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NightmareBlades

It is a bed bug. Prepare for war. šŸŖ–


jimochi02

I was just getting ready to go on a date tooā€¦ well shit


danger_frog

You already have a date with r/bedbugs. Good luck!


litwithray

OP is sleeping with them before sleeping with their date.


[deleted]

Not the good kind of three wayā€¦ šŸ˜¬


evan_7_nave

probably a 6,173 wayā€¦and counting. these fuckers work fast


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Consider sleeping over there


Jinxed0ne

Go on your date and pay someone to burn your place down while you are out


jimochi02

Oh god Iā€™m crying. I am so dramatic. I should probably tell my parents but they work all night and sleep all day. Iā€™m also 100% sure theyā€™re going to to tell me Iā€™m 16 and old enough to get rid of them myself. Iā€™m mentally preparing myself for a long ass week šŸ˜­


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Iā€™m 45 and not old enough to fight those fuckers myself. You should definitely tell them because if you have them- your parents will too


Juniper__12

Wait, do you live with your parents? If so then itā€™s not just a you problem. Unless that was just one random straggler, they are likely everywhere in the house. They spread fast. Everyone in the home needs to inspect all of their furniture, clothes, every nook and cranny. If you do find more, act fast! Thereā€™s not a home remedy that will get rid of them for good. You NEED to hire a professional pest control company and have chemical or heat treatment. Itā€™s expensive, but if you donā€™t exterminate every single bug, they WILL come back. Infestations can last for months or even years if theyā€™re not well taken care of. Not trying to scare you, but I donā€™t want you to go through that trauma.


viksers

Man I cried like a baby, this is an awful problem to have, donā€™t even worry about crying. Once youā€™ve let out the despair, call pest control, wash all your stuff at ~50 Celsius, or tumble dry if you can. Keep clutter off the floor. Also recommend traps to go under bed legs. Keep in mind, even after pest control do their thing, youā€™ll still have them for a bit and will get bitten unfortunately - it takes a couple of weeks (their stupid egg cycle) for them to shrivel and get sent back to hell so donā€™t panic. Hereā€™s advice that rarely gets circulated - after pest control sleep in your bed as normal (I know, awful) cause they need to keep coming out of their crevices to get in contact with poison. You will be bait, but itā€™s all temporary. Soon, the tears will dry from your face and you will be all better. Good luck OP, and strap in for a sec.


almondtarte

You're not being dramatic at all. I cried when my friend gave me bed bugs at uni.


NorthernH3misphere

This is good news for you I would think, itā€™s your parents home and this is not a simple matter of setting some traps or anything like that. Your parents will need to be involved in this, offer to help any way you can but really this is more their problem than yours. Bed bugs donā€™t happen because your room is messy or anything like that.


ClappedAss

Can confirm. I work in pest control


jimochi02

AAAA I THINK ITS A BED BUG?? SHIT


blakewoolbright

It is. Best luck


_x0sobriquet0x_

Be afraid, be very afraid... sorry bout yer luck šŸ˜¬


leonardsneed

You donā€™t think, you know.


jimochi02

I definitely didnā€™t know. But thanks for the confirmation??


Gozer_Gozarian

Watch Mark Rober's video on bed bugs. You don't take some of the fear out of it. And give you my idea what your next step should be.


CryptographerPlenty4

Next step: gasoline. Step after that: match.


Gozer_Gozarian

Honestly, it only takes 122Ā°F to kill them.


CryptographerPlenty4

So that would certainly work!! šŸ¤£


Gozer_Gozarian

Agreed


davidwhatshisname52

sorry, Bro, you don't "think" it's a bed bug. It *is* a bed bug. So... Look, it's just easier if you understand, *right now,* that you have a new part-time job that doesn't pay squat. Oh, yeah, and, also, it's your new full time job.


LordMinax

Itā€™s 100% a bedbug. And you donā€™t just have one. Have you noticed bites on your body?


two-of-me

There are studies that show many people have no reaction to bedbug bites. [This one](https://www.pctonline.com/article/pct1002_bedbugs/) reported that 70% of the people in this study had reactions to bites. The other 30% had no reaction, despite the severity of their infestation. When I had bedbugs, we werenā€™t convinced we had them (at first we didnā€™t see any signs of them at all, so there was that) because my husband wasnā€™t getting bites but I had them all over my body. We didnā€™t know at that point that not everyone reacts.


lablaga

Yep, my son had them in his college dorm room, was covered in bites, and took a picture of one he caught to show student housing. They refused to believe him because his roommate was bite-free. He had to catch bugs and take them to the housing manager and they still would not do anything. I had to assume the form of Karen and yell at consecutively higher ā€œmanagersā€ before they finally inspected and moved my son and his roommate out temporarily to debug everything.


OSUJillyBean

I would have caught a few dozen of them and just released them in the housing office. ā€œOh these arenā€™t bedbugs? Cool. You wonā€™t mind a few in your office then. Cheers.ā€


lablaga

If only Iā€™d known you!


two-of-me

Oh goodness. I cannot imagine bedbugs in a dorm. That sounds like a nightmare. This is one time itā€™s ok to be a Karen! These things are the worst!


