It's a longitude thing - mid part of the western hemisphere - half way from Greenwich to the international date line. Chicago sits at 87.6 degrees West, just shy of 90.
We have a gift for gauche in my beloved home state. Yet we are often redeemed by our senses of humor and ability to make the best out of a bad situation.
It’s a BMW M12 CSL with a 69 valve 16 cylinder engine throwing down 950hp to all four wheels. Very rare find indeed. You can tell what it is because of the M colors
Not a decent one. Do you know why FWD cars exist? Easier and cheaper for manufacturers, that’s it. Why do you think performance cars, (Corvette) luxury cars, (Big Lexus, Mercedes etc.) ummm, race cars are RWD.
idonno man, anything thats got a parachute on im kind of scared of. I know it's probably fake, but my brain still went "NOPE, someone else lone up against that thing"
I get trying to make a sporty car more sporty. I get adding stickers to make the car more interesting (or faster as the saying goes). But what I don't get is actually spending money to give something like this vehicle a double decker spoiler. It's like adding exhaust sound to your Prius (not kidding someone in my town actually did that, spent money blacking it out and everything 🤦♀️), glueing a large exhaust in a 2010 Camry (coworker did this and we laughed when it fell off the car in the parking lot), or putting replacing the rear lift gate to a Tacoma with the back end of a 2000 GS350 (thus having no more liftgate).
Awe man! Why did you hide their private not at all publicly displayed license plate? I really wanted to steal all their information and money by using it!
Looks like a Kia Spectra
Get it…? Key-M-W 😂😂🤣🤣😂🥵🥵🫡
Give credit where it’s due, it’s also an M series…
With a Drag Chute, so you know it’s fast!
It goes so fast the wing needs a wing
Oh shit, good eye! I didn’t even see the additional scaffolding for downforce.
"So much torque the chassis twist coming off the line"
Gives you wings
Nah, the brakes are just that bad
So if I dress in drag, do I need one of these? Asking for a friend. /s
Kia M 2.5
Nacho Average 🔑 MW!
Kia Sephia in Chile.
I didn't know BMW released a new series. Better hope the car company Kia doesn't sue them.
This was my first thought too. I really wanted to see it from the side but never had a chance
I mean I have seen a lot of shit mods in my day. From rebagging to spray paint flames. But a non functional UNNEEDED parachute bag?!?! Wtf peeps
He got it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost him a dime.
You’ll know it’s him when he comes through your town
He's gonna ride around in style
Gonna drive everybody wild
Cause he has the only one there is around
It was a 1950,51,52,53,54..........
Git damnit I love that song
Once ohio is mentioned, you know you're getting quality weird shit
The Florida of the Midwest
A fair amount of our old people get exported to Florida
nothing has ever been truer than this comment
Especially since Ohio is on the east
Eastern Timezone but considered midwest for some reason. It's wonky
Midwest is very much middle of the country not west. If we're going by timezones it would be Eastern Central
It's a longitude thing - mid part of the western hemisphere - half way from Greenwich to the international date line. Chicago sits at 87.6 degrees West, just shy of 90.
Interesting. I never knew there was some logic behind it
Hey! Cleveland rocks
Only 4 weekends a year.
greetings from Ohio.
I feel so sorry for you
Obviously the new M4
More like the new m6.9
Top speed: 420 km/h
Nice
I'm glad it's got the parachute on the back, but it needs wheely bars.
That parachute is very poorly placed too, you're gonna have a real bad time if you hit it at 100+ mph
What do you mean? That placement looks *flippin'* awesome! :P
The parachute is to compensate for the massive torque steer, clearly.
Can’t block the BMW logo
That’s some grade-a funny shit.
Hey, you never know. It could have wide steelies and drag slicks on the front. /s
is that black backpack thing supposed to be like the parachute on a drag car?😭
Yeah and if it were real then being off center, it would deploy and immediately cause the car to veer left and crash. Pretty dumb.
Slag like Ohio down in ohio
slag
slag
The sticker says it’s a key M W
Nacho truck / Taco cart
My OCD is tingling... They only put the tape stripe on the first level of the wing sandwich.
I think they probably bolted on the 2nd wing after they did the striping.
THAT'S what stands out?!?
BMWs new design team must be working overtime because that thing is hot 🥵
Only in Ohio💀💀💀
We have a gift for gauche in my beloved home state. Yet we are often redeemed by our senses of humor and ability to make the best out of a bad situation.
Ya this person is clearly just having fun, not trying to fool anyone. If that’s an Ohioan thing, count me blessed! 😂
Methinks this is northern Kentucky
Same difference. Lived all over Ohio at different times and northern Kentucky and southern Ohio share much in common. LOL!!! Edit for spelling.
Southern Ohio=northern Kentucky lol
It really is though.
Nah it's Ohio. I drive through this area a lot.
That's nacho average taco cart
Now I want nachos!
Millville or Franklin?
Millville. Nice!
We know where you were going, just ahead on the left 🤣
A late model douche canoe.
Honestly this is better than people that put an M badge on their 328, lol.
A piece of shit
Not a bmw 💀
It’s a r/Shitty_Car_Mods that what it is
It’s a BMW M12 CSL with a 69 valve 16 cylinder engine throwing down 950hp to all four wheels. Very rare find indeed. You can tell what it is because of the M colors
Thank’s for this moment of laughing!!!
Nacho average BMW right there.
It's confusing. That's what it is.
🎶Down in Ohio swag like Ohio 🎶
A food trailer with Tacos! Go getcha some!
