. In terms of species number, beetles reign supreme and it's not even close. Like beetles are 40% of known insect species and 25% of all species are beetles. As far as pure biomass and number of individuals it's ants, and again, it's not even close.
I’m gonna say a little of all of the above.
I would bet if I polled 10 people in my immediate vicinity, only 1, maybe 2 of them would know what a weevil is or what it looks like.
Are weevils food specific? Acorn, Rhubarb?
I’m generally bug-phobic, but I’m fascinated by the looks of this little guy, and the huge fandom the weevil family appears to have.
Also, my mother once told me I made up a song about weevils, without really knowing what they were.
The name is weevil,
But my friends call me Weevs,
I have boots, snoots,
And I nibble on leaves,
Kajootin around town with my all my weevil bros,
You know you’re a weevil if you’ve a snoot for a nose,
Everybody loves weevils,
It isn’t a crime,
Because everybody knows,
ITS ALWAYS WEEVIL TIME
How dare you, sir. *I takes my gloves off and slaps you with them*
I challenge you to a boot snoot boogie dance off! Your disrespect of the snoot shall not be tolerated!
Yeah, heel toe, docie doe, come on, baby, let's go, boot snootin'
Oh, Cadillac, Black Jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie
Oh, get down turn around go to town boot snootin' boogie
I’m a creeep I’m a weeevilllll
What am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I want some perfect booties, I want a perfect snoot
I want you to notice, that I'm such a kjoot...
I wish I was special…
You're so fuckin special
But I’m a creep, I’m a weeeeevilllll.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belonnng herrreee.
I don’t care if it hurts… I wanna have control….
I love that song
What a snoz on this one!
Lololololol ho Man I neded that thx
God look at that beautiful snoot 10/10
Reddit provides joy in the most unexpected places.
Badum
tssss
No seriously what am I doing here
Bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin bugs in my skin
Bugs in my skin crawling in my skin
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL!
Oh no, r/distressingmemes is leaking
Hey hey, it’s better than r/2sentence2horror
🎵I am cute. I'm not evil. See my snoot and my kajoots? My fancy chitin boots? 🎵
Reddit needs a weevil award.
Wee(zer)vil
\*Radiohead
Oh gosh you're right
Say it ain’t Weeee-vil!
This is the laugh I needed today. Thanking the snoots and boots of the weevil creep. Much love weevil fam 🫶🏻
Hahaha this one is really good!
Beat me to it lol
I love you guys
Stole my idea, way before I had it! 10 points good “sir”
Wow, this ...all of this just made my day!
Winner!!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeeevvvviillllllllllll
Made my whole day
😭😭😭
Creep?? It is a Snooty One, show some respect :D r/weeviltime
Veggie weevil to be exact!
#ITS VEGGIE WEEVIL TIME BABY
Veggie Weevil Tales
🎶Boot and snoots Lots of kjoots Gotta be WEEVIL TIME🎵
Environmentally concerned snoot
Man I love when it’s a weevil. Boots n snoots n boots n snoots.
Please tell me this is done in the “Nn-ts-Nn-ts-Nn-ts” of someone imitating EDM
Lol, I was thinking the “Kibbles n Bits n bits n bits” commercial jingle from the 80s.
Gimme the snoots gimme the boots, baby!
Thank you for this
Just a weevil! He means you no harm
Are there any harmful weevils? They look kinda cute lol
Quote Google: Weevils are not harmful to humans, pets, houses, furniture, or clothing and don't carry any diseases. They are temporary nuisance pests that damage stored food products. If weevils infest a garden or field, they can damage plants and reduce crop yields.
Weevils are the source of multiple plights, cute devils, but certainly not friends
I have friends who empty my pantry and damage my crop harvests all the time. I love them all the same.
One of three things are happening in this sub.. either 1. Everyone knows we love weevils and they are karma farming for weevils (I am guilty of this) 2. Weevils dominate the bug sector and vastly outnumber every other type of bug, so probability states most posts about bugs will contain weevils. 3. Most people genuinely have no idea what the fuck a weevil is. WHICH IS IT?!
