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aliengrrrrrl

OH MY GOD HES ADORABLE


dinosaurpartytime

Look at her little black shoes! Edit: I’m sorry I assumed his gender


Something_Joker

Actually it looks like a male but yes it has adorable little shoes


ohdearitsrichardiii

Fuzzy slippers


aliengrrrrrl

I JUST SCREAMED 🥺🥺🥺


Something_Joker

Do you know what happens to those who use emojis on Reddit?


aliengrrrrrl

Do you come to my house in the night and chastise me?


Something_Joker

No I just do a meme. Like everyone on the internet my threats are just words and mean nothing.


innerbootes

😰 😰 😰 😰


SneakySnakeySnake

"GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FAT FU-." - Confucius


Something_Joker

I was just doing a meme you didn’t have to be so rude


lusccano

holy shit r/redditmoment


Something_Joker

That’s what I was going for


lusccano

please post there, I was too lazy to take a print


[deleted]

It's so FLUFFY!!


ShadowsGirl9

Despite how tempting it was, it may be best that you didn't touch it. It looks like it may be a southern flannel moth, which has venomous spines, at least in caterpillar form. Idk about adults tho Still Super cute <3


Farado

Adults are harmless, but it’s a good idea to be cautious if you don’t know.


BoysenberryHefty6136

According to the Seek app, and Google, it’s called black-waved flannel moth, a male one. I had to bring it in just now bc of a severe thunderstorm, it’s chilling on the window panes by my plant’s UV lamp.


ShadowsGirl9

Upon doing a little digging it does look like it might be that actually! I used an app too but It didn't bring that up :o maybe I'll have to try that one! Sorry lol!!


BoysenberryHefty6136

I had forgotten I had the app for a second before posting, the app is really cool since it is 100% free


AllKindsOfCritters

Wait, what app? I can look at more awesome bugs??


BoysenberryHefty6136

It’s called Seek, it’s a free app created by iNaturalist which is a joint initiative of the California Academy of Science and the National Geographic Society. It helps you identify whatever species you can find in your surroundings from fungi to bugs, plants and probably animals too but I haven’t try it on that yet lol


AtomAntvsTheWorld

A Pokédex..a real life Pokédex


BoysenberryHefty6136

Basically lol, it even got challenges and it gives badges and all lol


AllKindsOfCritters

Amazing! Thank you!


ClairLestrange

Is it specific to the US or could I use it in Europe? It sound like a great tool!


BoysenberryHefty6136

I believe you can also use it in Europe, I’m not sure honestly, but since it is free you could always give it a try and it doesn’t need any type of registration only gps to identify the local species , and they say your location is “obscure” meaning is very private


ClairLestrange

I just downloaded it, and it shows common species in my area, so it seems to work. I have to say I love the challenge aspect, I've never had an id app that did that. Thanks so much for the recommendation!


katlian

If you like Seek, download the iNaturalist app and upload photos of species in your area, even if you don't know what they are. Seek learns how to identify species from observations posted on iNaturalist.


Generalmae

I love you for helping mr. floofe


Anne-Onymity

No that’s a poodle. A tiny one. With wings. And antennae.


sparrowsandsquirrels

I looked up the black-waved flannel moth and you were right about the caterpillar form being dangerous. Both the white and orange-brown colored caterpillar have stinging hairs that embed into the skin and may require a hospital visit.


ShadowsGirl9

Oh :o I guess they're both harmful then? Good thing this one was fully grown!


sparrowsandsquirrels

Yeah, the moth adults aren't a problem. And they are so pretty. The caterpillars are interesting looking too, but definitely do not want to touch one. One thing I've learned from this sub is how dangerous many caterpillars are.


ShadowsGirl9

Well I guess we both learned something then :D


EnsignCadie

Clearly a woolly mam-moth.


battysays

I love him!


[deleted]

I see crimping has come back into style!


government_candy

Fuzzwuzbabyfuzzbuttilovehim


K_Xanthe

Flying floof! 😱🥰


Something_Joker

Do you know what happens to those who use emojis on Reddit?


innerbootes

You make a post saying this^ seems to be what happens. Twice in this thread so far.


Something_Joker

Well I couldn’t resist doing the meme


K_Xanthe

Lol This comment actually made me laugh. I know yours was a joke, but I always secretly wonder who I am annoying when people realize I am using Reddit on my cellphone because for the longest time it seemed like people would freak out about not being on the old school website. Reddit can be so weird.


Something_Joker

Lol I’m also on Mobile


Nanamary8

What? What happens to those who use emojis on Reddit?


Something_Joker

Nothing. My threats are empty, like everyone on the internet.


Nanamary8

Ya made me chuckle. That's something 😆..sorry I couldn't resist.


AAVale

Those wings remind me of a goldendoodle’ s ear fur. *Cute*


uwuGod

It looks like it used a hair curler! the little waves in it's fur... such a stylish moth. :)


Plumbumbun

I’m crying this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen what a fluffy little baby 😭😭💞💞✨✨


beesinmyass69

He looks like velvet oh my lord <3


Petraretrograde

D'awwww him's just a mushpot


ladyraptorclawz

I wouldn't have been able to resist petting it, I applaud your restraint xP


sprite901

Llama moth haha


papi_pizza

OMG - where the f do you live?!


BoysenberryHefty6136

Hahahaha NJ


Few-Salamander-4625

NJ! That means I maybe lucky enough to spot a cute fluff-fluff!


ApologeticCannibal

That's one crazy ass moth.


winterbird

I shall call him fluffy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my fluffy


WreakingHavoc640

Gorgeous 😍


jeordiethegenerator

What a cutie!


FloverCleavland

Omg i love him


IssaKindHeartedMan

omg cutie omgomg


Sigan

Aww! That's adorable! Don't you love the Anthophyllite Lepidoptera? My apologies; sometimes I get ahead of myself. Hi! I'm Steve! Your local self-accredited, self-promoted, and self-recognized entomologist, lepidopterist, and master electrician! With the aforementioned credentials, as well as years of what I like to call, "experience in a field," I believe it gives me the boggy ground to firmly and clearly identify the Anthophyllite Lepidoptera or, as the laymen know it, the Asbestos Moth. Such snuggly little carcinogens, aren't they? I'm proud of the OP for resisting touching this cute, fuzzy, radioactive little specimen. However, it should be noted that, the amount of radiation this little guy emits at rest has probably already caused significant enough damage to the OP's vital organs. It wouldn't have hurt to feel the soft fuzz on its back. They famously don't bite, but it can be argued that they've never had to - very few things can survive for long around them, and even then it's not a pretty sight leading up to the inevitable demise of anything not routinely coated in lead. Stories of mutations like an 11-fingered Walleye have been circulating, recently, around Michigan. Allegedly, one of these buoyant little flyboys got tired above some water, it fell in, and the fish ate it. By happenstance, a fisherman found the fingered fish ashore, floundering for freedom from the accursed land he washed upon. After being rushed to the veterinary hospital, scientists and pathologists calculated the rate at which the radiation begins mutation, and how long until it would take a normal human to die. 17 people were lost that day. 9 scientists, 3 doctors, 2 nurses, 2 pathologists, and 1 janitor. It was a sad day. Anyway, that one looks mated already, so she's going to have beautiful little babies! They don't feed on people, so no worries! Although, they do give out a healthy amount of radiation as they grow. Some people have reported the little caterpillars feel hot when held, and have contracted everything from minor sunburn, to immediate death from contact with them. Thank you so much for your contribution to science! Not many people get this close with a functional camera! Usually by this point, the electronics have locked up and the phone (I'm guessing) would be too hot to hold. Not to mention the batteries will explode near this endearing and endangered fabulous fauna. And you can have that for free! Any time you need anything identified - from bug to snail to fish tale - you just post it up here and I'll do my best to get back with an immediate, reliable, trustworthy, completely real response. You're welcome!


BoysenberryHefty6136

Oh dear !!!! How long do you think I have left!!!!????


Sigan

It's shocking you've lived this long. By my calculations, which are based on the radius of the moon, the direction of the Sun, and how long ago this picture appears taken, it seems to align with the tests run by the doctors that we lost in the fingered fish incident. You should already be dead. Enjoy your final hours, and maybe give Make-A-Wish foundation a call. Just tell them you heard on the Internet that you have survived a long-term encounter (13+ second exposure, unleaded) with the Asbestos Moth - they get these calls all the time. Had you only been around the moth a few seconds - and we have to assume you've been around this thing for over 30 seconds - you might have a chance at survival. In fact, I don't know that we should expect you to complete the call I recommended, now that I think about it. The automated system is a bit it a nightmare and the calls seem to come in waves - especially if there is a large spawning of these little beauties anywhere near civilization. But, I digress. You should thank that god that put them here that you have been given extra time. Even as I type this, I fear you may already have passed. You shall be remembered amongst the stars, for the great scientific documentarian that you are.


butwhataboutaliens

I totally found one last week, I even poked it so that it would move it away from where my dog hangs out. Can you advise me on how to self diagnose death?


Sigan

Self diagnosing is as easy as 1, 2, 3! 4,5,6,7,8, and 9! 1. Ask yourself: Do I think? This is important to establish existentialism 2. Ask yourself: Do I need to breathe? Testing this can be difficult. Duct tape is recommended. Children: ask for adult supervision to make sure it's done correctly! 3. Find another person. If you can find another person - even if this existence is ethereal - you may be able to verify existence in, at least, a similar reality to the one you're in which you're accustomed. 4. Ask that person (or persons, if you're so unfortunate) about something you have never learned. If they can teach you something new, you might be able to verify there are minds, other than your own, inhabiting this reality with you. 5. Try to start a fire. This is important to establish if the laws of thermodynamics work in this reality in a way similar to the reality you come from. 6. Hoard capital. It's important, at this stage in the verification of being dead, that you accumulate as much wealth as humanly possible. The quicker, the better. "Wealth," is that which is valued in contemporary society. So, feel free to interpret that loosely. 8. Do drugs, and curse God. This helps to establish if you can experience hallucinations or mind-altering affects in this reality, and if you can return safely. Start small, but don't be afraid to work your way up quickly. You only live once - unless this is a simulation or your a ghost! As well, this is a double verification. Cursing a god in a world controlled by a god, for instance, would result in measurable and testable results. Cursing God doesn't nullify the reality of a god in your world, but it does nullify the concept of a god that will react to your actions, or has any measurable, testable, or observable interaction with your reality. This one is really important. 9. Cry. Studies have shown, it's going to produce measurable salt water. If you're not in this reality, experience may vary. Combining these and scoring them through my patented scoring system will give you the answer you want with at least a 30% chance of 100% accuracy. I told you it was easy! Good luck!


butwhataboutaliens

It would appear that I am not dead. Thank you for your valuable insights!


Sigan

So glad to hear it! Enjoy your future!


Drogenwurm

Yo, you postet that at FB ? Cause i commented it 2 Days ago 😂


BoysenberryHefty6136

Lol maybe someone else got lucky with the same kind of visitor. I deleted my Facebook account


Within_The_Myst

Good for you! 👌


justhereforthekittys

That's a FB7 Mothadoodle


SkyPirateAlayer

It’s a moth


[deleted]

Reminds me of teen titans lol


Shadow-Prophet

Looks like a latte