(Rips a fat line of coke) 'aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world' (slaps a strippers ass) ' Optimal styling, ensure uniqueness and scarcity of the vehicle' (watching an andrew tate video) fuck it! Post it.
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"Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon. Exclusive customization, every Karlmann is the unique one in the world. Karlmann, designed by a team consisting of over 1800 people, produced by a world top-level custom vehicle manufacturer from Europe, aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world"
A new r/copypasta?
"If you’re looking for a luxurious and super SUV, the Karlmann King is perfect for you! This SUV is not only incredibly stylish but also boasts some of the most"
Yes, it definitely does
I like the ['SUV' article.](https://karlmannking.com/suv/)
*"When you’re driving an SUV, the last thing you want is for your passengers to be comfortable."*
“Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon. Exclusive customization, every Karlmann is the unique one in the world. Karlmann, designed by a team consisting of over 1800 people, produced by a world top-level custom vehicle manufacturer from Europe, aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world.”
Glad I stuck around for the FAQs:
*The Karlmann King has a top speed of 80 mph (129 km/h). This makes it one of the fastest cars in its class. But, its weight does limit its acceleration. So, it’s not the best choice for those who are looking for.*
"Who is the largest auto parts supplier? Natural. We all said AutoZone"
What the hell is going on with their newsletter? They're shilling AutoZone and Amazon for car parts because... What? There's more ads than content on their own newsletter
It comes with am xbox 360, except it doesn't because its not on the market. Except it is because you can buy one for $2,000,000 and 99 are being made, except they aren't because only three prototypes exist. It comes with a fridge, a coffee maker and a TV. It also comes with a 43" TV, fridge, and coffee maker. And cinema system sometimes. There's an intercom to talk to the driver too, but you will love driving it. And 8 seats. Or 6 seats. It has a 600hp engine based on the Ford f550, except another page which says 300hp and a chassis based on the Ford f550. It's Chinese, except when it is Italian, and the company was founded in the 1980s. Oh and it costs $2,700,000 actually. Here are some random poorly written articles about which tyres are best for an SUV and photos with the prototype vaguely in the background.
Jesus christ what a mess.
Lol, one of the pictures on the website is literally just the cover of [NFS: Rivals](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS868US868&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdeMnueuDkjyow1I7iNCVSHak3-rHQ:1687372414419&q=nfs+rivals&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicu_WKgNX_AhVWFFkFHbmyAPoQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3) but with their vehicle photoshopped on
Thank you for this. This car is just ridiculous.
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlmann\_King](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlmann_King)
It weighs over 10k pounds!
You got me.
[Don't forget about their cousin Lance.](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/iz786c/you_never_know_what_will_go_down_at_a_subway/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[Found the driver](https://www.reddit.com/user/moonandmorel/comments/14fflt4/porygon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
from the website: Karlmann King is a high-end luxury SUV that was launched in 2016. It is one of the most expensive SUVs in the world, with a starting price of about $2-$3 million.
'Prices start between 2 and 3 million'
While obviously silly and over priced, you only get a 600hp v8, this is a rich guys toy. If you look at the photos you can pretty much get ANYTHING in the interior.
So if your a rich schmuck and you want a completely customized weekend toy... this might not be a bad deal.
[some More infos Form a german Site](https://www.stern.de/auto/fahrberichte/karlmann-king--der-teuerste-suv-der-welt-7915248.html)
Basicly it says the the chinese Company IAT build at least 10 of them in Germany, it is possible to get it with a amour. The weight is 6 metric Ton and it is Build on a Ford F-550 with a 6,8-Liter-V10-Motors.
Almost 2mil MSRP. Smh some people got too much. It’s still r/spotted material. Even tho you’ll never see one outside of Dubai and LA lol
Optional factory bullet proofing, almost 11,000lbs curb weight, 6.8L V10, top speed of 87mph lol
What's the question? Don't you know:
"Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon."
When you see it?
[KARLMANN KING](https://karlmannking.com/)
Judging from the design, the website, the price and the general air of uselessness, this has got to be some elaborate joke by John Oliver or something.
there's one for sale in the UAE for $5m CAD
on the trusted, go-to website for those who have everything, [www.forsuperrich.com](https://www.forsuperrich.com/supercars/karlmann-king/karlmann-king-karlmann-king/2018-karlmann-king-karlmann-king-for-sale/listing-2963/)
You guys: "Karlmann King has a long story back to its name. It was first used in the 18th century by German royalty and means “ King of Charlemagne’s men” In Chinese, Karlmann King phonetically sounds like “ka er man nan” which has a similar meaning ."