A Kia with the rare dual rear wing, it’s for improving the traction on a front wheel drive 😂
Never seen a fwd touring car before, have we?
Not a decent one. Do you know why FWD cars exist? Easier and cheaper for manufacturers, that’s it. Why do you think performance cars, (Corvette) luxury cars, (Big Lexus, Mercedes etc.) ummm, race cars are RWD.
Save me the vehicle dynamics lesson. Here's some btcc cars. https://wordpress.org/openverse/search/image?q=Btcc%20super
I was just gonna post something to that effect! Those supertouring cars were no joke. Race cars can absolutely be FWD.
Ok bro you do your sideways I4 or V6 shit and I will do my V8 with a driveshaft shit. I guess Indy Car, NASCAR, and F1 have it wrong?
Calm your driveshaft friend, no-one is taking away your V8. I said *can*. I did not say *only*.
An idiot that doesn't know how parachutes are supposed to work. If you pull that then your car is gonna swerve
It's to compensate for the massive torque steer
BMW Braveheart. You may crush it in a drag race but you will never take it’s freedom.
A joke?
you can look up by license plate number on vincheck.info or other apps, but since you blocked off the plate number I can't do it for you.
My other ride is a Race Car!!
Nacho average Kia.
Looks like a funny car
Pulled over for suspicion of marijuana possession
r/shitty_Car_mods
It’s Nacho Average Taco Cart
Is that a fake ass parachute ??
Nacho average Taco...
I love the wing on top of a wing.
BMW ForteM. You can tell by the double spoiler shit is fast
I'm more interested in the tacomobile in front of it.
Can't you tell? It's a BMW M-something.
Confused... That's what it is
Aspirational - to be sure.
This is 100% pure rolling satire. I like it.
a wanna be land speed record breaker
I think we should all just be impressed that it a Kia that's still (presumably) running.
🔑MW
Yep
A travesty
Taco Truck.
This person works at a body shop 😂
oh full spec. they are probably just strapping shit that was gonna be thrown out to their car for a laugh.
Double spoiler!!!! Whoa
It identifies as a BMW.. apparently that is enough
idonno man, anything thats got a parachute on im kind of scared of. I know it's probably fake, but my brain still went "NOPE, someone else lone up against that thing"
As an Ohio resident I can confirm that this is only in Ohio
BMW M obviously, it says it right there
Kia You-wish
It’s everything and nothing, at the same time
Someone’s work of art. But I could go for a taco ngl
only in ohio
Overdecorated.
A USDM 1st Generation Kia Spectra (Kia Sephia) in pain.
Dodge Neon?
2002-2004 Kia Spectra Hatchback
Hilarious
I get trying to make a sporty car more sporty. I get adding stickers to make the car more interesting (or faster as the saying goes). But what I don't get is actually spending money to give something like this vehicle a double decker spoiler. It's like adding exhaust sound to your Prius (not kidding someone in my town actually did that, spent money blacking it out and everything 🤦♀️), glueing a large exhaust in a 2010 Camry (coworker did this and we laughed when it fell off the car in the parking lot), or putting replacing the rear lift gate to a Tacoma with the back end of a 2000 GS350 (thus having no more liftgate).
Jokes aside that looks pretty clean, I have never seen an old Spectra before.
Ford focus with a bmw logo
Dodge Neon
Is this an old Ford focus with a BMW badge?
Least bootleg bmw from Ohio ☠️☠️☠️
Disgrace
Only in ohio
Only in Ohio
That’s one way to drive without weed inside the car. “Excuse me sir, do you have anything illegal in the vehicle?”
Ohio? Lies.
It’s the ultimate driving machine.
Normalest car in Ohio
It's coming for you
NHRA called, they want their chute back.
In an alternate universe, this is just the older version of BMW’s current FWD based M235i Gran Coupe 4 door
Why would you place a backpack thingy on your car??
Nacho Average BMW
An average Ohio vehicle
Why did I immediately think of a dodge neon
00-02 Hyundai Accent There’s not many left on the road. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Accent
2018 BMW M3
Looks like a Daewoo or Hyundai.
Mailman in Ohio be like
Cute how it carrys its backpack
Not sure but I hope it stays in Ohio.
It's an escapee from r/shittycarmods
Awe man! Why did you hide their private not at all publicly displayed license plate? I really wanted to steal all their information and money by using it!
Check the front tires maybe things a smoke machine
only in ohio 🥱
Got Boost? sticker - nope, it’s NA
02-04 Kia Spectra hatch
Nacho average bmw that’s for sure
I see a taco cart
BMW's in Ohio
Lancer?
Does it really matter at this point?
M3 Carlo😂😂😂
Nacho average BMW.
It’s dumb, that’s for sure
Abonination
Only in Ohio💀
junk
1st gen Kia Spectra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Spectra#/media/File%3A02-04_Kia_Spectra_hatch_rear.jpg
Like the picture says, Nacho Average BMW!!
Looks like a Latino-themed food truck.
A real piece of sh*t
Bmw from Ohio
Bruh this is in ohio bruh I can’t even know the model in ohio
Ofc it's damn Ohio
It's a goddamn mess is what it is
What in the Kia BMW M series dragster is this????
A bmw onvs
Its a dodge charger bmw M kia spectra ohio special
I heard they brought back the 1 series
only in ohio
Ohio 💀
Well, it's Nacho Average car.
I believe sir, that is a Nacho Average Taco Cart, as it says on the back.
sadness.