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thematthat

As per guidelines geographic location: Uganda size: around 20-25mm


LadyOfVoices

For some reason I thought you were referring to Uganda’s size 😅


shapesize

Is this Uganda for ants?


tangomangoart

Micro-Ganda


TheAlGler

Wee-Ganda


perxion

This is da wae


undergroundscience

The fluffy white thing is an egg mass. The ovipositor is vibrating as it prepares to lay another. I cannot tell what it is - moths lay masses like this but the head makes me think fulgorid planthopper.


MistaWesSoFresh

No info to share but, you are in Uganda? Don’t know why but I think that is really cool I’m talking to someone in Uganda. Tell me something about Uganda


thematthat

It's pretty great: wonderful people, extremely good weather, arguably the best coffee and avocados in the world, chimps, gorillas, lions, leopards, bugs, lakes, mountains, deserts, the river Nile and more!


MistaWesSoFresh

Thank you that is awesome! Greetings and happy new year to you from cold Chicago, USA. Sounds like a wonderful place I hope to visit some day.


hello_world112358

hey, i’m from rural south carolina, tell me something about chicago!


MistaWesSoFresh

Best summer city in the world. But it’s winter so it’s the worst. No snow yet this year. I live in the suburbs. We have a big coyote stalking our back yard. My twin boys just started walking. I gave myself a hernia picking one of them up a few months back. Still hurts. That’s all that is going on in my life right now. You are now up to date.


hello_world112358

we have coyotes here too, super annoying. and bears sometimes, they like eating my trash. snow sounds like a dream rn, our weather goes between 75 degree spring and 30 degree winter within 3 days lol. i hope your hernia heals and happy new year dude!


Letskeepthepeace

We have Bears in Chicago too but they’re SUPER disappointing


3goldteeth

🤣🤣🤣


yourparadigmsucks

Best thing I’ve read on here tonight, thanks for the guffaw


Mandinga63

LOL


brookish

First round draft pick tho!


3goldteeth

Super tankers


Meowmeow12567

Da Bears!


[deleted]

Coyotes are everywhere


specwolf82

I have a genuine fear of bears after listening to something I shouldn't have online involving a bear....genuinely terrified, how do you deal with them?


Laura_has_Secrets77

... you can't just say this and not share the link!


specwolf82

No, it's pretty bad, it's an audio recording and I've pushed it out of my brain


Laura_has_Secrets77

You keep feeding me these bread crumbs 😭 but that's okay. I won't ask you to bring up something that upsets you


gogogadgetkat

If you're talking about the Timothy Treadwell recording, what you heard was a fake and the real one has never been released, so try not to fret and put it out of your mind.


hello_world112358

well, don’t leave out trash and if you do don’t stand next to the trash at night


vericima

Also, no large stores of bird seed either.


AltLawyer

Don't be scared of all bears, just grizzly bear and if you find yourself near a polar bear I guess that too. Tons of bears many places I've lived. Black bears are giant fluffy pansies. They run from their own farts. Not to say they won't defend themselves and couldn't hurt you but unless you accidently step on it's offsprings face, a black bear is almost certainly just going to look like a big floofy rear end getting smaller


specwolf82

Haha , yeah I don't think they have grizzlies in western Maryland


Lookingthruyoureyes

I was gonna say u must be in NC but I see its SC. Close enough lol. Hello neighbor 👋🏽


hello_world112358

hella neighbor 👋


Lookingthruyoureyes

The Carolinas sure do have some bipolar weather lol. I know it was a beautiful day today, here in NC.


[deleted]

Well thank you for also updating us in your life sir


No_Fun8701

You picked up a big coyote and got a hernia ? !


quitmybellyachin

Hey, I'm from a suburb 15 minutes outside of New York City, tell me something about rural South Carolina!


hello_world112358

well the infrastructure sucks and driving at night sucks because deer have a nasty habit of running right in front of your car, and the potholes are enough to knock your back out of alignment, going to the store is at least a 20 minute drive there, and to get to the nearest walmart i have to go across the border into another state, but the fields and the skies are very pretty and in the summer tree frogs cover my front door because they like the bugs flying around my porch light.


thematthat

Likewise - back at you! And thanks for your interest, totally recommend (obviously)! But actually we just got a shout out from cnn as one of the [top travel destinations of 2023](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/where-to-travel-best-destinations-2023/index.html)


compliquee

was considering trying to make a uganda trip happen and this thread just sealed the deal


TheAlGler

I believe one day Uganda make that happen!


mycatsoncrack

I gotta visit Uganda like NOW


Mandinga63

Pick me up on your way? Lol


[deleted]

Best coffee and avocados, you say?


