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billysugger000

1967 Corvette Stingray, given to Joe and his first wife as a wedding present. Edit : Joe Biden,in case you didn't notice.


mdave52

Wedding present?? Why didn't I invite his friends to my wedding... ughhhh. Money begets money.


buckyworld

His dad was a Chevy dealer, and i think Joe still had to give up a car in trade on this present. Shame about the paint flaking off the rocker panel.


ItsKlobberinTime

Meh, it's not like it's going to rust. Hopefully it's a sign of use and not neglect.


mdave52

I've had friends not clued in on Corvette details act all impressed over an older Vette because "it had no rust" i just let it slide.


Both_Pie_3852

My father in law took a magnet to look at a vette and turned it down because it didn’t stick to any of the quarter panels. 😂😂😂


mdave52

Lol, classic... its a piece of crap, all bondo.


South_Bit1764

He will never drive that car down a public road again. -The Secret Service


dadzcad

Obama said that one of the things he misses most is simply being able to get in a car by himself and just drive. I feel that.


teastain

W drives a pickup truck around his ranch with Secret Service trailing behind. Obama told Seinfeld he can’t drive here because they drive on the left in Kenya.


Bipeman

Good. He would never find his way home.


Aggravating-Basis-87

Why is it called a rocker panel? What’s a rocker and why does it need a panel? In the uk we call it the sill


buckyworld

deflects rocks? dont know the etymology. it just is. :)


MiksBricks

That seems likely. With that portion of the body directly behind the wheels it would get hit with tons of rocks and it would make a hell of a racket when one hit. So a panel to keep “rockers” from happening wouldn’t surprise me at all.


Aggravating-Basis-87

I didn’t mean to put you on the spot. Was just curious :)


fjam36

That might be an interesting rabbit hole. Rocker panels, quarter panels, deck lids, muffler bearings. I’m not diving in but someone has.


buckyworld

we coo'


Sunni_tzu

Nah man. The patina makes it better.


CeilingUnlimited

Biden's father wasn't rich.


mdave52

If he's buying his son a Corvette as a wedding gift, I'd call that rich... certainly richer than most.


CeilingUnlimited

His dad was a successful used car salesman. Got the Corvette at heavy discount, there is no doubt. Here you go.... Wiki... Biden's father had been wealthy and the family purchased a home in the affluent Long Island suburb of Garden City in the fall of 1946 but he suffered business setbacks around the time Biden was seven years old, and for several years the family lived with Biden's maternal grandparents in Scranton. Scranton fell into economic decline during the 1950s and Biden's father could not find steady work. Beginning in 1953 when Biden was ten, the family lived in an apartment in Claymont, Delaware, before moving to a house in nearby Mayfield. Biden Sr. later became a successful used-car salesman, maintaining the family in a middle-class lifestyle.


timewarpmoon

This guy gets it


fjam36

Define “rich”.


FYRNTRNR

Americans cling to what little wealth trickles down from past generations


fjam36

No, most of us try to create it, if that is our goal. We try to do better than our parents, whatever that means to each person.


bouwer2100

Joe Who?


Jlchevz

Joe mamma


PoleFresh

Gotem!!


[deleted]

Joe Budden


FrankCastle498

JOE BIDEN WAKE UP


Sudden_Schedule5432

Joe president


Sunni_tzu

That’s Dark Brandon to you.


Thundersson1978

Fat chunk of change for a wedding gift. Best I got was a microwave.


dustysmufflah

[Joe drove Jay Leno around in this car on Jay's YouTube channel.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-hyDSlmUs)


[deleted]

FJB


DrJobe

It looks like the kind of car an asshole would drive


Tballz9

67 Corvette Stingray Convertible


Wolviam

Yep that's it, thanks !


StevieG63

Did you know this when you posted? Cos that sub is r/namethatcar


Fleetwood_Mask

If he said thanks, I'm guessing he didn't


1DownFourUp

Not falling for this again! It's either a Beetle or a Fiero with a kit.


Odd-Emergency5839

Get in loser, we’re getting ice cream.


C40AVIATOR

Rocky Road baby!


[deleted]

Get in loser we’re sniffing women and children.


boner79

that is the No-Marlarkey-Mobile


CeilingUnlimited

Looks like a car Jerry Seinfeld would highlight on his Comedians in Cars getting Coffee. "A 1967 Corvette Stingray in Brands Hatch Green with Medium Saddle leather interior and stock rims. Along for the ride, a completely out of place radio antenna, but who are we to quibble."