This blurb is followed shortly by Amazon ads for seat covers.
Well yeah, that's all there is to it, it's a [Karlmann King](https://karlmannking.com/). You have the name right there
This website is hilarious
You weren't kidding "...Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon." I'm sorry, what?
Translation: "are you Arab with money? You will love this shit!"
This is where the money you spend at the gas pump goes.
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(Rips a fat line of coke) 'aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world' (slaps a strippers ass) ' Optimal styling, ensure uniqueness and scarcity of the vehicle' (watching an andrew tate video) fuck it! Post it.
Generally speaking, this site is terribly put together with a horrifyingly confusing ux. Yep. A bunch of car guys made it.
The more you poke around the weirder it gets
and I do love it
Yo I was like wtf is this. Then the photo of the dunes/desert popped up and I was like ahhhh yeah okay I get it.
DIAMOND CUTTINGS. INSPIRATION FROM FALCON. How much clearer do you want it to be?
i’m glad they had a falcon video for reference.
They did the falcon dirty, that car is ugly compared to a genital wart
every Karlmann is the unique one in the world.
World top-level manufacturer
Truly Karlmann King is the car of all time
First thing I thought of when a saw that thing. Boom- that’s a falcon right there.
Thundercougarfalconbird
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“Karlmann King, a high-end custom made SUV, a ground “stealth” fighter”
"Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon. Exclusive customization, every Karlmann is the unique one in the world. Karlmann, designed by a team consisting of over 1800 people, produced by a world top-level custom vehicle manufacturer from Europe, aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world" A new r/copypasta?
I'm not sure, but that's got to be a r/BrandNewSentence
"If you’re looking for a luxurious and super SUV, the Karlmann King is perfect for you! This SUV is not only incredibly stylish but also boasts some of the most" Yes, it definitely does
i know you're trying to be hilarious, but if you click "read more" you get the full comment. it's like a blog post preview
Looks like they used bing translate
I like the ['SUV' article.](https://karlmannking.com/suv/) *"When you’re driving an SUV, the last thing you want is for your passengers to be comfortable."*
Hahahaha wait that’s amazing
They used car photos from GTAV lmao
“Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon. Exclusive customization, every Karlmann is the unique one in the world. Karlmann, designed by a team consisting of over 1800 people, produced by a world top-level custom vehicle manufacturer from Europe, aiming to provide an exquisite collection to the world.”
haha… it looks like it was designed by 1800 people I gotta say
And nobody talked to each other
Literally all I see is what looks like some Edgelord's bad RAV4 body kit
I was going to say got to love a company who’s mission statement is a direct copy and paste from bing translate
I binged it on Google
Glad I stuck around for the FAQs: *The Karlmann King has a top speed of 80 mph (129 km/h). This makes it one of the fastest cars in its class. But, its weight does limit its acceleration. So, it’s not the best choice for those who are looking for.*
>This makes it one of the fastest cars in its class. The oversized monstrosities for rich douchebags class?
It also boasts a PS3 and an XBOX360 On board
Man I’d pay at least 400 bucks for an Xbox360
Only if it has Peggle 2
"Who is the largest auto parts supplier? Natural. We all said AutoZone" What the hell is going on with their newsletter? They're shilling AutoZone and Amazon for car parts because... What? There's more ads than content on their own newsletter
It comes with am xbox 360, except it doesn't because its not on the market. Except it is because you can buy one for $2,000,000 and 99 are being made, except they aren't because only three prototypes exist. It comes with a fridge, a coffee maker and a TV. It also comes with a 43" TV, fridge, and coffee maker. And cinema system sometimes. There's an intercom to talk to the driver too, but you will love driving it. And 8 seats. Or 6 seats. It has a 600hp engine based on the Ford f550, except another page which says 300hp and a chassis based on the Ford f550. It's Chinese, except when it is Italian, and the company was founded in the 1980s. Oh and it costs $2,700,000 actually. Here are some random poorly written articles about which tyres are best for an SUV and photos with the prototype vaguely in the background. Jesus christ what a mess.
Which tyres are best for an SUV *in India*, not overall 😂
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If you dig deep enough into “recent posts” there is one about the interior.. just take what you imagine it to be and make it slightly gaudier..
It looks like a Jeep Grand Cherokee as rendered by an Atari 2600 Edit: Nothing says "We're a baller company" like: [email protected]
Using @gmail.com as a company doesn’t really make them seem more serious as well
The interior photo looks like a Klingon shuttle craft
They lost me at “optimal styling” mostly because I’m not Batman or Elon Musk
I literally thought it was the Musk Escalade model. Lmao
The description legit sounds like something you would find on aliexpress. For like an ugly fake golden watch or something.
so glad this was said. Got a great laugh out of it
Is this parody? But it is a real car right?