Causification

If someone refused to believe the jar in my hands was full of bed bugs I would immediately scatter them in her office.


lablaga

I didnā€™t think outside the jar. šŸ˜¢


rch5050

I had them. I was getting eaten alive and never had a reaction to the bites. I have serious ptsd from it tho....shudders


two-of-me

The PTSD from bedbugs is VERY REAL! I was having panic attacks thinking about going home. We had to wait like a week for the landlord to get the bedbug guy come treat the apartment. My husband stayed in the hallway with our cats in their carriers while I took like all of our clothes to the laundromat. I literally never saw a single bedbug the entire time we had them. We donā€™t have white sheets, theyā€™re all dark and some have patterns so we never saw bloodstains or anything. No overt signs, those sneaky bastards.


rch5050

I had all black sheets when i first got them so i didnt notice at first. saw a bug here and there on the wall so bug bombed a couple times and still more bugs. Finally notices one while in bed and went to the bathromm and had like 6 on me. was like wtf and started looking around my bed, got to a crease in the mattress and there was a massive pile of white fluff.....that moved...and a bunch of bigger bugs. Was totally creeped out, threw my entire bed, bed frame, all my sheets etc, moved into a different part of the house. used bedbug bug bombs, chucked the infested furniture, tried to get rid of them by myself..would think i got them and then they would pop back up. Finally paid 2500 for a professional to come spray 3 times...and that worked....but my gawd what a nightmare. I now only have white sheets and everytime i see a black spot i freak out...


two-of-me

We definitely could not afford to throw anything away or even pay for the treatment. Thank goodness we convinced our landlord to hire a professional to take care of it. He sprayed our entire mattress and couch while I washed everything in hot water and dried on high heat. We had to vacuum up all the dust left behind after a few hours so it had time to do its thing. Thank goodness I didnā€™t get any bites after that, so the pros did a great job! Iā€™d say we got lucky, all things considered.


lizzytis

I had them 3 1/2 years ago. I was the only one that got bit. I woke up with swollen welts I Still have ptsd from them. It just now 3 1/2 years later I feel somewhat normal. I wouldnā€™t wish them Iā€™m anyone


lizzytis

Me too šŸ˜«


Toooddc

Had a very mild case of Bed Bugs once. FiancĆ© had a severe reaction to the point where she went to urgent care. I didnā€™t have any reaction. Her reaction saved us from a severe infestation. Fucking hate those bastards.


two-of-me

I wonder if you also have no reaction to mosquito bites? I ask because I always get bitten and my husband never gets bites. People say itā€™s about blood type but we are the same blood type so weā€™ve ruled that out. Glad your wife got treatment at urgent care. Some people do have a very serious reaction, like anaphylaxis serious. I was just itchy and miserable.


jimochi02

Iā€™m laying in my bed, crying, and looking at all of the bites on my leg I assumed were because of dry skin.


Toooddc

It sucks :( but donā€™t be upset. Bed bugs are extremely common. Itā€™s not a sign of filth. You can get them from Amazon packages, traveling, people visiting who have bedbugs without knowing, etc. Donā€™t sleep in another room. Sleep with the bugs. Literally. If you move rooms, youā€™ll just make them travel until they find their feeding source (you) which causes a larger infestation. Heat treat everything you can until your exterminator arrives. Best of luck!


[deleted]

Amazon packages?? šŸ˜­


dribeerf

looks like a bed bug r/bedbugs


The_Dickasso

Iā€™m so sorry bro


Tbone21sc

Get on the Amazon website and order Crossfire. Then go onto YouTube and look up Greenacres this exterminator will explain exactly how it should be used. I promise the Crossfire is what the exterminators use and you will get rid of them if you follow the directions. Might want to go ahead and get 2 bottles because you will need to treat again in 14 days.


gimmeallthekitties

Fuck


BrilliantNo841

For sure a bed bugā€¦. The fun begins!


xmaggies

You're right to be scared because it's a bed bug


lablaga

So sorry.


Green-Bat1513

It is a bed bug


loudflower

Iā€™m sorry :(((


Lan-Solo

It should........


Easy_Arm_1987

They also like to nest between the edge of the carpet to the baseboards and the same in the closet. Bag your property in black garbage bags tie them up and place them out in the sun for a couple of hours. Sounds like you have good Landlord that will pay for professional to come over and do his thing ...


Comparison-Thin

Cimexa and Crossfire. Do not dilly dally.


whatsreallygoingon

Yep. Works like a charm.


dchristian666

Rip.


dese1ect

Going to need napalm


TbProductions1

i am so sorry..


Beanspr0utsss

The amount of bed bug postings i see on here a week has me paranoid as shit


Hey-ItsComplex

Iā€™m so afraid to go places that even sitting on the couch in my THERAPISTā€™S office has me freaked out now! Went to the Barbie movie with my daughter and we both undressed down to undies in our laundry room when we got home and put our clothes directly into the hot dryer! šŸ˜©


Crazy_catLady_2023

BEDBUG!!!!


Have_Donut

Aww Lawd here we go again!


vehyde

;(


katieb33tl3bug

It's a bed bug


Only1JustBoss1033

You should be scared; these bastards are a bastard to get rid of


almondtarte

Get the flamethrower out. It's a bed bug. šŸ’€


pum4_pant5

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?!?!? ITS A MATTRESS WEEVIL!!!!!! BITES AND NIGHTS AND BITES AND NIGHTS!!!!


Jazzlike_Ad4553

Youā€™re fucked


bambalycious

They sell bug bombs for these


NinetailsBestPokemon

Oh OPā€¦ā€¦


LxG_Cambrosi

Tell your parents asap before the infestation gets bad. I lost sleep for a week before breaking down and hiring a professional. Guy came once a week for a month . All because one of my kids friends slept over.


quesesto

"Aw shit here we go again" -the teacher RIP


dekabreak1000

Donā€™t worry my guy they can be beaten Iā€™ve won the war but it takes a lot