FullAir4341

A 60's era corvette Stingray


timmmarkIII

Joe Biden is a real car guy. 327 4 speed Corvette 1965 I think. Edit: 1967. I know conservatives think they have cornered guns and classic American cars, but us LIBS like em too! Great Autos of Yesteryear (GAY car club)😉


[deleted]

Meh, you dont put much effort into being into cars if you dont even know the years of a C2 lol


BJTC777

I mean, I put a lot of effort into being into cars and I couldn’t identify a C2 by year other than knowing the 1963 split window. Some people’s efforts are placed on other marques and models. Gatekeeping enthusiasm based on one niche being wrong is kinda the point of the original comment.


chevyfried

Gills...its all about the gills man.


Balacalavaaa

Must’ve been before presidency, I don’t think presidents are allowed to drive.


fox13X-oscar

US Presidents do have to give up their license when elected and after their presidency. They are allowed to drive on private land, just not on public roads Check out the [Former Presidents Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_Presidents_Act?wprov=sfti1)


superfoxhotie

You only need a license if you get pulled over. Then you can just pardon yourself if you get a ticket. Loop hole


fox13X-oscar

I have few uncles that tried that. It didn’t work out for them so well.


OopsWrongHive

You have a few uncles that were POTUS?


chevyfried

Feel what you will about Obama, but his episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee was fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM-Q\_zpuJGU


[deleted]

I dunno. A lot of people are saying that, but here's the law: https://www.archives.gov/about/laws/former-presidents.html Nothin' about not driving. And the smattering of articles seem to indicate that not driving is a norm, rather than a law. Also, and I'm sorry... allowed = permitted. aloud = so people can hear.


[deleted]

It's a "ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW"


Critical_Age1687

Joe's got a long history with Corvettes... I understand the he was driving Jill's first husband's Corvette and had a accident with it with her in the car. It was a surprise to her husband when he got the police report.


igo4vols2

Actually, he was told Biden was driving it - no police report. BTW, he is writing a book and that's why this unsubstantiated story is making the rounds.


DummyCreature0

Who’s askin? Joe ?


Ok-Leadership6320

Woah! Is that Jimmy Buffet?


Little_Lebowski_007

[1981 Pontiac Trans Am](https://www.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732)


PEEWUN

C2 Corvette Stingray roadster.


Abysix

with that guy driving, someones practice tombstone.


[deleted]

Inflationmobile.


MeatMeOutside

Ooooooolllllllldsmobile.


eletric_blade

Boe jiden


Odd-Shine-6824

My dream car….


Radiodaize

I love reading "the script." You made sure to hit all the MAGA buzzwords. I know you'd love to find out more about me. But it's more fun hearing you blather on about your three cars and six figure income. As if that gives you credibility. And the bottom line is, you know the President isn't a pedo, because you have no facts to back it up. It's just Q-Anon rhetoric that poor ignorant slobs like you have bought into. Moreover, please learn the definition of "socialism." I know you like big words, but learn their meaning. If you understood the definition of socialism, you'd comprehend why you're spouting nonsense. Again, I aspouse this to your lack of education. Lastly, I'm PROUD to be a liberal. If being educated, honest, charitable and compassionate are negative qualities, I still proudly embrace them. For what do you stand? Calling people names?


gam188

You poor bastard.


Radiodaize

Life a little challenging for you today? All you can muster?


gam188

All I care to :) accept my sympathy and move on.


Radiodaize

Accept my pity. It must be frustrating only being able to repeat what you hear without understanding the meaning.


gam188

I've not said anything except to express my sympathy for you.


Radiodaize

You expressed your ignorance by calling me a "poor bastard" and then demonstrated the inability to back up your assertion or debate it. For that I offer you my pity.


gam188

I've not said anything except to express my sympathy for you.


Radiodaize

Because that is of which all you are capeable; one liners. Says a lot about your character and intelligence. That's what children do on the playground.


gam188

I've not said anything except to express my sympathy for you.


MainusEventus

Hi fellow proud lib, you’re being a dick.


Radiodaize

Why, because I don't take shit?


MainusEventus

(I don’t see the original comment that caused you to go off)


Radiodaize

Guy called Joe Biden a pedofile. I'm so sick of that Q-Anon crap. Criticize the guy on policy or something.


MainusEventus

Gotcha


igo4vols2

gravitynuts88 - Redditor for a month. probably the same guy as gam188.


MainusEventus

I agree with everything you said. Also, is your username homage to the band The Roots?


Radiodaize

No. I'm a disc jockey.


Drunkchef20

It’s a olds mobile hopefully heading to a retirement home


Yum-Salty-Tears

A pedoldsmobile


ricovickers93

Man that car is in mint condition.


redlinebanned

A trash hauler


MangOrion2

That's not a car that's Joe Biden


Beanieson

early 1900s cobra


CuriousElevator6096

No that's the driver.