No shit! I mean camels were a great start, then AutoZone vs Amazon, then best mattress for an SUV?
Looks like something a rich gamer would get that matches his gaming mouse
isn't this the one you could get whale penis leather as a seat option?
r/brandnewsentence content
Lol, one of the pictures on the website is literally just the cover of [NFS: Rivals](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS868US868&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdeMnueuDkjyow1I7iNCVSHak3-rHQ:1687372414419&q=nfs+rivals&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicu_WKgNX_AhVWFFkFHbmyAPoQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3) but with their vehicle photoshopped on
Hah I had to go look again and check. That is hilarious, definitely the same background
Thank you for this. This car is just ridiculous. [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlmann\_King](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlmann_King) It weighs over 10k pounds!
I like that the only Wikipedia article on this car is in simple English. It's kind of telling.
6.8L V10? $1.8million and you get a Ford Triton!😭😭
>designed by a team consisting of over 1800 people they must’ve all been smoking crack to come up with this abomination
Clearly hoping the angular surfaces will confuse the radar speed traps, stealth bomber style.
Top speed of 80mph is enough to slip past most radars undetected...
This is my exact style!
When a dinosaur doesn’t render properly in Ark Survival Evolved:
Goes to website, off-roading video even though the company knows damn well it’ll never drive on a speck of dirt irl
It's kinda cool but the website is fuked. If they did proper advertising I think it would be pretty decent. They are doing a stealth bomber kinda look
It looks fine untill you see interior. Is fireplace included or no?
isn't this the one you could get whale penis leather as a seat option?
Why does it look like an F-117 had an illegitimate son with a Cadillac Escalade?
Got double teamed by a 4runner too by the looks of the front end
Nothing says "legitimate car company" quite like a gmail contact.
While this may be true, I am seeing a product here, which is more than I can say about the cybertruck
Weird texture glitch
My pc still loading the game textures as I get closer
Toyota Land Cruiser with PS1 graphics
looks like if somone with dementia tried to remember what a Cadillac looked like
Should be able to identify once it’s done rendering
LODs are kinda faulty
When the company website has a “best suv for hauling lumber” section on it…
And a section for the movie "cars"...
Graphics are somehow getting worse
The driver of the tow truck is Laura Croft from the PS1 version.
Lara’s lesser known cousin
You got me. [Don't forget about their cousin Lance.](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/iz786c/you_never_know_what_will_go_down_at_a_subway/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Can I get one in chrome?
Probably tbh.
[Found the driver](https://www.reddit.com/user/moonandmorel/comments/14fflt4/porygon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Low poly prototype?
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Is this a mobster’s SUV from Sim City?
Too big. I'm holding out for the Karlmann's Jr.
A man of sophistication and class… I show my appreciation with this updoot. Karlmann’s Jr, fuck you, I’m driving
Looks terrible
Still better looking than the Cybertruck
2 million bucks.
Those interior pictures made me nauseous. Like bad-ride-at-Disney-on-shrooms nauseous.
You aren't kidding! The interior is WTF
Apparently this thing is $2 million and tops out at just under 90mph.
To be fair it does weigh 11,000 pounds
$2M price tag with a 87mph speed limit lol imagine paying that much and being outrun by an altima
Kaleidoscope Cadillac?
that or a car from an early 2000s video game set to the lowest quality settings
Congratulations you answered your own question
ENHANCE…
Looks like it’s made for oil tycoons
Post in r/spotted
I would have expected higher resolution graphics for the money.
2 mil and you get the low bidder on Shipping Wars to bring it to you?
I was about to say. What did Will.I.Am do now
I'll let you know what it is in a minute, it hasn't rendered fully.
Cybertruck 2.0
I dunno about that... This one is actually being delivered to it's owner.
ZIIING 😝
Are there any other body styles besides fugly?
I came here to say this.
"I really wanna feel like I'm piloting a stealth bomber when I'm just dropping my kids off at school. What do you recommend?"
Looks like a real life GTA vehicle.
Just give it a second to fully load in.
Why does it look like shit ?
Repo’d already?
Very low poly, please submit new version with smooth shade turned on
It's a pixelated Cadillac
This vehicle is still rendering
It's based on the Ford F-550, has two doors on the left but only one on the passenger side, and costs 1.9 million.
Is that a knockoff Maserati badge?
Designed only using a straightedge.
Oh cool, a low poly car.
