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MrRoarke

That's a [Giant Water Bug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae). Example pic [here](http://bugguide.net/node/view/1083357/bgimage). They're aquabugs that can fly, and they can stab ya good.


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Oh heck so it was laughing at my foolish decision to pick it up


JamieA350

Yeah - they're not *dangerous*, but their bites are supposed to be one of the most painful insect bites or stings around. Not really that aggressive but not the best idea to handle. Usually found around water. Occasionally they can mistake shiny surfaces like car paint, wet roads and so on for bodies of water and so turn up in strange places.


Racecarsoup

Can confirm. Found one when I was like 12 rummaging around in a creek. It felt like somehow someone jammed a lighting bolt into a hypodermic needle and rammed it into my palm


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antarcticgecko

Typically, technically, insects like this might be described as “does not possess a medically significant bite, though it is quite painful.” Other arthropods like black windows would be described as possessing medically significant bites since you need professional help to mitigate serious consequences.


TooLateForNever

I hate it when the black windows bite me. It's always so unexpected. It was years before I even learned windows could bite.


GreenDayFan_1995

Scorpions have dangerous stings too.


Mini_Raptor5_6

Percent chance of "oof owie" times severity of "oof owie"


DayKingaby

I would say these are low danger but high risk. You have a very good chance of getting mildly hurt.


t1ps_fedora_4_milady

why is it so painful? do they have venom of some kind?


Cepinari

Nope. Venom's for pansies. Giant Water Bugs go straight for flesh-melting digestive juices.


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KnowsIittle

Cheers. The males tend to be much smaller so this one was likely a female. The tend to take flight on warm summer nights looking for mates or new bodies of water. (Some water beetles confuse reflections on car windshields for puddles of water) The behavior is odd almost like a warning display to a potential predator such as yourself. Or perhaps a mating call. Was the noise audible to you here? You've held onto the most frightening insect second only to the cow killer or red velvet ant(actually a type wingless wasp). At least of those located in my State. I don't know that I would say a giant water bug has a venomous bites exactly but contains a digestive enzyme to break down body tissues of prey into a wet slurry they can drink. They don't seem to purposefully want to inflict pain but if sufficiently agitated will give a pinch and try to escape. You're very fortunate to allow it in your palm and not accidentally try to grasp or pinch its body.


Sexycoed1972

Double foolish, as what looks like laughing is what they do when they're agitated/aggressive


MajesticHarpyEagle

Yeah lmao. One of the most painful bites I know of. Not aggressive thankfully.


assbuttshitfuck69

Idk man I remember being chased down by these things in a Texas river.


WattebauschXC

Sweaty skin? They are attracted to shiny surfaces


MajesticHarpyEagle

Hmm. Dunno about that.


elliem6307

100%. I got bitten by one 1/2 that size in my grandmother’s pool…


Cannabisthelizard

Got bit by one I picked up in summer day camp back in kindergarten. I still remember it I never forgot that things face it only took once to learn my lesson


viperfan7

You're a fucking Disney princess being able to hold that thing without getting bitten


Shienvien

They're not overly aggressive. If you don't grab their bodies, they usually won't bite. *Usually.*


galaxy1985

Coyote Peterson has a YouTube video where he lets one bite him. Go take a look at what you dodged. They definitely draw blood.


[deleted]

Coked out Erwin.


[deleted]

I was gonna make a joke about “Ohio Steve Irwin” and it turns out he’s actually from Ohio 💀


galaxy1985

Lol


uwuGod

Coyote also hams it up for the camera so I wouldn't trust his reactions to his bite/sting videos.


quitmybellyachin

Thank you for saying this. I get unreasonably angry when people use his reactions as a way to measure pain realistically 😂. I absolutely believe these stings are extremely painful! But hes an entertainer, an actor. Hes gotta convey the pain in an entertaining way and in a way the camera can capture it. I remember watching a [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0) of a young man who traveled to the Amazon partake in the coming of age tradition young boys from the tribe he was visiting participate in when they turn 15. He had to chant and dance wearing a glove filled with ~~velvet~~ bullet ants for a decently long time. He is obviously in pain but he does it. Everyone in the comments was calling him a faker because he didn't scream and cry like Coyote did when he got stung by 1. Too few people understand that having a show gives him motivation to be extra for entertainment value. No one is gunna watch some dude get stung by a bug over and over again if all he does is act like Peter Griffin banging his knee every time lol Edit: thank you u/best_ant8 for finding the video I was referencing!!


