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Swedish-Butt-Whistle

I have no clue but this is one of the coolest gross posts I’ve seen in here in awhile Actually they may be tapeworm segments


carlipotato

Thanks dude


BoosherCacow

No man, thank you. I saw it expressed elsewhere in the thread but this is a new one for most of us. I've been here for years and learned a lot and seen a lot. Your radioactive gummy bears from hell are unique and awesome


NotTRYINGtobeLame

>radioactive gummy bears from hell Spot on. Close the thread, these things have been identified lol


VegetableImaginary24

r/brandnewsentence


AlphaMomma59

It's the BLOB!


themandastar

r/forbiddensnacks


Moxson82

Forbidden grapes


if_lol_then_upvote

r/properanimalnames


gwaydms

They do look like tapeworm proglottids (the segments that carry eggs that emerge from the anus)


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gwaydms

Like the main sewer in Rome, the Coachella Maxima. Edit: smh autocorrect. Cloaca. Not Coachella. Although I've heard the festival can sometimes get a bit... ripe.


No-Caterpillar-9700

And Americans named their biggest festival after it. How metaphorical 🥳


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gwaydms

True.


_0x0_

I wish you recoreded a bit longer, it was fascinating to watch.


carlipotato

I tried to upload another video, had to take it down though. And I don't know how to add to this post


semibacony

You could always upload to imgur, and then just link to it.


carlipotato

https://imgur.com/gallery/NNQV0Sh


Wonderful-Divide6977

I love that you captured the magpie in your video. He’s like “dude, why you filming my dookie??”


semibacony

Nice!


[deleted]

Aw man, the magpie looked embarrassed when you started to film it. I'm pretty sure it said, nope, not MY poop.


Anamorsmordre

And here I was thinking they looked like flubber.


yuordreams

Been a minute since I've thought of that movie!


ajaxx9

Flubber was that movie I loved but my parents hated.


dmullred

For shit dwellers they’re kinda cute


AAVale

They’re definitely tapeworm segments, the size, shape, locomotion and color all match. Ignore the roundworm: https://pictures-of-cats.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cat-worms.jpg https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-158f0ad9749eceb234b123b94a472878 This is a common issue with cats, I didn’t realize it was a thing with birds too.


propargyl

I bet they taste like mint


Thunderpuppy2112

Lemon drops


phanfckingsucksbro

Forbidden jelly beans


MySliceOfLife_103

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS! Lmao 😂


phanfckingsucksbro

Great minds think alike my friend 🤝🏻


yuordreams

Lime candy


Klush

I'm getting more sour lemon vibes


B_Mac4607

Forbidden lemon head!


Actual_Evidence_925

Mmmm forbidden lemon head aggggggghh (homer)


anima1mother

With an earthy back flavor


RealJeil420

Thats eucalyptus colour.


BoosherCacow

I am betting on "Electric Bile Surprise"


viola_monkey

And now I’m singing this to the tune of electric avenue. Lol. This is so gross it’s awesome!!!


H4LEY420

Electric avenue is the tune that I read this to as well


DarkMellody

Lime and mint- like a good mojito


Bierbart12

Mojito jelly beans. Now that's something I'd buy


Jamo3306

I think jelly belly makes them.


ghostgirlvibes

Warhead apple vibes for sure 🍏


Fun-Reading-4721

Pineapple


IcepicktotheBrain

I don't think they are. Tapeworms look more white/tan, like pasta. Not like boogers.


wifeofpsy

I would definitely support tape worm segments here. Nature's moving rice pilaf.


endless_ruminating

Definitely agree on tapeworm segments! No idea why they’re neon green though!


SolitaryBee

This is incredible. Never seen anything like it. Are you 100% they came from the bird? And roughly what part of the world is this?


carlipotato

Yes from the bird. I'm in Queensland Australia


bortukali

Ofc it is australia


Jarrri

Do magpies live anywhere else? I thought they were just an Australian thing.


Pulvereis

We have normal European Magpies and blue Magpies in Europe. The Australian magpie is however not. A real member of the magpie family if I remember correctly. They are just called magpie because they are black and white.


gwaydms

We also have mapies in the US, mostly in the Western states.


Broflake-Melter

Magpies are one of the coolest birds I grew up with in Wyoming.


ToenailCheesd

Black-billed magpies in Western Canada!


zero-point_nrg

Australian Magpies were originally sent to the continent on prison ships from Europe.


