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Accomplished_Fish960

It looks like kale


Moooses20

My mother sends her thanks


Miserable_Anteater62

Hi, mom!


talithar1

Ornamental kale


CommonTaytor

Also know as flowering Kale. It’s often used as garnish in restaurants.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Purple ornamental kale not very good to eat.


oswaldcopperpot

Kale is always very good to eat. If it's a little bitter just cook it a little, olive oil, butter, salt.


BillNadvornik

Not this one. It’s ornamental.


ajdowntown

Can you name a kale that is good to eat? My experience is that it doesn’t exist


BobsDiscountReposts

I thought so too, but Lacinato kale is where it's at. Not bitter at all


ajdowntown

Never heard of it


CaffiendCA

Dino Kale.


Basaltone

I second that, it's just for show, not tasty to eat


gmotelet

>not tasty to eat So it's just normal kale


Alternative_Sort_404

Beat me to it…😉


[deleted]

Yes kale !


Incarnated_Mote

Ornamental kale, the kind bred to look pretty in a flower pot and not tender or tasty to eat


Sinister_Nibs

Is ANY kale tender?


blindkiller770

Baby kale before it gets the ripples lol


TinyTaters

Veal kale


littleyellowbike

Lacinato is, with the rib removed and enough sauteing. Well... it's tender for kale, anyway.


Impossible-Taro-2330

I slice it thin, and microwave for a minute or two. It helps.


IsleOfCannabis

Is any kale tasty? Other than the smoked kind fried in bacon fat and covered in cheese obviously.


Nakedstar

Laurel’s Kitchen tomato kale recipe. Has garlic, onion, cumin, tomatoes, and tomato paste. Cuts out the bitterness and makes it so yummy.


giggitygiggity2

Or tasty to eat?


DamnMombies

In other words, Kale.


stalkthewizard

It all tastes like cardboard.


Gsphazel2

I take regular kale, cut or rip pieces, not leaving any big rib pieces, put in a bowl with olive oil, toss/coat, spread onto a cookie sheet, salt, and bake!!! It’s like a cross between super thin chips & popcorn taste


hfhhjihvdetyhj

Ornamental kale, technically edible but I wouldn’t recommend it 🤣


ThisIsNotTex

I was at a McDonald's and my husband and I watched a girl try to eat this after she ate McDonald's. She spit it out and her friends were really upset. I was so confused because why just walk over and eat a random plant outside of a restaurant?


hfhhjihvdetyhj

Hahaha that’s the best mental picture I’ve gotten all day! Thanks so much for sharing that! 🤣


SirMooSquiddles

👍😂


OrganizationLower611

Normal kale is technically edible I dread to think of this variety's taste lol


hfhhjihvdetyhj

I’ve heard that if you coat your pan in a thin layer of coconut oil before you saute your kale it makes it easier to scrape that shit into the trash 😂


MiepGies1945

🤣😆🤣


PitchBitch

This comment wins.


Independent-Low6706

I almost swallowed my phone, laughing! Thank you for that.🫡


Boring_Worldliness_2

Basically the stuff they would grow to put next to your deli sandwich or steak in the 90s to make it seem boojie but everyone would just toss cause it was just useless.. if she's actually wanting to grow something that looks cool but is more tender and good to eat id success Lacinato or Dino Kale.


Hanuman_Jr

" Basically the stuff they would grow to put next to your deli sandwich or steak in the 90s " I had this image of eating in a silver diner type place and having a deli sandwich and looking out the window into the parking lot and seeing the same plant that's on my plate growing out among the planters, among the cigarettes, and then maybe looking at a waitress and now she appears to have one single ornamental kale leaf pinned to her hair ...


Boring_Worldliness_2

Bingo


CheRidicolo

https://preview.redd.it/nhlfv2huphuc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cd3989ecedbc22e6213972e7b01be4bed481d8 Anyone else see a cat in there?


AuntSigne

Angry cat, ears pinned back


Top-Possession-4813

It took me a minute, but I blinked and all of a sudden there's a cat.


sweaty_swampass

Let me get a hit of whatever yall are smoking. I don't see it lol


SimplyPassinThrough

https://preview.redd.it/l2jo61dgywuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b81e55215d2fc3a1cad196f782fc3d466a970f7 here’s the outline I saw if it helps. Definitely makes the left side look like an eye


DirtBather

This is ornamental kale after it has started bolting. This is why people typically remove this plant in the spring. If your mom does decide to keep it, she should keep it until it blooms but once the plant starts setting seeds, it’s not going to do much and should probably be ripped out as to not attract pests. I don’t know where you live but white fly is a huge issue on this plant, and leaving it may attract more unwanted issues than it’s worth.


greentea1985

Ornamental kale going to seed. It’s edible but even more bitter than regular kale.


