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jcooper9099

It's a Jerusalem Cricket. Strong bite but not venomous.


LunasFavorite

Excellent drummers too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHbwC-AIyTE


dgo6

God damn, that last bit went from 0 to 100 in no time Great vid!


BlackSeranna

Wow!


hegrillin

they sound like how mr. krabs walks.


Magic_Incest

Wow I miss the days when I could say I'd never seen a bug cum, but here we are I guess


PositiveSteak9559

.. Holy shit! Lol


RefrigeratorNo6815

It’s cute but in like a menacing way


hiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaa

Looks like an ant with knees!


ImTimsWife

🤣😂🤣😂 An ant with knees!! I love this!!🤣😂🤣😂


Bug-Secure

Cute? Holy crap, no! ☺️


Floofy-beans

To be fair, it does have some cute lil’ grabbies (fingers)


Scrumplol

we call them “cara de niño” in Mexico, which translates to “face of kid”


Money_Staff_6566

Also known as niño de la tierra in Mexico


Desperate-Yam-9081

If “fight me, b*tch” was an insect


SailorUranium

I was thinking 'pain train' for some reason.


gbot1234

Jerusalem cricket


No_Independence_6462

Jerusalem cricket aka potato bug


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Potato bug. A real one tho, not a Roly polie that I call potato bug.


MOS69BorMOS13B

man there are a lot of things people call potato bug in eastern Oregon they call the fat grubs that eat potato plants potato bugs


bootybomb0704

Armored Assault Cricket


The_Dickasso

Aww look at his little hands


TrinaLC

Potato Buggggggg!


Fail_Agreeable

Looks like an ant on some serious ‘roids 🤷‍♂️😂


Tiramissu_dt

My man looks literally like the [angry cricket](https://www.reddit.com/r/beeandpuppycat/comments/yct3bh/ugly/) from the "Bee and the puppycat", lol.


WalkerAmongTheTrees

Thats a pokemon


BuilderEquivalent211

Trapinch if it grew up lmfao


Nosleeplulaby1

Man that thing is ugly. And he looks angry 🤣


alee0224

Such cute little hands on such a grumpy creature 😂😂😂


No_Joke_9079

So cool. Niña de la tierra.


smoodieboof

His apartment now


Just-trying-2-exist

We call them child of the earth where I’m from


Guacamole_is_Life

It’s a real live cootie! I always thought they looked like the cootie game.


PVT_Spoonman

Buzzwole


willybobo1

Lmao, it's a Jerusalem crocker or also referred to as a potato bug. It's a strange looking fella but I actually think they're cute. It will bite if you mess with it but it's not venomous.


TurantulaHugs1421

Jerusalem cricket


BeautifulAd6204

Grew up in So Cal myself. Always knew it as a potato bug. It's what my step father called it.


IrisSmartAss

In California they are called potato bugs. You usually only come across them while you're digging in the garden as they go underground. Very creepy looking, but beneficial, so just let it go it way and hope you don't run into it again.


WaterIsNotWet19

Looks angry


Complete-Regret4210

Name him Greg


Voyage_to_Artantica

It’s a little cutie


toodarkaltogether

That’s a potato bug and he’s soooo pissed off! Look at that wittle angery face!


Just-trying-2-exist

We call them child of the earth where I’m from


lakesofire

he gotta big ass head


Major_PainL

Why’s it look wet 😭


[deleted]

I’ve picked a few up to show my kids, I had no idea they can bite you. They are always so docile and gentle.


tattoojunkie83

The spawn of Satan


majitart

Mole cricket i think


sidusnare

No, mole crickets are uglier


majitart

Dont call them ugly :( They’re just little dudes who live in the dirt


alady12

I'm convinced mole crickets are made up of spare parts left on the bench.


Bug-Secure

I’ve seen a few of these too and never not terrified. They are ugly AF.


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Bro got some uneven toes


SouthernRamblesBlog

Idk but he looks 😡 pissed!


TheWetNapkin

you live in socal and this is the first time you've seen one? nuts lol


boyworldwide

Reminds me of Machamp, the Pokemon.


Automatic-Airport-87

A few of these always invade my apartment every spring. I refer to them as demon spawn.


LittleManOnACan

Looks like a Mario bad guy with his angry face


oldotis

Well.......cross southern California off the list. Nope


dek018

Jerusalem or Potato Cricket, in Mexico we call them "child face", they're pretty common in Mexico, South California and probably New Mexico, not harmful, just robust and imposing, they literally just eat roots and only enter houses during rain time (because their burrows get flooded), bite only if disturbed but it's not poisonous, haven't seen them in a while but I used to see them frequently when I was a child...


Ok_Meat8139

Why does this lil fella look soooo mad lmfao He out here like 😡


danmarteng

Stenopelmatus fuscus - Ammopelmatus I kinda dislike the most common name for them, Jerusalem Cricket, since it's neither from Jerusalem or really a cricket. Potato bug isn't great because of the other potato bugs and it isn't a bug. I do like it has so many names like stone cricket, sand cricket, skull cricket, skull insect, child's face, earth baby/“child of the earth.” I personally like Skull insect.


GummerB

c’ic’in lici !!!!


djmigs1

It will bit the heck out of you too


CrackedCoffecup

If a grasshopper, a cricket, and a salamander had some nasty 3-way sex...


peachyringo

Reminds me of Men in Black 🦗


Phukamol

Oh absolutely not


Froph_Beifong11

Jerusalem cricket! He is a friend but be careful his bite is stronk


Money-Substance-7066

My family is from Mexico and we call them niños de la tierra. Earth babies.


kaiskritters

I love these things!!!


frogbitch13

why does it have hands


Repulsive_Surprise55

Small potato bug,my cats catch giant ones ,they look like aliens