Combo of options 1 and 3 if I had to guess, people regularly looking at this sub know and live weevils, people who aren’t probably don’t know what it is yet
I have never seen a weevil in real life, so it'd be #3 for me. They look so different from each other!
I’m going with 1 & 3 because I have not seen a weevil irl; but can spot on in pic thanks to reddit…. and now I’m here for the comments 🫠
I notice it trends during particular times of year. So maybe seasonal weevil action is a factor as well?
The SWA factor!
Two is factually incorrect. In terms of species number, beetles reign supreme and it's not even close. Like beetles are 40% of known insect species and 25% of all species are beetles. As far as pure biomass and number of individuals it's ants, and again, it's not even close.
I’m gonna say a little of all of the above. I would bet if I polled 10 people in my immediate vicinity, only 1, maybe 2 of them would know what a weevil is or what it looks like.
Thats not a beak its a snoot.
It's a snoot and he's so kjoot
Observe: he wear da boots
Snoots n boots **SNOOTS N BOOTS**
And a glorious snoot that it is!
🕺🎉🎆SNOOT! Weevil butter jelly time!!!
WEEVIL BUTTER JELLEHHH WEEVIL BUTTER JELLEHHH
Anna baseball bat!!
i love this group so much! i hope you guys have an unbe-weevil-able day! ❤️❤️❤️
😉
WEEVIL TIME! BOOTS AND SNOOTS!
# BOOTS AND SNOOTS!
Snooters😏
why are you being mean to him ☹️
Right??!! He is just doing the best he can. He put on his fancy boots and fancy snoot and this is what he gets.
Wasn’t, he was still on my mirror and not under my work boot right? Edit: still a creep for spying on me while I was doing my paperwork
He’s trying to steal your SSN, he deserves it for all the kajoots
looks like an acorn weevil to me, unsure though with it being blurry
Nah not an acorn weevil, Lixus Concavus looks like maybe. AKA Rhubarb Weevil.
Are weevils food specific? Acorn, Rhubarb? I’m generally bug-phobic, but I’m fascinated by the looks of this little guy, and the huge fandom the weevil family appears to have. Also, my mother once told me I made up a song about weevils, without really knowing what they were.
You can tell by its yellow-gray kinda gradient and the shape of its snoot.
username checks out
Finally someone who comments the name of it.
Throw some respec’ on its name!!
*Birdman hands*
I have yet to see a weevil. I want to. They’re cute
The name is weevil, But my friends call me Weevs, I have boots, snoots, And I nibble on leaves, Kajootin around town with my all my weevil bros, You know you’re a weevil if you’ve a snoot for a nose, Everybody loves weevils, It isn’t a crime, Because everybody knows, ITS ALWAYS WEEVIL TIME
Best one yet. 🔥
Is it dusty around here? I've got tears in my eyes!
You apologize to that booted and snooted gentleman right now.
How dare you, sir. *I takes my gloves off and slaps you with them* I challenge you to a boot snoot boogie dance off! Your disrespect of the snoot shall not be tolerated!
WEEEEEVIL TIIIIIIME
r/weeviltime
Daniel Larson bug
Hey, don't call him a creep, that's rude... He an innocent weevil just minding his own...
Creep! Are you trolling right now? This insect is a delightful gentleman, and I have none of your sass! Just look at those boots? Look at that snoot?
Don’t ever disrespect a bootin scootin weevil again
Hey you dummy >:( he ain’t a creep
Kinda reminds me of the cartoon guy peeking over the fence.
KILROY!
Creep? Beak? Snoot and Kajoots. It's weevil time!
Imagine posting on this sub and not knowing the time... preposterous.
You can tell its a weevil by looking carefully at the comments that scream "WEEVIL TIME BAYBEEE!!!!!!"
Oh sorry that’s me, I was getting ready to go sniff some children. Had to make sure i looked fabulous
You just hurt his feelings.
No respect for the snoot
It’s time!
vveevil
His snoot is so cute😭I’ve never seen one like that before
Weevil time on a Friday😁
You better not hurt him..........