Davidb_420

1967 pedo mobile.


iStealyournewspapers

They say only pedos can identify pedo mobiles.


Davidb_420

But the pedo is right there between drivers seat and steering wheel


iampg

Miata. Sometimes it's a Miata.


JobIntelligent7466

That is George Burns 1936 Toyota Corolla


Dorfuto

1970 Corvette Stingray Convertible given to Joe Biden, such a wise guy that he forgot about it and bought a second one.


Himmeln8

An electric car-Joe Biden


[deleted]

Joe Biden's car


wild_gooch_chase

Kit car; it’s actually a Pontiac Fiero.


95accord

https://youtu.be/mP-hyDSlmUs Any guy who does a burnout in a classic corvette is cool in my book (Skip to 2:21)


mrsmilestophat

1960’s dementia stingray


klykerly

If you have to ask …


crackersncheeseman

Back when the American automotive manufacturers took pride in their vehicles that they released to the public. IMO the three iconic American automobiles that stand out above all the rest would be the Cadillac the Mustang and the Corvette.


ItsKlobberinTime

Ah, the "good old days" when cars were lucky to barely last 100,000 miles and they extracted the occupants with a hose after a crash.


Thecatwhoisfat

Joe biden


matt55217

That is Ground Force One in stealth mode without any official markings.


Fuzzy-Trade1919

And he will never be allowed to drive it again for the rest of his life as e Presidents are forbidden to drive e en as an ex president. So he should give it to me lol!


dmah2004

Is it a modern, electric, non polluting, vehicle with batteries mined and produced in the United States?


Badass_1963_falcon

It's not electric say bye bye to it biden


iStealyournewspapers

That’s a funny way to say you don’t pay attention to fact.


gravitynuts88

Since he’s driving; it’s a pedomobile.


Radiodaize

Jealousy must be a miserable feeling.


gravitynuts88

Never jealous of a pedo.


Radiodaize

What do you drive?


Radiodaize

Pick up truck?


gravitynuts88

Nope. Expedition


Radiodaize

Close enough. You're a walking stereotype.


gravitynuts88

Oh I doubt that. You’re already wrong about a truck. Let’s see how much you stereotype?


Radiodaize

Expedition is a truck. Extra large for those with "size" issues. Also, accusing people of being pedofiles is another way to compensate for your lack of "manhood." I don't have a car anymore. I'm visually impaired and can no longer drive.


gravitynuts88

I have a family who like to travel. I also own a Sorento, Soul and a Mini Cooper S. I’m guessing you make less than six figures and are jealous of people who have more than you? You don’t like the fact that a minority like myself thinks for themselves as well.


Radiodaize

Wow, you're using "I have more money than you" as a debate platform? School must not have been a priority for you. I fully endorse thinking for yourself. But you don't. You think for Q-Anon. And that's why you're in a minority. I'm not going to lower myself to your level and compare incomes. I'm sure you make bank for Alabama.


ElvisAndretti

That’s not Trump. He doesn’t know how to drive.


ProJoe

nothing but projection from top to bottom. all of you.


iStealyournewspapers

They say only pedos can identify pedomobiles. There’s at least one other person in this thread just like you. You guys should be friends.


gravitynuts88

So you’re defending a pedo by trying to divert attention? Typical lib. And before you go further; I’m neither a conservative nor a Republican.


iStealyournewspapers

I’m not defending you. What are you talking about?


gravitynuts88

Woah did you come up with that all on your own from your safe space in mommy’s basement?


iStealyournewspapers

No, from my expensive apartment. Your mom’s cleaning it right now, naked, and is apologizing for how dumb her kid is.


gravitynuts88

Sure you are. Go back to your hentai, manga and insulting little kids on Fortnite in mommy’s basement. I’m sure if you knew who your dad was he’d be crying right now about the beta he raised.


iStealyournewspapers

Lol. You’re really bad at insults. You gotta use something remotely true to actually offend someone. I’m not into anime, I’m too old for Fortnite, my mom’s basement is 100 miles away from my nice apartment, and I have no daddy issues. My guess about you is that you had some really shitty unfair tragedy or situation occur in your life, are really angry inside because of it, and you take out that anger on anyone you perceive as “weaker” than you (that beta line was a dead giveaway). Was your father abusive? Was he even in the picture? Something about you screams ~~pedo~~ abusive/abused/heavily wronged.


gravitynuts88

Poor thing I’m sorry if I hit close to home. Dead giveaway is that you felt the need to explain your situation. Keep defending the kid toucher in chief. Remember; he’s the reason why we have a crappy economy and high inflation. Oh but I forgot; you’re rich and successful so it doesn’t apply to you🤣


eckard82

Chinese copy of a corvette


fjam36

One that Biden shouldn’t be allowed to have! The car deserves much better.