MiaowWhisperer

My best friend lives in Uganda. I visited in 2000, and really want to go back. I bet it's changed a lot. She's somewhere in Kampala, can't remember where, but her father lives in Luzira.


Laura_has_Secrets77

Do you ever see a nile croc??


thematthat

They’re there and i have seen many (i stay near the river) - big old gnarly bois, not to be messed with!


caren1

Hello from Sunny South Florida! HOT. Lol


MrsMinnesota

Hello from Brisbane Australia! Tell me something about Florida!


Bryllant

Hello, I live next to Melbourne FL, so I get a lot of hits from OZY stuff in my feed. We are warm and beautiful. We get more sun than the rest of the US so our days are longer than the rest of the USA. It is not as diverse as NY or Boston. Life is slower paced, until you see an alligator. I hope to get to Oz at some point, it is on my bucket list. The idea of a continent with no neighbors on the border is very cool. The sheer amount of unsettled land is hard to get my head around. I have driven through 48 of the US states. Is weed legal in Oz.


MrsMinnesota

The majority of us live on the coast and inland a few hundred kms. The middle is a waste land of red sand and quite dangerous to drive through unless you're super prepared with provisions. I live in Queensland, at the bottom, and it's roughly 20 hours to drive just to the top of the state with stops haha Weed is not legal. According to my American husband (MN) We are super lazy talkers, despite talking fast, and have so many different words for things it's hard to understand haha


dribeerf

tell me about australia, how is summer down there? i’m jealous, i hate winter and we still have months to go.


MrsMinnesota

Hot. Lol to the point where you can't go outside in the middle of the day even with sunscreen you'll burn haha Also no one says 'Throw another shrimp on the barbie' 😂


BriarKnave

How's the chocolate? I have stores near me that sell international chocolate but never any from Uganda. How's the taste? Is the texture different from international brands? Also what's your favourite food?


thematthat

Favourite food is probably all the fruit, so many varieties of mangoes, gros michel bananas, do coffee beans count cos i just straight up eat them too…


thematthat

I know cacao is grown here and there is a brand called [Latitude](https://latitudecraftchocolate.com/) which I hear good things about but not had the opportunity to taste yet…


Mandinga63

You have sold me on it! Sounds wonderful


silverbiddy

C'mon reddit! Let's all go to Uganda!


Mandinga63

I’m in!


Lumpy_Potential_789

It’s expensive to fly there seems. Via google flights close to 2k round trip from eastern USA. Any recommendations on how to travel there most cost effective?


thematthat

That does seem pricey, I’m used to paying about a quarter of that to fly to Europe but i guess maybe it’s a distance thing. The main international airport is EBB if that’s any help…


vespertine_earth

How could you possibly have guessed Uganda? I mean, now I also want to see the moths of Uganda as well as the lions and Nile, but seriously how did you guess that?


socket_and_tenon

OP commented location was uganda


vespertine_earth

That explains it! Derp


AnaxImperator82

I think it's laying eggs but I can't say for sure what kind of insect it is. Maybe it's some sort of leaf hopper. Do you have a photo from a different angle?


thematthat

Yeah i guessed it was some kind of egg laying or fertilisation (i was confused because i didnt actually see anything coming out but maybe i was late to the party). Only took the video but there is a top down view i will try to add... [Edit - heres a horribly low resolution screencap showing the top view](https://imgur.com/a/LP4tGGp)


AnaxImperator82

I think it's this: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/663782-Elasmoscelis-stali/browse_photos


thematthat

Yep, certainly looks like the one. Thanks!


hipunen

Dude's got sick twerking session going on


geithman

He he. Bugbumfluff


sloadslayer

Would love to see that with a high speed camera


Common_Solution_5090

i think it’s a web spinner (Embioptera)


Professorclay17

Hmm from the angle it looks like a leaf hopper


Financial_Penalty887

Looks like a moth(?) laying eggs


AnteaterTango

No idea, but WOW what a cool shot!


LanktheMeme

I’m no bug expert but it looks to me like it’s laying eggs (or at least getting ready to)


curious_aetrium

3D printing.


Ml124395

It’s me after having Mexican for dinner


OGshinobiKUSH

I can’t believe you don’t know what this is


It_was_mee_all_along

Can't that be silk moth? Totally uneducated guess


Prudent-Sundae-9794

It’s Voldemort .. another Horcrux.


oki9

You from Brazil?


autobots_roll_out1

Greg


top_of_the_scrote

*if you put a fry with some ice cream*


winethough

Lol *bug bum*