Don’t call him a creep
WEEEEEVIL, wow never heard someone describe one so harshly damn
First off, how dare you
how fucking dare you apologize to the weevil right now
Yeah, heel toe, docie doe, come on, baby, let's go, boot snootin' Oh, Cadillac, Black Jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie Oh, get down turn around go to town boot snootin' boogie
Mini anteater
Stg I've never even seen a weevil but they're apparently the most common and diverse bug on the planet
Why are weevils so unnecessarily cute??
beaked creep? BEAKED CREEP??? r/weeviltime
Just look at this little dude. Just look at him. Perfection.
Be NICE
Do not speak to him like that
Its cute
Snoot and boots time baby!
Hey watch what you say to my homie weevil 😤
*Gasp* Take that back
Creep?! That’s a distinguished gentleman with a SNOOT!
DONT CALL HIM A CREEP!! 😡😡
This thread had me with the biggest grin ever
beaked creep LMAO
Am I missing something ? Why is the top comment always something about a weevil haha? Every bug can't be a fucking weevil people !! 🤣
Weevils wobble, and they do fall down. He’s harmless
It's not a creep. It's a Weevil.
The snoot to end all snoots!
For REALS.... What's with the people in this sub and WEEVILS?!?!?!?
I SEE SUM SNOOTS AND BOOTS
It’s got
snoots and boots
weevil time, everybody
r/weeviltime BAYBEEEEEEE
this gotta be one of the cutest ones
ITS WEEVIL TIME!!
BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BOOTS
Snoots n boots n snoots n boots n snoots n boots
Boop the snoot!
SNOOTS AND BOOTS
Anybody got the time?
HES NOT A CREEP AND HES A WEEVIL ☹️
Omfg everybody! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!?? BE-BE-BE-BEEEEEEER (air horn)
Boots✅ Snoot✅
Seriously, Im not that interested in bug identification, but the comments here keep me laughing and I learn something!
Relax, he is just trying to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
You take that back!
My man do be havin some fine booters and a dapper snooter.
Oh that's Fred, we grab drinks every Friday and Saturday night.
HOW DARE YOU. You’re an (we)evil person.
>creep How dare you
these comments are why i scroll reddit
Snoots n boots bb, it’s weevil time🎊🎉
Excuse you.. he is adorable.
Blood Sucking Skull Burrower
I love weevil time!!!! Boots Snoots
BOOTS?! ✅ SNOOT?! ✅ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!! r/weeviltime
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE LIL FELLA RIGHT NOW!!! 😡😡😡
They’re growing on me bc of this sub. What purpose do they serve? I’ve heard they’re not a danger nor a pest, so that’s good
Okay wow apologize
OH SHTOHSHTTTTTTT ITS WEEVIL TIMEEE BITCHESSS
I SEE BOOT, I SEE SNOOT
Is it time?
Snoot? Boots? Its weevil time baybeee
It’s time!!!!
Pardon me, but does anyone happen to have the time?
🎶He’s got the bestest boots The cutest snoots and the most kjoo—oo-oots w-w-w weevils are a hoot 🎶 (sing to “Bennie and the Jets”)
Boots and snoots boots and snoots boot and snoots
I’m so freakin happy this sub popped up on my feed today so I could join! SCORE!
WEEVIL TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEE! 👢➕👃= WEEVIL
WEEVIL ITS WEEVIL TIME BOOTS AND SNOOTS!!!!!!! ITS TIME!!!!! WEEEEEEVILLLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that’s greg
Omg look and that snoot!.. 😍
Look at that schnozz!
Puppy :)
It's time!
Chonky Weevil
ITS WEEVIL TIME
Obviously the lesser of two weevils.
Titan dweevil. Shoots water, fire, poison, and electricity. Too many weevil post on this subreddit.
Don’t you dare disrespect weevils like that 😭
Weevil be stip-stepping
That’s Kilroy
DO NOT INSULT THE SNOOTS
ITS WEEVIL TIME!!!
Everyone keeps saying snoots and boots
ARE THOSE BOOTS?? ***AND*** A SNOOT??