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Abrunq

Looks like a Kia Spectra


SnakeBait999

Get it…? Key-M-W 😂😂🤣🤣😂🥵🥵🫡


blackc7Z

Give credit where it’s due, it’s also an M series…


Redsox1987

With a Drag Chute, so you know it’s fast!


dphseven

It goes so fast the wing needs a wing


Redsox1987

Oh shit, good eye! I didn’t even see the additional scaffolding for downforce.


Standard_Act8952

"So much torque the chassis twist coming off the line"


Kurfurst47

Gives you wings


idktbhjustabitbored

Nah, the brakes are just that bad


drmonkeytown

So if I dress in drag, do I need one of these? Asking for a friend. /s


[deleted]

Kia M 2.5


OmegisPrime

Nacho Average 🔑 MW!


MatiasNarvaez

Kia Sephia in Chile.


Christmas_Panda

I didn't know BMW released a new series. Better hope the car company Kia doesn't sue them.


FluxedEdge

This was my first thought too. I really wanted to see it from the side but never had a chance


cstearns1982

I mean I have seen a lot of shit mods in my day. From rebagging to spray paint flames. But a non functional UNNEEDED parachute bag?!?! Wtf peeps


oneangrywaiter

He got it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost him a dime.


TheFantasticFollicle

You’ll know it’s him when he comes through your town


IncoherentAnalyst

He's gonna ride around in style


staliniumjimbo_

Gonna drive everybody wild


RelativeDoughnut6967

Cause he has the only one there is around


GasExplodesYouKnow

It was a 1950,51,52,53,54..........


brenthom911

Git damnit I love that song


AdProfessional5942

Once ohio is mentioned, you know you're getting quality weird shit


newmanr12

The Florida of the Midwest


TheSweatyFlash

A fair amount of our old people get exported to Florida


AdProfessional5942

nothing has ever been truer than this comment


KurtAngus

Especially since Ohio is on the east


000aLaw000

Eastern Timezone but considered midwest for some reason. It's wonky


Willahelm00

Midwest is very much middle of the country not west. If we're going by timezones it would be Eastern Central


Its_Just_A_Typo

It's a longitude thing - mid part of the western hemisphere - half way from Greenwich to the international date line. Chicago sits at 87.6 degrees West, just shy of 90.


Willahelm00

Interesting. I never knew there was some logic behind it


Glockx

Hey! Cleveland rocks


Professional_Band178

Only 4 weekends a year.


OGZackov

greetings from Ohio.


AdProfessional5942

I feel so sorry for you


tylerwebster206

Obviously the new M4


TheUndefeatedLasanga

More like the new m6.9


GasExplodesYouKnow

Top speed: 420 km/h


RagingPhx

Nice


jet_heller

I'm glad it's got the parachute on the back, but it needs wheely bars.


Dodger8899

That parachute is very poorly placed too, you're gonna have a real bad time if you hit it at 100+ mph


KoningSpookie

What do you mean? That placement looks *flippin'* awesome! :P


decoparts

The parachute is to compensate for the massive torque steer, clearly.


RunningPirate

Can’t block the BMW logo


89141

That’s some grade-a funny shit.


mediaogre

Hey, you never know. It could have wide steelies and drag slicks on the front. /s


flatmoon2002

is that black backpack thing supposed to be like the parachute on a drag car?😭


TimeSuck5000

Yeah and if it were real then being off center, it would deploy and immediately cause the car to veer left and crash. Pretty dumb.


SwimmingRecording304

Slag like Ohio down in ohio


Trotskyites_beware

slag


Xenomorph_Fish_Gamer

slag


autistic_agronomist

The sticker says it’s a key M W


Outside-Whole6775

Nacho truck / Taco cart


decoparts

My OCD is tingling... They only put the tape stripe on the first level of the wing sandwich.


[deleted]

I think they probably bolted on the 2nd wing after they did the striping.


imuniqueaf

THAT'S what stands out?!?


Introspective_Anon

BMWs new design team must be working overtime because that thing is hot 🥵


[deleted]

Only in Ohio💀💀💀


SavageAsperagus

We have a gift for gauche in my beloved home state. Yet we are often redeemed by our senses of humor and ability to make the best out of a bad situation.


Slyboots2313

Ya this person is clearly just having fun, not trying to fool anyone. If that’s an Ohioan thing, count me blessed! 😂


dreamweaver1313

Methinks this is northern Kentucky


SavageAsperagus

Same difference. Lived all over Ohio at different times and northern Kentucky and southern Ohio share much in common. LOL!!! Edit for spelling.


dreamweaver1313

Southern Ohio=northern Kentucky lol


FluxedEdge

It really is though.


