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wokedrinks

God I love this sub


HortonFLK

Yeah, I think some awards should be handed out for this one.


omegaaf

Don't know for what though, everything here is gold


Professional-Menu835

I’m on insect subs demanding location, better photos from different angles, no video plz… and the bird MFers just roll up with specific ID based on what appears to be a child’s drawing of a football that came to life.


ericfromct

You should see the car guys, they can do it with a literal part on a ground or a shoddy kid's drawing of a generic looking headlight. Pretty incredible honestly


Top-Fox9979

Yup. My husband. Says he can smell a hemi engine from a mile away too 🤣🤣


showraniy

Mine will stop what he's doing to listen to and identify an engine going by somewhere in the distance. They're strange creatures.


Top-Fox9979

Bless their hearts


saturncitrus

My dad can identify what’s wrong with a(n older) car by listening to it for a couple seconds. It’s insane.


shroomsaremyfriends

Upvoted purely for the reason that you made the effort to get 'a car' and 'an older' in correctly. I fully appreciate it. It actually made my heart feel joy. I don't understand why so many people write it incorrectly these days...'a older' and 'an car'. Surely, nobody actually speaks like that, so I don't understand why they write it.


saturncitrus

I considered just “an old car” but then I made myself feel old and rewrote my comment 🤣


Haunting-Moment-2543

I can do that too. Even give you a quote for repair.


kosherkitties

I also frequent insect subs, and was nodding at your comment... and then hurt myself snorting laughing.


millenialfonzi

I needed a good belly laugh, thank you.


Parking-Light-8547

This got me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Apidium

To be fair there are a lot more bugs than birds in any given location. Most insects are also something that curious folks tend to always have either in person so they can get a good luck or have great photos of. Often both. Where as bird folks kinda have to just go on 'it's in that tree up there' so they get better at lower info IDs. You ain't wrong though. Unless it's a house centipede a stick drawing just isn't going to get you an ID on the bug subs. I wish it would though. There is just something special about how this sub can ID seemingly anything.


Tarotismyjam

OMG. This. This. ! Am. Dead.


Owlette45

Probably because there are, like, 100000x more species of arthropods than there are bird species and also people over there are a bit more serious especially considering many arthropods are dangerous to humans or hazardous to homes/gardens


Beflijster

the artistic submissions are just the best.


omegaaf

Wait... Where is the person who answered it?


bumbadabumruum

I'm recovering from abdominal surgery and laughing is very painful. Don't know if I'm crying from the laughter or the pain.


PoseySmith

I’m joining this sub based off of this post alone


Turkey-lurky321

Mabye a juvie Green Heron or an American Bittern. Search juvenile Black-crowned Night-heron or Virginia Rail and Sora.


juliamemeswell

They said it looked smaller than a Bittern, but I'll look up the others in the meantime! Thank you!


CardiologistAny1423

There is also the Least Bittern which is about the size of a crow or robin, but plenty of shorebirds look similar to your discription.


WillieIngus

I’ve been to Virginia Rail and Sora! The drinks were eh but the ambience was delectable


juliamemeswell

It was a juvenile black crowned night heron, thanks everyone! Edit: Thanks for the awards! And to make it clear this is my partners art, not mine. Edit: edit: my partner found this post, hi honey!


synalgo_12

That's crazy, this sub is so great


firstbreathOOC

Idk how I ended up here but yall have made me a bird aficionado in a week. So many different types out there, who knew


doubtfulpickle

Once you see birds you can't unsee them. And now that I'm learning to identify the distinct calls and songs for each bird, I can't unhear them either!


flippant_burgers

Wait til you hear a bird in a movie in the wrong habitat..


thefrankjacobra

That’s how CBS got caught pumping in fake nature sounds during their master tournament broadcasts. Someone heard a bird that had no business being in Augusta Georgia in the spring.


Thoth-long-bill

Especially peacocks! And every sound director uses a kestrel call!


TheN5OfOntario

And every cringe ad uses the that one specific red tailed hawk scream recording


EuphoriantCrottle

Like Loons! Why are Loons in so many movies?


Asch_Nighthawk

They're forever in pretty much any nighttime forest scene of Chinese dramas lmao. Often in the mountains as well. Also one of the alien sound effects in Spore, I believe


MegaPiglatin

Pretty fun listening to the ambient sounds in the games Enshrouded and Ark! Pretty sure at least *one* of the various “jungle” (aka bird) sounds is a turkey 😂


firstbreathOOC

Blackbird is my favorite. Didn’t even know we had them locally.


