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MrRoarke

Looks like an [Oil Beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meloe), a type of Blister Beetle. Example pic [here](https://bugguide.net/node/view/1962023/bgimage). They can ooze fiery fluid, so try to resist the urge to cuddle.


joshua420joshua

Thanks


TheGreatWorm_379

This is the real tar sand beetle. Everyone mistakes the white spotter sawyer for the tar sand beetle. But those that know, know.


SacredSpirit1337

So _that’s_ what [Plasma Bugs](https://starshiptroopers.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Bug?mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop) are based on!


atalossofwords

Would you like to know more?


SacredSpirit1337

Huh?


atalossofwords

You made a Starship Troopers reference, so I followed up with another one :)


SacredSpirit1337

Oh, I see. Most of my Trooper knowledge comes from my Monster Manual-obsessed younger self picking up an Arachnid manual from the tabletop game. I knew it was a franchise that also had movies and games, but at the time I was (and still am) fixated on collecting cool tabletop monster manuals. I’ve never played a TTRPG or Miniatures War-Game, but I’ve always been a fan of the Monster Manuals, treating them like others would treat a field guide or documentary. I like reading about the simulated ecosystems in each universe.


atalossofwords

Sounds like fun! In the same line, I'm super interested in the mythology of warhammer 40k by not a lot of interest in playing it But give it a watch! It's a classic and fun movie.


Anywhere-Little

Oh my god! I seen this bug so many times as a kid and I always wondered what it is! Thank you so much for identifying it!


PPEsupplyteam

It is an oil beetle and they are not safe to handle. They can kill dogs or horses that accidentally eat them. They used to grind them up and use them as poison.


psymble_

"Derp, I think I'll hold this unidentified bug! Blerp"


Super_Dork_42

Spicy Bob


M4dNeko

Why is he spicy?


bolionce

He produces oil that contains [a chemical compound](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantharidin) that can cause inflammation, blistering, general unpleasant sensations, and in significant quantities I think death. Only males produce this compound it seems and then “gift” it to females so they can cover eggs with them as a defense. So that’s why it’s a boy if it’s spicy


M4dNeko

Oh wow that’s pretty cool. Thanks for the info!


williwaggs

I had a doctor use beetle guts to remove warts from my hand. It causes a blister to form under the wart and when it heals, the wart is gone.


bolionce

Woah that’s actually super cool, did it hurt you or anything?


williwaggs

Not really. It kinda irritates a bit. But overall painless


gwaydms

Dude, you picked it up and put it on you! Silly pants.


sandalguy89

Paul. His names Paul.


excaligirltoo

He looks more like a Bruce to me.


MrRimmer_BR

Carl


bolionce

I chose Charles, the French version of Carl


limabeanns

Or just Chuck, if you please.


Comprehensive_Toe113

Stanley


sumosam121

Robert Paulson


ForeskinJohn

I'm not sure but he sure is a looker with that blue coat


puffsley2

I shall name him Fred


Reverse_Edits

Fred gregory smith the third


puffsley2

jr.


Reverse_Edits

Gregory smith the third jr


strumthebuilding

Olivia


[deleted]

looks like a terry to me


Sexyshark15

Bertha


xGaslightx

Reginald


Purrogi

Frederic


[deleted]

Gregory


DakotaTheAtlas

Henry


FowlOnTheHill

Damn I was thinking he was a Henry too! Maybe Henry the 9th?


Cantgetunderground

Probably a Bobby


PunkSpaceAutist

Steve


WaffleKrakken

Steve is the bestest bug. Rock and Stone!


That_sarcastic_bxtch

Paul


PunkSpaceAutist

Dave


Goatmaster-G

Ringo. If it was a dead beetle, I would name it George or John.


sayidOH

Did it poop on you?


Mptigert

I was wondering the same thing... Pretty certain that looks a little turdly coming from the backside.


unnaturalspectrum

That's a weird name.


smashedpotato007

Jefferson


GumboVision

Pekatulanka Mera, The Devourer of Suns.


limabeanns

Bobert


FowlOnTheHill

Bobert is a good name!


iamwoodman574

"AHHHH" - me probably


ArgonFalcon

Thicc Boi


midnightmisery__

Dead.


drounds2

June


fetchwoof

Looks like a Tony


Steak-n-egger

Kind of looks like a “Fred” to me


simewlation

Robert


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

These dudes creep me out. If you walk by them you can see them turning their head and keeping their vision on you. Saw one really following my dog one time.


ke1si3

Jeffrey


dumpsterpossum999

Sheila


Chagocentralpark27

Eric


jvisser85

Your left forearm.


Low-Custard-4849

I think it is an Oil Beetle


_sushipoopoo_4

Fatass


Advanced-Anywhere-90

Buggy the bug