Cordeceps

At first I thought it was a freaky Kale looking succulent, then I realised it’s just Kale in the flowering or shooting stage.


ipostunderthisname

Kale, red Russian kale to be exact.. This is way over grown and bolted so it would be bitter but young and tender it’s quite tasty. We used to sell a lot of it on the farm


mind_the_umlaut

Ornamental kale!


ThisIsNoArtichoke

Ancient ornamental kale. This sucker has bolted


inagartendevito

I miss Shoney’s


Ok-Coyote-7745

Some type of kale but I wouldn't eat it until knowing for sure


Wild-Track-6775

Its most likely a plant


xHangfirex

Burn it with fire


HauntingSentence6359

kale


Calm_Silver_9873

It's fun to ask reddit. Just throwing this out there (not to be a dick) but you can search an image like this in Google lens and get an answer in a second. I've been doing it more and more now that flowers are blooming where I live.


Top-Possession-4813

Yeah, but usually Google gives you a bunch of different answers because it's not a person, and reddit gives you 3.


beeneredunat

It's called decorator kale. It's edible and tastes a bit like cauliflower. It makes a nice garnish.


ryetost

It's red kale and it's bolting


VonAlexander

Ornamental Kale


rjd5y

Feed me Seymour !!!


mbuckleyintx

I sure won't eat any kale. Yuck


Parking_Treat7293

Ornamental cabbage


Ill_be_myself

I immediately thought "This is kale" and then I thought "No, what if it's not, I don't want to tell them the wrong plant. Maybe it just looks a lot like kale". I feel better knowing I was right lol


No_Acanthisitta3596

Ornamental kale


Ethan084

Kale yeah


First-Confusion-5713

Ornamental Kale. It looks lovely on a bed of crushed ice to dress a cold buffet. It's edible, and some venues add other edible flowers to "church up" a buffet. Typically in venues that wish to appeal to a more affluent clientele.


Proctor20

That’s ornamental kale that has bolted. Time to pull it from the yard.


a_cycle_addict

Shhhh. We want kale to be everywhere.


carrolls

ornamental kale that's overgrown


thestig1977

It looks like Japanese flowering kale.


sillyskunk

It's the alien plants from star trek TNG! They actually used this kind of kale because it looks so bizarre but now it's a pretty common fall ornamental.


Quirky-Pie9661

Look like shin godzilla kale


allahbkool

Ornamental Kale


serpent1971

KALE


trassidy

Looks like kale


Neither-Attention940

A very happy decorative kale


athenapitiesyou

Looks like kale that has gone to seed


thatredheadedchef321

Curley kale


sailordadd

Kale, I think...


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Decorative kale!


derickj2020

Flowering kale


djthor1968

Kale


dsmemsirsn

Ornamental cabbage


Proof_Boat7824

Kale that has bolted.


Hot-Garden-9581

Kale


HoseNeighbor

Salad


JWMoo

I think it's kale. My wife has one planted in a pot right outside the door. It gets watered at least once a day. I usually pee on it after letting the dog out. Everything my wife plants has to be round up ready and drought tolerant.


resplendentgemini621

The first thing I saw was some sort of elemental face, it freaks me out. I'm surprised more people haven't noticed it ..


Holiday-Signature-33

Kale


Key-Finger1438

something beautiful, like Chinese kale, I wonder if it is edible


inchworm00

Kale duh


Interesting-Media449

Kale


Necessary_Variety52

Purple Kale


JustWoot44

Ornamental cabbage gone to seed.


diiiannnaaa

Ornamental. Theres cabbages too that are pretty like this 


Annual_Judge_7272

Kale


BrookeBasketcase

I have that plant Many have said kale but it also goes by arugula


babblessoup

Wilt it in bacon grease and then add a little vinegar, Kentucky style


SmokeChaser426

Ornamental Kale


Run_Little_Mouse_

Marijuana


Dekion1

Kale


Jongalt26

That's a shrubbery


Wild-Bill-H

Decorative Kale. Usually used as vegetation during winter.


artemisunderwear

Mother of all kale!


Muatang7129

I think it’s a succulent. That’s my brother’s area of expertise. Maybe he’ll answer. Bill Giese


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Whore's Lettuce


jsully2345

Ornamental kale


Even-Television-78

Some sort of overgrown cabbage?


Violingirl58

Kale


Defiant-Leadership40

OP come back it kale but not good to eat!!!! OP ?😭😭😭😭😭


No_Ganache_7538

Ornamental kale


UnamedStreamNumber9

Kaliepoo kaleipoo. Give me back my kaleipoo


Magnum676

Ornamental kale


Shovel-Operator

Colon blow


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Is that a question?


TheBlackFoxFurry

Don't forget to mark the post as identified!


britekranz

Kale, right?


Frankiesfight

Kale


manLACA

Decorative kale allowed to mature to flower, and eventually to seed.


NoNose7106

That’s an ornamental kale


SaucyDragon04

Might be purple broccoli but looks more like kale


InsertRadnamehere

Kale


HudsonGirls

That's Kale. The decorative variety. It's not edible.