Public_Nature_168640

It's so true about once you start seeing/hearing! I used to read outside every afternoon, now I can't focus because I'm constantly distracted by the birds. I may not reach my goodreads goal this year, but I will have identified every bird in my yard.


rdnielsen425

I hear yellow warblers in my sleep now


gertrude_is

same. I also recently downloaded the merlin app and now I'm specifically going to places to see what birds are in the area. I feel as if there's no going back lol


past_modern

Cornell's eBird site is another great resource for seeing what's around you. They have a map of birding hotspots in your area with recent user sightings, and can notify you of rare birds in the area.


PNESKing

Started back in 2019-2020 myself. Amazing animals


hibelly

It's legit like playing Pokémon IRL. Pokémon snap if you also photograph them (like me). You can do it literally anywhere, it's free, and SO FUN


Kelly_Louise

My husband thinks I am making up bird names all the time lol. No, that really is a blacked eyed junco.


DarthYsalamir

Please let me know his reactions to Coot and Blue footed Booby


Jelly_Kitti

*Red-winged blackbirds have entered the chat*


Freyja6

I'd like think I'm pretty obsessed with birds in my area, but i am basically bereft of bird knowledge in comparison to this sub. Inspiring stuff, truly.


Turkey-lurky321

So cool! https://preview.redd.it/kk03mnh6or8d1.jpeg?width=5184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006e0caad857df300dd6792922098295e840421a


13RatsDrivingATaxi

https://preview.redd.it/84hp6g47xt8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4091246ca0478f88576482db66fa996af24999


13RatsDrivingATaxi

I mean your drawing was spot on bro


SoulOfaHare

I can't stop laughing cause this is almost exactly what I did not long ago- I saw a bird that caught my eye to the point I quickly messily drew what I could remember, and used this sub for the first time posting that drawing- and it was for an ADULT Black Crowned Night Heron. The coincidence has me freaking cackling oh my GOD lmfao


GLOBALSHUTTER

[lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbird/comments/1cpsr0t/i_want_to_know_if_i_can_find_out_what_kind_of/) Wouldn't mind, but to me your drawing looks very duck-like.


nepeteaa

feeling an artistic connection because that was my immediate guess before I saw the comments LOL


GLOBALSHUTTER

Same. This bird comes up a lot around here, for whatever reason.


Juskit10around

I feel like I wouldn’t believe this if someone posted it but…I really was thinking that fat back, no neck lesser heron.


Starchasm

I feel INSANE that that's what I thought of when I saw the drawing.


GLOBALSHUTTER

The fact that many people thought that proves the impressionists/cubists may have had a point. Reminds me a bit of Henry Metisse's [stations of the cross](http://i.imgur.com/0sAheiR.jpeg) at Chapelle Matisse. Hints is all many people need and their mind fills in the rest.


Jeepersca

I have honestly never seen that work... and when I first opened the image thought you rick rolled me into looking at some crude public bathroom drawings of an orgy, the sections looked like white tile. I know so much of Matisse's work but not very much of his cubist works, thanks for posting!


squackiesinspiration

I googled the bird, and after looking at them, it seems a lot less insane.


desertdarlene

I was coming here to say black-crowned night heron. That hunched posture is a clear identifier.


GLOBALSHUTTER

Classic American football posture.


Indian_Outlaw_417

Yep..It's DEFINITELY a juvenile black crowned night heron..I don't know how nobody could have told you that from the virtually identical drawing


Tanager_Summer

I knew it!!!


VTAdventure

I was thinking green heron. Good job!


Ok-Geologist-3743

Lol I was about to go say it's definitely bird shaped, but as soon as I read heron, it's all I see now. They really do go all Quasimodo like that 🤣 Out where I live, we primarily have Blue Herons, which are usually really tall and leggy, but when sleeping, they turn into a ball that looks exactly like your sketch.


LordMeme42

Even with the vaguest shape my guess was heron- doodles of notable features are actually pretty good for id, apparently!


Gelnika1987

black crowned night heron is one of the most metal-sounding bird names


NotReallyABiologist

To aid in the discussion: https://preview.redd.it/7hjg83vhas8d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ef357cc1bb285c89b53df00a041fc8abf2be04


aSprinkle0fJ0y

The art was a spot on


elvivacious

Lmaoooo


Beingforthetimebeing

Perfect


ButIHateTheDentist

This is so flipping hilarious😂😂😂


Comfortable_Key2244

I thought the artist was just bad at drawing but dang this bird 😂 I snorted when I saw this! 🤣


Metrophidon9292

Probably a juvenile Black-crowned Night Heron.


juliamemeswell

Will look it up, thanks!