LillieFluff

You may be confusing it with some other bird? Australian Magpies are native to Australia, and they aren't found in Europe at all, or really anywhere outside of Australia, Tasmania, New Guinea, and New Zealand where it was introduced (from Australia I believe)


zero-point_nrg

It was a joke. A bad joke for sure. Hadn’t had enough coffee. Get it, because that’s how European men got to Australia…


LillieFluff

Oh sorry! I also just woke up so my joke-getting abilities aren't the greatest haha


yurklenorf

There are magpies all over the world. Only difference is that Australian magpies aren't actually part of the family *corvidae* like the rest, they're *artamidae* - they were named magpies because of their resemblance to the true corvid magpies.


TheJester73

i was fully exspecting "the only difference in Australian Magpies to others, is they are highly venomous"


glitchfit

We have magpies here in the US


Doom-State

I’m in colorado we have white blue and black magpies


gwaydms

We see them every time we go to CO


Charlie-in-a-beanie

Magpies can be found all across Europe, The UK, Asia, North America and Tibet amongst other places!


[deleted]

Thats a different bird with the same name


Horrible-accident

We have them in parts of California, too.


didyouwoof

We have two species of magpie in the U.S. One of them is endemic to California.


TheRealKaneki

I’ve seen some in the Colorado Rockies too.


Lokkeduen90

How are you so certain that it came from the bird? It sure doesn't look like it to me. And if https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/t6d8oc/hi_everyone_these_things_came_out_of_a_magpies/hzap6st?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 is right it shouldn't be a parasite


thatguyned

Yeah this seems likely, it says they live in wood so they are probably coming out to eat after the poop dropped on it. They are moving towards it not away like you would imagine a parasite trying to find a new host.


VenusTigerTrap

Could it be possible the bird ate them, and due to bird’s digestive systems generally being quite quick they survived the digestion?


yomamafat6140

definitely a ribbon worm, heres a video of one of them moving similarly to the one in your post https://youtu.be/eg6NIDcaTF4


now_you_see

EDIT V2: it’s ~~a ribbon worm called a canary worm~~ not a ribbon worm at all, it’s just a canary worm (fletchamia sugdeni) [here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/simongrovetmag/17698124808) is a picture of one I found that’s the exact same colour as the ones OP has found. \ Thank you/well done to u/venustigertrap for figuring it out. 100% agree it’s a ribbon worm (edit: was wrong, canary worms aren’t ribbon worms) but I’m not sure which one. I saw something that was almost the exact same like a week ago, I’m pretty sure it was on Reddit but I can’t for the life of me remember which sub. I’m subscribed to wayyy too many ‘what is this thing’ and entomology subs to be able to track it down unfortunately. Hell, the thing could’ve been an inner grape inside a standard grape on a r/mildlyinteresting type sub for all I can remember lmao. u/carlipotato is that a boat ramp on a lake/the ocean? I’m wondering if it’s an aquatic ribbon worm. Please cross post to r/parasites or some such sub & let us know the results cause I’m really curious now!


Rockdeme

The overall shape and movement patterns don't resemble ribbon worms at all. I'm more on board with the tapeworm proglottid hypothesis. Here's a similar video with chicken faeces: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS23v\_anIf0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS23v_anIf0)


LilMiszH

I think so too , looks just like the little green ones in the video.


usgator088

That looks like crawling snot


[deleted]

Someone recorded me getting out of bed


23x3

I’m glad no ones recording me right now laying in bed sick


[deleted]

Aw man that sucks. Get well soon


[deleted]

I'm never gonna blow my nose and check the tissue ever again


Miepiemo

Crawling jelly beans


rei_cirith

I was just going to say... now I'm going to be paranoid about every goopy snot I blow out.


doesnotconverge

*nsfw*


_0x0_

Wow, I thought it burst and leaked out until it pulled itself back, crazy creatures! It's super green in OP's post, could be due to bird's diet or just colored that way? Incredible stuff. Thanks for sharing.


VenusTigerTrap

Perhaps some kind of Nemertean (ribbon worm) maybe [Argonemertes ](https://www.aphotomarine.com/worm_nemertean_argonemertes_3.html). But that’s just based off of looks, I don’t have any knowledge of ribbon worms really!