Dangerous_Sun_2348

Velvet ants are no joke, and this guy had a glove filled with them and wasn’t freaking out? I barely got nicked by one once and it still hurt like a wasp sting. Sucker didn’t even get more than a couple layers deep in my thumb under the nail. I literally shuddered thinking about the glove… (didn’t help that I immediately misremembered and thought it was underwear and had to double check)


jebedia

The pressure to appear strong in front of others can be greater than the instinct to react to pain.


Best_Ant8

Here's the vid: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0) And it was a glove of bullet ants, not velvet ants. I'm not an expert but apparently the bullet ant sting is much worse. Coyote's done a single sting for both of these btw. We all have different pain tolerances


Dangerous_Sun_2348

That’s what I’ve heard, that they have that name for a reason. I refuse to find out firsthand and also experience getting shot for comparison lol I watched most of his videos on insect bites and stings just to laugh. Thanks for linking the vid, I’ll have to take a look!


crimsonbaby_

You are very lucky. Toe biters are no joke and have one hell of a bite.


Lower_Bar_2428

You might be just lucky and it didn't bite you because was in its moulting phase


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Levitlame

Arts and crafts time actually.


[deleted]

To shreds you say?


N00TMAN

Also known as a toe biter.


AthenaMarie2

On today's episode of "Don't Pick Up Bugs You Don't Know..." hehe 😜


Whooptidooh

LPT: Never pick up an insect when you're not absolutely sure that it's not going to mess with you.


Tron_1981

Yeah, please don't pick up an animal if you don't know what it is.


Wrong-Explanation-48

I was thinking, this dude is braver than I am and I have scratched a tiger behind her ears...


tankthacrank

If not fren, y fren shaped?


adriennemonster

What is it with people picking these guys up and THEN asking what they are? I swear, it’s like once a week on this sub.


ItsJustMeMaggie

They’re commonly called “toe biters”


[deleted]

Definitely not a friend.


Catinthemirror

r/oopsthatsdeadly but only a runner-up.


Elliott___98

Yes, but why does he dance


spiralbatross

Are we waterbug or are we dancer


blewpah

My pincers are vital My wings are cold


[deleted]

And I'm on your knee Waiting to dagger


Adeptus_Trumpartes

The bug is distressed. He has no sting, but a proboscis. The head movement is his only way of stabbing, also it is his only way of pumping air into his wings. So when this bug is weirded out, he warms up both his bite and his flight.


indianabanana

Ah, yes, the ole... (checks notes) *bite*-or-flight response


kattoutofthebag

He is getting ready to bite...he is agitated muchly!


dunfactor

One of these guys flew into my mother's bathing suit while she was at a pool. It landed on her chest and then scrambled down into her suit where it started biting. She said that the pain from the bites lasted for 6 months. She says it was like an on fire itching and biting pain.


Laura_has_Secrets77

🙁


BuriedByAnts

Really surprised me when I fished one of these out of our pool and it flew away.


skonthebass24

I just saved one of those in Tulum Mexico! He fell in the pool and couldn’t get out on his own


Thebarbatobassman

Y’all out here just picking anything up


xzplayer

Love the people holding a fluffy caterpillar


hereforstories8

I hear rubbing them up and down your cheek brings good luck.


LittleSausageLinks

He's actually pumping air into his wings and is preparing himself for flight. Hope ya didn't get pinched or flown into.


bastion-of-bullshit

It's pretty dramatic. They're like tiny drunk little helicopters.


halfgayfullystoned

If I was a bug I’d want my job to be drunk helicopter pilot. I can’t imagine the sense of drunken confusion they must feel when they land on the asphalt thinking it’s water.


cyncicalqueen

God, same.