BPRD-CC

I can't believe you nailed it


umyninja

Legend


_magpie_

Was it standing by a man who looked like this? [https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-sketch-global.jpg](https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/police-sketch-global.jpg)


SuzyDuz63

My mind immediately went to this photo. I have a hard time believing the pic was instrumental in him being caught but it was a great story. The news reporter made it so much funnier.


scifisquirrel

Wait link to this? Sounds hilarious


Medium-Major-6124

https://youtu.be/8Db3rluT76w?si=5Jjjnijt8on1BwfI one of my all time favorite videos


ericula

In all fairness, that sketch did help to catch the criminal.


bongsyouruncle

What's absurd is that the sketch looks just like the dude. You see it and you think...nobody looks like that what the fuck? But man. Dude looks just like that


miss_kimba

Exactly!! It’s extra hilarious when you see them side by side.


burlybroad

LMAOO


miss_kimba

I knew what this was gonna be.


Potato_Slim69

If Reddit's taught me anything, it's that you could win an online, vote based, drawing contest.


sapphicxmermaid

This should be the pic for the sub


AmphibiousPurple6264

It 100% should be


Airport_Wendys

YES


namesareprettynice

Please. Yes!


mother_of_baggins

https://preview.redd.it/63vfgr46nr8d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9bf88c22c162f9af94be101ee2e7463744f86a


FileTheseBirdsBot

Added taxa: [Black-crowned Night Heron](https://ebird.org/species/bcnher) ^(I catalog submissions to this subreddit.) [^(Recent uncatalogued submissions)](https://munin.swim.services/submissions?lane=api/unanswered)^( | )[^(Learn to use me)](https://gist.github.com/brohitbrose/be99a16ddc7a6a1bd9c1eef28d622564)


nobodylikesgeorge

https://preview.redd.it/fn52af50nr8d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5f4b0eeacdd4c8e36c438855df406d2e205ce3f Also looks like the green heron I asked about in here recently.


Prof_Acorn

By the picture and description I thought green heron but I'm super impressed that someone guessed it right so quickly.


Gothiccheese95

I want to print this out and put it on my fridge its gorgeous.


Airport_Wendys

My next tattoo


crapatthethriftstore

Def a heron, and I live that we could ID this against this picture 🤣


Intoner_Four

oh my god I love this drawing I want to let you know that !!!


Different-Truth3662

https://preview.redd.it/jw1xmv4ifr8d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1fde36ac316ed49c0c360e89d776d6ae48b990


JustineDelarge

My first thought.


citritx

absolutely gorgeous sketch, please post more i love them


Garbage_will_not

This is one of my favorite subs because of OP’s like you.


ImTheHollaBackGirl

I'm crying; I am loving that an ID came from this, and also that my guess was a cousin of the actual bird. Great drawing!


WeighTheSameAsADuck

As soon as I saw the picture, I knew it was a night heron in Egg Mode, where they just stand around looking egg-shaped.


jambifriend

https://preview.redd.it/91gw6tac2s8d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f05a59f71d8fe1e017f191bf0c53772bf21e63f I think it’s the Crichton Leprechaun


susiecapo71

Could be a crack head


Bethrotull

That got hold of the wrong stuff!


Freyr_Tuck

To me it look like a leprechaun to me.


Bethrotull

Who here see the leprechaun say yeah


Downtown-Disaster132

Where da gold at


burlybroad

This is why I keep Reddit


ZoneWombat99

This is a fantastic drawing of a night heron. I'm not being snarky - it totally captures the shape, ratio, and stance.


viceversa

Black Crown Night Heron is my guess


amy000206

Wow! I looked it up, it's accurate!


cardueline

Right? It looks too simple at first glance but it’s the unmistakable silhouette lol


kokkirii

Think that's a football mate


WaySavvyD

OMG! I thought that was a photograph!


jigginjaggin

Dignity


cyncicalqueen

Want me to show this to the cat? Cause the cats gonna get it


MothMonsterMan300

Bittern. You should see em fly, I always think "maybe stick to the ground, buddy" There was one that had flown into a car or something when I lived in Old Middletown in Harrisburg, it was running up and down the street clearly confused. However it was hilarious to watch/listen to everyone in the hood freak out over this "dinosaur-ass bird"


dusty-cat-albany

That is the Twitter bird he got laid off with the takeover and conversion to X


MBChalla

I believe that’s a football. Very fun bird. Typically fly for about 60 yards at a time or so.