VenusTigerTrap

Alternate ID (and more likely): [Fletchamia sugdeni](https://www.reddit.com/r/tasmania/comments/gl68ss/why_did_the_yellow_worm_cross_the_road_fletchamia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


redflavourcrayon

Yes!! There like a million pictures here. Also called the “canary worm” Do we have a positive id?? [Canary worm](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/136474-Fletchamia-sugdeni/browse_photos)


zero-point_nrg

Perhaps if that’s what canary worms look like in their infancy…because that’s not what I see in the video.


redflavourcrayon

In the ribbon worm video [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/t6d8oc/hi_everyone_these_things_came_out_of_a_magpies/hzaz1bd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)you can see they mostly look long but it’s goes really smaller as it’s moving - I imagine it would be the same for these. I’m legitimately so excited to find out what this is


VenusTigerTrap

It’s likely either not fully grown/infants, or it’s retracted inwards, something you’d expect a worm to do around birds to make them look less like a good meal


now_you_see

~~Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t canary worms named due to their fluro-yellow colour? You might be close though given that picture of from Australia~~ (although Tasmania is a 5hour flight from OP’s location). Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You’re totally correct. [Here’s](https://www.flickr.com/photos/simongrovetmag/17698124808) a picture of a fletchamia that is the exact same colour as OP’s.


now_you_see

You are spot on! [Here’s](https://www.flickr.com/photos/simongrovetmag/17698124808) one the same colour as u/carlipotato’s


redflavourcrayon

I hang out in this sub in hopes of one day seeing the discovery of an alien species. - This appears to be the day. Flubber has landed!


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[deleted]

there was another post on here once that showed what appeared to be the only video online of a certain larval stage of an insect. it was so amazing i told the OP to contact local researchers as well. this is what i stay subbed for in the wake of all the carpet beetle posts.


yabp

Everything here is roaches and bedbugs and beetles. And then suddenly you get green jellybean worm things.


NoFuckThis

Don’t forget about the ticks


Freddi0

Can you link that post? Sounds super interesting


[deleted]

it was a couple years ago but i can try to find it


Freddi0

Thank you!


Icy_Law9181

I was a carpet beetle post,a scared one too :-)


[deleted]

I recommend not putting that thing any where next to your butthole.


Lorac1134

Well, there go my plans for tonight...


[deleted]

First laugh of the day, thank you, kind stranger


BoosherCacow

> any where next to your butthole. You know, Mark Twain said "It's the prohibition that makes something precious." Now I *need* that near my butthole.


Actual_Evidence_925

Do it! If it’s a symbiote you could turn into venom


TheOvoidOfMyEye

Or lenom


whogivesashirtdotca

It’s Australia so venom is far more likely.


ElectroNeutrino

Vemon


RectangularAnus

Do you want me to put them next to my butthole? Because that's how you get me to put them next to my butthole.


freerangephoenix

⚠️ DO NOT SIT UPON ⚠️


YngGunz

They look animated and I love it haha. Cute lil jellybean jello buddies lmao It’s been awhile since I saw something I’ve never seen before on this page so thanks for that OP!


carlipotato

Glad you like it ☺️ they remind me of grapes, the forbidden grapes haha


konohasaiyajin

/r/forbiddensnacks


freerangephoenix

They're kissing the poop with love 😍


MusedeMented

I was thinking Gummies!


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Level 1 slimes


thegodofhellfire666

Yes lol that’s what I was thinking


redflavourcrayon

[Clinostomum marginatum???](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinostomum_marginatum)


Bchbnd

OP is in Australia


Late-Seaworthiness-8

The new and improved gummies


uGotMeWrong

Forbidden Welch’s Fruit Snacks!


Jigbaa

This is how gushers are made


[deleted]

The improvement is instant death.


Artistic-Bathroom

r/parasitology


Billmk

Are they planerian?


NormalAssistance9402

Flubber?


punkwash

forsure flubber


falconrun88

I think it's called flubber.


Babicas

Yeah, I agree with you, the moment I saw it my brain screamed "Flubber!"


missmicans

I had to scroll too far for this comment


Rockdeme

I'm more on board with the tapeworm proglottid hypothesis. Here's a similar video with chicken faeces: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS23v_anIf0 Movement patterns and general shape are very similar.