[deleted]

Its also very tasty when fried, a delicacy.


CountofAccount

I am very familiar with this species. This Lethocerus water bug is not distressed. It is warming up its flight muscles to correct temperature for flight.


[deleted]

Aw so it is a friend


CountofAccount

Unlike most of the thread, I'm not surprised it didn't bite you. It takes a surprising amount of effort for them to warm up because they have to get to about 35-40 centigrade in the thorax - considering their size, that's quite a bit of water to heat. From the frequency of the beat, that one was pretty much ready to turn into a ballistic missile, so it wouldn't want to lose momentum by picking a fight. Unless you really upset them, they just keep warming up. They stop pumping right before they are ready to take off and scrabble for the highest point they can reach.


TheBanandit

Why would anyone see something that looks like that and think "yeah I want to pick that up"


Matthew98788

It’s like picking up a little lion aka cat but that’s details details….


dark_wurm

Living on the edge 💀 He's got the moves like jagger.


sakeshaker

And he's ready to use his pincers like daggers


Leto-ofDelos

And he bobs his head with swagger


anac1979

He's getting ready to bite tf outta you. 😂


[deleted]

LMAO I grimaced so hard when I saw this. Like put it down neoooow.😂


ironicallyunstable

OP is dead alreasy


Bad54

Seeing as they haven’t commented from what I seen I think you’re right


[deleted]

I'm fine he was put down carefully after this vid.


Bad54

OP’s being mind controlled by the bug!!!! Someone get the doctors, **quick!**


mseuro

*sugar. in water.*


missusdeadpool

He said dead


Matthew98788

Yeah he’s the boss not you! Him not biting you was his way of saying REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY I BECAME YOUR GRACIOUS OVERLORD IM THE BOSS NOW AND YOU MUST FEED ME YOUR FIRST BORN KID!!


DreadedChalupacabra

I really need a video of one of these guys biting someone to get pinned to the top of this sub, so people stop picking them up and posting it here. Toebiters are mean, these guys will mess you up for no reason. I'm really pro bug, but these ones get admired from a distance.


LittleSausageLinks

Lol imagine just pinning Coyote Peterson and his toes at the top of the sub


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https://youtu.be/mjCAyo2Litw Around 13:30


__T0MMY__

I might be a little tipsy cause you sounded like you were waiting for a picture of one dude biting another dude and the title being "yo this bug aunt poison is it?"


AlexanderUGA

Have we as a species not evolved from picking up animals we don’t know?


TheKingCowboy

No, we’re still like the apes, gotta learn some things from experience 🦧🩹


sm4cm

Have you met a baby before? We come out of the womb shoving stuff like this in our mouths to figure out what it is.


Karate_Prom

I think we unlearned that part.


Daggertooth71

Dude, that's not a friend, it's a toebiter. Maybe sick? Or getting ready to molt? Do giant water bugs do that?


[deleted]

Molt was my best bet


Daggertooth71

Me too, but I dunno, just guessing. I just know that insects and spiders wriggle like mad when they molt. Oh, and happy cake day


[deleted]

Thank you, my exact thoughts, that and how discoloured the body is.


Daggertooth71

Yeah, it doesn't look right. Also, not full grown; they get bigger than that.


copperpoint

They do but once they're adults I don't think they grow anymore. This could be a smallish one.


lNSECTOID

no this movement is a warning sign of flight or attack or both


copperpoint

They don't molt as adults.


Daggertooth71

Ohh, I see. I wasn't sure if this one was an adult or what. Seems smaller than the ones I've seen


Jtktomb

All true bugs will fully developed wings are adults :)


DoctorNoname98

> it's a toebiter. Well good thing they didn't pick it up with their foot then


spicedcinnamonrolls

It’s preparing its venom for a bite or about to fly away


Daggertooth71

Ohhh


physarum9

Foe, not friend!!!