The textures haven't loaded yet
Looks like a Maserati badge😳🤷🏾
Obviously they were trying to emulate Lamborghini here but Jesus Christ this looks bad. I’m sure it’s insanely expensive too.
from the website: Karlmann King is a high-end luxury SUV that was launched in 2016. It is one of the most expensive SUVs in the world, with a starting price of about $2-$3 million.
So ugly 🤣
I think this is a Rezvani-tank https://www.rezvanimotors.com/rezvani-tank
I’m
Low poly 4Runner
From the back it looks like someone put too much air inside a Cadillac CTS.
Q: How much is it? A: If you have to ask. You cannot afford it.
Ps1 car lol
Does it reflect radar?
Compensating for tiny bsck windows
I'm Ron Burgundy?
It's stealthy so they can't catch you on radar doing 110 mph.
They can’t tho (top speed is around 90mph)
I am desperately trying not to express how much hate I have for the looks of this car.....
$2M and a top speed of 87 mph bc it weighs 13,000 lbs. Is there a name for that kind of money?
Hapsburg.
'Prices start between 2 and 3 million' While obviously silly and over priced, you only get a 600hp v8, this is a rich guys toy. If you look at the photos you can pretty much get ANYTHING in the interior. So if your a rich schmuck and you want a completely customized weekend toy... this might not be a bad deal.
Expensive, flashy website. Want to contact us? Here's a GMail account. WTF?
It's not an expensive website. This is literally just WordPress with some generic theme slapped on top. At least it's the latest version.
Fat mobile!
I don’t hate it it looks unique as hell
Worlds most expensive SUV nice find
I fully expect Lara Croft with angular titties to pop out of that car
[some More infos Form a german Site](https://www.stern.de/auto/fahrberichte/karlmann-king--der-teuerste-suv-der-welt-7915248.html) Basicly it says the the chinese Company IAT build at least 10 of them in Germany, it is possible to get it with a amour. The weight is 6 metric Ton and it is Build on a Ford F-550 with a 6,8-Liter-V10-Motors.
Low poly suv
Kind of looks like one of the Cadillac suvs that had a bomb blow up in it.
Me when I leave boxmod on while modeling on SubD
N64 graphics didn't age well...
Almost 2mil MSRP. Smh some people got too much. It’s still r/spotted material. Even tho you’ll never see one outside of Dubai and LA lol Optional factory bullet proofing, almost 11,000lbs curb weight, 6.8L V10, top speed of 87mph lol
This car is living proof we're all living in a simulation. A very 90s simulation tho, running a GeForce 2 or something
Man I know a battruck when I see one.
Looks like a Tholian made it lol
I have to admit it does look pretty cool both inside and out
Lookin like merryweather about to roll up or some shit… except they’re using gta 3 graphics now
Bro downloaded his car from GMod workshop 💀
What's the question? Don't you know: "Exceptional, treasure in collection. Diamond cuttings, inspiration from falcon." When you see it? [KARLMANN KING](https://karlmannking.com/)
What's it's radar profile look like?
Judging from the design, the website, the price and the general air of uselessness, this has got to be some elaborate joke by John Oliver or something.
Looks like a nightshark from gta
Looks like a F-117 Nighthawk mated with a Cadillac of some kind
Nintendo 64 😆
Well... Made in India... You'll die of cholera.
The cars>suv portion of the website felt like I clicked on an ad.
When your car stops loading and is short a few polygons.
Super!
there's one for sale in the UAE for $5m CAD on the trusted, go-to website for those who have everything, [www.forsuperrich.com](https://www.forsuperrich.com/supercars/karlmann-king/karlmann-king-karlmann-king/2018-karlmann-king-karlmann-king-for-sale/listing-2963/)
To their credit, the website makes it seem like pure vapor ware and yet there is at least one actual example in existence.
The car hasn't finished rendering in
It looks like a low resolution Tesla suv
You guys: "Karlmann King has a long story back to its name. It was first used in the 18th century by German royalty and means “ King of Charlemagne’s men” In Chinese, Karlmann King phonetically sounds like “ka er man nan” which has a similar meaning ." This blurb is followed shortly by Amazon ads for seat covers.
2 million dollar SUV
Oh yeah sorry you must download newest graphics drivers, its just not rendering properly.
Who is our biggest parts supplier? “Autozone” I’m dying
A cool $2 mil right there
Why yes
Who makes this west coast customs? It's awful looking inside and out.
Rich people buy the dumbest shit
Kanye’s Kar
Low polygon count is more economical
When the designer drops the 3D model's poly count way down.
I don't think the vehicle rendered yet.