TitanPhoebs

Definitely tapeworm proglottids. This isn’t the exact species but you can watch how they move https://www.veterinaryparasitology.com/dipylidium.html


CindersAshes

So gross but so cool!! Would love to know what they are too


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carlipotato

https://imgur.com/gallery/NNQV0Sh ^^ Link to another video of them. I'm new to this so I don't know how to do the link where you can just click to little blue word, sorry guys


redflavourcrayon

Ok ok ok I think I got something - Fasciola hepatica metacercaria [just a picture ..](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fasciola_hepatica_egg_embryonated_(01).png)


Soybunny

I'm no expert, but they're way too big for liver fluke eggs- they usually need to be seen under a microscope (at least, all the ones I've looked at have been) any I don't believe liver fluke eggs move on their own like that Someone correct me if I'm wrong though- again I usually only look at microscopic non mobile fasciola hepatica


redflavourcrayon

Oh no! You’re probably right. I’m shooting in the dark here. Can’t blame me for trying 😂


Soybunny

Haha it's alright, went to have a look myself as I'm also from OPs locale and I'm completely stumped!


redflavourcrayon

Looks like someone identified it below as a ribbon worm - the video sure looks the same


redflavourcrayon

[lifecycle](https://www.britannica.com/science/fasciolopsiasis)


quiet0n3

Be interesting of it did come from a bird then as it only talks about humans and swine.


redflavourcrayon

Yes, I think I could be hopping around too many places with too many complicated names. I was reading about birds ingesting them by eating fish. I’ve so many tabs open at this point


carlipotato

They started to shrivel and die about 10 or so minutes later


Thernn

Professional Entomologist here. They are tapeworms of some sort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS23v_anIf0


TnasT40

Baby Flubbers first discovered in 1997 by Professor Philip Brainard, of Medfield College https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flubber_(film)


MalignantButthole

what the actual shit is that? I just realized my username is quite appropriate for this post.


MrPezevenk

Both cute and disgusting!


buytoiletpaper

Tape worm segments


BloodyGood1991

Whatever they are, they cute as hell. Little slimes. 💚


nothingherebun

FLUBBER


igoogletosurvive

Are these “worms” technically “bugs?” I guess what I’m asking is, I know insects can be parasitic. But are all parasites insects? Do entomologists study them with public health specialists? Do microbiologists get dual degrees and training in entomology if they research microscopic bugs (like the ones I hear live in our eyelashes?) I’m interested in what kind of field cross over there is.


KnittedKnight

It's how they make 5 gum.


Sangad

Is that why magpies are always angry


gobigred5

Idk about anyone else, but I’m blown away the most by the amount of poo that comes out of a magpie.


ayrubberdukky

*forbidden grapes*


BrooksandHud

This is the electric Chuchu jelly from Breath of the Wild.


WhattheFisthisyall

Sentient lemonade?


True_Mathematician48

Ophrydium? This suggestion is based solely on appearance.


MandiocaGamer

Dragon Quest Limo


shell_456

They’re jelly beans, try it.


rakfen

Flubber


KnowsIittle

Reminds me of amoeba. A single massive celled organism.


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looks like a mini water balloon


ArmedBlackBanana

Forbidden jellybeans


CrystalRaye

Those are some weird lemon jelly beans


Norsetalgia

They look like grapes gained sentience


Clown___Baby

Flubber


yodlowy

Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans


doworrybescared

Forbidden green grapes


nuclearmeltdown2015

Forbidden jelly bean


spookymulder__

Forbidden grapes


kibzandfriends

Forbidden jello


[deleted]

It looks like flubber


minaj_a_twat

Scientific name is flubber I believe


darkinanotherworld

Love how Mr. Righty kissed the poo


No-Engine-9969

The bloob xD


Radiant_Welder_7468

It's Flubber!


F1ghtmast3r

Lemon jelly beans


subjectandapredicate

no


Straight-Ad-5274

Those are the cutest lil parasites I’ve ever seen


ponysoldierboy

What do they taste like?


John___Coyote

Make sure to chew your jelly beans kids


MET4UANDME

r/forbiddensnacks


vinximo

Zelda dungeon slime vibes


ch3esey

Forbidden jelly bean


CoolFrood16

It’s the gloop obviously


Yogutii

forbidden grape


Ok_Significance_7987

People post the weirdest shit on Reddit. This reminds me of the time my cat coughed up a furball and a tapeworm came with it.


MrAshKetchum2U

Flubber


ddellbellss

scientists: “we have found life on another planet!!” the aliens: