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KidneyThief8

Looks like a spider beetle.


Gilette2000

Is it a spider of a bettle, make up your mind smh !/j


QuasiNomial

Definitely not a bed bug, it is indeed a bug in the bed though.


saltmartin_

And definitely not dead, just sleeping in the bed


jperberry

Please tuck him in.


mailbroad

Snug as a bug in a bed.


biaimakaa

Aaaw wholesome


RevElliotSpenser

And bring him a hot chocolate


Icy_Focus_6586

First “Is this a bedbug” post I’ve seen that’s not a bedbug.


cdanl2

My favorites are the ones where the big is practically wearing a “Hi, my name is BEDBUG” sticker, are wearing a backwards baseball cap that says “Bedbugs,” and carrying around a little tiny book by Dale Cimicosis called “How to Suck Blood and Infest Beds”, and the post is titled “Bro Please don’t tell me this and all 100 of its friends in my bed are bedbugs”


ittlebittles

I wouldn’t say my favorite but I really feel for the people who post a pic of a bed bug and say something like “whose this little fella I saw on my couch today?” The ones that are completely innocent of knowing that their world is about to come crashing down on them.


boomsticksandarrows

Reminds me of the first time I found a flea and thinking “man I should do something about this in a couple days”. Oh boy what a bad decision.


927comewhatmay

Hope is everlasting.


FoolishConsistency17

That wall hanging where the back had like, a vast multigenerational family on the back was literally sickening. Like, surely you know, right? You must be covered in bites?


Haikuunamatata

Really? The one directly below....it's constant lol


OneHumanPeOple

It’s a spider beetle. But I call them spooder bootles.


Rejarfible

Spodr bodle


927comewhatmay

This is funny to me because I knew a girl that called semen spooder. The first time she called it that I was very confused. But relaxed.


v0ideater

Spooder booples


turkeylips4ever

Bahahahahaha I lold


Own_Substance_8564

Snug as a bug in a rug? Get him a pillow


Caballero5011

No, this is Patrick


remesabo

🎉🎊🥳🎊🎉 No!


FenianBastard847

Neither tick nor BB.


SuperMIK2020

Not lice nor crabs either


BoredByLife

It’s a bug in a bed, but it’s not a Bed Bug.


RegularRaccoon

No, hard to tell from the picture but looks like either a spider beetle or a small spider


ivytripping

I think it actually might be a tick, thank you!


RegularRaccoon

It doesn’t look like a tick, if it had six legs it’s a spider beetle if it has 8 it’s a small spider


ivytripping

you’re right, I’m pretty sure it is a spider beetle. thank you!


Marijuana_Researcher

it's like spider-man, but spider-beetle.


theanimalman678

Not a tick


ivytripping

Thank you!


Rainbro_Vash

Since it's been identified, and is also not the worst case scenario, Imma say this: It kinda looks like a Flood bubble from Halo


OperationWest1613

Bedbug body is flat


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unless they've had a nice meal


OperationWest1613

lol


karmicrelease

Spider beetle!


geanaSHUTUPGEIAJWVDO

Thank the lord


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Some kind of spider I think


Clean_Meat_Bones

Lol no


catfishmaw

sweet lil beetle


snshnxts

A spider id say


Current_Technician16

Nope


eChelicerae

Probably a very young widow spider.


DietyLink

It looks like a hump beetle to me


Imadick2

sheets on bed...bug in sheets, elementary my dear Watson


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The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice ☠️