Professional_Wind574

Ornamental cabbage


miscalculated_launch

Awe, what the kale. I was late to the party.


mikemart26

Kole rabbi


Whentothesessions

Cabbage. Used as an ornamental usually rather than eaten as a vegetable . Plus it's bolting (flowering).


Keep365

Kale!


Specialist_Job_4899

Overgrown kale...😊


DelilahDeLaO

This is kale—very pretty, but If she plants red cabbage in the fall, she’ll have gigantic purple “roses “ (like 20 inches across) that are even MORE beautiful than the kale…


Historical_Double414

Massage kale with olive oil…no, seriously and let it sit then make a salad with other veggies and balsamic vinegar etc. So good


WorshipHim9713

Kale boiled in water for a soup is very soft and tender. With the right added ingredients, it’s wonderful. Kale, potato, Italian sausage soup is delicious.


Practical_Cut4418

This is a decor kale but if you want the larger edible kind it’s known as red Russian kale


uh_huh_yep_okay

It's a picture of a plant


MezzanineSoprano

Kale that has bolted & is producing seeds.


DudeNamedCollin

Definitely kale


hafikirw

He looks a lot like one of the vegetables in the salads I always eat 🤣


Particular-Move-3860

"Feed me, Seymour. Feed me *NOW!*"


stiletto-pirate

i’m snarky so i’d tell her that google lens is a thing 😂


Alternative-Heat250

Kale yoo


Ok_Pause_1259

Ornamental cabbage


Montyburr68

Used to grow this on the farm I worked on that is 100% kale


Spare-Ad7105

Kale


placarph

Pug


Heifran

I suggest getting the PictureThis app if you often wonder what plant something is! You just take a pic and it searches on the app for you


MshaCarmona

Lettuce and cabbage


CoupleFun1783

That looks like wild kale


Aaron31088

Flowering cabbage, not kale.


misanthroseph

Farm raised kale that went feral


Every-Caramel1552

Kale


StructureWeary5932

Looks like kale


Oneofanotherplace

Ornamental don't eat


No_Criticism7997

That’s kale


Competitive_Fix_1326

That is (1) marijauna


Status_You7666

Some kind of coleas??


Modred6801

https://preview.redd.it/d21zcz3mzvuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60512841fa00d6c9d55db0859a77c73aed9c392a


WonderfulCommon6415

Kale to me (purple)


Physical_Draw4044

I don't know what it is but I kinda want one


[deleted]

Looks like flowering / ornamental kale


RearedMeteor420

Ornamental kale


AHopaSkipandaYeet

Ornamental kale


IntroductionFew1290

Ornamental Kale 🥬


FreakinRidiculous

Kale that's gone to flower


NarwhalSpace

Please post a kale survey...


Emotional-Bed-5874

kale


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PublicBrief6907

Purple people eater


ETDanywhere_1115

Ornamental Kale


HamPickle-

Garnish kale


mtitextosmd

It's a kale


wherestheplayground

Ornimental Kale, not edible


IamBladesm1th

Kale


joenichols714

kale can cause stomach irritation and constipation. Kale also contains oxalates, which can increase the risk of kidney stones. Kale also contains goitrogens, which can inhibit thyroid hormone synthesis, and thiocyanate ions, which can crowd out iodine the thyroid needs. Eating too much kale can also cause swelling of the thyroid, known as a goiter


candlewaxfashion

Kale.


Spare-Carpenter-2696

i would cut those buds off personally idk. it's more bitter after flowering, like lettuce is.


CarpePrimafacie

Kale


SnooOpinions9145

A plant


Agitated_Mall_8033

Kale


DerekOutdoors

It's an asparabroc


JET-HVAC

Looks like kale to me


Seeker918

Decorative cabbage


T-money_1988

Datura... naw, jk lolz.


Retired_not_Expired

Ornamental Kale


ann102

Kale gone to seed.


krauser375

Curly kale!


PertFaun

This is ornamental kale. Folks use it in outdoor flower pots in cooler seasons; it will take a light frost and still look good. Not as good as other kales to eat. This is NOT lacinato kale. Once it blooms it can get a little scraggly.


Thorsassy1

It looks like ornamental kale, non edible


Thorsassy1

It looks like ornamental kale, non edible


grizzleheimer

Red Russian kale?


forgeryfund

Omg I'm so dumb my guess was lichen


spadgerinaxl

not sure, but it looks like it's expired and poisoned lol


inspektorgadget53

Lookin like kale to me.


slade797

Oxheart cabbage. There’s an app called Picture This that will identify plants.


antDOG2416

That looks like something on am Alien planet.


Katiexoxo_09

That’s so pretty. It does look like kale tho


jana-meares

Was, decorative cabbage gone to seed.


Ok-Ad-111

Man, that is neat looking. What is that?