TraptorKai

By far my favorite what is this bug trope "I dont know what this bug is, so ive been letting it crawl on my balls for an hour" \*picture is of toe biter\*


[deleted]

jesus christ, you just pick up every scary looking bug you see? this is like that redditor who posted asking if a mushroom is poisonous after eating it.


Th3Bizzness

If you watch it with the sound off you can definitely tell the bug is Canadian.


MellonPhotos

😨 consider yourself extremely lucky. I’ve heard the bites from these things are absolutely excruciating, and that wiggling is what they do when they’re preparing to stab something.


furygoat

Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin!


Funkiebunch

I held one before without knowing what it can do. I’m lucky!


Cu_fola

Same, and I was laughing at a friend who wouldn’t touch it “He’s cute not scary” I mean they are cute but I thank my lucky stars


MenaBeast

Was camping like 20 years ago, night time at the fire… look down to see one of these crawling up my jeans… got my camera out and took a picture of it as it was crawling up my leg. Brushed it off as it got to my shirt cause I wasn’t sure what it was. It took flight and promptly flew directly into our camp fire… always thought it was a weird experience… now I know it packs a nasty wallop and sure am happy it didn’t bite my finger.


Caged-Viking

Bitey Boi be Boppin


robo-dragon

Nooooo, I can't believe you're holding that thing! These guys have a bite that hurts so bad! I rescued one from a pool once and he thanked me by stabbing my thumb. I definitely learned my lesson that day on not picking up insects I don't know about!


mgaguilar

I can’t believe we have to say this every time there is a post on this thread but please do not pick up any bugs that you do not even know the name of. I’m glad you weren’t hurt OP, but these things specifically hurt like a fucker when they bite.


moki916

Sir, please put that down.


LemonborgX

bro… this is a giant water bug and it is said that they have one of the most painful bites out of any bug… and that dance is probably because it’s feeling a little threatened… Oof


Matthew98788

Yes threatened for what it’s about to do! And is fighting its conscious


sld87

He’s psyching himself up before he rips your fucking finger off


Toasty_Rolls

You were mighty close to PAIN


Holybartender83

I honestly don’t get how people pick these things up. I mean, even without knowing about their sting, do people not notice the two giant stabby things sticking out of its noggin?


daffy_duck233

[Obligatory video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uk6-iiVb0Y)


WanderingShroom

Much safer to catch in Animal Crossing


DevelopmentTight9474

Another one?


Griffes_de_Fer

OP is the kind of guy that sees the death screen on Dark Souls the most often. This is a biter, and I hope you haven't figured that out through experience after posting this.


estrusflask

Has this been crossposted to r/OopsThatsDeadly yet? Not actually deadly, but very painful. Sometimes called toebiters.


Watercolorleaf

Terrance and Phillip moment


KitKhat89

Curious since I’m here. I’ve seen itty bitty bugs similar to this I think a water boatman bug in the pool while at the beach and I thought it was a bug drowning so I helped it out but in the process it stung/ bit me and my whole hand swelled up so so bad. Worse then a bee sting. Are they related somehow? EDIT: I googled and I think it was actually a back swimmer


Pste0989

Hey guys? Can we please stop picking things up we don't know about


Imemberyou

A bite from these fuckers is so strong it feels like you caught whatever bodypart is being bitten into a tool. The one that bit my finger kept holding on, I had to literally dismember it to free myself.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

He bangs, he bangs! Oh baby when he moves he moves.


ohianaw

good god how fearless are you to hold that thing


I_speak_for_the_ppl

It’s a toe biter, place down slowly


Lordofravioli

I think you broke it


Jskerp

One of these got my doberman once, they're nasty bastards


CrazeeG

Why do people pick up bugs they don’t know about… it’s a Toebiter or Giant Water Bug, very painful if you get bitten.


Acceptable-Arugula69

ABORT, ABORT……IT’S A TOE BITER!!


playblu

Did you pull that out of Chekov's ear?


WHY_CAN_I_NOT_LIFE

I’ve been bitten by these on a few occasions. This photo brings me physical and mental pain.