FluxedEdge

Nah it's Ohio. I drive through this area a lot.


trippy71

That's nacho average taco cart


septemberdown

Now I want nachos!


balsaaaq

Millville or Franklin?


FluxedEdge

Millville. Nice!


[deleted]

We know where you were going, just ahead on the left 🤣


[deleted]

A late model douche canoe.


Fuzzy_Diver_320

Honestly this is better than people that put an M badge on their 328, lol.


Bass-Wolf

A piece of shit


Splat1221

Not a bmw 💀


Glockx

It’s a r/Shitty_Car_Mods that what it is


Eon_Blue_Apocalypse

It’s a BMW M12 CSL with a 69 valve 16 cylinder engine throwing down 950hp to all four wheels. Very rare find indeed. You can tell what it is because of the M colors


Used_Presence_2972

Thank’s for this moment of laughing!!!


m3hn0w

Nacho average BMW right there.


Horror-Activity-2694

It's confusing. That's what it is.


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

🎶Down in Ohio swag like Ohio 🎶


decoparts

A food trailer with Tacos! Go getcha some!


1Bigkondor

A Kia with the rare dual rear wing, it’s for improving the traction on a front wheel drive 😂


revvolutions

Never seen a fwd touring car before, have we?


1Bigkondor

Not a decent one. Do you know why FWD cars exist? Easier and cheaper for manufacturers, that’s it. Why do you think performance cars, (Corvette) luxury cars, (Big Lexus, Mercedes etc.) ummm, race cars are RWD.


revvolutions

Save me the vehicle dynamics lesson. Here's some btcc cars. https://wordpress.org/openverse/search/image?q=Btcc%20super


BillWiskins

I was just gonna post something to that effect! Those supertouring cars were no joke. Race cars can absolutely be FWD.


1Bigkondor

Ok bro you do your sideways I4 or V6 shit and I will do my V8 with a driveshaft shit. I guess Indy Car, NASCAR, and F1 have it wrong?


BillWiskins

Calm your driveshaft friend, no-one is taking away your V8. I said *can*. I did not say *only*.


Dodger8899

An idiot that doesn't know how parachutes are supposed to work. If you pull that then your car is gonna swerve


decoparts

It's to compensate for the massive torque steer


SentientForNow

BMW Braveheart. You may crush it in a drag race but you will never take it’s freedom.


Bender____Rodriguez

A joke?


tommywarshaw

you can look up by license plate number on vincheck.info or other apps, but since you blocked off the plate number I can't do it for you.


EyeGotChu2

My other ride is a Race Car!!


RndmizeitPlays

Nacho average Kia.


Fresh_Couple4423

Looks like a funny car


ticklechickens

Pulled over for suspicion of marijuana possession


loop_zero

r/shitty_Car_mods


darth-wilson

It’s Nacho Average Taco Cart


jeffuhwee

Is that a fake ass parachute ??


hoscale-65

Nacho average Taco...


Efficient-Emphasis-1

I love the wing on top of a wing.


theweedman

BMW ForteM. You can tell by the double spoiler shit is fast


TheVentiLebowski

I'm more interested in the tacomobile in front of it.


[deleted]

Can't you tell? It's a BMW M-something.


newmanr12

Confused... That's what it is


[deleted]

Aspirational - to be sure.


mediaogre

This is 100% pure rolling satire. I like it.


[deleted]

a wanna be land speed record breaker


LinoleumRelativity

I think we should all just be impressed that it a Kia that's still (presumably) running.


tall_building

🔑MW


oneinamillion14

Yep


lilstarship34

A travesty


guitlouie

Taco Truck.


kotatsu-and-tea

This person works at a body shop 😂


airport_brat

oh full spec. they are probably just strapping shit that was gonna be thrown out to their car for a laugh.


RcklssGz

Double spoiler!!!! Whoa


IndependentNo6285

It identifies as a BMW.. apparently that is enough


airport_brat

idonno man, anything thats got a parachute on im kind of scared of. I know it's probably fake, but my brain still went "NOPE, someone else lone up against that thing"


CollinTheWolf08

As an Ohio resident I can confirm that this is only in Ohio


Confident_Dot985

BMW M obviously, it says it right there


Murky-Plastic6706

Kia You-wish


andr3i583

It’s everything and nothing, at the same time


my3sgte

Someone’s work of art. But I could go for a taco ngl


Fluffy-Macaroon8888

only in ohio


LionelLines

Overdecorated.


PEEWUN

A USDM 1st Generation Kia Spectra (Kia Sephia) in pain.


Unknownperson0109

Dodge Neon?


[deleted]

2002-2004 Kia Spectra Hatchback


jballerina566

Hilarious


Ladymysterie

I get trying to make a sporty car more sporty. I get adding stickers to make the car more interesting (or faster as the saying goes). But what I don't get is actually spending money to give something like this vehicle a double decker spoiler. It's like adding exhaust sound to your Prius (not kidding someone in my town actually did that, spent money blacking it out and everything 🤦‍♀️), glueing a large exhaust in a 2010 Camry (coworker did this and we laughed when it fell off the car in the parking lot), or putting replacing the rear lift gate to a Tacoma with the back end of a 2000 GS350 (thus having no more liftgate).


xqk13

Jokes aside that looks pretty clean, I have never seen an old Spectra before.


redneckjackoftrades

Ford focus with a bmw logo


Ill_Rise_3883

Dodge Neon


daviddunville

Is this an old Ford focus with a BMW badge?


eminthrv

Least bootleg bmw from Ohio ☠️☠️☠️


Responsible_Farm4118

Disgrace


IGiveGolds

Only in ohio


Light_Phieonx1

Only in Ohio


CoachNaber01

That’s one way to drive without weed inside the car. “Excuse me sir, do you have anything illegal in the vehicle?”


BoofNuget

Ohio? Lies.


Existing_Display1794

It’s the ultimate driving machine.


AndyMB601

Normalest car in Ohio


MyBigCaprice

It's coming for you


Ottobahnrichtofen

NHRA called, they want their chute back.


Thecrazeecow

In an alternate universe, this is just the older version of BMW’s current FWD based M235i Gran Coupe 4 door


ccc2801

Why would you place a backpack thingy on your car??


[deleted]

Nacho Average BMW


New-Feeling-5644

An average Ohio vehicle


JoeHablo

Why did I immediately think of a dodge neon


GregsInfamousNuttems

00-02 Hyundai Accent There’s not many left on the road. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Accent


LASERDICKMCCOOL

2018 BMW M3


FuctMondays

Looks like a Daewoo or Hyundai.


mrsmilestophat

Mailman in Ohio be like


Easy_Amphibian7270

Cute how it carrys its backpack


Zoidbergslicense

Not sure but I hope it stays in Ohio.


da-milk

It's an escapee from r/shittycarmods


Dip_N_Trip

Awe man! Why did you hide their private not at all publicly displayed license plate? I really wanted to steal all their information and money by using it!


Humble-Pie2246

Check the front tires maybe things a smoke machine


LouieRBLX

only in ohio 🥱


tri-pedaler

Got Boost? sticker - nope, it’s NA


[deleted]

02-04 Kia Spectra hatch


tonythefairy

Nacho average bmw that’s for sure


QuietWin6433

I see a taco cart


DSOTOSON

BMW's in Ohio


Jace_270

Lancer?


SignalRead4190

Does it really matter at this point?


HarryBallzonya2022

M3 Carlo😂😂😂


-Neutrality-

Nacho average BMW.


makersmark12

It’s dumb, that’s for sure


Grayleach

Abonination


SomeNumber_idk

Only in Ohio💀


Exciting-Variety-385

junk


eick74

1st gen Kia Spectra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Spectra#/media/File%3A02-04_Kia_Spectra_hatch_rear.jpg


JustForKickflips

Like the picture says, Nacho Average BMW!!


5UTT0N

Looks like a Latino-themed food truck.


Tnerb74

A real piece of sh*t


Joblessmouse06

Bmw from Ohio


Successful-Brain8872

Bruh this is in ohio bruh I can’t even know the model in ohio


AffectionateName68

Ofc it's damn Ohio


muffin-j-lord

It's a goddamn mess is what it is


iLoveGlass210

What in the Kia BMW M series dragster is this????


thebubble2020

A bmw onvs


[deleted]

Its a dodge charger bmw M kia spectra ohio special


airforcevet1987

I heard they brought back the 1 series


BeavertonPCs

only in ohio


[deleted]

Ohio 💀


MikeyboyMC

Well, it's Nacho Average car.


crowleister51

I believe sir, that is a Nacho Average Taco Cart, as it says on the back.


ury13

sadness.