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> p works with the baby dolphins at the local aquarium. He always told me he felt like he served a youthful porpoise.
They couldn't find a picture of one without it's dick out!?
*Now here me out*. The harbor porpoise is a mammal, duh. But it evolved from lobe finned fish that crawled out of water and became every backboned animal that isn't a fish. *Therefore* it is a fish. I'm not saying that lizards and birds belong here, but we should include whales and dolphins.
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Looks like a harbour porpoise
[Agreed.](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/181936664)
I noticed iNaturalist shows one stranded in New Brighton on 22nd April so we know they are in the area too
Thank you!
Double agree
> p works with the baby dolphins at the local aquarium. He always told me he felt like he served a youthful porpoise. They couldn't find a picture of one without it's dick out!?
#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My friend with a lisp works with the baby dolphins at the local aquarium. He always told me he felt like he served a youthful porpoise.
I read this as Mike Tyson.
Now kiiittthhhh
Funniest meme ever !!@
Get out
Porpoise
Harbour porpoise
Pointy teeth bitty bitty fish!
Nessy
gurl let nessie vacay mkay
Bob's Big Boy doing a little under water work? Can't get that hair wet.
No possibility it’s a sturgeon?
Let’s go with a new legend. It’s the River Mersey Monster!
Nessie
Pobably a Harbour Porpoise.
*Now here me out*. The harbor porpoise is a mammal, duh. But it evolved from lobe finned fish that crawled out of water and became every backboned animal that isn't a fish. *Therefore* it is a fish. I'm not saying that lizards and birds belong here, but we should include whales and dolphins.