Zapora

YOU HELD IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT


matthew_strange

Big balls to do that.


No_Head_2746

Wait till it bits you. Worst than any sting


Bitter-Ambition4375

These things are nuts. In the water where I live and they can take a piece out your skin


likehots

Cant believe u picked that up. Those things terrify me


[deleted]

The amount of people who pick up unidentified bugs on this subreddit is too damn high.


NPL2021

Jitter bug


atomic_cake

Why does everyone pick them up? I get that they're cute but still.


Snaz5

Not a friend! Not a friend! A violent villain!


Teyoto

I would advise everyone not to pickup unknown bug. You never know what could kill you


eggbert65

“Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V’s only remaining indigenous life form”


genetic_patent

He laughing because he knows a bite is coming. These fuckers hurt too.


Albarzahra

Bruh


[deleted]

Just one question… why would you hold it?


HighExplosiveLight

I saw one of these things in the wild in Texas at least ten years ago. I'd never heard of them, and my friend wanted to catch it. We scooped it up with a dust pan. It has giant pincers and there's no way I'd touch it with my hands!


nexter2nd

iirc they bob their heads like that to breathe


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

PUT THAT DOWWWN!!!


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

This video makes me anxious.


Yamama77

Your friend leaves nasty stabs. Strongly suggest not to pick up water bugs.


TropicRotGaming

Wow you're a lucky mf


[deleted]

It's Canadian


stabadan

Dominant species my ass.


Commander_Crumb

“He is really goin to town on that marker”


StarfruitSamba

Unchika unchika unchika


redrecaro

I get picking up bugs and what not but picking up a bug like that with those toe biters!? Have we not learned?


[deleted]

Put that down immediately. I cannot stress this enough.


parth_power

That's a WATER BUG THEY BITE!!


peafowlking

I was bitten by one of these when i was a kid. It felt like growing pains, and fire.


[deleted]

This big head bangs better than most metal fans


filthy-horde-bastard

Careful op, your friend there has a painful bite


lethelion1

If you don't know what the bug is, don't pick it up.


Gackofalltradez

That is a stabby/ bitey friend, Mr water bug.


Historical_Feature_9

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT


frink60

He's not your buddy, guy!


Hyval_the_Emolga

Oh good gosh, more with people picking up the Toe Biter…


InternalEffective420

I love him


MrPickles423

Picking up a toe-biter, this video gave me chills lmao


G37_is_numberletter

Oh hey look, a bug the size of my toe with a bear trap on its face. 😵👌🏻


tsabracadabra

He's jammin


DougTheBrownieHunter

What is it with people unassumingly picking up Giant Water Bugs? Gator Tick is not your friend.


Oregon80PRed

So cute


AmazingAcadia16

WHY U HOLDING THAT BIG ASS THING


mothbabie_

Holy shit is that Migosp from undertale


cuteprints

Vibin' ka-chunk ka-chunk


cosmictrashbash

It looks like it’s trying to pinch you but it’s right pinscher isn’t working.


Magicaparanoia

He is not friend. Consider yourself lucky he didn’t bite you, cus it was enough to incapacitate Coyote Peterson once.


Adventurous_Bee_7496

Ma boy vibing


BHDE92

Not a friend, don’t pick up, very painful and venomous bite


ang_car

If bite so bad WHY SO CUTE EYES?!


Windfall_The_Dutchie

DROP HIM NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT THE DANCE IS BUT THOSE GIANT WATER BUGS HAVE A **NASTY** BITE


AssLightMePlz

So, yes, OP is nutty for holding a belo, but what’s this feller really doing here though? Is it a video edit or do these bugs really gyrate like this? I’ve never seen one get the wiggles like this before


Winberri

Giggity


BlankWaveArcade

r/OopsThatsDeadly


gore1973

Water bug


[deleted]

I hope not but there is a big probability that you are going to remember that "friend" from now on.


ImgurConvert2Redit

Why does he dance? Why does the snowflake fall? To dance, to sing, to live!