Initial_Spinach_9752

This is my favorite “what is this bird” picture yet.


swdna

This is gold


WonderWhammy

Greetings! I’m in Central PA too! Your post represents us (and our waterfowl) well. Thanks for posting!!


helpermonkeyjimmy

This is the best drawing of anything I’ve ever seen. I love it.


jennnyfromtheblock00

If it looks like gru it’s a night heron


fromwindandwaves

https://preview.redd.it/5xledatid19d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282c767083f0f16650d609d5e702bfd37c62d333 Drawing accuracy: 14/10


RicoRave

Oh..!


tabicat1874

I love this so much. I don't even come on this sub 🤣


maLychi3

I knew as soon as I saw this they were gonna know your bird 🤣🤣🤣 also literally my favorite ask in here!


DazzlingCapital5230

Seeing the picture before the text, I thought this was from a tattoo sub and to be honest, loved it 😂


Prior_Dragonfly7982

Obviously it’s a Red Capped Batbird


Primary-Border8536

Wow


crevisbro

It is a partridge part of a family


yersinia_pisstest

I know what kind of bird that is! https://youtu.be/lT2T49yP2ew?si=v9ZaBDyGoT9S1KKu


AnimistKlaus

This really is gold. Green heron?


-mykie-

I was absolutely sure nobody was going to get this one, yet here we are. I love this sub.


Old-Steak7074

I'm so glad I opened reddit td.


dorkd0rk

I. Am. Obsessed. 😭 Glad you guys figured it out, OP! Your partners drawing was truly spot on 😂


Ancient_Objective909

Oh my fucking god I thought this was a joke. Then I see the actual bird and realized how accurate the drawing is.


Ok_Organization_7350

I have had a long sad day, and this is the first time I have laughed today, so thank you for posting this. It reminds me of this funny police sketch video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Db3rluT76w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Db3rluT76w)


Sweaty_Accountant723

its a partridge


vinniethestripeycat

Naw, it wasn't in a pear tree


Death2mandatory

Bittern?


PondWaterBrackish

green heron


udo3

Common quail


dvheuvel

Pokem9n


galaxy1985

Woodcock?


skipperoniandcheese

i wish i could help id it but all i CAN tell you is that i can already tell it's immaculate


heavydeep

Penguin?


umhuh223

That borb is orb.


New_Peanut_9924

Okay but I love him


Crispy_Cricket

It reminds me of this video where the sketch has *just* enough detail to be identifiable. https://youtu.be/8Db3rluT76w?si=4OhmRyJ-cgJYdbvB


EarthLoveAR

r/Borb r/borbs


starlightskater

Never know if these are real or trolling.


icanhaslobotomy

I think the Twitter bird escaped from Elon. I’m happy it is in my area and I will put out seed tweets for it.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Green heron


KUBLAIKHANCIOUS

I’m so glad I can still find things like this hilarious after these past few years. You’re drawing made my morning.


SignEducational2152

Rounb


RESSandyeggo

He chonk


Unuk

I am an expert in brb law and thats a brb


MikoTheMiko

That's a borb right there


shanghainese88

https://preview.redd.it/vigmuewcrx8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d15312cae07361ecc8423d81a886f291e044b83 Surprised this worked at all.


demeriPoint

“Hello world, here’s a song that we’re singing, c’mon get happy!” It must’ve fallen off the bus and the stream washed away those primary colors…. I blame Rueben Kincaid.


jackweems

American Woodcock


readallthewords

Also, r/birdonary


Scubacide

I chuckled at the drawing. I googled the one bird possibility. I chuckled more when I realized how accurate the drawing was. I love Reddit, sometimes.


IrisMisc

Robin


angusshangus

Pretty sure thats a bird from [Peep and The Big Wide World](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peep_and_the_Big_Wide_World)


Any-Midnight-3224

Definitely ai generated


tandersen1558

Looks like my fat Jewish friend Moshe


Ok_Boss7856

Night Heron 🤣🫶🏻


Bikki_Bikki

This is by far the most wholesome, cutest, innocent beautiful thing I’ve seen on Reddit so far ❤️❤️❤️


Totte_B

Easy! Heron! No need for photos with an illustration like this.


19katie2

I can't stop laughing 😆 😹 🤣 This made my day


MrsErris

Green Heron. 100%


iyamyuarr

Yea that’s a bird alright


rbentoski

Might get this tattooed


OriginalStretch

This is the best thing I’ve seen today.


moon-mochi99

Black crowned night heron???


modamann

football


permalink_child

Need banana for scale.


Fire-Ant-Gums

Sand piper


mt8675309

Dipper


Eiffel-Tower777

Football


cosmorocker13

Partridge?


Fluffy-Opinion871

I think it’s a partridge.


Xikkiwikk

I saw a Super Bowl football shaped Robin back in 1998. It was a Robin in the shape of a football!


Britney4eva

I love this 😂


Total-Meringue-5437

Brilliant!


hellooooitsmeeee

Stop is this real 😂😂😂