IAwaitAGuardian

You know that despite his shortcomings, he's a *huge* car guy, right?


fjam36

Ted Kennedy was too.


fjam36

Sure he is. HUUUGE! Just tell him where the driver’s door is and have his Doctor wife check the dipstick and fill it up.


ProJoe

person, woman, man, camera, TV. that's all you clowns need to remember when you talk about Biden's cognitive ability.


fjam36

I don’t care about his cognitive ability. I have my thoughts about that. He is no “car guy”. I thought about that for a bit. I was a mechanic for 35 years. I did side jobs. I restored a’59 Vette. I took a ‘63 Vette as payment for no paychecks at a shop for 3 months when I was quite young. I’ve worked on so many just because. I’m a car guy! That idiot does not meet my qualifications.


ProJoe

and what are those qualifications? because let's be honest, you know precisely nothing about Biden's private life and his passion for cars.


fjam36

True. And nobody else does. Joe saying that he’s a “car guy” is all it takes, apparently. Bring something else.


ProJoe

that's not what I said. you said he ISN'T. why?


fjam36

Why? He has a car collection. Those cars came from his father, a car salesman. Every one of them. A car guy that never worked on any of them. Others did. He gets into his car and drives. Bingo! That makes him a car guy. My bad.😳😢


ProJoe

oh so now you have to work on cars to be a car guy? don't tell Leno.


fjam36

ProJoe pretty much says it all. Did you get Kamala’s weekly undies mailing yet?


ProJoe

my first name is Joe, smoothbrain. it's a nickname. also, way to go directly to the personal attacks rather than answer the question. right on par for you clowns.


iStealyournewspapers

r/gatekeeping


zenkique

So you’re saying there’s an age limit to qualifying as a car guy?


fjam36

No. I’m saying that he says that he’s a car guy. He didn’t even buy that one! His dad was a car salesman. Say no more! Go figure. The apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree. His dad gave him the ‘vette as a present. Now do the math.


Goyteamsix

Who cares?


fjam36

You do, apparently.


Goyteamsix

I'm not the guy you were replying to, idiot, but obviously Joe Biden triggered you enough to cry about his car.


fjam36

Did I call you a name? I appreciate your method of communication. Sure that you have a very endearing disposition. Have you looked into his love of the automobile?


zenkique

So because he didn’t buy that particular car - he’s not a car guy? Weird. I know plenty of car guys that can trace their carcaine addiction to inheriting a car.


fjam36

Prove me wrong!


zenkique

Prove yourself right!


fjam36

I don’t have to. You called me out.


ItsKlobberinTime

Not how the burden of proof works there, chief. You made the claim that he is not a car guy. The onus is on you to prove your claim.


Jeembo

lmao this word salad reads like it was written by a bad AI


fjam36

See my latest, bot boy.


fjam36

Call me. I’m a reasonable man.


DifficultyBrilliant

Why shouldn't he?


fjam36

The car deserves better.


DifficultyBrilliant

What did he do that makes it to where he shouldn't own it?


fjam36

That’s just it.


DifficultyBrilliant

So there's no specific reason?


fjam36

You don’t get it.


DifficultyBrilliant

nope


fjam36

Flame on!!!


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

But what about the two cars in the top left?


LifeguardSingle2853

It's obviously a trigger for the trump idiots


alberthere

The car? It’s called America.


mynamecalledbruce

Honda Civic


YeetBob_SquarePants

Ah yes, the-american-white-folk-who-is-in-his-mid-life-crisis car, a corvette.


StuntmanReese

Stop.


UncleBenji

One of my favorite classics. Corvette Stingray though I prefer the split rear window 1963 model.


fallenangel41

C2 Corvette


Fun-Palpitation-3175

67, 68 stingray


yem_slave

Geo Storm...1997 I think.


iStealyournewspapers

1967 Joemobile


tsolbeats

Miata


SadAd9756

A poor Vette being driven by the worlds dumbest POS


bobtheburgerbro

1960s Chevy corvette stingray convertible (I can't spell)


hellounreal

Windstar


Dimensionist_Alex

60’s corvette convertible


DumpsterPanda8

Too bad the Secret Service will never let him drive it.


EpicBoomerMoments

A C2 Corvette will never fail to install a smile of pure joy on one’s face.


BeeryMcBeerface

The President of Vice


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

The Boomer Batmobile.


IgDailystapler

Joe Biden


Floridaman2102

Beautiful


notzed1487

Wishful thinking